Breaking News! Miley Cyrus Rides Her Bike To Trader Joe's!
Monday, September 29th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin OnlineThese were snapped over the weekend in Toluca Lake, California.
I'm surprised her contract with Disney allows her to ride her bike on the open road seeing how she's worth billions to them.
Miley Cyrus most eligible to play young Carrie Bradshaw
’Sex and the City’ author Candace Bushnell thinks that teen sensation Miley Cyrus will be the most eligible Hollywood actress to play the young Carrie Bradshaw, if her prequel novels are turned into movies of TV shows.
Bushnell, who has recently signed a deal to pen two teen novels about her character Bradshaw’s high school years, would love to see Cyrus playing Bradshaw.
When asked to name her new Carrie, a part Sarah Jessica Parker has played on the big and small screen, Bushnell said, “I don’t know… What about Miley Cyrus?”. [Source]
Hard to believe who she is, probably if I was to see her riding around like this, I wouldn't know who the fuck she is...looks so ordinary here...
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Looks like a slug in these.
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I had a dream about tapping my girlfriend's sister and it was incredible. I had to change my underpants when I woke up. She is on the chubby side, but she has a really pretty face. The only thing I can think about now is fucking my girlfriend's sister. I never had these thoughts before, but I want her so bad.
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It's totally normal to feel this way Bubba. I want to fuck my wife's 19 year old niece, who is a college student by day and a stripper by night. Every time I see her she is either in a bikini or a miniskirt. I mean, what else am I supposed to think? I wait until everyone goes to sleep and then I lock myself in the bathroom, close my eyes, and beat off to thoughts of her. It's better than porn.
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I haven't seen her yet, but I know it's going to be ackward when I do see her again. She's really cool and we always bust on each other, but now it's going to be different. My girlfriend is hotter than her, but I know her sister would fuck like an animal.
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There is something that psychiatrists use called "satiation therapy," where in order to cure patients of unwated desires (and I'm not saying that your desires are unwanted, nor am I saying that you should see yourself as a patient), they have the patient arouse themselves to those very same desires over and over and over and over and over again, until the desire, or fantasy, wears itself out. So don't let go of this fantasy. Keep it to yourself, of course, and play it out until it no longer hold it's appeal. Trust me, it works. I used to have a thing for my BF's girlfriend, partly because she encouraged it by always kissing and telling about what her and my BF used to do in bed. I would listen to her and then re-enact those scenarios in my head, with me in place of my BF, until I felt as if I had done what I wanted to do with her. Then, when I would see her, I felt funny, because the night before I had masturbated to the thought of me doing her in the exact same manner in which she had described, and then I moved on to my next object of desire. It's not as good as the real thing, of course, but it's the next best thing, and sometimes that's all we can hope for in life.
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I'm sure a lot a guys have a thing for their girlfriend's sister or their sister in laws. Now that I think about it, she has everything that my girlfriend is missing. If you put the two of them together, they would make the perfect girl for me.
I masturbated to the thought of being with her and it feels like it made it worse and I felt really guilty afterwards. I tried to get the demon seed out of me, but it only made my desire for her grow.
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I understand, Bubba. Sometimes I feel as if I can only function once I have released the sexual urges inside of me. All I can say is thank god for masturbation, although I do believe that we are living in the most hyper-sexualized era of all time. Everywhere I turn there is another girl I find sexually attractive. I feel like I could fuck a different girl every single day for the rest of my life and still never even get close to fucking all of them. That's why I'm hoping that the older I get, the less and less I will feel that urge, though if you read enough Phillip Roth novels, you know that might not be the case.
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Watch, tonight I'll have a sexual dream about their mother and I'll really be confused. I hate having a penis sometimes.
Thanks for your help with this. I have no one to talk to about this.
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No problem. I am a chronic masturbator with a wife and a child and my addiction to porn has basically made it so I have to compartmentalize my life. If my kid ever found out about my problem I would be mortified. But I hid it really well. You would never know it by looking at my life. I am a lawyer during the day, a husband and father when I get home, and a perv once everyone goes to sleep. Consequently, I don't get enought sleep. Last night I spent two hours on the freeones forum thread (5 girls i want to fuck) compiling my list. There are lots of people like us, Bubba. Don't fret. Just try and manage it as best you can, and don't beat yourself up for having thoughts like the ones you described. You know where the line is, and you know that if you cross it it's time to get help. God bless, brother. Take care of yourself.
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I read a blind item about a young actress-singer who was having sex with her older boyfriend. Obviously, it was about her. There's no way of knowing if the item was true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
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i want to bang her right on when she is riding her bike
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FUCKING SICK!!! the most i'd do is buy her a lolipop and tell her young ass to stay in school...
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Hear, hear...
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She is so fucking sloppy and gross.Shes so annoying with that voice and teeth.
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she's gonna have some sweet boobage' soon, much bigger than stumpy Hayden that's for sure. She can disguise herself as a kid pretty good for now, but just watch her bod' get hotter real soon.
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indeed. my penis will be ready for that moment, i'm sure.
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i think shes so cute
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I'm surprised her douchebag Father is not riding belong side her, he is the worst "actor" and has no idea of what comedy is.
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daaaaammmnnnnn!
she got tits now
i love it i love it i love it
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i'm so jealous of miley! she's so cool and she has the coolest bike ever!
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