Bastardly Lady of the Day - Sabrina
Monday, March 31st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Zascha Moktan, shes perfect, and HOT.
Do you like your boobs?
Sometimes... I wish they were a lil bigger, like a C.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
For $3,000,000? Bring them on!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Once, some guy said that I looked like Lindsay Lohan but that one didn't work.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Shanon from like 3/21/08 was weird. But Kimia was hot!
What makes you Bastardly?
Well because technically I am a Bastard.
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You have a pretty face. Nice body with pretty good pics. And the fact you found Kimia hot is bonus! 4 stars and a very solid Blotd.
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Sorry, but no.
1 star for you.
But who's your fire crotch friend in pic 5?
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Nice use of the ugly friend on page 5!!!
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You guys are rough... 2 stars? she deserves at least 3.5, I rounded it up to 4.
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Prettiest on page 5ive.
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are you from germany or what?
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Cute girl-next-door sort of look. Lousy myspace quality poses. Tolerable (if somewhat boring) answers. Annoying facial expressions. Pretty effing boring. But not too annoying.
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You look cute with your hair straightened. Like your jacket too.
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"Bring them on"...? So you want to do a grandpa orgy and just start making billions dont you?
You do have pretty face and beautiful eyes. Picture 5 you look a little husky, but the extra tummy on page 3 just makes you adorable and a "real" woman.
Nice.
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My favorite picture is 4 because it looks like someone just punched the redhead in the neck.
I give you this, Sabrina: you are a master of the less attractive friend principle!
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blah. nothing special
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Not feeling this one.... She is kinda cute, but way too conservative.
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I just cant get over how bad page 2 looks!!!seriously, i dont know exactly what it is,but i really didnt like page 2....anyway your answers were pretty dull,and there is nothing that stands out about you....
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3.5
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I think you're cute and you don't seem stuck up.
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You are indeed better looking your than your friends. Hopefully they encouraged your cute ass to send in pics. They should have encouraged you to send in some much needed bikini and lingerie pics if you really wanted to win. Your answers seemed half-hearted but honest enough got me not to despise them. Actually they are more like 2%-hearted. If you think you can get by on your looks alone, sorry.. you are nowhere near that hot or attractive.
On the plus, your skin is amazing. I want to lick it.
Your body is a 3 definitely better than avg. but your boring pics and lame answers knock you down to a 2. Have some personality for christ's sake. You can phone it in AFTER your slut your way to fame like paris hilton. Try resubmitting. And leave out your sour friends... and most of your clothes. (And if you have nudes, send them to me privately)
Body 2.5
Face 2.5
Pics 1.5
Answers 2.0
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final: 2.0 (not an avg)
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To me u look different on almost all the pics. On page 5 u look the prettiest. You're cute but not hot 3 stars.
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Molly Maid is here:):):)
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Not bad. Not bad at all...
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Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Once, some guy said that I looked like Lindsay Lohan but that one didn't work
could someone tell me which celeb i should tell sabrina she looks like/that will work !!!!
thanks in advance. :)
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Uhh, not so much.
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You're not bad but your choice of pictures is bad.
Take better quality pictures where you're not making funny faces and get back to us...
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love the bushman eyebrows, tho theyre too far apart...
and for some reason, you remind me of a brunette Brooke Hogan...
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Ahh! I knew you reminded me of someone and I finally know who.
You look like this Israeli girl I know named Deborah.
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I could go either way.
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Glimmer....Lindsay Lohan is about as far as your can get from this girl so anyone your can think of would be in range. I'd suggest a Natalie Portman sans "I know everything attitude."
If that doesn't work just tell her she looks like some girl you knocked up once and could she help jog your memory with a good humping. Just tell her your hooked on phonics and can she help a fellow out and she's all yours.
:O)
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some guy, you may regret saying that on this forum.... ;)
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Oh yeah Deborah!
Thanks Ana for bring it around so we call relate...Not.
Just messing with ya.
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Richard-Schlichting...i got it...i just copied/paste that stuff. you're a genius. *thank you* :)
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LMAO Glimmer...Instant Classic!
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haha Richard ;D
I was just thinking out loud
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Your comment to some guy I mean....
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deborah is too well known in the south. we're sort of behind culturally 'down here'. ;)
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Heyyyy Let's not take the attention away from Sabrina!
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@ Glimmer As far as who does she look like....
Page 1 - Natalie Portman (agree with Richard)
Page 5 - Jamie Lynn Spears (the eyes)
Page 6 - Michelle Branch
Please let me know which one helps you get into her pants.
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"a celebration of an instant classic"
coming to bookstore soon. thanks richard !!! :)
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Pic 2 – “Where’s my ale Wench”
Pic 4 – Fucking Ducks Lips…
Pic 5 – Well she does make you look better
Okay I guess....
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Page 5 saved it for you.
/4****'s
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I gave her a 5 out of 5!
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ACE.... you've got a hard of gold... :)
i'm, not sure which of you suggestions i'm gonna try first...
but i'm ready just in case...
;)
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The shocker .........
Glimmer, you sexual deviant
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"I just cant get over how bad page 2 looks!!!seriously, i dont know exactly what it is,but i really didnt like page 2....anyway your answers were pretty dull,and there is nothing that stands out about you...." -
Just get drunk at Octoberfest and you'll need a third leg for your Lederhosen after looking at that photo.
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Tray-C...You funny...Pic 2.... :O)
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ana, *sigh* you know me to well... ;)
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I was just kidding :-P
You're not a sexual deviant. I just like calling people that...Take it as a compliment :D
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Cute. Nothing to complain about. Page 5 is pure genius. The hideous red head makes you look super hot.Good job. Next time more be a little more risky. Give of some ass shots and some underwear poses.
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Oh, oh.....Ana....Me next!
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You're cute, definitely better looking than your friends! Just a suggestion if you decided to do a BLOTD revisited, DO NOT send in pictures with you and your friends! That usually costs you points, we want to see you, not your friends.
I purposely sent in pictures of myself without my friends (which was hard to do!!) when I did BLOTD revisited...
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Pic 2: She's barefoot, and (almost) in the kitchen. I'll just make her pregnant, and it'll be the pre-lib trifecta.
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uh sorry diamonad joe...you witty and you're a diamond even...but you can't just go to the front of line. i mean really... ;)
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ana i did take it as a compliment. :)
uh, as long as i'm before richard. that's the important thing. *ha ha ha*
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Of course you're before Richard Shitking
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I mean Shlichting!
hahaha I love the movie Flirting with disaster
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mental note: i've got to finally watch flirting with disater. thanks.. :)
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aka shitking...The one, the only.
Yes Glimmer. Great movie. I probably like it better than most of the Ben Stiller schlock and I am a fan.
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Flirting with disaster? It's a fab flick.
Just ask the twins.
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so very boring, average to below average....how old are you? you already look like a freaking housewife.
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nice pics
answers were alright
you are not ugly or below average
you seem nice and approachable
nice hair in the first and second pics !!!
3.5 out of 5 stars
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Pic 2 made me laugh but was also slightly hot. Humorotic perhaps? Your answers were so-so but I think you included pictures to kind of show what you're like. ***
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aww i actually like you! you seem very down to earth and sweet! its good that ur not one of those attention whore blotd's, haha.:)
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oh and i forgot to mention, you are cute and have this innocent wibe about you. i could see why guys on this site would find your answers boring * rolls eyes*
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shouldve left out picture 4.
not bad otherwise. prettyish face.
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vibe** dammit
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3 stars.
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not bad...would've been 3 stars but you know how to use the ugly friend to make yourself look good...so 4 stars
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you seem sweet, I like your hair, face is kinda cute too, ***
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er, yeah 3*'s from me as well. her skin looks gorgeous in pic 5, but maybe im just comparing her to the other chick in the picture haha
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cute face....pretty eyes....average gal....with not-so-average friends!!!! oh well...looking forward to tomorrow.
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nice... however...
check out ginger friend in pic 5!!! dear lord keep her away from anything that can document her exsistance. i.e camera, cam-recorder, mobile phone with camera features... security cameras at the mall or anyother place that has them... erm... artist with photographic memories that can easily paint her portrait with one glance or any artist in general (for safty reasons), and ofcourse here at bastardly.
with that said your pretty hot. 4 stars.
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Nice skin...I think that about covers it.
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Yawn. She bores me.
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LOOKS LIKE JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!!!!
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The first thing I thought when I saw the first picture was a cross between Natalie Portman and whoever the girl was who played the french girl Noique in the movie Better Off Dead. Yeah, pretty obscure, I know, but it really is the first thing that came to mind!
The picture selection is lacking, but in the first 2 pictures her face looks especially pretty.
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^^ Monique, not Noique!
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My god this bitch is homely. She is like a cross between a kid with down syndrome and a pig. Bring on the plastic barbies. don't waste our time with this shit.
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natural cutie
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I can't find a damn excuse she posted her pics...
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Me likee
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She is very pretty
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why all the ginger hate???
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Ehh. Nothing too great, but she's got a certain elan. I'd cum in her ass.
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Yeah, like Leni said, you look you're a sweet person, and I kinda dig your old fashion hairstyle and clothing style. THE '70ies ROCK!!!
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is that Carrot Top in pic 5?
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