Brooke Hogan Hit Up The 2008 MTV VMAs
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

While flipping channels the other day I actually landed on Brooke's reality show on VH1. It was the episode where she attended a high school prom with some random dude b/c apparently Brooke has never attended a prom before. Out of curiosity I wasted twentymins of my life & watched for some substance.
Again: How does this shit gets airtime!?!? It's literally shocking to me.












The frosted lipstick, the bleach blonde hair, the over tanned fried chicken look, the clear hooker shoes....WHY!?
Why does she insist on looking like her troll mother?? I've said if before, if she were a brunette and hired a stylist, she would be hot.
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Yeah, I agree with the above comment. This girl really needs a stylist. She's just awful.
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I agree with just about everything, also.
She needs to tone it down. And from what I've heard, she's a big girl, so she has a hard time finding clothes & shoes in her size, but she's got some money, so she could have things custom made.
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FUGLY.
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She has a nice body, but no style. And her show is really, really lame.
/I'd hit it, fo sho
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How do any of these lame 'reality' shows, cooking, dancing, etc. get air time in this modern world? It's like watching bad 50's tv all over. And this dufus doesn't help at all.
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she looks just like her mother here. which i guess is a change from usually looking like her father..i dont know which is worse in her case
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