Brittny Gastineau @ Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Party


Brittny's career is taking a turn as of right now: She just won the best rack @ Us Weekly's D List Party award from the Bastardly. More chicks need show off their goods when nothing better is going on in their careers.

And the Wiki says...
Brittny Gastineau (born November 11, 1982) is an American model, socialite, and reality television personality. She is of French ancestry hence her French surname. She is the daughter of former New York Jets defensive end football player Mark Gastineau, and Lisa Gastineau, with whom she starred on E!'s reality TV show Gastineau Girls. Gastineau also starred in another E! reality series, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive. [Wiki]

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28 Scandalous Comments

First! Yes!

Is this Marc G's daughter?

Not bad at all!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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I like her...I know she's a dumb shit and a horrible model...But I like her wonky eye better than Paris'.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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what is she famous for? i never heard of her

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:13pm
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Biteme,

Apparently you can be famous for being - "American model, socialite, and reality television personality"

WHAT A JOKE!!!! She is pretty but far from famous.
This is how all the skanks - Kim Large-ass-can & Skank Hilton are considered famous.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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wonky eye?????

explain...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:20pm
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I wish I was a reality tv personality.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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Aiyyo - She has a similarly wonky eye.....

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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I understood that much....but what is this "wonky eye" you speak of? Gimme a pic that defines it.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:36pm
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I think she's got beautiful eyes...too bad that dress is not too revealing to see what kind of body she has, but I don't think I would be dissapointed...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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Would enjoy banging her without remorse.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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SHE HAS A BAD NOSE, THE WONKY EYE CAN BE FIXED WITH A FRESH LOAD OF GOO

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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she's hot in my book

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:47pm
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Socialite???? How is that possible

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:47pm
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never heard of her but I m liking the eyes .. they got that je ne sais quoi thing going

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:51pm
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I've seen her in pictures at events with Paris and Kim Kardashian. I like it. I think this is what Audrina Partridge wishes she looked like.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:58pm
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OK....Here are a couple good examples and in almost evey photo she takes it is a bit wonky:
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Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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Oops...Suppose to be:
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Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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Yeah. That left eye is a restless wanderer. A poker-faced loner, tilting at windmills and surfing the sage. You never know what direction that little green-amber maverick will go careening next.

I like imperfections. A bump on a nose, a wandering eye, an enormous penis. You know, charming shit like that.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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The mother's hot too, for her age:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/032j9gQ6WN6vs/340x.jpg

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:19pm
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Me too. The imperfections are what makes us individuals and individualily beautiful (trying to ignore the enourmous penis thing).

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:31pm
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best _fake_ rack, too
wonder how real her lips are...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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Kinda fucking ugly and way too tall.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 6:40pm
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Am I the only one who has never heard of any those shows she was on?

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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She's pretty, but her toes are extremely long.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:28pm
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her skins seen waaayyy too much sun.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 2:00am
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If she were to rape me I would not press charges

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 2:59am
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Hm... think I'll pass...

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 7:09am
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How did she win Best Rack when she has an awful boob job? IDK!

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 8:25pm
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