Can Someone Please Cheer Up Mila Kunis?

These were snapped @ New York Moves Art & Design Issue launch party in NYC

Mila's on all the sexy lists...
Kunis was ranked #54 in Stuff's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002); Maxim named her #47 on its 2006 Hot 100 list.[5] This year, 2008, Mila was ranked #81 on the Maxim Hot 100 list.

She has been involved with actor Macaulay Culkin for nearly six years. According to the DVD commentary of the Family Guy movie (during the third part in which Kunis was a commentator), Kunis claims that one of the reasons her boyfriend likes her is because of her role on Family Guy; he is a big fan of the show. She goes on to say that it was because of Culkin that she actually sat down and watched the show (having never done so before). The couple landed in news headlines in 2006 after their vacation in Israel was interrupted by the 2006 Israeli-Lebanon War and they ended up quickly returning to the U.S.

She is heterochromatic, which means her two eyes are different in color. One is blue while the other is hazel (green with a tint of brown). This is a result of injections to treat glaucoma. [Wiki]

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Stunning. Just stunning.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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She always looks so damn melancholic. Such a cute girl though. Is she the voice of Meg in Family Guy?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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big sexy cum fuk me eyes...delicious

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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^ yes, she is.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:36pm
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I've always loved this gal.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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I can take her shopping.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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i think shes so cute, i love her in that sarah marshall film!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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I concur with # 1 davige.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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I love her eyes. They are beautiful. I am surprised about the glaucoma. She's really young for that. The heterochromia makes her prettier although I thought she was born with it.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 4:55pm
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Oh yeah, I could cheer her up...with my cock! But seriously, Mila is super sexy.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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very nice

very nice

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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Quite fuckin ugly, but I still kinda like her.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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Glaucoma? wow...

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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I don't even know why I have a top ten list....it needs to be updated about every 5 minutes.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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i'd chear her up with the "happy package" quick-sharp.
legs... nice!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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Rasheed - Did you used to be "diew ni"?
Just curious.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:26pm
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Rasheed is bipolar.. he used to post as Rasheed and also "Gay Rasheed".
They would fight here. Fkn psycho

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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^ LMAO! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:48pm
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So, I guess this means that Rasheed won over inner Gay Rasheed???

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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no... they just merged into one big Faggot.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 5:52pm
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Mila is cute.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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Ok, Loki. Thanks for the clarification. :)

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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Rasheed calls almost everyone ugly. gay rasheed was someone using his name though.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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^^I highly doubt that. He is clearly gay, any person would notice that.
I dunno why he comes here.. denial, I guess.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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Too bad she looks sad. Hey, I'm a poet! Still, she looks hot here. She's been growing on me more and more.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:44pm
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she is fucking gorgeous

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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very nice and hot.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:02pm
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She just realized that she's home alone w/ Culkin and everybody forgot about sarah marshall.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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hey mila kunis, i think i can cheer you up. you're thin,gorgeous, famous, probably pretty rich, and a bunch of perverts on bastardly.com want to put their penis in your butt. be thankful for what you've been given and start smiling

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:16pm
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so hot, she looked even better (if that's possible) in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:23pm
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I'd strip her off and oil her up, then give her the two finger shuffle...that would cheer her up!!!!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 8:34pm
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Rasheed...how long will the days on Uncertifiedness continue ???

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 9:26pm
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she looks so much hotter on tv....and she has my shoes

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 9:57pm
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hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
another gorgeous face
top ten in faces.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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She's the only damn reason I watched That 70s Show.

Gorgeous

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:05pm
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Eyes too big, nose too wide at top and too narrow at bottom, mouth too narrow, four finger forehead, no tits. Would I kick her out of bed? Yep.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 10:18pm
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@35, did you know d55 is really a man posting as a woman, that why there is no head on that body.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 5:01am
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She's really beautiful, and I love that she was in Family Guy too. I didnt know about the glaucoma...

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 5:51am
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Beautiful

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 6:05am
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She's been tainted by Macaulay Culkin so may never smile again.

That kind of thing you just can't wash off.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 6:28am
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I WOULD SWIPE MY POP TART,UP AND DOWN HER ASS CRACK LIKE IT WAS A CREDIT CARD MACHINE

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 7:16am
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I love Mila Kunis and I always throught she was the most beautiful woman I ever laid eyes on. But she's obviously done something cosmetically surgical to her face in these photos. And that's kind of a shame since sh'e still very young, too young to be fucking with her face like this.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 9:37am
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Yeah, Willa, I agree. There's definitely something different about her face now. It's a shame that young beautiful girls feel the need to have surgery even when they dont need it. Just look at Nikki Cox...

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 9:42am
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Biff is full-o-shit..LMAO

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 9:54am
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She looks sexy when she's mad.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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well she's with culkin. of course she need cheering up

Monday, August 25th, 2008 @ 12:25am
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