The entire tone of the first episode was set in the first minute where the set-up was Big Poppa Hogan helping his little girl Brooke move into her new apartment - and what are they talking about? The divorce, the infidelities, her brother's car accident and how confusing and upsetting she found all of the drama. Gee, that's a shocker and thanks VH1 for reiterating information that anyone could find out with the click of a mouse or the push of a remote control button. And they don't let it go either! Instead of letting Brooke put a bikini on and head down to the hot sands of South Beach for some tasty boys and even tastier BBQ like she clearly wants, they allowed the Hulkster to stick around for days afterwards to give her self-protection and safe-sex advice, take her house wares shopping at Target, and be a constant downer-reminder of why the hell she wanted to get out of the house and away from her parents to begin with! Source

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