Cameron Diaz @ Nickelodeon 2008 Kids Choice Awards
Monday, March 31st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

New trailer for Cameron Diaz comedy What Happens In Vegas
The story follows two strangers (Diaz and Kutcher) who wake up after a wild night in Vegas to discover they are married and one of them has won a fortune with the others' quarter.
They then try to undermine each other in order to decide who the rightful owner of the cash is...falling in love in the process. Source












Damn; she is turning into The Mask!
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she needs to
- put a bag on her face
- slit her throat
- go to hell
- give head to einstein
- get him to make time machine
- go back in time
- remain in her 20s.
if this is not possible, she can stop at step 2.
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I blame Justin Timberlake for the way she's looking now. She was hot before she hooked up with him. He sucked all the hot of of her and then dumped her ass.
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You can't blame JT, since she has never been hot.
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her legs, dress and shoes
her face is the wrong thing
she only looked hot on "the mask" it's not justin fault
she lost weight, too much sun, and aging...that's my theory
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I know that she is trying to go for that natural beauty but she seriously shouldve put on some makup.. She looks old as hell. But cute dress.
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Great hit and run by Justin, especially the run part, he got out just in time with Britney, Diaz, right now Biel looks great, body wise, but you know Justin will time his escape just right for her too.
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this bitch is busted
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this bitch has always been busted...#2 said it best
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Nice legs, bright blue eyes.
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Ha.. look at her feet
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It doesn't help that her nose has been broken. She's a pretty decent surfer and a stray board whacked her in the nose in the water. She should get it fixed but I read that she refuses to.
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man, she's looking more busted every day.
I think it's time for someone to stay away from cameras.
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Her face looks like well-worn leather.
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Yikes... She's morphing into her Shrek Character. And not the human one.
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Whoa... busted face.
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She's starting to look all crystal methy.
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If one person on this planet needs foundation it's this bitch.
Just borrow a shovel full from Aguilera.
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Staying out of the sun would do her some good so would a little make-up and better hair. Still has a nice body though.....
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Are her toes touching the ground in pic 2?
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Yiiikes...
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Brown bag please.
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I'm thinking about calling the cops here
i mean what other reason could this chick have to be at the Kid's Choice Awards
except to lure, Lamia-like, some unsuspecting teen star to his dissolution.
Look out Zach and Cody!
Cameron is coming for you!
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I was wondering the same thing, john. Isn't she like 150-years-old? Why the fuck is she still getting kiddie awards. Fucking perv.
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She was already starting to look old a long time ago. I first noticed in Charlie's Angels 3... during the close up shots of her face, it was like... whoa! she's aging fast. Not to be mean... but... that's the sad truth. :-(
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True John....Good point....She must be looking for a replacement Timberlake.
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Bugs on the Windshield
I first noticed in Charlie's Angels 3
there was a Charlie's Angels 3?
Why?
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This is one truly ugly bitch.
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Regardless of what's goin' on with her face, they're still great legs!
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I never did understand why she was considered hot....kind of boyish body and her face literally looks like she's been smacked with a 2x4 about a million times.
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fuck all of you who say cameron's face is not hot because that face happens to be one of the hottest face,ass,legs and boobs in all of hollywood and at age 35 she is still amazingly attractive and is so beautiful. anybody who wants to object can go fuck themselves.
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