Photo Credit: Pineapple Express Official Website

So yeah, first off, my bad for not doing one of these since December, 2007---not that any of you bastards give a shit, but I figured it'd be a nice way to start the latest review of quite possibly one of the best stone head flicks in a while and I say that only because it sent me down memory lane: One such memory during a lu'au after-party in college with Jackson where we both smoked-out underneath some tree with a couple of hot Japanese chicks (or at least we thought they were hot at that particular time) and the second memory, again with Jackson, except this time we were on some beach on Costa Rica's Caribbean side in the pueblo of Puerto Viejo trying to desperately smoke some of our special Jamaican blend of the Sticky Icky (sold to us by our Jamaican boat captain, who's also a marijuana dealer on the side) which turned out to be extremely difficult since we rolled them (all 10 of them) super tight (that was my dumbass idea) and Jackson & I sat on the fucking beach, with waves crashing in the background, wasting our matches and lighter fluid only to be sucking weed-air, that is of course, until some Japanese friend helped roll these really fat doobies later in the evening and my God were they fat because all i remember was puking out the side of our lowered rice-rocket the next morning as we drove our asses back to the capital city of San Jose, but let's get back to the movie at hand since that's what this review is supposed to be about (my bad), so my earlier praise of the flick might be slightly overblown since it dragged at the end with the extended & slightly unnecessary fight scene, but Seth Rogen, James Franco & Danny R. McBride as Red fucking killed it in the flick and at the end of the day, it was mainly about the true value of good friendships (yes, I'm tearing right now) & more importantly, how marijuana plays a critical role in almost every aspect of life (amen) and as funny as this flick was in a sober state of mind, I'm pretty sure it'll kick ass when you watch it as you're flying high in the trees (with hot woman in hand, of course), so pack a few joints and catch an early Tuesday afternoon show, so you can safely light up without bothering anybody else in the theater.

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- Pineapple Express Official Website

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