Brittny Gastineau @ Absolut 100 Party in L.A.

Brittny Amanda Erin Gastineau (born November 11, 1982) is an American model, socialite, and reality television personality. She is of French ancestry hence her French surname. She is the daughter of former New York Jets defensive end football player Mark Gastineau, and Lisa Gastineau, with whom she starred on E!'s reality TV show Gastineau Girls. Gastineau also starred in another E! reality series, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive. She has a younger half-brother, Marcus (b. 1990) from her father's relationship with Danish actress Brigitte Nielsen.

Today, Gastineau lives in Los Angeles. She is currently signed to the Elite Modeling Agency where she is an aspiring model and actress. Wiki

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there is not a single good feature in her face

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 8:30am
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What happened?? I swear this chick used to be gorgeous on that Gastineau Girls shit that used to be on E!.Her smile looks so fake and her eyes are empty and vacant.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 8:39am
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she has definately depreciated.

Good thing she has a decent rack.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 9:10am
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The rack sure does help!

Nobody is gonna mention the eyes? Wonka-ville????

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 9:26am
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Looks old for her age...

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:07pm
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I like her hair.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:10pm
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WAAAAAY too ugly to be a model. and her bone structure is too big as well. She's not fat, but she's too "big" to be a model.

Shitty attitude to boot. Bitch went to a swimsuit modeling gig with fat thighs because she's too lazy to exercise. USELESS.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:36pm
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I swear she used to be pretty as well. She just looks like some typical jersey girl now

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:18pm
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can anyone post a picture where she looks gorgeous and very pretty? because looking at those features (wonky eyes, messed up nose, piano teeth with badly shaped lips), i cant imagine her looking remotely pretty...ever.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:21pm
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how is she a model?

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 1:26pm
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Her dad should have spent less time in Ryker's Island and more time learning to fucking spell. Genetically deficient fug whore

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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lovely eye colour,lovely hair,hot tits...8 out of 10

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 7:26pm
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^ I'll give her an 8 too.... She probably sucks good dick.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 7:43pm
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