The Bastardly Minute With... Ludivine Sagnier
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee

Ludivine Sagnier (born July 3, 1979) is a French actress and model.
Sagnier has appeared nude in extended scenes in several films, including Swimming Pool, La Petite Lili, Water Drops on Burning Rocks, and Bon plan. Addressing this issue, Sagnier told Playboy: "I'm much more confident in front of a camera, hidden by a character, enhanced by makeup, so I can go much further than I can in real life. Sexual acting is painful, because even though you're pretending, you have the skin of the person in front of you, and it's not the skin you wish you had. After that, you run into the shower to get rid of everything". Wiki
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I bet she can eat a man alive.
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Is she allergic to soap?
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The pics won't show up. Is there a problem???
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Is this a BLOTD???
if so... 1 star! This bitch is FUGLY and trying waaaayyy too hard.
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Reminds me of someone....can't place who though.
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this crackwhore needs to get in rehab..ahh, too late...
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Who the hell is this scary bitch?? And she really thinks shes cute too, trying to be sexy and pout for the camera. Ahahahahaha. She looks like an even uglier version of Heidi Montag.
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How do you know she's a crackwhore? Looks quite bad here. I read somewhere she refuses to do american films.
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who cares......i'd still bang her!!!
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Few things are worse than when a girl tries way too hard and fails.
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French girls kick the shit out of American girls. It's not even close who's hotter. French girls are SMART and hot, plus they could give a fuck, unlike whiny, dramatic American girls. If I had the money and the job opportunity, I would move to France in a split second and never think twice about this shithole called the USA that we all live in, where soon you'll have a choice between eating or driving. You won't be able to do both. This country is run by a bunch of criminals and no one gives a fuck. In France, at least they know the Politicians/Corporate Stooges are their adversarys, and they act accordingly. In American, we try and trick ourselves into thinking that Politicans/Corporate Stooges really "care," and want to "bring about change we can believe in." Horseshit. Ludivine is so sexy in Pic #2. Fuck the President and fuck all of you who voted him in to office, you nitwits. Viva La France! Viva La Ludivine!
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Hey Billy, France is a good socialist country that would put you on the dole. So go ahead and go. But don't look back because we wont leave a light of for ya.
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BTW this chick looks like she's on meth.
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Please don't leave a light on for me, #12. You sound like a good American/Brit, the type that is driving this/that country to the brink of irrelavance. Go pray to Jesus. Maybe he'll come down here and whisk you away to the ice cream store in the sky. Or better yet, go change your batteries. You sound like you're running low. Or do you always speak in pre-programmed cliches? Actually, reading your comment again I'm thinking you're definitelty a Limey. No one uses the word "dole" in America. So, wow, not only are you are Patriotic Robotic Jesus Freak, but you're one of those Brits that listens to Kelly Clarkson. Shame, shame, shame. There's still some culture left in your country. Why don't you take a break from popping the zits on your ass and go out and explore a little. Ian Curtis died for your sins, you know?
Burp.
Fart.
Puke.
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ok, I'm takin up a collection to send billy's dumb ass to france. I'll even put up the first 100 bucks. Now who will match it?
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SuperDave - I would like to contribute all of the change in my cup holder in my truck.
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What a goofy lookin' broad.
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She is stunning in the movie Swimmingpool! She looks busted here though. Makeup does wonders for her, I guess...
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Thanks ACE, we now have $105.43 and counting...that should at least get him 400 feet off the beach, where the big sharks swim...
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Like Sheldon said, watch Swimming Pool and you will believe. This chick will forever be hot to me.
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AMERICA SUCKSSS all american girl are fat and dumb, VIVE LA FRANCE !
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^^ You might wanna wait to put that comment on a post where the French woman doesn't look like she's been huffing the open end of a hose that's stuck up an elephant's asshole.
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cause u r some fat american girl chees burga eating , u suck and u r fat , or your girlfriend is ,
Most of french girl are classy and hot , but u probably never know beacuse u never get out of your little texas village.
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Now that you've gotten that off your chest, how about dealing with reality. It's not difficult. I addressed pics of a skanky looking French woman along with your generalizations on American girls. You addressed various dis-jointed, hypothetical situations bouncing around inside your empty skull, that you're not even sure of. Reality wins every time... ya see? Try to grasp it in the future. Peace out!
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fuckin frog, what Goli said.... everyone knows the most beautiful women in the world are american, now go shave your pitts...
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