http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2008/01/28/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-l...

Wow! You are definitely HOT and a MILF!

This chick is a couple of cheeseburgers away from being a complete dump...She needs to get to the gym and eat 1000 less calories a day...

Have some self control...

Also, way to show the world you're a whore.

VERY FUKCING HOT!! 4*'s!

too desperate!

3 kids? Holy crap, woman! You look hott! I hope my body looks as good as yours when I hit 30! 4 stars and good job!

worst batch of pictures in a while.

once again, what;s she trying to hide?

^ Moe - They are fuzzy (but she does appear to have a good body). Is that what you mean (the fuzzy part)?

BLOTD with a photo with no pants and no underwear...OK we have a winner.
Your face is nice...You shouldn't block it out with sun constantly...Your a solid 4 in my book. Man, if there is a wrecking crew needed, sign me up, cause this chick looks like she wants to be wrecked.
Something about your say personal trainer or nutritionist....Despite DonkeyCocks (with all respect) opinion I think you look like a healthy woman who's just not thrilled with her face.
I think your beautiful and the one small shot of your face is my favorite.
OK...I'm rambling. Nice though.

Meant:
Something about you says personal trainer or nutritionist...meaning your profession....

not really my type..good job, though. you obviously take care of your body, you look 10 years younger.

BTW....Hello Princess Lori...

I'll give you kid #4 whenever you are ready!!

Moe- she's probably hiding another baby bump... I'm feelin' bad for her kids right now... One day the boys will find her on the internets and either commit suicide or plan a school shooting after finding out that their mom is so desperate for attention that she takes revealing pictures of herself and sends them to bastardly.com

Lori - go find a gutter and lay in it for a good 10 minutes...good luck keeping your girl off the pole.

Looks a little like Karolina Kurkova on page 2. Definitely gets an extra star for the bare ass shot on page 4. Overall looks good for for 30 and MILF3.

nice and slutty. not beautiful, but sexy. but thats not difficult when ur wearing no underwear...

sweet bod rough face

she has a really nice body.

Oh, I remember you.

You were trying too hard before...and again, you're trying too hard now.

You don't need to parade around in your knickers to prove that you're still hot.

I'll give ya...three stars....you look like you got good taste in shoes and your body's slamming for someone who's had three kids.

ugly bitch...act like your age...you dont need top strip and post your slutty pix on a www site to feel confident...i guess it's cuz you know ur face is busted and showing your flesh is the only way to get attention...you deserve 2 stars at most...screw the ones thats give higher...not to mention, show these pix to your 3 kids and see what they will say...this aint the place to look for a daddy, woman

Oh barf. What happens when your kids stumble on this site one day. I bet you'll be proud then.

i would bury my face in her ass, and certainly remain there..

^ Ouch. That's harsh. Damla, I still like you though. You're a cool girl and you speak your mind.

You're hot but, I wouldn't wanna get to close to you. 30 years old & taking pics of yourself in undies like a 13 year old. Your kids will be so proud of their dumbass mom. Obviously have some emo issues to deal with. I personally hate the self portrait thing, I just dont' get it.
2*'s - you coulda been my first 5* BLOTD...

i don't give a flying fuck what anyonne else wants to on rant about. i would slam this yummy mommy hard and be out like a ninja before the kids came back from school...
body is well nice and thats why i'm gonna give you 4 stars. thats right... 4 stars!

three kids huh? niiice.
okay that being said; what the hell were you thinking??? I don't really think a mother of three who respects herself should be putting slutty pictures of herself on the internet. Then again that's just my opinion.

Donkey.....LMAO..."good luck keeping your girl off the pole."

I'm with Loki though....

hot,shame on you,you have kids!!!
(MILF,MILF,MILF!!)
yeah,i'd hit it (do you have birth scars from your childrens?=

If my wife looked like this I wouldn't feel the need to prowl the Internet, looking for pictures that I could jack off to. You're a hot bitch, Lori. You've got a great ass. I want to stick my tongue in it.

MILF for sure, love pic #2, panties fit perfectly.
Nice work!
Tho I do admit the pics look a little desperate for attention, perhaps the baby daddy is not hittin it right anymore?

ooohhh that would explain a lot actually!

For someone who is 30 years old with kids, you don't have a lot to say. But I guess with a body like that and poses like that, you aren't used to saying much of anything. Or standing up for that matter.

It's kinda sad to see an aging whore desperately clinging on to men's attention to justify her pitiful existence. Of course, we told you that the last time you tried posting pics here. At least you got some better pics this time. Shame you didn't improve your personality as well. You don't even bother to look at other BLOTDs for improve yourself. Your loss really, you could learn a lot from some of these hot young girls who actually got it together.

Scoring you higher than a mid-range 3 would be an insult to actual hot young ladies who do submit and impress us with their intelligence and attitude. I seriously doubt you impressed anyone with you intelligence since kindergarten. I think I gave you a 2 last time so I'll do you a favor and reward your desperate perseverance, lingerie, bodywork and sexier pics. Too bad your face is still busted.

Body 3
Face 2
Pics 3.5
Answers 1
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Final 3 (not an avg)

Great ass too btw, you gotta hold on to that plus as long as you can, because after 3 kids I'm sure your pussy is hangs loose like a wizard's sleeve.

if baby daddy ain't hitting it right then lokiman has all the powers needed for hitting all the correct and stimulating places. holla at me... when the kids are at school, hehehe

god.....I hope this kids dont see this. cough*disgusting*cough

D: worst that the first time she posted.

First, I hope you are saving money for your kids therapy (they are going to need it if they ever fing these pictures...
Second, You body looks good for having pushed out three kids..
Third, You face is blury but from what I can tell is not all that...
Fourth, Its nice to know that you are easily corrupted - from a hell no in your original post about the old man to a maybe/depends..
Fifth, Are all your kids from the same baby daddy...
Sixth, College boys?

You have a fantastic body! And why is everyone surprised that she has this body at 30? I don't believe that 30 is old. You're gorgeous, however, I hope your kids never come across this, that could be pretty damaging.

Props for putting pics up without mouse arrows in them this time!

Looking very good for your age. Very very nice

If I was your child though, I'd be ashamed if I'd have a mother that was whoring herself off on the internets.

okay, okay... so fucking what if she has kids. seriously. now this woman isn't anything so special i feel i have to defend her but... any other bastardly lady of the day is at the same risk. they may not have kids now but will later, and in turn those kids may also find pics of mommy being a lil slut on the net. it not really a valid point.

Have some self respect, wouldn't jeans and t-shirt do fine?.
.Do you honestly have to show your bare ass to a bunch of strangers?,
60% of them on here looking for something to jack off to.
I just feel bad for ur kids, if you even have any..
Imagine going online one day and finding your whore of a mom
half naked on a website...sick..:-)..and finally..ugly face ..decent body..

i agree with ya lokiman

i would tear this hot mommy appart............with my cock

Body is good---especially after having kids. The face not so much. Let your eyebrows grow back in so they are closer together. The far apart look just doesn't cut it.

You're hot, but you do lack some class, which is more important in my book.

Some women's bodies actually get hotter after they have kids and some are not as nice. I think it's more so a women doesn't have as much time to take care of herself when she has kids.

Oh, if we can put class aside for a second, the pic on page 3 is very hot!

4*'s for pic 4 alone. The rest of the pics are terrible.

Loki - Mommy before she was mommy and all that... Not mommy last week while I was at school...

"I'm sure your pussy is hangs loose like a wizard's sleeve." - DrTentacle

That comment belongs on fucken bumper stickers... Priceless

LtCB- I think it's the fact that she has 3 kids and is in her own home whoreing it up that makes this pretty disturbing to me... Although I make some of the crudest, insulting and vulgar comments towards most of the women on this site I kinda put mothers of young children in a different catagory... I wouldn't want any mother of young kids doing this kinda shit...What you say is true about any other BLOTD...they do run the same risk but the majority don't whore it up the way this attention starved chick did.

she is lying with the whole "it depends" answer to the 3 mil question...we all know she'd deep throat that old cock in a sec

5 stars just for the haters in the room.

that is one nice getto booty.

sexy.......... very sexy

now were not talkin Caitie Harmful sexy, just sexy

sry mikey

Nice body but zero class! I feel sorry for your kids when their friends find this page.

you know she is the type that goes to all the hot spots where college kids go to party during spring break...i can easily see her wearing a wet t-shirt as the drunken college kids cheer on her...thats probably one of the many ways she gets her kicks haha

Definitely had some acceptance issues as a young girl. Guessing she either had an absentee father, or an uncle/teacher/mentor who acted inappropriately towards her. 50 clams says her three kids were all be sired by different men.

i can easily see her giving free bjs in the men's bathroom on thursday nights @ the local bars

45 Tray-C
do you think that would make the kids any ounce less embarrassed if they found pics of their mom? i don't. therefore i still think it's a totally not a valid point.
whore on lori, whore on...

donkeycock
it's her choice dude. i doubt she wants her kids to find these. she is just clearly proud of her body. so she should be.

pathetic....please never revisit again. thanks.

sweetheart, this is just tragic. yes, you're hot, but at some point (namely, when you're old enough to have had THREE KIDS) you need to stop taking slutty pictures of yourself in stupid costumes. there are other ways a woman your age can show she's sexy...and not to mention, if you're so confident, why must you gratify yourself by sending your pictures to a bunch of pervs?

Or at least you need to start taking slutty pictures of yourself in stupid costumes with a much better camera. These look like stills from a hidden nanny cam...

^^ i couldnt have said it better myself!!!

i mean i couldnt have said it better than Gabriella.

Geez, these pictures of are of a terrible quality. And secondly, can't you get anyone to take your picture for you?

Otherwise, I do think you have a nice body and your face isn't bad either. On the other hand, you also seem trashy. And you lied about the 3 million dollar question. So, overall I'm giving you 3 stars.

Yeah leave slutting it up to the young girls that come on hear....Who will never ever have children....Although I must admit...That one photo is a bit much even for this site...Your half naked girl.....Literaly.

Never mind what these guys say - you're HOT! Amazing legs, great ass, cute smile. MILF indeed! Thank you for sharing the pics. Absolutely beautiful, my favourite BLOTD to date!

Spank me mommy.

52. - Damn, Moe....

Attractive. Nice body.
Nice selection of lingerie going on there.

And just because a woman has had three children, it doesn't mean that she stops being attractive, or a sexual being.

You raise a very valid point, king biscuit...

But a mother of three should show some discretion, class & taste.

Wow, there sure are a lot of masogynistic idiots on here, most of whom can't spell. What you fucking idiots don't realize is no matter how you put this woman down, you're still a bunch of worthless, stupid, fat, bald hairy fools. You sit there in front of your computer, masturbating to lame pornography, because there is actually no way at all you could form any kind of relationship with a real living breathing human being, because you hate yourself way too much. I'm sorry your mother stopped breastfeeding you when you were five and then fucked the mailman. Get the fuck over it. This chick still gets laid more than all of you put together. As for her pussy? If you guys had ever actually seen a REAL vagina, I might listen to your opinion about it.

Loki - maybe I just see it differently... If I found pictures of my mother being all sluty before she had any kids - I'd chalk it up to being young and stupid... If I found pictures of my mother after she had me slutting it up, I'd be embarrassed 100% more...

*Running away now* I know how you villians operate...

That is also true Caitie H.
Point taken.

Great point Tray-C.....

And BITCH....There is one of you in every BLOTD post (almost every)....Like you are the first person that has ever said that shit. Come one man....or Woman. Jeez this is what this site is about....Everytime I give this speech I find it harder and harder to write.....How about look at the title of the damn webpage before entering and don't come in at all if your going to have that attitude? Go to fuzzyfeeling.com and blow yourself for pack of smokes and a baseball card of Lenny Dykstra before his teeth turned black and fell out.

BITCH,

Your harsh words cut me to the quick. I admit I may be a worthless, stupid, fat, hairy fool, but I am certainly not bald. I'll even get mom to come down here to the basement and back me up on that.

Oh, and your statement that "This chick gets laid more than all of you put together" is exactly what scares me about her

Such a fucking whore. 3 kids from 3 different dudes by age 30, no candid shots, only myspace angles. Go die in a fire.

ok i have one question....can we get a BLOTD who can actually WORK a fucking camera?

how the fuck are you supposed to tell ANYTHING from these pictures? the one that is the clearest, the camera is half in front of her face...

i dont think you have to worry about the kids seeing this cause these pics are so unclear you cant really tell anything from them.

Phillip McCracken abstains from voting or commenting on looks.

This one pleases me.

66,
are you her? or another middle-aged whore like her that you feel the need to stand up for her? bitch hasnt grown up...i've seen her type...they are annoying as hell and still act, talk and dress like a 20 year old...i bet she pops and chews gum like a 16 year old girl, too...bitch calls herself "princess lori"...i rest my case.

honey I think you took the mandatory ass shot too seriously...you've got a smoking body for sure but sometimes its sexier to leave something to the imagination.
and though the MILF status is well deserved its not something I would personally broadcast on the internet...its not fair to your kids
2*s

Oh, and BITCH, if you feel you must hurl such hurtful accusations at us in anger and criticize our horribly incorrect spelling, you may want to take a moment to look up the proper spelling of the word misogynistic. Just sayin.

Miss Ogynistic was my 3rd grade teacher....Or at least it seemed that way.

BITCH - Wow I find it kind of disturbing that your mother breast fed you after you were in kindergarden...

@70 LMAO

RichardD is on it! Although I love Milfs and Cougars. I'm sticking with my original comments for a broad who's trying to sneak one by:

28. Mike Litoris (Uncertified Bastard)

Turd cutter looks good in those jeans but out of focus. Jesus Christ, I wish these BLOTD's would lay off the meth for a couple days and get a phone with a camera or a cheap digital camera and take decent pictures of themselves. We know your all vain, self obsessed basket cases, stop sending in pictures that look like they were taken at the moon landing and upgrade the photos you send.
Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 3:19pm
AND:

30. Mike Litoris (Uncertified Bastard)

You say you got your own money??? Buy a fucking camera with auto focus!!
Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 3:21pm

The Force is strong with this one.

/she makes me want to play with my Wookie

Good Points Mike and Phil.

I find it mildly ironic that people here make fun of Audrina Partridge for looking up all the time, yet when they send in BLOTD photographs they take such horrible shots of themselves....or are just to embarrased to involve a friend in the project so they can at least take a good photo.
Sad....

BITCH is obviously Lori. Have the guts to post under your own name.

Her body does look good to have had three kids but couldn't it have also looked good in jeans and a t-shirt? She's not one for leaving much to the imagination which says more than her answers to the questions ever could. **

Hey bitch you have kids stop acting like your 20 and childless you should be hot just for your husband(if you have one) why are you posting here grandma?
Also,it's possible to be a hot mother but you need class something you obviously don't have.Act your age woman.

^ There is a lot to be said for leaving something to the imagination.

GORGEOUS body, for being a mother and all!!! Congrats! You get ****'s from me, definitely!
I hope my body will be as hot as yours after I have kids!

ok... 2 stars for .....the Victoria's Secret FASHION SHOW!!!!

your FACE and BODY alone couldn't get the JOB DONE, but with LINGERIE.....

ANYBODY........I mean ANYBODY looks good in LINGERIE!!!!

So, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to put YOUR NAME in my GARBAGE REVISTED SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha h ah ah ha ha h ah ah a haha ha ha h h ahha ha ha ha ha

next stop for you............all nude bar!!!!!!!!

haha, DAMAGE.. the Victoras Secret underwear..the secret to them is that ANYBODY can look good in them.. exept for the obese, of course

thanks......I think they have an OBESE section too!!! I don't know though.

PLEASE put some clothes on and just focus on the "taking care of the lives you created" thing. i'm not conservative by any means, but i think once you hit a certain age of what's supposed to be maturity (children, 30) you should start dressing conservatively sexy. 1* from me for being trashy.

it's sad chicks much younger than this hag is giving her advice on how to be classy...kinda pathetic haha

are* damnit

i bet she joins her daughter's slumber party and has pillow fights with her daughter's friends haha

82. Lori (Uncertified Bastard)

Hey guys.........those are NOT Payless Shoes, they are J Crew oh and they was $130.00!
Just to let you know!
I am 30 years old and I have gave birth to 3 children........2 boys and a girl.
I guess I need to resubmit........cause the sun was in my face during these pics!
Love you guys!!

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 9:54pm"

WHAT FUCKIN" WASTE!!!!!! 3 days in a ROW!!!!

*A*

Bitch is not Lori...this is Lori...

Thanks to everyone and thanks to Bitch...too

oh and Richard thanks alot...

why can't we see a better pic of your face? body is nice and stuff but have a little more class next time

Lori,

I happened upon some photos of my mother, taking shortly after dad met her. They would have been considered very 'racy', at the time. By today's standards, they're quite 'tame'.

I was the last born, and never knew her when she was young. She died when I was still fairly young. I was pleased to find that she was an exceptionally beautiful woman. (I'm pissed that I didn't get any of her genes, but somebody has to hold the 'short end of the stick').

When your children are older, I don't believe they'll be traumatized by your photos.

Page 4.. She borrowed those clothes from her daughter...

Granny here likes to flash her cooch and ass in the pics to keep you from looking at her large nose and baggy eyes, oh, and for some reason she dyed her roots black. 2 stars for an old hag, 1 star in general.

mmmmmm, I like that bod, face's not even average so ***

I would ride that hard like a desperate man.

99,
haha yeah, they will be cool with these pix of their mom...in fact, they will get off to them.

You look cheap. Trying desperately to find a dad for your children?

Anyway, you have a nice body considering your kids..

Wow - how tacky and classless are you? Stay home with your children. Why act like a slut at this age, with kids? They'll be really proud of you.

PS - I can practicaly see the crabs crawling out of the monitor on pic 1. Tacky tacky.....

d55(104)
That is one of the most disgustingly repulsive statements I can remember reading in a very long time.

I've read quite a few of your posts, recently. It's time to make a blatantly obvious declaration: You epitomize idiocy.

Hot MILF, but slutty and cheap. I'd cum inside her though...

It's about time there was a real *woman* on here. All that's been posted lately are girls that I'm guessing aren't even legal to be on here. Pretty sad.
You look fantastic Lori. Not just because you are 30 and have kids. You are just plain HOT! The haters on here will trash you because they know they wouldn't have a chance with a woman like you. 5+

Hey Lori, great pics (pity about the quality). Other BLOTDs should take note, this is what we bastards are lookin' for.
You're a stunner. 4*s.

I'm convinced all of the pics are out of focus to hide her wrinkles and varicose veins.

hate to bring about conflict, but i agree w/#106.
d55, i may be 7 years younger than this bitch but at least i have the common concept of decency to know that you should cover up your body a little after you pop 3 childrens out of your vagina. there's a level of class and obviously she (and you) are below it.

THIS IS BETTER! ITS HOT!!!!!!! FUCKING HOT!

at 106 & 110 , theres a little something called SARCASM idk....may be youve heard of it . So yeh i think d55 was jus being sarcastic if you looked at her comments above you would see she expressed her clear disgust of this woman cough*whore*cough. *sigh*....leave it to me to point out the ovious.

lol

D55 was being sarcastic dumbasses...

30? SERIOUSLY? You get 5 stars just for that. YOU ROCK. Best BLOTD in forever... better that most of the young bitches on here! Go you.. I hope I look that good when I'm 30!

"Wow, there sure are a lot of masogynistic idiots on here, most of whom can't spell. What you fucking idiots don't realize is no matter how you put this woman down, you're still a bunch of worthless, stupid, fat, bald hairy fools. You sit there in front of your computer, masturbating to lame pornography,"

Uh, BITCH, not quite. I've been married to the same woman for 28-years now and after three kids, not only does she still look great, but I get laid at least twice a week and its freakin' awesome.

Not all of us surf gossip sites looking for J.O. material. Some of us love to make fun of celebrities because we know that no matter how much of an act they put on for the world, we know they have just as many problems as (if not more than) the rest of us. This site is just plain entertaining and BLOTD is just a small part of what makes it fun.

So cool it with the stereotyping, you don't know half as much as you think you do.

Hey dad, get off the internet.

Hey, I'd blow a load in her. Well, in her asa or down her throat anyway ... not in the baby-place. I don't need this old bitch trying to lock me up for child support for the rest of my life.

You are definetly hot... but god girl... you act like a stripper. You prob would have had great comments with just that hot first photo and stopped there, some more natural ones would have been nice.
to be honest you look like a crack whore...
great bod though.

Oh gosh Paul (114) you just ruined my first SCANDALOUS comment....
now you got me feeling all moralistic.... shit
cheers.

Lots of haters in this room.

I say, baby if you got it, flaunt it.

I think you should resubmit with better pictures to squash all this.

For what I can see, I think you do a DAMN good job taking care of yourself

^ - yo mike......amen to that

Still loving the pics Lori, you're gorgeous!

So I'm guessing all three of your children were mistakes, and you got married only because you got knocked up and forced your husband to marry you? You've got "cheap slut" written all over you.

This MILF really knows how to take a good pic. Good job getting your body back in fighting shape after having all those kids.

4 stars