Bastardly Lady of the Day: Jessie
Thursday, November 13th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Hey, I'm Jessie and I'll turn 20 on New Years Day! I'm a smart girl, and ya know what they say about smart girls ;).....
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Probably Rachel Weisz, she's beautiful and talented.
Do you like your boobs?
I do! All natural all the way!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'd grit my teeth and get it done.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Let's see... I've gotten Kiera Knightly, Rose McGowan, Kate Winslet and Christina Ricci. It's flattering, but it takes more work than that.
What makes you Bastardly?
I have both unconventional looks and tastes, and can sit down and have a conversation with you about anything. Nothing is off limits with me!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
WHAT A DOG
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the first few pictures look very nice, innocent/lusty type of beauty, but the last one, gee, what a rude awakening.
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You have gorgeous eyes!
LeniNo full body shot therefore only ***
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I pass
horny guyReply to this Comment
Ohhhh boy. Take the sucide kit out, girl, you're gonna need it...
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suicide***
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WTF IS UP WITH ALL THESE ADVERTISEMENTS. I CLICK ON THE NEXT PAGE AND IT TAKES ME TO COMPLEX.COM TO ADVERTISE SOME ANNOYING G SHOCK WATCH. IF THIS CONTINUES, IM GONNA STOP BROWSING THIS SITE. ITS TOO ANNOYING
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Yeah, I'm getting the same "complex/G shock" ads too. Pop-ups that I can't get rid of. I agree...EXTREMELY annoying.
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something happened on the programming end. We're still trying to figure out a fix. Please hang in there!
MoeReply to this Comment
couldn't resist it... sorry...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
I like this girl! At least she's not all "whored" out with gallons of face paint. She has a nice, natural appearance and an off-beat beauty, I think. Not bad at all. Better pics would have done her more justice though...(can't stand the cheesy "myspace-ish" self-snapped shots)
Just my opinion. To each their own..
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Oh yeah..
I do like the hair color and minimal make-up.
Biggest complaint: pictures (as I said before) and I'm definately NOT digging the clothes!
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She is wonderful all the way around. Amazing eyes as well.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrd
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she isn't ugly... not by a long shot. but these are the most boring pictures i have ever seen. you don't have to be slutty (although it can help a rating or 2) but a least be half interesting. these are certified myspace pics. you could have a belly like Homer Simpson for all we know. sort it out. 2 stars
p.s. JESUS CHRIST!!! it took me ages to post this. every time ii tried to post i'm getting some lame G-Shock watch ad. it is fucking annoying. sort it out. ) zero stars for spaming yourselves bastardly. fail!
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
I admire your guts. Good for you! Pass
PlayerReply to this Comment
You mean her 'gut'? Nah, don't think so... can't even see it
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The only thing I like about you - eyes, beautiful.
You look pretty only in the first picture which is why people are fooled and give you four stars. No body shots, you're prolly fat. Really boring pictues, **.
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Lovely jaw line and your eyes are amazing. Plus there is something to be said about a girl that can sit down and conversation about anything. Just that you are willing to sit down for the conversation says a lot.
Richard-SchlichtingI give you a 4 because you are beyond gorgeous to me....Although...The hair in the last picture...Don't do that again...Doesn't work for you...just some advice.
Also...Take pictures with pretty backgrounds..Make everything more interesting....Plus...Even if you have shitty coach...It doesn't do me any good to know that and doesn't do you any favors. 3 is for the beauty...2 is for the convo.... -1 for the shitty couch or whatever that is in pictures 2 and 4.
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I agree, she appears fat on last page, has without a doubt thunder thighs. At least grow your hair out, woman!! Her eyes are pretty also on the last page and I like your milky white skin! ;)
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The 5 pics take us gradually in order from beautiful to average. Though even in pic 5 I see potential.
Grow your hair out, you're too young to have old lady short hair.
I'd totally bang you.
McPervReply to this Comment
Pretty eyes but sth tells me that you're a fatty.
Where's booty and full body shot? Pass.
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Agree. FAIL without full body shots. Man, are these girls retarded or something?? When are they gonna learn this?
Also, I would like to see some INTERESTING PICS with a freaky girl, not ordinary one, perhaps a hippie kind?
Would love that. (But not a 'hippo' of course)...
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No, what do they say about smart girls?
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DAMN YOU ACE!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
lol ... I really have no idea what she is talking about and I hope she responds. She has really nice lips.
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hmmm, no answer. i guess we'll just have to figure this out on our own. Smart girls...study a lot?!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
Smart girls really know how to stimulate a man's.........mind?
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haha. good one. smart girls understand the dewey decimal system?
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
what do they say about smart girls?!
Sir Percy of ScandiaReply to this Comment
I knew she reminded me of someone in that lst picture...See what a little lenghth will do you:
Richard-Schlichting"Too Many Wall have been built in between us"......It insane day!
On the last page....That is not a fatty, just bad hair. 20 more pounds and than you are heading to fatty country. Her arms could get out of hand though....
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Richard, you have the worst taste in women ever, you always say "gorgeous" about every plain Jane, maybe it's because you don't stand chance with truly beautiful women.
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I already said I like plain white chicks that can't dance. What more
Richard-Schlichtingcan I say? It's not about being able to get someone, it's called personal preference.
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I think you're pretty cute, plus I'm impressed that you're not whoring it up. Though you should grow your hair out some more. 4
Jack HunterReply to this Comment
Cute. The fact that she doesn't look like a prostitute which most BLOTD unfortunately tends to do is a big plus.
LZReply to this Comment
Pretty face, but with all the angles and effects who knows? U kind of look like a cartoon, grow ur hair out and eh never mind, too plain for me.
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She seems like a nice girl, so I'll give her three stars. It's nice to see someone with their clothes on and not acting like the usual filthy skanks that everyone fawns over.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
Awww..pity stars..how nice
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No. They're not pity stars. She genuinely seems like a nice girl. And I don't go for these painted up "I need to get laid immediately" chicks that all the rest of the guys on here go for.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
roll over...*woof*woof*, now sit...*woof*woof*, NOW PLAY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMAGE Inc.Reply to this Comment
Nice regular girl. You need some regular girls, they make the hot girls look hot.
Lambo59Reply to this Comment
she's super cute. some of you should be so lucky. most of you are with trolls or have no one. spoiled brats.
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You are not smart - You are abnormally dumb, redhead,
ugly, fat and the rest.
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soooo fuckin obvious!!!!! and this girls disgustingly obese.
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lmao, Pam, you're pathetic, sierra is NOT d55 but you, you are: Sassy_VietName, Magical Fairy Princess, Arion, Super Sex to the Max or sth like that, Diamond Diva or sth like that, lol, and you even pretended you are Damla on Forum, ahahaahaha, you stupid cunt!
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You are taking up space. This is supposed to be about the skank up top.
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tho u should all be ashamed of what u did to her! u call her crazy yet damla the psycho and her ugly alter ego sierra! Poor pam she was worth all u whores put together!
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Ok..are you a motard? Were you dropped on the head as a child?
You can tell me.
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oh fuck off and get a grip you loser. Do you think that by saying that everyone will forget the fact that you use multiple profiles in the pathetic attempt to gain sympathy? Heres the deal, Pamela; You are tedious, predicable and of below intelligence. You can starve yourself and bleach you hair as much as you like but it will never make you anything other than ordinary. You're dull and you know it. Stop projecting your mediocre, mainstream personality disorder onto other people.
SierraReply to this Comment
If it wasn't for the last picture everyone would of had a different tone...
The-Phantom-WriterReply to this Comment
Your eyes are very beautiful. But why do you consider yourself 'smart'? It sounds so bigheaded...
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You're very pretty, though the last picture is a bit weird.
I'm agreeing with Lili, though. Considering yourself smart sounds very egotistical
concubineReply to this Comment
We need to see the legs before reaching a final conclusion.
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pic 4 was beautiful so it made me rly surprised when I saw that last one.. Overall pretty, but average
sandraReply to this Comment
Okay, a few things here:
1. I'm going to pretend I didn't see that last picture.
2. I like the answers - always nice when a chick admits she'd fuck an old man for money. Honesty is sexy.
3. Based on the other pics, I'm not real sure I'm sold. She definately wouldn't be the most embarassing thing I ever slept with, but I really wish chicks would just submit a well lit, full body shot.
4. Since she's obviously not conventionally sexy, I need more info before determining her hotness factor. Please have her report back as to her position as to (1) threesomes with another chick, (2) swallowing, (3) anal, and (4) swallowing from the rear of some other chick in our threesome.
Thanks in advance.
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Pretty eyes, but take that thing out of your eyebrow, it's so 2004. You should learn what angle you look best in, that last picture is horrible, makes you look bad, but you're really cute.
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Jessie:
MaxTurnerIt's a good thing you're "smart".
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She looks a bit like Audrey Tautou (in the face) but she needs to darken her hair (think roasted chestnut) and she needs to get to the gym to get rid of that baby-fat.
'You can still read a book while working out on the stationery bike, huh, "smart girl"?'
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pretty face but you need a makeover and some new clothes..well at least you're not like the other ugly clowns with too much makeup.
junglegirlReply to this Comment
I agree get the makeover
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
Lovely girl, what a pretty face! 5/5.
paulypaulReply to this Comment
That first pic is really nice.
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The last pick is the deal breaker quite literally it has broken the deal
azezealReply to this Comment
the deal? What makes you think she wants you hahah :D
sandraReply to this Comment
I never said she did tbh she has issues if she did!
The deal breaker for the end verdict was what i ment
And sandra GTFO!
azezealReply to this Comment
your eyes look a lot prettier with less makeup. if you have big eyes you dont need to wear much makeup, thats good though. you still look really young. youll probably look a whole lot hotter in a few years
the kittenReply to this Comment
Cute, not an absolute beauty, but cute. I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
DougReply to this Comment
Yes the last pic is weak, but she's still really pretty
5/5 - because there's no 4.5 stars, I'm rounding up.
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An offbeat face doesn't make you "bastardly." Notice the shock at the last picture and comments about the gradual deterioration of hotness from the first to last picture. Angled face shots can only hide so much and no full body shots are suspicious.
Thank god she didn't smile, though. You can just see hints of fucked up teeth in the picture with the focus on her kewpie eyes.
FrostReply to this Comment
U r as cold as ice, Frost. Class A Bitchieness.
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Cute and probably a nice girl. A quirky beauty.
WiscoReply to this Comment
since when is "unconventional" a synonym for ugly???
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I bet this chick has a carrot colored crotch! I would slam her ass in a trunk and call the cops.
DonkeyCockReply to this Comment
Need to see the butt to really have an opinion..
No, just kidding, its so I can pee in it! LOL!!
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The first picture is stunning. The others are average - especially the last one. Beautiful eyes though.
SierraReply to this Comment
this chick is beautiful.
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