Brittny Gastineau @ Absolut Los Angeles Premiere

Brittny Gastineau (born November 6, 1983) is an American model, socialite, and reality television personality. She is of French ancestry hence her French surname. She is the daughter of former New York Jets defensive end football player Mark Gastineau, and Lisa Gastineau.

Most recently she has appeared on the Lifetime series, Top this Party, where she and close friend Fabian Basabe hosted a charity event. Wiki

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Smokey crazy hot dame.

Don't care for the crossed legs pose

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 9:06am
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Nice...love the outfit

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 9:30am
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what did she do to her nose for zeus's sake!

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 9:58am
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She's suffering from the amazing disappearing Ivanka Trump nose syndrome.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 10:28am
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you know how i said the crossed leg pose wasn't any good...well here's the perfect example. brittny is a pretty pretty girl yet she looks so awkward in that pose. when one pose's it should look as if it were nice smooth fluid motion but that pose it too forced. uncross those legs girl!

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 10:55am
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whoa! didn't mean to say it like that. "uncross those legs girl!" haha. i meant don't do that pose girl. haha.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 10:56am
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she looks like chris noth

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 11:14am
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How is she a socialite? She has a banging body but she looks odd, I can't pinpoint other than to say it her face or hair.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 12:09pm
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She is all kinds of sexy. Nice pair of child-bearing hips too.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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Hot! Tall with curves!

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 1:31pm
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UM Ace- tall with FAKE curves.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:11pm
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Yes, indeed! She does have fake boobs (I'm not a fan of fake boobs), but I do think they go well with her frame. I like her body because she has meat on her bones unlike a lot of models today.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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Gorgeous girl, but I hate the cross-legged pose, too. She looks like she's falling over in a couple pics.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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