Breaking! Leona Lewis Autographs With Blue Sharpie!!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped as Leona Lewis arrived at the Good Morning America studios earlier today.
LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH
Whoopsy daisy. Leona Lewis - a girl blessed with a scarily technical voice in place of a personality – is facing the horror of a pre-fame album release.
Before Simon Cowell drooled all over the judge's table and declared her the best thing since high-waisted trews, Lewis laid down a ten-track album with record company UEG.
Once she was crowned winner of X Factor and signed to Cowell's label Syco, the pre-fame album was blocked, despite attempts to release it throughout 2007.
Until now… because UEG have won the right to unleash the album on the American public. Happily this coincides with the US release of Leona's over-produced, vocal freight train of an album 'Spirit', leaving her in direct competition with herself. [Holy Moly]
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First!
I love the way she looks. Hate the way she sounds.
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Picture 2...guy in the back....
"Merde, my atrocious French accent could not get me a picture with this caramel tootsie roll....Ah maybe if I juxstapous zis cam-er-a just right and I can get my even more appaulling French beak in the shot with her."
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her music is terrible and her nose is big... somehow it still doesn't manage to change the fact that she hot. i'd hit that... and like it.
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SHE IS A BIG NIG, HER SHITS MUST BE HUGE
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why can't you post a black girl without people saying negative shit.
No one says anything about the Latinas or Asians always the black girls. =/
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Intimidation. They're small, weak minded and can't help it.
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Because America is a caste system and these people are no better or less barbaric than the Afghans they condemn.
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I AM A SMALL UNINTELLIGIBLE WHITE BOY WITH A BARELY ADEQUATE PENIS. HOWEVER MY SHIT IS THE SIZE OF RABBIT DROPPINGS. HOO-RAY FOR ME...
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...IT'S ASHAME I'M GAY TOO...
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she looks like a horse
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What did you say that you are a whore d55.
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