Flashback 2003: Britney Spears Brings The Afternoon Links!


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im STILL dreaming of having sex with her. shes STILL kinda hot...and shes totally certifiably pyscho.

thats the kinda shit i love.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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Dude..... that is fucked up.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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yeeeeaaaaahhhh...her fac was always ass-y to me. nice bod, though.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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I don't like the dirt. Her face was always average but at least her body made up for it.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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i`m a girl but I remember how these photos made me dream of having sex with brit

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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OMG this is unbeliveable how can a person transform like that...it's a shame she was really hot

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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Wow.... its been a long hard road for her the last few years, I do remember when she was that hot.... what a shame....

And thats the bottom line......

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:00pm
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she was the sexiest tease ever

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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agree w/ #8

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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what a shame, now she has huge dinosaur legs.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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I was always so jealous of her when I was younger...so now I somehow get pleasure in seeing her fatass

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:16pm
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Man, this takes me back. Wasn't that long ago either. My high school/early adulthood dreams! Noooo!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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i would of slammed britany into next week here. she will never be this hot again. oh well...

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:30pm
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It's kind of depressing who hot she was compared to what she is today.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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oh yeah, she was a grade A piece of meat back then...it's too bad she's a disgusting psycho slob now...

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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she was never slim but she was fit...she kinda had a small version of brook hogans body

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:47pm
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I am ashamed to admit first time I saw the "Baby One More Time" Album in 1999; my girlfriend [at the time] and I were at the mall and I made the comment that the girl on the cover looked cute.

this cover:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000G1IL.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I didn't know who Britney was at the time and I didn't even know she was a jailbait then; needless to say, my comment pissed my girlfriend off and she didn't talk to me for days!!

Women! I'm 42 and I will never understand them!!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:49pm
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she was thin before, had a nice body, now she has brook hogans body.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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haha johndoes,

it makes a woman feel ugly when you say another girl is pretty, it's like saying she is prettier or something.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:52pm
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how can something so right, turn so wrong

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 6:59pm
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whats the dif between these pics and present britney?

shes still dirty and wearing cutoff shorts...

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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she looked like something kept... thats the difference. now she looks like a disgarded turd (could possibly smell like one too).

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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Ruined.

Ruined probably by the same powers that took the black out of Michael Jackson. Now they took the hot out of Britney Spears.

It was fun while it lasted.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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good point lokiman

and at drtentacle-hahhahah, genius

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:41pm
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She looks hot, except that it looks like she rubbed feces all over herself.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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Who would have thought!

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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she never looked hot to me,her body is too chunky,heavy bones,hips etc
and i still believe Justin dumping her triggered the beginning of the end for her

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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i was jealous of her too. my boyfriend said he used to have fantasies of her. lol. but now i kind of feel really bad for her. k-fed should just die.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 9:09pm
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She has the most perfect smile and teeth, there, anyway

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 9:15pm
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The sad thing is that it happened so fast. One day she's the fantasy of every man, the next she's white trash.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 9:56pm
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@ dims - I think that's really only true of insecure women. A woman who is happy with herself doesn't mind her man saying that another girl is pretty. I mean, there are billions of people on the planet, a certain percentage are going to be female and hot. Some girls just can't deal with that and we see it on here every day. cough cough nocturna cough.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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Well most women are insecure.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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Even some hot and beautiful women are very insecure.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:09pm
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You got that right, dims, I am overly jealous person. I have gotten mentally ill because of jealousy. Even when there was nothing to worry about

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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Those women who you think are hot don't feel that way themselves. If they did, they wouldn't be insecure. That's my point. If you know you are beautiful and you like the person you are, you don't get upset about other girls being beautiful too. How miserable that must be walking around every single day filled with hate for cute girls you encounter in your daily life. Pathetic.

Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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even i use to think she was hot. My little brother would always say she was ugly and had droopy eyes.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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Of course,she looks good here it's photoshopped.She was cute but average and very OVERRATED.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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I never used to think she was pretty and I thought there was something manly and overly athletic about her. I'm more into really feminine (not meaning fat, I'm talking lean and graceful with a little curve, or voluptuous in the way that Monica Bellucci and Laeticia Casta are) looks. But honestly, now that she's fat and ugly, her old pictures actually look good to me. THAT is sad.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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she looks weird in photo 3,and YES,I REMEMBER THAT *sniff*

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 10:17pm
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well k-fed got to fuck everybody's dream then fucked the sexiness right out of her

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 @ 11:36pm
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shes fucking sexy back back in the day, but sexiest teaser ever...!!!

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 1:57am
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i remember she was hot back in the day, but she such a sexist teaser... she isn't good role model :(

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 2:07am
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Gimme gimme less.

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 8:22am
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Dina - You are right about Laetitia Casta and Monica Belluci. So much better than the slightly manly and/or overly thin body types.

By the way, Happy Easter, bastards!

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 12:20pm
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Kate Beckinsale is very thin and she is not manly looking, so you ARE WRONG.

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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@ dims - I don't consider Kate to be too thin or manly looking at all. Did someone say she was?

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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No.
She looks very thin to me, but she has an ass for such a thin girl.

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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^ I think Kate's gorgeous. She's on the cover of this month's Allure and I am reading it right now!

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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Oh I just want to make clear that I don't have a problem with slender girls. Obviously, not if she's 5'5" and 80 lbs. or something. I was just saying that I like a body that is either curvy with lean legs, arms and waist, or slender all-over, with a little bit of tone. Like, the VS models and the SI models, I think almost every one of them has an amazing body and they're slim. Kate Beckinsale isn't one of my favorites, face or body-wise, though (except for when she was in Pearl Harbor, amazing hair and makeup.), but I didn't bring her up in the first place. I think Britney was a little stunted looking. Almost Hayden-esque, but not as bad. I think maybe taller girls can pull off that amount of muscle, maybe. I'm a short girl, so I'm not one to talk, but you can be short and have longer muscles and be lean, which creates a slightly longer line (although, granted, it can only do so much. No amount of yoga is going to give a 5'3" girl the body of a fashion model). But lots of stretching and laying off the free-weights a bit does help.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 12:12am
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I go to therapy three times a week, because I still can't come to terms with the fact that Britney is no longer that hot. My therapest says I'm making good progress, but I have a long road to go.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 8:37am
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i like this photoshop.
This whore is fucking UGLY. NOW AND BEFORE.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 12:13pm
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these pics make me so sad :''(

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 11:34am
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