Breaking!! Kirsten Dunst Read Obama Article in Rolling Stone!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON/bauergriffinSo, is that dude really getting a piece of Kirsten Dunst ass?! GOOD FOR HIM!!
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Gee, you think that guy she's with is in a band? That would be too obvious an observation, wouldn't it? But then again, that guy looks pretty obvious if you ask me. I bet he plays bass, or keyboards, and that the band's name has the word "Science" or "Scientists" in it. Anyway, Kirsten is hot, don't care what anyone says.
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^LOL I first thought it was Chris Martin from Coldplay. But Chris is way sexier than this guy. And I agree, I also think Kirsten is very pretty.
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That guy gives geeks the world over a new hope in life.
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jesus shes a mess. She was hot in the virgin suicides. Thats it. Now shes nasty hag with the body of an old woman. Urgh. She give white girls a bad name lookin like she does. Still, looks like she finally found herself a fella whos about as attractive as she is...
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yea..I'd still hit it.
Maybe not as hard as last week..
But i still would...
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Dude needs to get back to his job at Geek Squad.
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damn, dude is crazy jacked up. just look at those insanley powerful arms.
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She looks like a cougar.
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She's carrying TWO Rolling Stone mags! That's true multitasking!
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she's not that cute. he's definately good enough for her. if he were any better looking, people would be wondering what he was doing with her, instead of the other way around
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oh god...that guy lmao...he has this, "i am sick of living and having to carry this body around" look
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ha ha h ah ha h ha hah ha haha.............HAH HA H AH H AH HA H HA HA H AH HA H AH AHA HA HA..................NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That guy looks a lot like erlend Oye from the "Kings of Convenience"...if it's him, she's definitely not worth him, OR just physically, cuz he's utterly referential while she's just another blonde "actress"...who I like though... Plus I love how she challenges the american blog puritanism when she smokes! ahah!
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ok, so they are ugly scummy AND idiots. not fuckable.
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