Bastardly Would You? Kelly Osbourne @ Bistroteque in London
Thursday, April 10th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEPerks for sleeping w/ Kelly Osbourne:
1. Opportunity to steal stuff @ her house to later Ebay for some cash
2. Have her pay for everything
3. Meet her mom & dad
4. Eat really good food
5. Anything else?
She has her dad's facial structure and her mom's actual build. She got the short end of the stick, if you ask me.
I'd hang out with her, though.
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for the perks? yeah i would
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I would hang out with her and she looks sweet. But of course I am an ugly model, so what do I know.
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hey, if no one found out...
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Ok, who the fuck out there is actually voting 'Yeah'???
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No way Jose....
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The girl has got spectacular bazooms!
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I'd do her, get her knocked up and make a heir to the Osborne fortune.
OR you divorce after Daddy and Mommy die and make your own fortune.
SO yes I voted yes
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Yeah, i'd do her, fatty girls suck very well!
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That pig standing with her in the second picture looks like Chelsea Clinton plus 70 pounds and Halloween hair.
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i'm a girl and my answer is yes, (but only if a few friends found out)
I want to meet ozzie, I love ozzie
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Hella set of teeth on that grizzly in pic 2.
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fuck no
ugliest person on earth
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if this bitch is so rich then why doesn't she get lipo to the cheeks, thighs, calfs, arms, stomach...ok nevermind
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Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Osbourne, Kim Kardashian = KKK but we will eliminate those fat people
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No, there's just too much going on there that is not right.
It actually has very little to do with her weight (because I've seen some sexy fatties before), but it's the whole package that is just not appealing.
And #10 I absoultely agree... I actually thought it was Hilary Clinton's daughter at first.
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I just puked in my mouth a little.
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dont know what it is...but id so hit that. i think Kelly is attractive in a weird way...plus the British Accent makes her THAT much hotter!!!
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HAHA shes been looking better than she used to.. i guess id do it if no one found out... i mean its ozzy's daughter for fucks sake that counts for something
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Not with your dick.
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@19 - So you'll be thinkin' of her father while you're fuckin' her. That's messed up, dude.
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no i'm not a faggot like you.
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