Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Affair Causes Shania Twain To Divorce [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Mike Tyson at the Cannes Film Festival [Celebslam]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol 14 featuring Noemie Lenoir [The Bastardly Society]
- The New Ladies Of 90210 Vs. The Originals [Complex]
- Sharon Osbourne Will Host "Charm School 2" [Dlisted]
- No cheesey song on tonight’s American Idol finale? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Is Justin Timberlake going to propose to Jessica Biel? [Cele|bitchy]
- Jude Law was spotted in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub [The Blemish]
- Japanese version of The Office [Flabber]
- Susanna Hoffs Still Has The Hotts [CityRag]
- Kiefer Sutherland has finalized his divorce [DerekHail]
- Gwyneth Paltrow and her Balmain heels [Celeb Warship]
- Indiana Jones killed [Fatback Media]
- Lily Allen Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Scarlett Johansson Does Italian GQ [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...


























Anon1 is gonna be all over this.
jennylaI like her.
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Hot would be an understatement. I would rate all aspects but I'm busy being me IRL.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
I agree, jennyla!! However, would you say she was as attractive as the Lima??? I've grown quite fond of here lately.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
OK, just a couple.
1. I love the pouty lip.
2. The total lack of tramp stamps.
That's all. Carry on. Nothing to see here.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
nice bod! pages 2, 3 and 5... nice...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardface is a little boring, but hey... it's me. i don't give a fuck!
i'd hit...
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thats why i like you lokiman
redneckReply to this Comment
hahaha! you know me redneck... a true bastard...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Hah, I think we ALL can agree that Adri is a hotter creature:

Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Holy fuck, Candice is hott as hell!
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
^^nah.. check page 8.. look at her hugely wide shoulders, her no titties,
Pamela Susan Coursonshe has a funky body
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BOBFOC
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
page 8 is one of the best pics.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
^^whatever.. I thought you liked Adri more?? This site is full of gays, anyways
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
pam
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardyou are joking right? what the fuck is your problem?
look don't start no shit with me. either don't insult me or just don't speak to me at all.
all that personality switch bullshit gets annoying fast...
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adriana is hotter but she wasnt hot at the time that photo was taken pam. too young and skinny. i love the present adri.
Kenny Lingiscandice has a great body but shes pretty boring and not memorable. but id hit it of course. i think she looks better brunette. blonde makes her look like a typical fake blonde bimbo and makes her too generic.
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^^amen
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Pamela is your favorite food really toothpaste? Isn't that dangerous to eat that.
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Look. I don't wanna fight here. I guess I know why you guys don't like Lima on that picture.. but hey. Doesn't matter.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Very nice but a bit on the generic side like some have said. Lovin the eyes though.
JumpingIsUselessReply to this Comment
Where does the back end and the ass begin?
GolianoReply to this Comment
Great day of eye-candy here at The Bastardly.
Candace is aesthetically close to perfection, but too tall for me.
The girls of the new 90210 are so much hotter than the old ones that it's not even up for discussion. One Shenae Grimes is worth three Shannen Dohertys.
I get the feeling Lily Allen is good in bed.
For the amount of fucking and drinking and drugging she's done, Lindsay Lohan still might just be the hottest girl around. Her ass is awesome, as are her tits.
Gwyneth Paltrow is looking sexy for the first time in her life.
Mila Kunis is gorgeous. She's got that cold Russkie blood running through her, so no one should say she needs to smile more. Russians, especially Ukrainians, need you to give them a reason to smile.
Still, out of all these beautiful girls and women, I would take Indiana Evans over all of them, because she's 17 and I am a fucking pervert. 17 year old pussy is like a Royal Flush; it beats anything. After that I would take Lilo, then Mila, then those girls from the new 90210, then Candance, then Lily Allen, then Gwyneth...
Holy Fuck.
You walk into a room. There is a couch and on the couch are nine naked women, all of them on all fours, wearing heels. There's Candance, Lily, Lindsay, Gwyneth, Indiana, Shenae, Mila, Jessics Stroup and Annalynn.
Who do you start with, and who do you end with?
As Rocco Siffreddi once so eloquently said: "I want to fuck you all!!!"
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Between Pamela, Loki and several other that jump in and make it interesting and fun, I think I like this place.
MadMaxReply to this Comment
I don't uderstand why some morons compare Candice to Adriana.They are different both beautiful but different.
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I don't understand why some morons compare Candice to Adriana.They are different both beautiful but different.
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generic but she's cute
looks very nice with the dark hair
concubineReply to this Comment
billy whizz...nothing starts until someone sets the dig cam ! :)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
she has some bitchy, devilish cat eyes...very sexy...the rest is blahhh
d55Reply to this Comment
@d55, eh, you didn't like the collar bones?
MadMaxReply to this Comment
haha i dont really have a collar bone fetish so no?
d55Reply to this Comment
d55,anything non traditional in the body fetish dept. you like to admit ???
GlimmerReply to this Comment
gorgeous!!!!!!!!
omegaI agree, better as a brunette.
But, I would really like to see her do some crazy, out of the world
photoshoot rather than the same old cotton bra and panties shots.
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too hot for tv lol shes very pretty
babygirl2000Reply to this Comment
Body is HOTT!
HoneyFace....meh
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Looks yummy, guys should post some of her other work, although in her June 08 cover of German Elle they airbrushed her into a mannequin.
Anon1Reply to this Comment
31,
d55yes, I like men with big shoulders and big, nice hands...always a turn on
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thank you, d55 ! :)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
^^what the hell are you thankin her for?? You gonna get yourself those things?? It's not like you can buy them in a store...
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
37,
d55no problem Glimmer...yes, now, go and get those shoulders bigger and broader!
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If there is any question on why there should be legalized cloning, see picture 4.
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funny pam. :)
ok, i can't buy..but may be there is this special store for those of us that believe. ;)
d55...yes bigger and broader. it's always a wish away. ;)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
Shoulders, shmolders. A guy with respect, power, brains, a big dick, and a friendly face. Thats where it's at.
jennylaReply to this Comment
loving the list !!! (hey jennyla) anyone else want to chime in ?? the ears are set for broadband. ;)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
^^ooh... I can understand why you like to hear those things.. what is goin on in your head right now???
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Candice is a skinny white model who still looks feminine (Broad shoulders? No way.) Many of the white supermodels have masculine faces.
And nice pic of Adriana, I prefer her curvier but she's really hot in that pic, too. But don't take that the wrong way, Pam, I still want you to go eat a sandwich.
McPervReply to this Comment
Way better as a brunette! I never really realized how boring blonde hair can be until recently.
HalleryIt really washes you out.
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she is pretty
esmeraldaReply to this Comment
This is nice pictures but just something I'll never get my hands on. Why bother?
DodgemagnumReply to this Comment
she has great shoulders! Even if she gained 10lbs on her ass, she wouldn't look fat. Those women with the bobblehead shoulders (no shoulders and head looks big in comparison and the hips that look too wide)) are sooooo unfortuneate.
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F U people, if you can't see this, you clearly need glasses,
Pamela Susan Coursonshe looks like a freak
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I disagree 8 Candice is hotter!!
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