Bastardly Loves Tipsy Playboy Playmates in Body Paint! Ow!
Monday, September 8th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped @ The Great American Run kick off party by National Lampoon at the Playboy Mansion
Can you get any kinkier & hotter than body painted attire? Their bodies pretty much have 'F-me' written all over them, so dudes like Pauly Shore, David Spade & a host of other horndogg b-listers can simply roll into the party & have a great time.
I know we've said it a thousand times before, but gotta give major props to Hef for creating such heaven on earth (aka the Playboy Mansion). I still haven't hit up a party over there, but have it on my list of things to do before I die. Someone give me a God damn invite!!!
MORE BODY PAINT:
Playboy's Victoria Thorton Still in her Sexy Body Paint Suit
Playboy's Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume
Petra Nemcova Shows Off The Latest in Body Paint Apparel
Marisa Miller in Body Paint Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Bai Ling & Body-Painted Chick Go Dancing!
Tori Praver In Body Paint, Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue
Marisa Miller In Body Paint, Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue
Jessica Gomes In Body Paint, Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue
Quiana Grant In Body Paint, Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Dasha Astafieva: January, 2009 Playmate of the Month, 55th Anniversary Playmate AND Hef's Girlfriend!!
- Playboy's Girls Next Door Model Slutty Halloween Costumes! Yay!
- Guess Jeans Linked to Prostitution Industry. How Sweet.
- FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006 - Complete List
- Gisele Bundchen Looking Super Hot in July, 2008 GQ Magazine
It's a damn shame that the one with the hottest bod (pg. 6) actually has clothes on.
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Agreed
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Yeah, that camouflage dress should just have been painted on!
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i just wounder wat there m0ms would say... so proud
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silicon convention ?
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those paint on shoes are sooo 3D realistic!
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I just threw up after seeing the botton pic on page #3. Bitch has zebra stripes on the side of her ass and a body like Brooke Hogan.
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Yeesh! WTF is with Playboy?? Where are the hot brunettes, red-heads, gurls of color; Indian, African, Asian?? Hell I even met a hot Eskimo girl on Chicago Campus the other month and she was f**king stunning. I mean there are so MANY beautiful women in this world and we have to look at Bottle Blondes with fake boobage.
UGH!
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One word comes to mind...Damnit. You'd think you'd be able to see more, but no. Page 5 gets a special "Move your damn hand" shoutout.
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thats fun. id like to be body painted. or be a body painter. either/or
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Look at the one in the purple paint. Did they glue the upper part of her butt crack together?
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with faces like that, u have no choice but go naked
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can someone please tell me who the bitch in the zebra skin heels is because i am in love with her
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The fact that they are blonde and work for playboy is an instant not attractive sticker on their head...
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Bleached bitches with black roots. disgusting.
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Yet more proof of how far Playboy has fallen...
None of these chicks are remotely attractive. Ugly and fake - just like Hef's whores.
Fuck, I haven't seen anything in Playboy over the last 3-4 years that has impressed me in the slightest.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Poor women.
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LOL You always know just what to say.
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goliano wants to fuck you poe
dont you wnat to fuck him?
you know goliano
hes some guy you met on the internet
those are the safest types to fuck
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Poe could get it.
But not a brittle, malnourished, animatronic Q-Tip such as yourself, Pam.
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i might be too skinny but i suck cock like a world champion
im like a vacuum
put that black snake in my mouth and ill hoover the jizz out whether you want me to or not
and then theres my pussy
you ever fucked a skinny girl like me
you know how tight my pussy is
you wouldnt be able to control yourself
and i have a dirty mouth too
you think you know
but you dont
you havent lived until youve been inside of a little white girl and had her say
fuck me ni**er
fuck me hard
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Couldn't the one on the far left touch up the black roots before she took pics? Nothing says class like a bleached blonde with dark roots!
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Look at the toes on pic 5! Eeewwwwwwww!
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The dressed chick is very hot and so fuckable... imagine being there and having a hardon all the time.
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I feel like I should get syphilis just from looking at these.
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This is an atrocity. I'll check to see if Playboy or it's parent is publicly held. If so, I will immediately short
their stock. Hideous fatbodies with inbred dumbhead faces.
If Hef owned a morgue no one would die.
There are better looking whores than this at my local Greyhound station. Blech.
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The room smells.
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Anyone know who the chick in the dress is?
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The girl with the flowers painted on her (far left) has a major horse face.
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how do they paint over the vagina..what if its out hahaha
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The girl with a tux painted on is in serious need of a brown bag.
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nastyyyyy
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No whore d55 your nasty, remember "Two Girls,One Cup" fucking sick shit.
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these ho's look like they're responsible for half of valtrex sales.
Paris brings up the other half.
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THOSE PLAYMATES ARE FUCKING CUNTS. THOSE PLAYMATES ARE FUCKING SLUTS. THOSE FUCKING PLAYMATES ARE FUCKIG WHORES. THOSE FUCKING PLAYMATES ARE FUCKING BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I HOPE THE PLAYMATES GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE THEY FUCKING DESERVE.
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