Breaking! Miley Cyrus Bicycled To Eat Lunch @ Sharky's!
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Looks like someone's desperately trying to have a "normal" childhood...
Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus become kids' obsessions
YOUR DAUGHTER would rather be grounded for a month than miss a Jonas Brothers concert. That's why their concert at Camden's 25,000-capacity Susquehanna Bank Center tonight is sold out.
Still pulling your hair out because you paid 10 times what any sane person would consider reasonable so that your kid could attend one of Miley Cyrus' sold-out "Hannah Montana" concerts last year?
Parents may not fully understand, but to a nation of adolescents, Cyrus and the Jonas boys aren't just pop acts. They're 24/7 obsessions. To a legion of businessmen presiding over a slumping industry, they are trend-defying sales juggernauts. And to culture-watchers, they are the latest in a series of teen-pop acts dating back to Ricky Nelson who serve as a generation's musical rite of passage. [Philly Daily News]
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She looks very constipated in the 1st pic. Ugly girl.
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Looks like a weasel. The body looks half decent though.
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She is a child! You horn dogs leave her alone! Men! Boy am I glad I am a lesbian!
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so am i i hate the way they talk about her
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sexy lil bitch
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I love her. She is beautiful in every single way. Words can't bring her down. oh no.
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That first photo emphasizes how much she looks like a bridge troll.
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Most of the pervs on here are wishing they were that bicycle seat.
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If Miley fell down a well and the Jonas Brothers spontaneously burst into flame and died screaming, my day would be just a little bit brighter. One can dream.
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Goddamn that girl is hurt in the face.
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she looks like a homeless chick. I'd still take advantage and shag her brains out. Maybe lure her to my apartment with a hot mug of tea and sugary donut. Then molest her ass, pussy and tits.
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yeah bowl, fuckin rape dat ass
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Picture 1....Front picture...I think she got a good look at herself in a window or a mirror.
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They are like the BEENIE BABIES of music! Give it alittle time, the will go away.
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In #7 is that her little sis or something...? She kinda outshines her... no pedo though...
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dude y does this little girl look like she is 20 year old troll?
TROLL FACE
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omgz! her lil siz is just so cute! and what a cute lil outfit!
lil girlz dress so adult these days. how funny is that!
xoxo Foxxy Cleo
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One day she's modeling half nude like she's 18, the next she's back to looking 12. Hot either way, it's just whether we are perv's for thinking that some days.
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that face in pic 1 is soooo funny
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in pic 7 miley and the little girl (possibly her sister im too lazy to check)
is that little girl wearing make-up???
im sorry i know we are in the 21st century but what the hell this is just wrong on so many levels.
im starting to sound like a moaner lol im only 16
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I'm surprised no one's chided her for not wearing a helmet.
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Is that a Trek? I think we sell those at our shop!
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shes a bitch and slut but id still hit it
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horny girl needs to stop riding bikes. lol
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She's kind of ugly. And the worst thing of all, she gets even uglier every time I see her.
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ugly
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Miley, the first butta candidate who happens to be a minor. Yay.
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