Brooke Hogan: Now Performing At Your Local Strip Club!
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 in the weewizzle hours
Actually these are from a performance at Mansion in Miami.Brooke Hogan Playboy Photos: Will She Strip for Magazine?
"The original rumors were that Brooke was being offered a special celebrity centerfold edition and she'd be the 55th Anniversary Playmate," commented a source within the Playboy org, "but that's not how we pick our centerfolds."
"Brooke's comments regarding Playboy reveal a lot about where he head's at these days," a close friend in Miami revealed, "the girl has a lot on her mind!" For the record, it doesn't appear as though Brooke is going to accept the Playboy offer, but that could just be until her parents divorce blows over. Source
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This is what happens when over-protective fathers don't let their teen daughters explore their sexuality ...or she's just a slut by nature.
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what kind of father goes to watch his daughter dance like a whore in lingerie??? creeper.
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how is hulk allowing this?
i can't tell the difference between her and her mom.
when did the hogan kids get so huge? they both look like they're in their late 30's.
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Lol, talk about a ****** gene pool, a but chubby are we ?
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BEEF CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I CAN PUT UP WITH THE THICKNESS,BUT THAT FUKIN MAN FACE
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She tries so hard to be sexy, but it just ain't happening. I feel sorry for her. It's not even her massive size that makes her not sexy; it's just that she's awkward. Khloe Kardashian is a big girl, but can be sexy because she's comfortable with herself.
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She looked better 2 years ago, has she been using testosterone patches?. Something is not right!.
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VILE
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Shemale
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Sad that she really has no ass at all. She doesn't need to be photographed from the side or back.
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Ah haha, see what wonders Hulkamania can achieve?
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It is a little creepy, but she probably did that hundreds of times before for her Daddy! I bet they have 3 ways now that Mom and Nick are gone! Well at least someone can escort her home from the strip joint so she doesn't have any problems in the parking lot!
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I'll take Jessica Simpson over this skank anyday
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I'm guessing this was at Chippendales
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Thunder thighs cause me nightmares.
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you ugly amazon looking bitch...where is her dad? isn't he known for being overprotective? i guess he is too busy banging her 19 year old best friend
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Looks like a drag show with lip syncing.
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I dont think that her being an "amazon" makes her ugly. Because there are tons of tall women in the world who are beautiful. Its the fact that she looks like her dad and has no hips or butt at all.
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how did you even come up with that unless because you are also 6 feet, uilt like a buff man and as a result, offended? did i say she is ugly because she is amazon-like? i said she is ugly because she IS in addition to looking amazon-like
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First off, you need to learn how to spell and then you can come at me! Thanks trick.
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bitch, dont start shit now...do you have some complex regarding your looks or something? do you hate being tall that much so my one comment, which did not even imply she was ugly because she was tall and big bothered you that much? you twisted that shit and looked like a fool when i replied back...there is nothing wrong with the way i typed...you got what i said; you just dont have shit to say about is all..."trick"...lol...ghetto trash
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oh shit...you're amazon like...lol...well, have thicker skin and dont try to start shit with people when there is not shit to start with...i am not your man...take your insecurities to him, not me
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All I said was that her being tall is not what makes her ugly. So you need to relax. And since when is the word "trick" ghetto trash?? As far as insecurities go.. I dont have any.I know I look good bitch, regardless if I was 7 feet tall or 5.I would love to see a picture of you. But I doubt that will ever happen because you have to hide behind cartoons and post up body shots with no face. So have a nice night slut. Cant waste anymore time with you.
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the reason why you felt the need to say that is it because you thought i said she is ugly because she is amazon like...i didnt say she is amazon like because she was tall...she is amazon like because she is buff and has no curves whatsoever...when those factors are added to her height, which is 6 feet, she looks like an amazon woman...so you made assumptions and then some more about the assumptions you had originally made...you're an idiot, bitch...lol...your profile used to say you were 5'10'', didnt it?...didnt you come and write on my wall a while ago? you dont love yourself...if you did, you wouldnt have gotten offended by a big nothing...you wouldnt have gotten offended by what some stranger over the internet said about you...look how hurt you are...you started describing yourself and how much you love yourself and how you are turning it alllll around on me and my looks...LOL...shut the fuck up, and get lost, bitch...yeah, you cant waste any time on me? you started this shit yourself!! god...what a dumb ass
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have a* thicker skin...this is in case you try to use the "learn how to spell" bs card cuz i am sure that missing "a" right there wont let you get what i was trying to say
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I think that camera will be permenately damaged now.
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d55 You really do have a personality disorder. Courtney in no way attacked you, all she did was politely disagree with your statement and yet because you cannot stand the vague notion of being contradicted in any way you start attacking her. She made no personal comments that could cause any offense, all she said was that she didn't think a woman being tall meant that she was fundementally ugly. How can that cause you such anger? I'm 5'3 and I agree. I think there are many beautiful tall women out there. Brooke just isn't one of them. You must be quite insecure if someone contradicting you distresses you like that(either that or you feel that you're not gaining enough attention and so are picking fights with people). I understand that you study psychology, so perhaps it's time you employ some of what you have learnt in the pursuit of a much needed self examination. I might also add, that for a student, you are very inarticulate at times and perhaps you would feel less frustrated if you were to work on that. Please don't bother responding to this as I'm sure we can all predict the usual d55 tirade of abuse consisting of statments that include "whore, bitch, stalker, fuck, etc". Have a nice day.
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Looks like a tranny.
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Come on guys, this chick just isn't hot. She's one visit to Subway away from being Jenny Craig's next endorser! No more Brooke!
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Cum on guys, she loves to show off and she has the right to be a slut as do I. I love to be a slut and show off, fuck, suck and eat pussy. She loves to strip. what the fuck?
Carol L
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