Breaking!!! Katy Perry Autographs With Black Marker!
Friday, September 12th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

I know, I know, you're probably all wondering whether the marker was Sharpie brand. Our research department is on the job, so we'll have an answer soon.
And, for those you missed Katy @ the VMAs, check the juicy hotness over here!!
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Look who's wearing the Sarah Palin sunglasses..
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She has GREAT tits. Can't wait until her career tanks and she decides to pose for Playboy. She's a little on the wild side so I know she'd do it. And those tits gotta be spectacular when they are unleashed.
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Hey, she's not wearing a stupid shorts outfit. See, Katy Perry? You CAN look presentable once in a while.
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I don't think it's a sharpie.
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her face looks kinda like that of a man
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ew pimply face
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she looks very average. VERY average.
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