Breaking! Regis Drinks Bottled Water Using Plastic Cup!

Photo Credit: DAVID KRIEGER/bauergriffinonline

And the Wiki says...
Regis Francis Xavier Philbin (born August 25, 1931) is an Emmy Award-winning American television personality and occasional actor known for his roles as a talk show host, game show host, and presenter at various events. Appearing on television since the late 1950s, Philbin is often called (somewhat tongue-in-cheek and alternately attributed to James Brown), "the hardest working man in show business"[1][2] and holds the Guinness World Record for the most time spent in front of a television camera.[3] His trademarks include his excited manner, his New York Bronx accent, and irreverent ad-libs. He is most widely known for Live with Regis and Kelly, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Million Dollar Password, and for hosting the first season of America's Got Talent. [Wiki]

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well never thought of it like that but that is one way to drink bottled water

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 11:31am
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Bilbo Baggins??? Freckled little troll.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 11:58am
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I want to suck Regis' old timey ding dong down to the root.
Schlemeiel, schlemozzle, I want to stroke his nozzle.
I'm going to do it.
Never heard the word impossible.
This time, I'm going to let him jizz on my toes.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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I didn't know you develop an outer layer of pure cancer when you get old as fuck.

Wearing nike sportsgear, drinking water in cup and walking around the block doesn't qualify as 'going to the gym' either. It's a fucking sip&stroll

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 12:14pm
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put a shirt on motherfucker

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 12:25pm
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He looks like a reptile.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 12:30pm
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Richard Simmons is looking pretty old here.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 1:02pm
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It should be against the law for him to NOT wear a long sleeve shirt at all times. I pity that poor little muscle bound midgit who works with him.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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wow... dude looks like he was just excavated by archeologists. not to descriminate on the old, but shit dude! when you look dustier than an old book left in an abandoned libary, you gotta put a shirt on. shit...

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 6:53pm
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looks like he's channeling his inner West Hollywood citizen.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 7:35pm
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I'm sorry, but this is just disgustingly fucking gross to look at.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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