Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vivian
Posted on Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:30pm by Jackson

Hello, my fellow Bastardly readers. I'm Vivian and I'm quite the kinky-tie-me-up-tie-me-down gal at heart.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Sarah Shahi. I'd l-l-l-lick her from her head to her toes.
Do you like your boobs?
Oh yes, they're quite fun-sized. Actually.. bite-sized. Growl.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
The ones that make me hot and wet.
What makes you Bastardly?
The undeniable fact that I get hornier than most of you bastards - anytime, anywhere.
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This BLOD is a slut, but at least she's an attractive slut! Good bone structure, nice eyes - a solid 4/5.
2 friggin pictures??? This sucks. I also think face piercing sucks. Not attractive.
More pics, please.
I can't make an educated decision on just two bleedin' pics.
ONLLY TWO PICS?!
She's definitely hiding something.
what the f**k is wrong with you?
ZERO stars.
i genuinely like you ,girl!
youre freaky in a positive way and youre pretty!
i like,ilike!
Holy shit. You are amazingly beautiful. Just wish you had more pictures. Your eyes are hypnotizing.
Ditto what Moelicious said.
Not enough pics, but I like the femme lesbo vibe you emit.
Crest Whitestrips ftw.
i was ready to lay into you on after seeing pic1. however pic2 was a little redeeming. but like moe said, no enough pics. you could have kelly clarksons body down there. 2 stars for effort
LAME on all counts. Skanky and dirty looking. NEXT.
Has anybody said she didn't send enough pics? Not enough pics.
If you get horny anytime, anywhere, more than anyone, you're a ninphomaniac, not a bastard.
A cute one at that.
Is that a fishing accident on her lip?
Did she fall into her fathers tackle box or something?
LMAO!! duece baggery. hahaha that was pure gold
*douche baggery*
hey hoe
You are very pretty!!
Well now..... :D
*wow*
Pretty face and I don't mind all of the hardware in your face.
I NEED TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE WITH MY COCK LAYING ACROSS HER FOREHEAD
Are you kidding me? Jackson, WHY even put this up? You better not even send a shirt to this whoar.
wtf? Skanky idiot.
Dirty, puss-filled Amy Winehouse face. Way to ruin your youth and looks, dumbass. Your Makeup sucks, your piercing are stupid and you need a bath.
Body 0 stars
Face 1.5 stars
Pics 0 stars
Answers 0.5 (half point for picking Sarah Shahi)
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Final: 1 star
How can any of you think she is even 3 star material? She was at 4 stars when I started writing this? WTF?! This is an insult to other 2-3 star BLOTDs
Look, like I said before, stop rubbing Mike Litoris the wrong way or he is going to squirt!!!
If you are are so horny maybe you ought to develop a tick that makes you take photographs more than twice....You seriously don't have any other pictures?
Oh, be careful with that thing near your lip on picture 1....You'll poke your eye out kid.....Looks like someone jabbed a pencil through your lip.
Your beautiful, but I can only give you 3 stars cause I want to see more pictures of you damn it! Need may be a better choice of words.
Gross. 1 star, just because there's now ay to vote 0-stars.
pretty
Can't stand lesbians, no matter how pretty they may be...so go lick pussy.
"I'm quite the kinky-tie-me-up-tie-me-down gal at heart." But you wouldn't sleep with an old man for 3mil...
I call bullshit...
And two pictures come on now...
laaaaaame. 2 pics? seriously?
Well,when i first read your answers i was like-well,a bit on the skanky side, but your picture looked really promising!!beautiful eyes,nice features....but only 2 pictures??cmonnnn!!!!
and just one thing...i got from the beggining that you are a horny gal that is likely bi,but did you have to go on and on about that??
and you wouldnt sleep with the oldie for 3 mil???cmonnnn!!
I think she's the type of girl Ellen would be scared to leave Portia around. If u know what I mean. :)
Yeah Honey...She may get hepatitis.
cant give negative stars, wtf! go kill yourself bitch.
She looks greasy.
@Honey hahahaha,totally agree!
Ya stop rubbing me the wrong way. Thanks Richard-Shitlicking. I have to fly to Oslo Norway now. I'll try to make some appearances here. I'm going to be in Europe for the next 4 weeks. Richard, keep these BLoTD's in line. Oh ya, don't send this girl a shirt til we see some T&A!
These pictures suck. And where are the tits. I'm serious - no more BLOTD submissions until there are well lit, full body shots. How can I make a call from this ?
I think she's okay. And she gets bonus points because I can totally see her begging me to cum in her ass. But until I see that body ... no way. For the integrity of the process I have to give her a fail.
nice face shots, but anyone can turn in nice photos of their face. the fact there are only 2 photos pisses me off. where are the body shots? where are those bite sized boobs?
the 2 photos thing irritates the shit out of me.
1 star.
slut.
hot slut.
i think shes hot
Why only two pictures in the same position? Ugly in any others?
And I hate colored contact lenses.
she has a lovely face. 2 pics is weak though. and her answers are abit desperate. we get it honey, you're 'alternative'. go u and ur uniqueness.
Could be freaky.
Dumbass.
1*.
It's obvious she's only a torso and head. Have some respect for the physically challenged, people.
Kinda reminds me of Katie Holmes around the eyes...but the piercings---yech. Gotta wonder what she's hiding out of photo range.
definitely looks like a femme lesbian, but thats not a bad thing
2 pics? I also don't like your answers. One start for you.
You have a really pretty face.
You should stick with the blue/green eyes (colored contacts??-they are brown in pic 2).
I think you should resubmit more pics, including body shots because two face shots just isn't enough to do an evaluation.
lmao at 44.
I like your face, very pretty.
cant rate fairly here so i wont. need more than 2 pictures...but your off to a bad start by lying about the 3 million Dollar Question.....
for what i can see, i'd give 4 stars
would have been 5 had it not been for the peircings.
i don't comment on what i can't see
BEAUTIFUL eyes
very pretty...but where are the rest of the pictures!? and that "l-l-lick" answer was just stupid, not clever or cute.
2 pics? C'mon!
/3***'s
//would've been 4 but I ran outta stars
Needs more pictures...
But I have to say that I LOVE the piercings!
It's been a long time since there's been a well-pictured, good-looking BLOTD.
Too long.
lol @ lokiman the cataclysmic bastard, you noticed my little jab.
Beautiful face and from what I can tell, great tits. The things I would do to you. . . . Email me.
Dyke ... Slut.... 1 star
I'd fuck this slut in the ass...
ENOUGH WITH THE COLORED CONTACTS!
her eyes look beautiful because of the contacts in pic 1....in pic 2 they're pretty boring
1 star for only sending in 2 pics.....why'd you even bother?
Fish hooks in the face are a definite dealbreaker.
c'est fille tres belle elle est oh oui
@13... I don't think anyone HAS mentioned that she only sent in two pics... Thanks for pointing that out!
Wow I actually feel really really bad for you
you are ugly, buck toothed, too much piercings, probably fat and boring.
damn.
This is ridiculous. First, Olga won last week's BLOTD? Now this fucking lame whore gets 3 stars? WTF is wrong with you people?!
Yeah, YOU people. Fucking bastards.
The pics thing has been beaten to death but how the f*ck are we supposed to evaluate you from pictures that show slightly more than a driver's license photo? I mean if you're only going to send two, at least have one that shows your body to some degree. *
body shots please.
What an utterly craptastic BLOTD. Waste of bandwith.
Also, what's up with the date on the first photo?? It doesn't look like the pics were taken this year..
I'm not crazy about the pictures and the body mods but I think you have potential.
After seeing this, I am ready to become gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).
#71, are you a guy or a girl??? (Just to clarify..)
ur ok... i dont like the piercing
Pretty but she'd be prettier without the fishing lure hanging off her lip. Me thinks that she didn't post body pics for a reason though...something to hide maybe?
reminds mo of ellen page. is that the look that she's aiming for?
i think this a prank though. like someone just took pictures from her facebook/myspace or something.
Three fucking stars? There are no pictures of her body, rotten lip piercings, decent face, but come on. I think some people just give everyone 3*.
3 star rating....WTF!!! you seriously gotta be FUCKIN' kiddin'....NICE APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!
2 pics....both UGLY AS HELL!!!!!! get this FAKE EMO BICTH OUTTA HERE!!!!
*BITCH*
I gave you *** because of that pretty face, but come on, only 2 pics?
5 stars BABY
just for the HATERS
gorgeous! 5 stars, losers blows :D
so, you have a sex drive...
do you also have body parts other than a head and arms? are you a centaur? i just dont know bc you only gave us TWO PICTURES! 1* for you hoochie
Would be really pretty if it wasn't for the piercing.
@ Emily - That's it! A centaur hoochie with a big sex drive! Ha ha. Thanks for making me laugh again!
No, seriously, Vivian. You should submit some more pics with body shots. I think you'll do really well if you do!
* for the aforementioned lack of pictures and because the answers make you sound like some kind of sex-deprived loser I'd meet at Comic-Con. Surely you can do better than this.
Bummer . . . I'll bet you were really pretty, before the explosion.
Ever thought about having that shrapnel removed?
(Bite-sized boobies, but you don't show us)!?!
NO soup for you!!!
HALLO
i, like the others, would have appreciated more pics, but from what i can see, you are definitely hot.
you look hot, but two pictures... come on, give us something to work with.
more pics please....if i must, 1 1/2 stars...bleh, NEXT>>>
Myspace called, they want you back.
Horse teeth, ugly nose, ugly piercings, ugly contact lenses.
LMFAO #44. True.
meh nothin special....0.5/5
you look like ellen page.
oh my! i suppose it was unfathomably easy to land the crown of a BLOTD considering a friend of mine wrote this - hence the missing body shots.
hmm. the comments here rather amused me to say the least.
i'll have to think about resending an entry of my own, though.
damn you're hot
She looks Lazy and slow in the head.
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