Brittny Gastineau @ Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Party
Friday, April 18th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Brittny's career is taking a turn as of right now: She just won the best rack @ Us Weekly's D List Party award from the Bastardly. More chicks need show off their goods when nothing better is going on in their careers.
And the Wiki says...
Brittny Gastineau (born November 11, 1982) is an American model, socialite, and reality television personality. She is of French ancestry hence her French surname. She is the daughter of former New York Jets defensive end football player Mark Gastineau, and Lisa Gastineau, with whom she starred on E!'s reality TV show Gastineau Girls. Gastineau also starred in another E! reality series, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive. [Wiki]
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First! Yes!
Is this Marc G's daughter?
Not bad at all!
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I like her...I know she's a dumb shit and a horrible model...But I like her wonky eye better than Paris'.
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what is she famous for? i never heard of her
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Biteme,
Apparently you can be famous for being - "American model, socialite, and reality television personality"
WHAT A JOKE!!!! She is pretty but far from famous.
This is how all the skanks - Kim Large-ass-can & Skank Hilton are considered famous.
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wonky eye?????
explain...
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I wish I was a reality tv personality.
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Aiyyo - She has a similarly wonky eye.....
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I understood that much....but what is this "wonky eye" you speak of? Gimme a pic that defines it.
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I think she's got beautiful eyes...too bad that dress is not too revealing to see what kind of body she has, but I don't think I would be dissapointed...
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Would enjoy banging her without remorse.
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SHE HAS A BAD NOSE, THE WONKY EYE CAN BE FIXED WITH A FRESH LOAD OF GOO
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she's hot in my book
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Socialite???? How is that possible
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never heard of her but I m liking the eyes .. they got that je ne sais quoi thing going
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I've seen her in pictures at events with Paris and Kim Kardashian. I like it. I think this is what Audrina Partridge wishes she looked like.
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OK....Here are a couple good examples and in almost evey photo she takes it is a bit wonky:


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Oops...Suppose to be:

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Yeah. That left eye is a restless wanderer. A poker-faced loner, tilting at windmills and surfing the sage. You never know what direction that little green-amber maverick will go careening next.
I like imperfections. A bump on a nose, a wandering eye, an enormous penis. You know, charming shit like that.
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The mother's hot too, for her age:
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Me too. The imperfections are what makes us individuals and individualily beautiful (trying to ignore the enourmous penis thing).
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best _fake_ rack, too
wonder how real her lips are...
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Kinda fucking ugly and way too tall.
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Am I the only one who has never heard of any those shows she was on?
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She's pretty, but her toes are extremely long.
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her skins seen waaayyy too much sun.
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If she were to rape me I would not press charges
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Hm... think I'll pass...
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How did she win Best Rack when she has an awful boob job? IDK!
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