Brooke Hogan's Desperate Search For A Career, Part I
Monday, July 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Are these photo shoots supposed to be hot?!
They look like portfolio pics of a chick who's desperately trying to claw her way into B-rated porn flicks. Regardless of what Brooke might be smoking when signing up for these shoots, it's fairly clear that she needs a new agent.
Bastarchived in Babes, Bastardly Photo Shoots, Bikini Pics, Brooke Hogan
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she's so fucking ugly...i can stop imagine hulk's with boob's...she has to stop trying!!
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what has she done to even grace the pages of this unbelivable site we have here ....
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I can smother her with a rape hoodie. ^ gay?
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If there were any sharks in that water they probably got scared and wound up somewhere off New Zealand.
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Beached Whale!
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Or, Byatch Whale!
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White women think if you lay on the sand, it makes you instantly sexy, no matter how ugly you actually are. It's similar to the way black women feel about leopard print leotards.
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Picture 4 is hilarious !!! Real Brazilian Shemale
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Hey, our trannies look a way more feminine than her, thank you very much!
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That is some good quality makeup. The rule is, covergirl don't cover boy.
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she really is ugly...how come hayden p is not trying to save this one? she is a total whale...look at page 2
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isnt she like 19-20? she looks like a soccer mom, who is trying to prove she still has it
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do they think this much blush would make her look more feminine? there were actually much better candid pics of her that i have seen
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oo brook-tini let it go girl
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She needs to be brown bagged PLEASE !!!
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oo brook-tini let it go girl, jus let it go
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Her search for a career can really only take her one place in the world:
Japan
those rich twisted Japanese business men will pay top dollar to have this massive beast stomp all over their balls
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3 pic ain't so bad.
/I'm just saying
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IF SHE HAD A NICE THICK HAIRY PUSSY,I COULD DEAL WITH THAT FACE
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Um.... no one else has commented on her OBVIOUS upper lip 5 o'clock shadow....
I'm just saying. Check out the 1st and 3rd pics for the best (worst?!) proof.
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In fact... some of these look like they photoshopped her brother's face... to look feminine?!
Either way... scary!
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Did she cake enough freaking makeup on...
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I guess roids can be passed through sperm! Did that sound incestuous? Ooops!
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Is that a moustache?
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THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT UP DAMN TRANNY. SHE'S A REAL FATTY TOO SHE NEEDS TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT. WHATS UP WITH THOSE POSES, SOMEONE TELL HER VOGUE WAS LIKE SOOO 20 YRS AGO.
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She's so incredibly ugly. The body in the pics from the other day looked more feminine.
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I know this sounds pretty pathetic, but I think I would.
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She's a man, man.
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God, please make it stop!!!
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She would be hot if it wasn't for the face and penis.
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Is Nick out of prison already? When did he get the sex change?
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she's not fat but her face in these pictures r so damn groseee!!! uhh
her body is fune not fat and not thin
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Her head looks like a fuckin pumpkin.
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Screw it. Just do some layout with you lapping at your mom pussy. Hell I got a better rise with her dad spreading suntan lotion between her legs than these ugly photos of her mug!
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is this dude hulk hogans son
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I don't think the son is this big.
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WOW. that looks alot like this Germanic dude from my USMC platoon some years back. They said he always wanted to be a broad, so I guess his dream came true.
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"Hello, Coast Guard, I'd like to report a beached whale that won't leave because someone pulled out a camera!"
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"Hello, Coast Guard, I'd like to report a beached whale that won't leave because someone pulled out a camera!"
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Her makeup is horrible, she looks like a clown with a pale face with rosey cheeks and fake baked body. If she fixed that, and matched her roots to her hair color she MIGHT look semi-decent.
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i wouldn't touch her... she has hoganitis...
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fat hogs that think they are hot always give me a good laugh. Butch Hogan has no clue she is ugly and fat. she is like the blond version rumer willis---clueless as to how unattractive she is.
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I guess she thinks the fake boobs are fooling everyone
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I kinda feel sorry for her..no matter how hard she tries it doesn't work. She just doesn't have it. She is NOT an attractive women.
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she is a man !!! oh and her and hulk are at it like rabbits
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