Camera Whore Christina Aguilera Does "Rock The Vote" Video
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Christina Aguilera @ CNN studiosChristina Aguilera will bust out a rendition of “America the Beautiful” while holding her son Max. I'm pretty sure there was cash exchanged under the table b/c we all know what makes C.Ags tick...Nothing wrong w/ that!













OK...We get. The bug look is in.
Why does have to wear so much make-up...She got enough foundation on to hold up a 40 story building.
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hot hot hot.
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I'd bury my face in her for weeks.
But speaking of faces, who the hell does her make up, an auto and body shop? She's an attractive woman, why the hell does she have to coat her face in that crap?
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she's obviously hiding something really bad down there...
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I hate when people pop out a baby and act like no one has ever done it before.
To Every Parent on the Planet:
There have been billions of humans born, your child's birth isn't a miracle, get over yourself, now please teach your snotty spawn how to behave.
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Agree with you 100%!
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word @ McPerv word!
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Hahaha...SO TRUE!
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She's gonna look worse than Joan Rivers in a few years.
She's turned into a freak.
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I am actually surprised that she can carry a line of thought and speak in full sentences. She doesn't seem to have turned out that bad compared to the other stars from her time.
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Yikes....
I don't know what's worse: the seventeen quintillion tons of make-up, the bad sunglasses, the fake 'n bake tan or the Louboutins that are two sizes too small...
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Hot chica. All though my hair is even blonder... haha. And looks sooo lovely in the sun now a days!!
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Hmmmm they only bring out that kid when the cameras are rolling. I hope the kid turns out ok, but I have a feeling he won't.
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I don't think she has enough make-up on.
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how can someone fucking wear so much makeup?
Tammy Faye Vs Xtina....battle of the clowns right there.
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Such a natural beauty.
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She's just foul . . . . .
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i bet she smells like shit diapers and week old formula...
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ugly bitch with a deformed body and legs...whats with that hair? it looks like cotton candy that's gone bad
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LMAO that cotton candy comment is so fucking spot on...
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CHRISTINA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. CHRISTINA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. CHRISTINA IS A FAT. FAT FAT FAT. MAX IS UGLY. MAX IS FUCKING UGLY.
MAX IS FUGLY. MAX IS FUCKING FUGLY.
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CHRISTINA IS A WHORE. CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING WHORE. CHRISTINA IS A CUNT.
CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING CUNT. CHRISTINA IS A SLUT. CHRISTINA IS FUCKING SLUT. CHRISTINA IS A BITCH. CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING BITCH. I HATE CHRISTINA
I HATE HER I HATE HER. I FUCKING HATE CHRISTINA. I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER.
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Oh holy shit, she became sooo disgusting. I never liked her but now she looks like white fat trash. I would like to smash her ugly potatoe face.
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