Beth Ostrosky @ "Smart People" Screening in NYC
Posted on Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 8:29am by Jackson
Howard Stern, Bride-to-Be: Now a City Wedding
Whereas recently the bride-to-be – whose engagement to the Sirius Radio star turned 1 year old on Valentine's Day last month – told PEOPLE that the ceremony would occur in New York's Hamptons, that rural setting may now be swapped for an urban one.
"We're going to get our friends together at a restaurant, very low-key … in the city," Stern, 54, holding hands with his 35-year-old fiancé, told PEOPLE at Thursday's Cinema Society and GQ screening of Stop-Loss, in Manhattan. People
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I miss listening to the Stern show and still wish I had my Sirius radio. Artie Lang is the man.
I think Howard and Beth are a great couple.
Am I the only one who thinks she is atrocious/super hideous? Howard is cool and all, but I think everyone who talks about Beth like she's a goddess is just kissing Howard's ass.
in reply to Steeze 2., I agree with you. I don't know how a man can get turned on by that scarecrow. Her eyes in the photograph above where she's wearing a gray dress, look like her head is upside down and you're looking at an upside down pair of eyes. There's something disturbing about her looks and nobody cares that she is collecting money for animals, somehow I don't give a shit.
She's so vapid a personality which makes me think Howard must have realized it by now and that he's going to have to hear that talk for the rest of his life.
The radio crew are paid to say all the dialog Howard wants them to say otherwise, they are gone from there.
Employees who noticed the emperor wore no clothes were Billy West, Jackie the Jokeman and Stuttering John those who are left are employed to kiss ass.
imagine marrying that...
stern and his nuptial beast is irrelevant now...along with all the "pay for radio" content...
ninja, 1., Agreed. I don't think Howard has ever seen Beth for who she really is. She spends all her time with him grinning and waiting for him to marry her. Howard is still probably the best of all the radio performers but he's taking advantage of his loyal fans. I would never get involved with a speculative plan such as his satellite radio show.
His day has come and gone and right now he's short-changing his listeners with having them pay to listen to ads as I suspected he was going to. It happened like that with cable TV when that was promoted as you will never have to watch an ad again - right!
Howard was great for years but nothing is forever. He left at the top of his game and this is down time.
who is this man-face in a $2 dress?
1. junglegirl, You put it so succinctly. It looks like a tranny with a dress on. None of her clothes seem to fit. So much for being a model!
Not bad..but does look too manly
Wow she looks like a horse crossed with a jackal. I am compelled to feed her hay. She is very masculine.
There is definitely something going on there in the face and the parts of which are all off and together it makes for an other worldly face and not in a good way. Do you suppose she's a witch? Nah! There's no such things as witches. Scratch that remark I just made.
she looks pornstarish.
1. twinkle, I know what you mean. There's something artificial and manufactured about her as though she were nothing more than a sex doll. There's no softness as a woman but there's a girl-woman operating on empty the way you'd expect a porn star to act.
Maybe she's adopted that look from having to tell Howard how great he is in bed like the woman did in the Stepford Wives and after all, it can't be very pleasant having an old man crawling on you. Ugh!
What's with her eyes?
Very, very, very average.
Wow did Ali Larter and a Horse have a daughter? She looks odd in these pics, her horseface has def gotten a bit longer, and she DEF has put on weight, she looks chubby maybe pregnant?
Nice body. Too bad about the joker mouth and the unfortunate case of Shannen Doherty Picasso eyes.
Her horseface makes her average...
On a totalllllly unrelated note, Howard Stern blows donkey cock. (Opie and Anthony lives!)
Opie and Anthony lives! Right ON!!!!
Linger longer....
the clown smile scares me!!!
Howard has weird taste in women. His show is still ok though.
She's never been pretty to me.
I think shes Gorgeous and the Howard Stern Show is the best
The weird thing about her is she looks great on video but bad in pics, even though she is a (still) picture model.
She always puts that rock Howchie gave her front and centre.
I'm not in to her but if she pleases ole Howard she's fine by me.
The show's been great this week, just like it is every time George Takei's in.
ugly ass golddigging whore.
She's a perfect physical match for Stern. Tall, gawky, alien-looking. But she has a heart of gold and is much too good for that irrelevant moron.
I'm a huge Stern fan but Howard's gonna get Heather Milled by this skank.
true..Mike Litoris!!! Stern might just pay for it.........I think he senses it too!!
besides.........SHE'S NOT that PRETTY!!!!
then again neither was Heather Mills and look what she got for banging a dude twice her age for what? 3 years?.....
COMPLETELY AGREE WITH #2. THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!!!
This is one ugly woman. The only reason that she ever looks good is because she is often standing next to Howard Stern. She is absolutely weird looking, bizarre even. I have no idea why anyone finds her attractive. I love that Ali Larder with a horse comment. Very funny. Wiiiiillbbbbur.
Very pretty. Looks a little like Ali Larter, no?
First, is it horse? There isn’t another man on earth who thinks this big beast is hot and besides, isn’t cattle rustling still illegal?
Beth O., enjoy it while Howard can still tolerate you. As soon as he sees a blemish on you that doesn’t make him look good, he will dump your skinny ass. He used to refer to girls like you as corn-fed but, in you, he seems to have gone all the way to picking a super fugly gal with your long head and “The Joker” mouth. Grinning is not your best look. Try to contain it.
Beth, don’t be too mad when he starts really hearing your vapid remarks of high school days and saving pets.
You’re lucky, Howard, she’s too stupid to ask for much pallimoney but, we’ll see when the time comes. I’m sure your attorneys have told you that when you break it off, she gets to keep the ring but you can afford that so don’t fight her on it.
Keep telling yourself that a childish, girl-like woman is really in love with a wrinkly old man. Do you not wonder what goes through her mind when she sees your body or those old man hands touching her? Ugh! Never, mind, she’ll make up for it when your dream house is built and she’ll have the pool boy to really give it to her.
Oh, don’t expect this schoolgirl act to continue once she’s established in the same domicile as you. Ask Dominic the attorney about this.
By the way, the surgeon who worked on this transsexual got rid of the adams apple but left the man jaw. Why did he do that?
She has shockingly bad taste in fashion and everything looks like Sears on her no matter what she’s weari
First, is it horse? There isn’t another man on earth who thinks this big beast is hot and besides, isn’t cattle rustling still illegal?
Beth O., enjoy it while Howard can still tolerate you. As soon as he sees a blemish on you that doesn’t make him look good, he will dump your skinny ass. He used to refer to girls like you as corn-fed but, in you, he seems to have gone all the way to picking a super fugly gal with your long head and “The Joker” mouth. Grinning is not your best look. Try to contain it.
Beth, don’t be too mad when he starts really hearing your vapid remarks of high school days and saving pets.
You’re lucky, Howard, she’s too stupid to ask for much pallimoney but, we’ll see when the time comes. I’m sure your attorneys have told you that when you break it off, she gets to keep the ring but you can afford that so don’t fight her on it.
Keep telling yourself that a childish, girl-like woman is really in love with a wrinkly old man. Do you not wonder what goes through her mind when she sees your body or those old man hands touching her? Ugh! Never, mind, she’ll make up for it when your dream house is built and she’ll have the pool boy to really give it to her.
Oh, don’t expect this schoolgirl act to continue once she’s established in the same domicile as you. Ask Dominic the attorney about this.
By the way, the surgeon who worked on this transsexual got rid of the adams apple but left the man jaw. Why did he do that?
She has shockingly bad taste in fashion and everything looks like Sears on her no matter what she’s wearing. Her terrible posture gives the game away that she is not a top model but just a print model for cheap clothes.
Wow, Howard, with all your money, you could have bought something beautiful and elegant like Trump’s Melania or Michael Douglas’s Catherine Zeta-Jones. I guess you’re just smitten with a boney nag (not the talking kind, the equestrian kind). Alison had more beauty and class.
If you were foolish enough to marry this ubernobody, her personality and demands will change. You may be getting her to spread readily now but, believe me, if you don’t come around to her way of thinking, you think Alison was giving you a hard time? This horse will turn into a screaming banshee only you’re the only one in the world that doesn’t know this.
Congratulations on landing yourself the female version of bababooey.
Beth love you long time - NOT!
Sucker!ng. Her terrible posture gives the game away that she is not a top model but just a print model for cheap clothes.
Wow, Howard, with all your money, you could have bought something beautiful and elegant like Trump’s Melania or Michael Douglas’s Catherine Zeta-Jones. I guess you’re just smitten with a boney nag (not the talking kind, the equestrian kind). Alison had more beauty and class.
If you were foolish enough to marry this ubernobody, her personality and demands will change. You may be getting her to spread readily now but, believe me, if you don’t come around to her way of thinking, you think Alison was giving you a hard time? This horse will turn into a screaming banshee only you’re the only one in the world that doesn’t know this.
Congratulations on landing yourself the female version of bababooey.
Beth love you long time - NOT!
Sucker!
Steeze McGee (Uncertified Bastard)
Am I the only one who thinks she is atrocious/super hideous? Howard is cool and all, but I think everyone who talks about Beth like she's a goddess is just kissing Howard's ass.
I agree with Steeze's assessment of Beth. If Howard wasn't Howard, no one would be commenting on Beth in the least. This picture in the gray dress is frightening. There's something terribly wrong with her eyes - almost like she's of a different species.
If she were an accomplished model, she'd have some knowledge of how to not emphasize her worst features which are her eyes, mouth, head shape and legs.
There's not much you can do about her limbs except to wear pants to hide her peasant legs.
There's a damned good reason Howard is holding back from marriage. He doesn't want to buy this one really insignificant cow when he's living in a huge meadow full of cows that won't cost him half his fortune. How will he lose half his fortune, you ask?
When any one of these broads leaves with the pool boy after backing up the Brink's truck for Howard's money after the divorce.
ninja...
imagine marrying that... stern and his nuptial beast is irrelevant now...along with all the "pay for radio" content...
ninja is spelling out what I was thinking. Stern ended a wonderful career when he left free radio. Now, all he has is a captured audience who pay for the privilege of saying I'm a Sirius boob.
Beth is not a bad gal but way out of her league and Howard is too lazy to confront what has developed to dump her second rate "model" ass.
4. junglegirl_ (Uncertified Bastard) who is this man-face in a $2 dress?
junglegirl, she makes a $2,000.00 dress look like it's worth $20.00.
The face is too scary to look at. I really got shocked when I opened up this site and there was the she-wolf about to bite my throat with those Joker fangs. Very frightening, indeed. They should put a warning so that people with weak hearts aren't affected by this half human creature when they come across it.
6. LaLa Wow she looks like a horse crossed with a jackal. I am compelled to feed her hay. She is very masculine.
Lala is right. I've never seen such an ungainly female being passed off as a "model". Model, my ass.
8. ed owens (Uncertified Bastard)
What's with her eyes? Very, very, very average.
Ed is right, there is something very disturbing about her eyes. They look crazy but I know she's not. She's crazy like a fox, working poor old Mr. Stern like a violin.
9. WTF (Uncertified Bastard)
Wow did Ali Larter and a Horse have a daughter? She looks odd in these pics, her horseface has def gotten a bit longer, and she DEF has put on weight, she looks chubby maybe pregnant?
You're right! Her face is growing longer. It's now growing by the foot. I don't see her as being chubby. She dare not get chubby or her empire-to-be will disappear like a puff of smoke. There's something wrong with her posture. She seems to be shapeless around the shoulders like she's round-shouldered of something.
14. omega the clown smile scares me!!!
Jack Nicholson was prettier as the Joker.
16. Caitie Harmful She's never been pretty to me.
I never thought she was pretty, either.
Her "Aw, shucks", corn fed shtick and the weird facial features makes me wonder, does she give such good head that that's the reason Howard really keeps her around?
26. reba (Uncertified Bastard) COMPLETELY AGREE WITH #2. THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!!!
Is he pre-op?
Her face looks like a cartoon.
Who would find this manish woman attractive? Well a paranoid, zionist geek like Howard Stern. She is a great catch for him, face it he is ugly and very racist so the most white woman in the world is perfect. Even if her face is long with upturned eyes. When the old gray mare ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be she'll be gone.
Apart from Beth's face looking like a cartoon, she has as much charisma as a potted plant but from a distance, she appears to be good-looking.
I'm certain there is no wedding in the offing but Howard's been painted himself into a corner. He purchased this piece of furniture to round out his domestic inventory and now it wants to be treated like a human being.
He's thinking what can she bring to the table that another million or so other thin blondes can't plus some of those would be educated and have something to say as well as be a hell of a lot younger and there's a race on among rich old men who have the means to purchase the youngest legal female so Howard would be stupid to invest more money in this pig in a poke when she could be so easily replaced.
Everything this "model" puts on looks like some pieces she picked up at the local thrift shop for $2.00 each. Just look at this picture in the thick gray knitted dress, black bag and shoes. It's pathetic. She can't help those ugly-ass legs and size 12 feet so I wouldn't criticize her for those. ninja calls her the nuptial beast and I 'm afraid I must agree just by going by this picture.
What if she gains 80 pounds or her personality changes as soon as he's signed the marriage contract? He's thinking of that and I predict this schoolgirl act she's been sporting for eight years will be dropped in a N.Y. minute as soon as she knows she's home safe and any wrong move on his part and it's going to be the money battle of the century.
Phillip McCracken calls her an "ugly ass golddigging whore" A little harsh, n'est pas?
Apart from Beth's face looking like a cartoon, she has as much charisma as a potted plant but from a distance, she appears to be good-looking.
I'm certain there is no wedding in the offing but Howard's been painted himself into a corner. He purchased this piece of furniture to round out his domestic inventory and now it wants to be treated like a human being.
He's thinking what can she bring to the table that another million or so other thin blondes can't plus some of those would be educated and have something to say as well as be a hell of a lot younger. There's a race on among rich old men who have the means to purchase the youngest legal female so Howard would be stupid to invest more money in this pig in a poke when she could be so easily replaced.
Everything this "model" puts on looks like some pieces she picked up at the local thrift shop for $2.00 each. Just look at this picture in the thick gray knitted dress, black bag and shoes. It's pathetic. She can't help those ugly-ass legs and size 12 feet so I wouldn't criticize her for those. ninja calls her the nuptial beast and I 'm afraid I must agree just by going by this picture.
What if she gains 80 pounds or her personality changes as soon as he's signed the marriage contract? He's thinking of that and I predict this schoolgirl act she's been sporting for eight years will be dropped in a N.Y. minute as soon as she knows she's home safe and any wrong move on his part and it's going to be the money battle of the century.
Phillip McCracken calls her an "ugly ass golddigging whore" A little harsh, n'est pas?
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