Caption These, Bitches!! (Britney Smoking & Picking Her Ass Edition)
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Anyone know what Brit's finger must smell like...?
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"I know I hid that packet of cheetos back here somewhere..."
king biscuitReply to this Comment
Whoa, is she knocked up or did she just eat 200 sliders? Maybe that's why she's picking her ass.
Reply to this Comment
ah... the old pick and puff technique...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
i know i am in the minority, but i'd still be her boytoy. when she looks good, not many are better then her.
goinggagaReply to this Comment
So gross, this one is...
ProsidyReply to this Comment
Smells like cheese doodles.
Buck NastyReply to this Comment
I love dingleberries!!!
Reply to this Comment
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat.
Rocky: Again?? That trick never works.
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
She looks pregnant.
jennylaReply to this Comment
"Watch me make smoke rings with my ass"
ManoloReply to this Comment
"Who says I can't multi-task y'all!"
Racer XReply to this Comment
i still want to drop a peter north sized load on her face. and tits. and ass. and stomach.
and then do it again.
wisebloodReply to this Comment
LMAO @#3. Hahahahahahaha.
CourtneyReply to this Comment
classy........am i wrong for still saying i would hit it?
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i bet that finger smells like Wild Turkey and Slim Jims, either that or booze shits and taco farts, some sort of liquor and meat combination anyway.
Reply to this Comment
Everyone (media) says she was losing weight, toning up, and working on getting her life back and her sanity.
WTF happened???
omegaReply to this Comment
ghetto, ghetto, ghettoooooo...
Grandmaster of DisasterReply to this Comment
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
i almost shit myself laughing. and then my office would have smelled like her fingers.
lmao.
damnableReply to this Comment
"come on....ICE CREAM"
DAMAGE Inc.Reply to this Comment
is she with child?
damnableReply to this Comment
Vitamin C (igarette) does a baby good, y'all!!!
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I think shes digging for corn up her ass
babygirl2000Reply to this Comment
Woa! she looks about 6 months pregnant!
CaraReply to this Comment
@ #3, yep, Puff, prod and sniff syndrome.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
"i'm almost ready for my double anal scene"
GlimmerReply to this Comment
"Lets see if I can get the smoke to come out of my ass!"
WoodyCReply to this Comment
To call her trailer trash would be an insult to trailers.
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Oh boy...somehow she finds new ways of making people disgusted.
EveReply to this Comment
i wish i could say something negative about her, but I did the exact same thing today... plus her tits look great
Reply to this Comment
smoking is bad for your pregancy
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
i'd pick her ass. not the only hole i'd poke into:)
goinggagaReply to this Comment
oh my god...is she pregnant again? because that just cant be a gut...is it? that thing is huge!!!
d55Reply to this Comment
This is an old pic, I think. That's terrible that she's smoking while pregnant!
HalleryReply to this Comment
Poor Brit!
Maybe we can get the Hulkster to come over and pick it, lick it & flick it!
Cans look big but not as big as the gut! Is there anything lower than trailer trash? We might need a new category for this pic.
She is picking for corn.... on the cob! HA!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
Outside of her picking her ass and smoking, her bod actually looks pretty good in this. The T and A in particular...
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
^Ooop I stand corrected, after a closer look, she looks like shit...
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
Britney plugs the hole to keep an airtight seal while smoking.
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She needs to be spayed, but I'd still hit it.
McPervReply to this Comment
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