It looks like your photos took place partially in a high school and a mental home.

lol - nice vid McCracken. Don't really remember her from before.

Looks are ok-ish, but man, she comes across as too much like the standard stuck-up, bitchy myspace slut, which caused her points. So 1 star for you.

ONE STAR?!

Very harsh.

I would turn the lights off and bang you for $3.00, and tell
my wife I got the money from robbing a begger, and she'd be
proud of me. Then we'd have sex.

STAY AWAY MY INTERNET BOYFRIEND, BITCH!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!

*ahem*

I mean...um...

Ok, seriously. You look nothing like Avril Lavigne. Nothing like her. Barring that, good variety of pictures, excellent answers, you're not a stuck-up biznatch and you know how to paint your toenails (nice color, by the way). And you're down with Phil.

You get the Caitie Harmful seal of approval.

4 stars, love.

Well played, Jaclyn. Well played, indeed.

I don't know what to think! You are cute, you and Philip seem to have put into A LOT of effort into this post....can't decide if that is a bad or good thing yet....you don't need to try so hard to impress the bastards, you are pretty in your own right. 3 *

4 stars BABY

3 stars. which is pretty good. your cheeks are cute when you smile... i like that...

Looks like Daddy took pic 3.
Attractive girl, answers are good, but what are you wearing in pic 2? Did you borrow that top from Cher?

Oh, and comment 1 hit the nail on the head.

Alright as far as looks go.
Your answers seem quite coached to be honest. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

wait...how have you had almost 300 star ratings but only 10 comments? that's weird...
i wasn't sure about you in the first pic, but i think overall you're cute and interesting. but girl, we wavy-haired girls need to always invest in conditioner, stat!

In picture 3 it looks like she's about to get raped by a large, hairy man! She also has a Down Syndrome look to her...

I can't leave a very long comment so 2 things:

1.) More than a C cup might be too much for your body frame, but not for everybody else's, so speak for yourself only please.

2.) I like the pic of you on the stairs the best, it's really pretty and cute feet! Some of the others are hit or miss.

Nice endorsement by Phil. Definitely scores you points. Phil you are edging towards wannabe know-it-all douchebag territory. Your incessant sucking up seemed desparate. It would have been smarter to do the interviewer more sarcastic bastardly style. You really like to hear yourself talk and that's the most annoying thing about you at the moment. (shame since I gave you a lot of credit for your courageous bastardly dude pics and oddly respectful decorum)

Jaclyn, you are very cute in your video. And yes you take terrible pics. But I give you points for being adorable and willing to wear lingerie and bikinis for bastards everywhere. You seem smart and down to earth which is insanely sexy to me, compared to all the other whores who are so deluded and so naive and into themselves. You have a good attitude and that will take you very far... in my pants. You seem fun to cam with, and probably fun to date.

Points down for those idiotic big glasses. and wanting to be paris hilton's bff if I heard correctly.

But you are charming. and that is fucking sexy. Damn you for making me like you even if you looked brokedown, waifish and creepy in your pics.

3 star pics, but a bonus 4th star because you fucking made me like you so much it was hard to hate you (which as a bastardly commenter is my online job)

I also think you just won another shortbus week of BLOTD. Congrats. We should cam naked together sometime.

you know what, fuck this bitch .... you know how much of a turnoff it is when a girl talks about a boyfriend. even if it's just slightly mentioned

not even worth me looking at the rest of the pics. If you look at my profile I have low standards but this is one of the things that piss me off the most

fuck you, get a real name you pasty white piece of trash

--- sorry I've had a few shots this morning, but I would say spew this garbage if i was sober

I know I will get flamed for this but I can't help it, must say it. Phil is fucking creepy as hell!

definitely a cutie, much better pics than before, pretty girl

Fucking CUNT!

just finished watching that interview. more greatness from McCracken. gotta laugh at the hand that pops up at points.
and jaclyn looked kinda hot in the interview too. video is always better than photo...

You look like nasty. I mean that in a good way, as in you look like you like to get naked and hide salami in your peeper. Make sure and use conditioner. Your hair looks dry.

Emily - I'm continuing the star rating from the first time she was posted.

I missed the first go around....And nothing that just says wow....Just kind of the chick that lives next door....No not the hot one...the other one...Look you seem nice and your personality is better than your stills so I give you an even 3....Status quo.

She's not pretty, but I'd bang her...

Caitie - Cherry has claims on Phil already... I think you may have war on your hands...

Jaclyn - very cute interview (tame I know, but as the first to run the gauntlet I think Phil was being very merciful...)

Some nice pictures though...

Good Job....

Where is this Cherry?

I will pop her.

Cute. Nice Eyes, nice nose. Seems sensible. Nice pic selection too.
Cool.

You're not pretty, in my opinion, and from your pictures, it looks like you really think you are. It's sort of odd, because there are features you have, that on another girl, would probably look good, but I just think the way it all goes together with you, doesn't really work. But I don't think you're ugly, and we've had way worse BLOTDs. You do have crazy eyes, though.

decent answers, but honestly not that attractive, sorry

Caitie - Phil's already done that... ever listen to his podcasts?

I do remember your first BLOTD.

Cute girl, beautiful eyes and good personality!

I was going to make a comment about your feet, but I'll just keep it to myself.

DAMNIT, TRAY-C....WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY WORLD???!

*runs way crying*

Caitie - don't cry it'll be okay... I wont tell...

meeh I don't get it...she has a decent body , but her face.....

Girl, you're UGLY!!! just give up!!!!

No way you're hotter than 3 *'s. I give you 2 because you're not happy with the rating you got before. Video interview was a total waste of time, couldn't stand more than 3 minutes after all the garbage at the beginning. Too rehearsed, sooo desperate to get in good with the bastards. Well, we're bastards and it takes what you ain't got to get a 4 or 5 * rating.
Desperation is such a turn-off, unless it closing time...

You seem like a nice girl and you look cuter in the video than in the pictures. You look the best in pic 5, but I don't like your outfits in pictures 2, 4 and 7.

okay....I just watched the interview and I just had to say, WHAT THE F***?!?!?! Why is this shit on here?? It's booooring and pointless...that was 21 minutes of my life I'll never get back...please guys...never again...
Ps: Is it possible to take away a star I've already given? ugh!!!

I definitely didn't make it all the way through the video. After about a minute, I forwarded to the part where she was talking, checked her out, and then stopped it.

ok, in defense of the interview and the questions....

she was the 1st person i interviewed for my podcast, the video came about because Jaclyn had a camera obviously to do it, and we both figured it would be cool to have a video in addition to the podcast interview.

and the questions, id liek to ask more bastardly type stuff in a future interview, but, i wanted to start out kinda slow and see how it would go....

as for what someone said about suck up terratory, i will admit after putting iot together i cant disgaree, my side was pretty rehersed, and still i fucked it up, and it SOUNDS that way to me, but i thought Jaclyn's side is very geniune and real...

but cmon give a person some credit LOL its hard speaking to a camera or planning an interview like this...HENCE "Ghetto Ass Interview"?

plus whomever said i was creepy....uh, yeah i was trying NOT to be, hence the un bastardly like questions? figured it would be MORE creepy for Jaclyn is i was asking stuff that was kinda nasty.

if i find someone to interview ill make sure i ask them, i didnt want jaclyn, or womever i might be interviewing thinking im doing it cause im interested u know?

as for Jaclyn, i stand by what i originally said, shes cute in a girl next door sort of way, and dressed to go out shes pretty.

sorry if some of you feel like you were cheated, but like i said, it was the 1st time, honestly i think my podcasts are getting better each week, som im sure with time Ghetto Ass Interview ill get better too...

but for everyone that watched it, thank you for taking the time, weather you liked it or not...

21 minutes, are you f*cking kidding me?! But u do look better in the video than u do in the photos. I sure as hell didn't watch the whole thing though. You seem nice, which has been a bit rare this week, so bonus star for that. ***

May I also request that we separate the sisters for this week's balloting? Unless we want to encourage the older one when she benefits from her little sister's votes.

"I'm not even sure, to be honest. I don't think I am bastardly and I probably don't belong on this website. "

that's not cool, jaclyn.

@ Phillip McCracken, I hope I haven't offended you with my comment. The interview is definitely a good idea and although this one may not be a success I believe you may have something here. With more practice I think we will all enjoy the Ghetto Ass Interviews.

I see you have followed my advices about the BLotD video

I also vote for seperating the two sisters...because the one was just....urgh.

@42, nah you havent offended me, i really like constructive, and, well, aggressive attacking critism....with out people being honest, how can i expect to improve myself.

so, i appreciate the feedback, just wanted to make sure everyone understood where i was coming from u know?

i have an idea for teh next interview if i can find someone to interview, theres another former BLOTD im thinking of asking, well, i already asked one, and she said yes, but in the WAY future for reasons that were her own...

theres another im thinking of asking, so i think next time i may just ask everyone what they might like to know or to ask in addition to what i would ask and let the BLOTD or whomever answer whichever they choose.

its a good idea....

well see....

and its nice to see Caitie sticking up for her man in this thread!!! i LOVE when chicks get all protective and crazy....

I think I turned green for a couple of seconds there, Phil.

If pic #3 had a better angle that showed more skin I'd would've hit you with 4 stars.

/3***'s
//I liked your video interview you're a cutie

well, i think she tried a bit too hard to please everyone....anyway, i think she is very, very average....i dont think she is pretty,or ugly....i cant put my finger on it, but there is something about you that is just off....anyway, still the best BLOTD we had this week.

Luck of the Irish Caitie....The next color is red....

uh oh, if the next color is red i better make sure i dont do nothing to piss her off!!! LOL ah, i bet Caitie would look good red anyways....

so caitie, how much red or green for that matter do u have in your tats?

Holy shit a Jackson comment, WOW!

On to Jaclyn, no ass shot - a *, overall a nice array of photos, cute feet, one on stairs is best, + 1* for cute doggie.

Actually, Richard...it's orange....then white...then green.

And I have a bit of red in my tats. Some on my chest tat..and a bit on my sleeve.

Video is not available!!! Oh well. I would do her

Your clothes are so unbelievably tacky...they almost work, almost. Pretty though.

lol ok all i gotta say is i tried not laughing looking threw these pics your fat and uglu and lol at comment number 13

ugly

If u dontthink ure aft and u dont care what people say about u why the fuck are u posting your pictures up

You have a certain bangability. Your boobies look just fine, don't go tinkering with them.

LMAOOOOOOO! @ # 38 - U actually watched the whole 21 mins!?!?!?

The thing that cracked me up was when Phil said "Ghetto ass interview" HAHAHAHAHA!

wtf you fucking pedo. a old bald guy obsessed with BLOTD's. how fucking creepy is that?

wow 1st off im not obsessed, the dudes here are nice enough to post my podcast, so why WOULDNT i interview a BLOTD if she wanted to?

and even if i WAS obsessed....how am i a fucking pedo? this girl is 20 you fucking halfwit.

im a hell of a lot less creepy than you are a complete idiot.

#61...I totally agree...

Jaclyn is a cutie. You look like a doll with very pretty and innocent eyes.

You also seem very sweet and like you'd be fun to hang out with.

Leave Phil alone. I think his video is cool and creative. He never claimed it was something great.... it's ghetto, remember?? :-P

Ana, we can say what we want...he put himself in the position, just like the BLOTD...suck it up

dude how the fuck would i be a pedo even if i was obsessed with this BLOTD SHES 20 YEARS OLD YOU FUCKING MORONS....

and u know what? a handful of the people on here thinking im creepy doesnt bother me what so ever, people can think whatever they want, but trust me, when said opinion coming from people who are calling me a PEDO cause they ASSUME im obsessed with a 20 year old girl? well....the intelligence level their speaks for itself...and makes me laugh

and thank you Ana and i guess some people "got" the Ghetto part of the segment....

Don't act obsessed Phil and we wont assume it...simple!

god i had no idea there where so many UGLY BITCH'S in the world till i started reading here regulary.

Yeah, you people take things too seriously.

Pedophile means you are attracted to children. This girl is 20 years of age, and he should know if he's obsessed with her or not, and he is not, so he is not a pedo.

It was just meant to be funny and entertaining. No need to take things so seriously like the "ghetto" part, That was a joke obviously and it seems most people understood it was joke...

Sorry, I didn't intend to "defend" anyone here but I just had to leave a comment after I read some of the ridiculous comments on this post.

nice tits in pic 2 but otherwise you're just some ho off myspace

I liked the video and I think that it is a good idea to do them.
Now, bear in mind that this is the first one people. And that it was 'Ghetto Ass'.

Also, that people have given up their own time for your entertainment, delight, delectation, or disparagement.

I can see that not everybody is going to appreciate that fact. Fair enough.
But I do.

#67....and you know, so much for your "creepy" theory,... i guess if i was "creepy" she wouldnt have agreed to do it in teh 1st place huh?

and hwo the fuck am i obsessed? uh yeah....why dont u go count the combined comments ive made on the last oh, 10 BLOTD posts, i GUARENTEE YOU there are people that post a hell of a lot more on BLOTD threads than me...

looks like i somehow pissed off another inbred idiot, which is cool, because people like that dude make me laugh and get a chuckle out of such ignorance....

Phil's not obsessed with Jaclyn, he's obsessed with the death of a stranger. Happy now?

as long as that Stranger is Stumpy, WhoreRaat or Keibler....yes...yes i am...

Didn't know about the last one. The Bastardly IS educational.

JIU, if you have some time and be entertained, read some of the keibler threads from this year, some dude liek all attacks me on there, and its CLASSIC as fuck and really funny....again like that daenearys person, ignorance is amazingly funny when its so obvious the person is trying SO HARD to look smart and offend someone, but is failing miserably...

Phillip, it isn't just this post with Jaclyn. I just think you are too old to be acting the way you do, but meh, that is just my opinion, and an opinion not held by many here. I do think the interview thing is not a bad idea. I guess I just get this weird picture in my head with you doing God knows what interviewing little girls with a teddy bear..but obviously I am the only one.

And I am a girl, not a dude, not an imbred and not an idiot...sorry :)

Daenerys - Dude is gender neutral term there smarty... If 20 is considered a "little girl" I'm very curios as to your age... And that is not a teddy bear, get your animals right, its a beaver...

Personally I enjoyed the video (yes I watched it all)...

Curious - damn spastic fingers

Well maybe in your world Tray-C...but in mine and most other's a dude is a man or a horse...

And when you are pushing 50...20 is a little girl.

Daenerys, you're pushing 50?

thank you Tray-C....about the dude thing and the beaver thing and enjoying the video.

now right NOW im not trying to be offensive, the inbred thing was a joke...but you are an idiot. why? why do u use a stuffed beaver? well, while some people HERE know what i look like OBVIOUSLY, its a way i can stay "Annonymus"? IE Jackson and Moelicious using those names, or Jesus Martienez at Drunken Stepfather using THAT name?

or most anyone ELSE using a fake name here? oh wait YOU are doing that TOO, even if its an OFFSET of your real name, i doubt that you name is daenerys.

plus i dont get it, im creepy interviewing a BLOTD with a stuffed beaver, but you wouldnt have said the SAME THING if it was ME doing it?

and yeah, if 20 is a little girl, you live in a different world from the rest of us.

BNTW you think the dude fucking Hayden Pantierre is Creepy? hm..hes teh same age as me and SHES only 18....and hes known her since shes what? 15?

but, its NOT creepy cause hes HOT? of u know, the 20+ year age difference between so many celebs and their girlfriends? how about manson, hes 38 and Evan Wood is 19.

feel free to have your opinion, but you should think before you make idiotic accusations....like im a PEDO cause you think im obsessed with a girl who is at LEAST 2 1/2 years WELL past any age of legality in the US or anywhere else in the world for that matter.

and again think about your theory....obviously Jaclyn didnt think that since she did the interview, and do u think if she thought i was creepy or obsessed she wouldve done it to start with?

regardless, think what you want cause i honestly dont care.

the first pic is pretty... u have a great body.

@Phil: Well I don't really understand the whole "death" thing myself; it kind of reminds me of some of the pre-teen campers I used to work with but I assume you're just joking so I usually just ignore it. I didn't make it through all the posts but that Bosco guy sounded like he wanted to cut your brake lines. Do u test ur brakes in the driveway every morning or what? LOL

uh yeah for the record, see, this is what i mean about you being an Idiot...i am FAR from 50. if you think i look THAT old, you need to go get your eyes checked....

It isn't just the Jaclyn thing Phillip. and I said creep, not pedo. I just happen to have the guts to say what a lot are thinking.

And Tray-C shut the fuck up. Call me smarty...hahaha. When was the last time your friend said "Look at that dude" and you turned around to look at a girl? Try dictionary.com you stupid bitch.

If you want to refer to a girl as a dude you should use the term dudette bitch!

1 star....hasn't even been 3 MONTHS and your POSTING....AGAIN!!!!!!!!

c'mon, yo!!!

and your rating is probably STILL COUNTING FROM 1st POST!!!!! there's NO WAY 350+ voted........on a FRI TOO!!!!!

besides, THURS gal got you BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Phillip, 49 then

JIU thankfully that dude has NO clue where i live, and honestly, nothing bothers me, but see, THAT dude is fucking creepy...you should see what that Bosco guy looks like, and the stuff he says to me and MEANS IT....THATS creepy...

and JIU about the DEATH thing, think of it like THIS....lets just say i wont be teary eyed if one of those 3 died. so yeah im joking, but, lets say Keibler keeled over tomorrow, id be on here saying the SAME THING about her REGARDLESS of the fact shes dead...

i get into shit all the time about that with Dale Earnhardt. i HATED that guy while he was alive, hes dead, why should i like him? and people are like, "ghow can u say that about someone whos DEAD?!?!?"

and i say, "im honest...and, Hitler is dead, but i dont see anyone who hated HIM while he was alive changing their opinion"

a little over the top but it always gets my point across.

I like CREEPY........oops!! I mean CREEPING DEATH!!!!!!!!

no dude, you agreed with someone who called me a pedo, so in turn you SAID IT TOO.

and like i said, im far from 50, so, if you think i look close to THAT, go get some glasses....

but whatever think what you want, your obviously not someone who actually thinks about things before they say something, but hey thats your issue not mine...

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

that song is pretty cool...as is all of Ride The Lightning...

48?

who me? I just got here!!!! peace....dude!!! it's FRI!!!

@Phil, Okay, just making sure I wouldn't turn on the tv one day to see u had been arrested for attacking one of them. That dude was defending her like she was his little sister, kinda scary. I like the interview idea; if u ever interview u know who and it's under six hours long, u r dead to me though! =)

no Damage...LOL...the daenerys person whose trying to get a rise out of me by acting like an idiot...LMAO

i guess you need RIF Too daenerys cause i said above im the same age as Stumpy's Boyfriend....at least i never fucked underage girls and acted like i didnt only to start dating said underage girl like the week after she turned 1...but im sure its OK that he did that cause hes "hot" right?

ok....

*18

Never said that it was okay...you talk about me not thinking before I post yet you put words into my mouth? Okay then....anyway, whatever dude, continue your shit, I stay away from you, you stay away from me. And quit being so bloody defensive!

yeah....you go with your BAD SELF!!! me....I'm just gonna RELAX and enjoy this GREYISH DAY!!!!!!!

uh u started in with me, so all you have to do is leave me alone, and ill leave you alone, i dont go around starting shit with people for no reason what so ever...and i DIDNT put words into your mouth, hence the question mark at the end....which means i basically was looking for an anwser as to weather you think was was alright or not.

defensive, funny, i was just simply pointing out how dense what you were saying was....

but whatever, if you stay away from me like i said, ill stay away from you, you came on starting shit, im never the one that instigates this sort of bullshit on here with regular people.

Fair enough, I give credit where it's due, and yes I started it...no arguments there. And as for my answer, of course I think it is wrong, it has nothing to do with whether a guy is hot or not. Done!

daenerys is the dumbass whore who got pregnant when she was a teen and now has a bastard ugly child who shoulda been aborted. she prolly dont even know who da baby daddy is, what a slut. daenerys LOOKS like (and most likely IS) typical inbred trailer park trash anyway so it aint a surprise

Well done Jaclyn! Some really nics pics there (other BLOTDs should take note). You're really pretty. 3.5*s

i take it back!!i just watched the video,and you look ,much better in it (and you doggy is sooo cute!!)...i cant understand,you look very different in the pics and in the video...you are very cute!!
ps:i love the beaver!!hehehe

hey phil i'm going to repeat some of the stuff that's already here
like the idea of a BLOTD interview, and thanks for putting in the work, but:
but i'm not watching a 21 min interview unless it's with Alan Moore or James Ellroy
i'm not sure what your video editing software is like
but you could probably cut it down at least 5 min if you edited out the "ums" and pauses
anyway hope you have the time to polish it up, cause it's a great idea
good luck with it

Phil, Screw these "judges." The video is a splendid idea. I agree with #106. john, a little editing is needed. Keep it up, it'll get better.

I think you have potential ...but can we work on photo quality please???? I shoot professionally and the self snapshots and fuzzy images are burning my retinas.... 3*s for now.
p.s. your dog is tres adorable!!!

Yeah keep working on it, but as KB said, don't get it so good it's not ghetto anymore. :O)

Yes, it's a fine line between good editing and keeping the ghetto-ass vibe. The thing I loved about the stuffed interviewer was how you moved it around to punctuate the questions. It was like some Dan Rather/Morley Safer kinda shit. Highly evolved sir, highly evolved.

hahahaha "acl", that's sooo mean, but pretty damn funny.

I'd never say something like that to someone, not even over the internet....but I sure as hell would be thinking it in my head. But in this case, I have no clue. I don't know anything about daenarys and her life so I don't know if you're right or just being mean.

#71 said it beautifully.

Did anyone actually watch/listen to 21 minutes of that?! I definately would if it featured a bangin' chick/dude but yeah... future vids need less boring talk, more footage of beautul people and no talking bears or squirells or whatever the fuck that was, unless it's gonna be talking smack like that Triumph insult dog.

I have to say that i don't like some of your photos,but you're cute.And you do look better in that vid.Seems like you're a good friend material.

u look cute in that last pic...

I'm so sorry I didn't log on today!
Well, thank you for the comments, guys! I'm glad you all took the time to rate my pictures...and for those of you that watched the video, thanks! I know it's long and boring to some, but Phil and I had a ton of fun making it and it was our first video that we've done, so we're still beginners...we'll learn from this and make our next one shorter. :D
Again, THANKS everyone! :D

*Oops. In that first sentence I meant to say that I was sorry I didn't log on yesterday!

@112. Thank you.

@116. No problem. Thank you guys for taking the time to do that for us.