Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vivian (For Real!)
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

I'm resubmitting the request for a BLOTD crown due to the fact the last one was not me at all - it was a shameless prank my dear roommate pulled on me. Sorry to disappoint!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Christina Ricci. She's sensational.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I do.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Sure, what's a brief sack session with an oldie? I'll probably be traumatized afterwards but that's nothing 3 million can't fix...right?
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Gabrielle and Molly definitely stand out to me the most.
What makes you Bastardly?
The mere fact that I care about what people think about me - even on the Bastardly! I suppose I just wanted to clear my name as a "slut" but nothing else; my exterior remains as is, whether you like it or not. Have a lovely day!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!












she looks like an ashley simpson fan
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Cute looking but I don't see any real photos.. Lets see what tits and ass you got, you wanted to be BLOTD so lets see some real pictures.
I voted 2, only because she looked cute
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Charming. Clear your name by flipping us off. Good idea. That'll win these people that you will never meet in your life and don't give a damn about you over. Keep up the good work, hun.
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I liked pic 2, you looked pretty hot there. But, after that it was typical emo, angled/blurry pictures, making me doubt your hotness in picture number two as some type of touch-up.
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Five stars.
You fucking rule.
I love BLOTD that are like me.
: )
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I really can't conclude anything from these pics, except it looks like the mall was closed at the time of pic #1. Are you a mall walker or something?
I liked your first submission better....at least we got to see your pretty face.
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This one is rather easy.... a simple NOPE, not a chance. The bar was set pretty high, and this chick is no where near it.
And thats the bottom line......
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Not hawt, but might be to some I guess. Bit of an emo/punk wannabe, eh?
I'll pass on this one.
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nothing but full love for this one. shame you don't have clearer pics, but i won't hold it against you. by the way, if i said you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?
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all i remember from the first submission was douche baggerys "white stripes creast" joke... that was funny as fuck!
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Picture #2 is really the only one you can tell what you look like. Get better pictures. And the whole emo/punk/indie/Hot Topic look is so very tired.
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Not seeing much if any improvement here.
I think the first rating should stand.
Just another dumb, dirty, fake-ass, skank whore.
2.
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Great personality,seems like a very sweet and totally adorable girl!
Very pretty as well....Can pull off the dar and light hair,looking good in both.I cant really figure out why,but I really like this girl!!
=)
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i wish this was a fake
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pretty, exotic, cool personality ***
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I think you should clear your name and demand a re-do. Title it For Real! or something of the sort.
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You look like Joe Perry in pic 4.
I have never been attracted to females that wear their hair shorter than I would wear mine. When I got to pic 3, almost lost my breakfast.
Not my cup of tea, bleah.
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ewwww i hate ugly emo/scene kids. stop being such a poseur
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"I think she's the type of girl Ellen would be scared to leave Portia around. If u know what I mean. :)"
That was my last comment and I stand by it. I think Witz got the same vibe from this one. umm...3 stars.
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**
The fake was better.
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Me remember 1970.
Everyone say nice thing to me in 1970.
Me no remember everyone so mean.
Me think to be kid me must have thick skin today.
Me no have thick skin.
Me have thin blue fur.
Me say Vivian hot like fresh cookie out of oven.
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In pic 4 she looks like Shane from the L word
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You can tell the recession has started in that mall. Not much different than the supposedly fake post.
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Okay, let me try and be nice. Youre not ugly but you make yourself ugly. how old are you?? arent you a little too old to be going through stupid little phases?? only stupid 13 year old panic at the disco fans dress like this. GROW UP! you have lots of potential. stop being a poseur and send in better pics.
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Your face is HOT.
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You had me at one and two...cute face....Than picture 3....AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I just so the face of the sun and it burns.....Pictures on 4 and 5....Looks like you got attacked by Brody Armstrong and Joan Jett at a Hot Topic store at the speed of light....Fusing your soul and the soul of some emo wanna be that can't quite get "Hey there dilaila" out of his head and hopes Hot Topic may have some sort of Hey There Dilaila Anonymous program....So he can finally straighten up his act and stop wearing tights and converse...Cause you know what......It's kind a gay.
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You would probably look better if you lost some body fat and gained a little muscle.
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PS 2 for picture 1 and 2.....-3 for picture 3....the last two....Not that I don't like the look....Just blurry. Come on...How can we even really tell it is you.
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there's alot of natural beauty trapped inside
i thought you were sexiest as a brunette
4.5 stars for being original
btw, im a grandpa - will someone loan me 3 mil
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I stand by what I said.
Pay no mind to the worthless, mundane shitheads who just want their women blonde, big boobed and fucking stupid.
Keep doing your own thing, Viv.
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I prefer the unauthorized pics.
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^ You probably shouldn't post if your getting all pussy hurt over a chick with the same style
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#32 @ Caitie
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its ON............................ cat fight
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Because dressing like some emo/indie/punk scenester make you a unique and delicate snowflake, right Caitie? Those "looks" stopped being unique the moment they became fashion sold at a mall and that happened a long time ago.
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Asshole, I'm not getting "pussy hurt", I'm just telling her to "fuck the haters".
And Weenie...My look *is* mine and mine alone...I'm no scenester, As I'm too old for that shit. I'm what you call "old school". So, yes, I am original.
Oh, by the way, Chuck Pahlaniuk called. He wants his phrase back, assmuffin.
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next
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looks like Caitie Harmful just scored with a "bitch slap" to the back of the head.
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Well, What can I say?
Most of which I had in mind has already been said by others.
You're not an ugly girl, Vivian.
You just have bad style.
I know everybody is different and has their own style, but this "style" is a bit too much and makes you look like an immature poseur.
There's a different between having your own style and dressing like a freak.
You know what, I'm 100% sure you don't even like the way you dress. You just do it to be "different". You're one of those girls that tries her hardest not to be with the "in" crowd and do what's "trendy".
Don't even try to deny it. You're predictable just like every other emo/scene/punk wannabe.
Anyway, I gave you 1 star just because 0 stars is not an option.
You have a lot of potential, though. You seem to be a cute girl under all that shit.
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hey Vivian
:)
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I just wanted the last 2 pictures to be closer....That 3rd picture looks like she recovering from surgery...Can't rethink that one.
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..and i really wish the next generic 'hot' female/celeb could get as much hate as you're throwing toward vivian for the emo/punk/scene whatever....vibe evryone's latching on....
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please let me know when that post/reply thread arrives.....
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Prefer you as a brunette, but the pics are terrible. 2 *'s.
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Well the clothes aren't that bad.
I actually think the dress in the first picture is kind of cute.
But the makeup, the hair, the piercing, and whole overall vibe she gives off is gross...
And take normal pictures for god's sake. Stop it with the retarded myspace "artsy" angled photos.
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I don't see the point of re-submitting...
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Hey Glim....
I wish when I was 15 they had a Hot Topic....Shit I had to write Sex Pistols with magic markers on my white t-shirt to show my punk faith...Even donned a mohawk or two....Maybe I'm just jealous....
Nah....I think I was just on a roll....I don't really hate anyone...Just a bit a fun.
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she looks like one of those high school wannabe punks that likes to hang out in the mall & act stupid in wal-mart...not my type
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wait...and you didn't have a foot locker store either.... ???? ;)
i wasn't even punk richard..and i have no fashion slant/skill/eye......
i'm so out of it.....
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Rich,
I was in the Boston hardcore punk scene in the mid 90's....so I know what you're talking about. I had dreds and a face full of metal and a horrible attitude to go with it.
And my husband is an original 80's NYHC kid. He still keeps in touch with a couple of the guys from a few of those bands.
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If you are serious about the 80's stuff....Ask if he knows Razzle from the Suicide Sisters....We use hang with squatters on the lower east side 89/90....Fortunately I stayed in school and moved on.
In any event Razzle and I grew up together and even played in a few bands together. Raz is still totally punk.....I of course am not....But I think we all keep that inner rebel inside of us...No matter what we do.
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Glim,
We did get a Footlocker....But that was post hang-out-at-the-mall days. In fact I think it was the exact day after.
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I'll ask him tonight.
He used to hang with Raybeez & Roger from AF, I know that much.
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caitie... the af cd i liked was justice for all. i'm not much for punk but i liked that. really liked rogers vocals on that disc. his singing on the first couple of af's disc was pretty normal in comparsion. ha ha....
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Glim...I'm more into their later stuff....and I actually prefer Madball at lot more. My main bands are Hatebreed & Blood For Blood.
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evryone is/was punk...try liking band of susans and living a non media capital in the south (when you were most enthused about music ) and i think i can make your punk tell of woe. sound just not woeful enough......
at least you punks had each other.i had no one........how about that for a scene ?????
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Where is Fernanda?
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are we being punked/pranked again cuz this broad is a -5
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well, thanks for the flashbacks and music tales caitie and richard !!!!!
:)
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Are you the same Vivian I got into a big argument with a few months ago?
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Hey Glim....I remember once tripping on acid once...Standing across the street from Washington Square park and panhandling for change....And I swear to this day....A large group of motorcycles with guys with christmas tree lit sombroes road up St Marks Place.....Weirdest night of my life. I remember the cops told these poor punks to go home....and they are like...."This is our home." It was a sad but incredible night.
Ended with the fireworks they set off in celebration of the end of the first gulf war.....or at least I thought there were fire works....
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Last time i liked you and this time,i i continue to like you even more cuz pics are funny and your purty and oh youre just fine.And freaky.
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pages 4-5 bear no resemblance at all to the first three pix.
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***'s
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You look pretty in picture 2, but it's really the only photo I can judge from because in all the other ones you are too far away or it's blurry or your hair is in your face. So, ***'s
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I liked you better as a brunette.
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Grow your hair out. Lose a lil weight. Btw, your hair is yellow.
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I hate this look. I cant see your face in any pic
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My only real complaint from last time was the lac of pictures so I guess u solved that problem here. Still, wish a lot of the pictures showed your face a little more clearly. But from what I could tell from both posts is that u have a pretty face and I like it when a girl doesn't look fresh from the cookie cutter. ****
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You can pull off both dark hair and light and short hair or long.
I like the 'Tank Girl' type pics too.
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Cute in a very adolescent way.... teen angst and whatnot. I remember making a venture to St. Marks Place when I went to NYC after high school. I was a fish out of water, but I still loved the atmosphere. I remember dating a guy in high school who used wood glue to keep his mohawk in place, he got me in to NOFX and inadvertently jumpstarted my fascination with politics and government.
Vivian, there is nothing wrong with being an individual, keep it up. Who needs a cookie-cutter life anyway?
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i'm not going to condemn this chick for being a pouser
or laud her for being unique
because in all likelihood she is neither
she seems cute and her answers are better than most
that's all we have here
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Cute, but not very exciting.
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ok not much to say since all teh pictures are from very very far away...and, the one that would REALLY show her face is completely blurry.
i think you need to resubmit your resbummition but with someone taking thepictures who actually knows how to use a camera.
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NO. no.
She is ugly. and has a stupid look.
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Nice pics Emo girl. If nothing else you are a good sport.
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The pictures leaves nothing to the imagination, except maybe a slutty look on you...but I did like your answers...that's about it....
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Finally one that appears to have a personality. Love pic 4! You look beautiful in all of them.
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Looks like a tranny.
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really cute with black hair. nothing special with blonde hair.
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Congratulations! You've just won BLOTD for 1985!
Next...
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whats with the frijole in pic # 3?..........
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Were all these pictures taken at the South Coast Plaza? Do you work there or just go there to impose your Anaheim look on the squares? Either way, I'm actually on board. A lady just has to wonder is all.
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Are these from the family album?
/3***'s
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YES
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My Kind of Lady.... Marry ME!
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Vivian, you'd be super hot if you stopped trying so hard. Put on a pair of jeans and a tank-top, take pics and send 'em in. I would go 4.5 stars, factoring in potential.
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on page 3 you look like agyness deyn, on page 5 like amy winehouse.... which means, you should keep your hair blonde and short.
your face is very pretty
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i like the pics but not for the bastardly lady of the day!
:)
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...This girl is boring, this whole thread is immensely boring and forgetable. The most entertaining BLoTD thread lately has been the Melissa one. Nearly 400 comments for that hot bitch, and Vivian dosent even have 100? BORING! Next!
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OMG where the fuck is Duckie?
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You are SO much cuter with the short blonde hair. In it, you're a bit like a latter day Edie Sedgwick, but maybe slightly more sexy and feminine looking. These pictures are much, much cuter than the first submission from your roommate.
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dunno
half blondie posh and half punky brunette
bipolar?
1 star for the posh 3 for the punky, average 2
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Vivian do you swallow?
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