Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vivian



Hello, my fellow Bastardly readers. I'm Vivian and I'm quite the kinky-tie-me-up-tie-me-down gal at heart.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Sarah Shahi. I'd l-l-l-lick her from her head to her toes.

Do you like your boobs?
Oh yes, they're quite fun-sized. Actually.. bite-sized. Growl.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
The ones that make me hot and wet.

What makes you Bastardly?
The undeniable fact that I get hornier than most of you bastards - anytime, anywhere.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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96 Scandalous Comments

This BLOD is a slut, but at least she's an attractive slut! Good bone structure, nice eyes - a solid 4/5.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:35pm

2 friggin pictures??? This sucks. I also think face piercing sucks. Not attractive.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:35pm

More pics, please.

I can't make an educated decision on just two bleedin' pics.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:36pm

ONLLY TWO PICS?!

She's definitely hiding something.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:37pm

what the f**k is wrong with you?
ZERO stars.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:37pm

i genuinely like you ,girl!
youre freaky in a positive way and youre pretty!
i like,ilike!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:39pm

Holy shit. You are amazingly beautiful. Just wish you had more pictures. Your eyes are hypnotizing.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:39pm

Ditto what Moelicious said.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:42pm

Not enough pics, but I like the femme lesbo vibe you emit.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:43pm

Crest Whitestrips ftw.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:45pm

i was ready to lay into you on after seeing pic1. however pic2 was a little redeeming. but like moe said, no enough pics. you could have kelly clarksons body down there. 2 stars for effort

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:47pm

LAME on all counts. Skanky and dirty looking. NEXT.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:48pm

Has anybody said she didn't send enough pics? Not enough pics.
If you get horny anytime, anywhere, more than anyone, you're a ninphomaniac, not a bastard.
A cute one at that.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:48pm

Is that a fishing accident on her lip?

Did she fall into her fathers tackle box or something?

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:48pm

LMAO!! duece baggery. hahaha that was pure gold

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:49pm

*douche baggery*

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:49pm

hey hoe

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:50pm

You are very pretty!!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:50pm

Well now..... :D
*wow*

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:51pm

Pretty face and I don't mind all of the hardware in your face.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:55pm

I NEED TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE WITH MY COCK LAYING ACROSS HER FOREHEAD

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 12:57pm

Are you kidding me? Jackson, WHY even put this up? You better not even send a shirt to this whoar.

wtf? Skanky idiot.

Dirty, puss-filled Amy Winehouse face. Way to ruin your youth and looks, dumbass. Your Makeup sucks, your piercing are stupid and you need a bath.

Body 0 stars
Face 1.5 stars
Pics 0 stars
Answers 0.5 (half point for picking Sarah Shahi)
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Final: 1 star

How can any of you think she is even 3 star material? She was at 4 stars when I started writing this? WTF?! This is an insult to other 2-3 star BLOTDs

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:04pm

Look, like I said before, stop rubbing Mike Litoris the wrong way or he is going to squirt!!!
If you are are so horny maybe you ought to develop a tick that makes you take photographs more than twice....You seriously don't have any other pictures?
Oh, be careful with that thing near your lip on picture 1....You'll poke your eye out kid.....Looks like someone jabbed a pencil through your lip.
Your beautiful, but I can only give you 3 stars cause I want to see more pictures of you damn it! Need may be a better choice of words.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:06pm

Gross. 1 star, just because there's now ay to vote 0-stars.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:11pm

pretty

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:27pm

Can't stand lesbians, no matter how pretty they may be...so go lick pussy.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:30pm

"I'm quite the kinky-tie-me-up-tie-me-down gal at heart." But you wouldn't sleep with an old man for 3mil...
I call bullshit...

And two pictures come on now...

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:31pm

laaaaaame. 2 pics? seriously?

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:32pm

Well,when i first read your answers i was like-well,a bit on the skanky side, but your picture looked really promising!!beautiful eyes,nice features....but only 2 pictures??cmonnnn!!!!
and just one thing...i got from the beggining that you are a horny gal that is likely bi,but did you have to go on and on about that??
and you wouldnt sleep with the oldie for 3 mil???cmonnnn!!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:34pm

I think she's the type of girl Ellen would be scared to leave Portia around. If u know what I mean. :)

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:34pm

Yeah Honey...She may get hepatitis.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:36pm

cant give negative stars, wtf! go kill yourself bitch.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:37pm

She looks greasy.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:39pm

@Honey hahahaha,totally agree!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:50pm

Ya stop rubbing me the wrong way. Thanks Richard-Shitlicking. I have to fly to Oslo Norway now. I'll try to make some appearances here. I'm going to be in Europe for the next 4 weeks. Richard, keep these BLoTD's in line. Oh ya, don't send this girl a shirt til we see some T&A!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:50pm

These pictures suck. And where are the tits. I'm serious - no more BLOTD submissions until there are well lit, full body shots. How can I make a call from this ?

I think she's okay. And she gets bonus points because I can totally see her begging me to cum in her ass. But until I see that body ... no way. For the integrity of the process I have to give her a fail.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 1:53pm

nice face shots, but anyone can turn in nice photos of their face. the fact there are only 2 photos pisses me off. where are the body shots? where are those bite sized boobs?
the 2 photos thing irritates the shit out of me.

1 star.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:04pm

slut.

hot slut.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:05pm

i think shes hot

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:09pm

Why only two pictures in the same position? Ugly in any others?

And I hate colored contact lenses.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:10pm

she has a lovely face. 2 pics is weak though. and her answers are abit desperate. we get it honey, you're 'alternative'. go u and ur uniqueness.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:15pm

Could be freaky.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:18pm

Dumbass.
1*.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:19pm

It's obvious she's only a torso and head. Have some respect for the physically challenged, people.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:53pm

Kinda reminds me of Katie Holmes around the eyes...but the piercings---yech. Gotta wonder what she's hiding out of photo range.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:18pm

definitely looks like a femme lesbian, but thats not a bad thing

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:20pm

2 pics? I also don't like your answers. One start for you.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:42pm

You have a really pretty face.

You should stick with the blue/green eyes (colored contacts??-they are brown in pic 2).

I think you should resubmit more pics, including body shots because two face shots just isn't enough to do an evaluation.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:47pm

lmao at 44.
I like your face, very pretty.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:53pm

cant rate fairly here so i wont. need more than 2 pictures...but your off to a bad start by lying about the 3 million Dollar Question.....

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:56pm

for what i can see, i'd give 4 stars

would have been 5 had it not been for the peircings.

i don't comment on what i can't see

BEAUTIFUL eyes

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:58pm

very pretty...but where are the rest of the pictures!? and that "l-l-lick" answer was just stupid, not clever or cute.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:06pm

2 pics? C'mon!

/3***'s
//would've been 4 but I ran outta stars

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:08pm

Needs more pictures...
But I have to say that I LOVE the piercings!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:18pm

It's been a long time since there's been a well-pictured, good-looking BLOTD.

Too long.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:26pm

lol @ lokiman the cataclysmic bastard, you noticed my little jab.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:34pm

Beautiful face and from what I can tell, great tits. The things I would do to you. . . . Email me.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:39pm

Dyke ... Slut.... 1 star

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:43pm

I'd fuck this slut in the ass...

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 4:51pm

ENOUGH WITH THE COLORED CONTACTS!
her eyes look beautiful because of the contacts in pic 1....in pic 2 they're pretty boring
1 star for only sending in 2 pics.....why'd you even bother?

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 5:19pm

Fish hooks in the face are a definite dealbreaker.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 5:27pm

c'est fille tres belle elle est oh oui

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 5:31pm

@13... I don't think anyone HAS mentioned that she only sent in two pics... Thanks for pointing that out!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 5:38pm

Wow I actually feel really really bad for you
you are ugly, buck toothed, too much piercings, probably fat and boring.

damn.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:38pm

This is ridiculous. First, Olga won last week's BLOTD? Now this fucking lame whore gets 3 stars? WTF is wrong with you people?!

Yeah, YOU people. Fucking bastards.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:41pm

The pics thing has been beaten to death but how the f*ck are we supposed to evaluate you from pictures that show slightly more than a driver's license photo? I mean if you're only going to send two, at least have one that shows your body to some degree. *

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:46pm

body shots please.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:46pm

What an utterly craptastic BLOTD. Waste of bandwith.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:51pm

Also, what's up with the date on the first photo?? It doesn't look like the pics were taken this year..

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:51pm

I'm not crazy about the pictures and the body mods but I think you have potential.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 7:11pm

After seeing this, I am ready to become gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 7:15pm

#71, are you a guy or a girl??? (Just to clarify..)

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 7:18pm

ur ok... i dont like the piercing

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 7:36pm

Pretty but she'd be prettier without the fishing lure hanging off her lip. Me thinks that she didn't post body pics for a reason though...something to hide maybe?

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 8:03pm

reminds mo of ellen page. is that the look that she's aiming for?
i think this a prank though. like someone just took pictures from her facebook/myspace or something.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 8:13pm

Three fucking stars? There are no pictures of her body, rotten lip piercings, decent face, but come on. I think some people just give everyone 3*.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 8:36pm

3 star rating....WTF!!! you seriously gotta be FUCKIN' kiddin'....NICE APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

2 pics....both UGLY AS HELL!!!!!! get this FAKE EMO BICTH OUTTA HERE!!!!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 9:14pm

*BITCH*

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 9:43pm

I gave you *** because of that pretty face, but come on, only 2 pics?

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 10:13pm

5 stars BABY

just for the HATERS

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 10:13pm

gorgeous! 5 stars, losers blows :D

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 10:17pm

so, you have a sex drive...
do you also have body parts other than a head and arms? are you a centaur? i just dont know bc you only gave us TWO PICTURES! 1* for you hoochie

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 10:42pm

Would be really pretty if it wasn't for the piercing.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 1:01am

@ Emily - That's it! A centaur hoochie with a big sex drive! Ha ha. Thanks for making me laugh again!

No, seriously, Vivian. You should submit some more pics with body shots. I think you'll do really well if you do!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 2:34am

* for the aforementioned lack of pictures and because the answers make you sound like some kind of sex-deprived loser I'd meet at Comic-Con. Surely you can do better than this.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 4:15am

Bummer . . . I'll bet you were really pretty, before the explosion.

Ever thought about having that shrapnel removed?

(Bite-sized boobies, but you don't show us)!?!

NO soup for you!!!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 6:40am

HALLO
i, like the others, would have appreciated more pics, but from what i can see, you are definitely hot.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 9:44am

you look hot, but two pictures... come on, give us something to work with.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 12:04pm

more pics please....if i must, 1 1/2 stars...bleh, NEXT>>>

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 12:16pm

Myspace called, they want you back.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 1:57pm

Horse teeth, ugly nose, ugly piercings, ugly contact lenses.
LMFAO #44. True.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 9:11am

meh nothin special....0.5/5

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:17am

you look like ellen page.

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 9:18am

oh my! i suppose it was unfathomably easy to land the crown of a BLOTD considering a friend of mine wrote this - hence the missing body shots.

hmm. the comments here rather amused me to say the least.
i'll have to think about resending an entry of my own, though.

Monday, April 7th, 2008 @ 1:37am

damn you're hot

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 9:45pm

She looks Lazy and slow in the head.

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 @ 7:10pm

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