whats UP with pic # 3

not bad. bet you get fat!

*** just because you had the balls to post yourself

Is The Bastardly the only available website they get down there in Brazil? Or is it just a national requirement that every Brazilian girl submit her photos here for BLOTD?

I JUST SHOT NY BRAZILIAN SIZED LOAD ON MY POODLE

Features on the face are boring. Nose is a little too fat for my taste. Body looks borderline fat.

She's a cow. I like how you sucked your belly in for that bikini shot.

Don't worry, all the guys with fat wives and girl friends will defend you and say "you are a real woman".

Call me Pri, as in Pri-mature? Pri-mary? Pri-mate?
So, the new episode of BLOTD turns into madness returns. I'm excited and looking forward to it.

Enough with the Brazilian girls!!!!

she's not fat people, she's just big boned

the only thing i like about you is your hair...and just because your boobs are huge doesnt mean they are sexy or anything...do they sag, are they perky? (i doubt), how is the shape? how is the nips? I will let McPerv address this issue as tityology is his major...your face is nothing special and look really busted in a few pix.

I want to snap your pretzel.

Whatever! Pracilla is fuckin hotness! Don't Play the HATE!

your face looks the best on page 1...when i saw it, i thought ooh a cute girl and clicked on the rest, hoping to see more but the rest is nothing similar to what is on page 1 and very deceiving!

average face, thick body, nice hair and boobs, overall ***

The future is probably very bleak for you, but at 19 your not too bad. I agree with an uncertified bastard that your nose is too fat, and I sense buck teeth. Your boobs are not huge, but very nicely sized(possibly huge by Brazilian standard)and you are definably not a cow. I would have liked you very much when I was 19 or 20. Keep up the thigh master. *** and a half, if I may be permitted...

My boobs are huge?!?! That's like me saying my cock is huge.

You're juggy. I like that. You're a bit thick for my tastes but I now there's other Bastardly regulars that would go for that. I don't get the girls who say they wouldn't fuck an old guy for $3 mill. I would fuck an old guy for that much cheese and I'm not even gay. So you're a liar. I don't like that. What was wrong with pic 3? I hope it wasn't a tit shot.

return of the brazilians! lol.

and your stomach looks ridiculous on page 5. stop sucking it in, it looks unnatural and freaky. im sure it would look better with a slight bulge

You look like this chubby, homely, aboriginal girl that works at the gas station.

ohh, and definately worth looking at, thank you for submitting your pics.

i think she's pretty

Boring face. Youre definately not fat, but you look stupid with that obvious sucked in stomach. I think youd look pretties if your eyebrows were a little thinner (not hooker pencil thin ofcourse) and had a slightly dif shape.
I like your shiny hair.

*prettier

I feel cheated without seeing pic #3.

I vote cute (4 stars), but please rotate some of your photos so I don't have to turn my head sideways to look at them.

I want to give you an eggroll. I want to touch your candy corn. I want to tighten your belt.

First, what a liar on the 3mil question…

Second, hahaha you plug your nose when you swim

Third, suck in that gut girl…

Fourth, although you hair is long and looks healthy it does nothing for you – you should really look into getting a style cut into it…

Fifth, Your rack is a great asset – you should learn to us it more… which includes more pictures of it….

Overall okay I guess…

*This* doesn't make you bastardly. It makes you a desperate, attention whore.

And why does EVERY GODDAMN BLOTD have to defend that fact that she's "like, totally not a, like, lesbian"??? We didn't ask you if you were a lesbian. Its a fucking hypothetical question. Look it up in the dictionary. Crist.

*Christ...

Goddammit. That's what posting in anger does.

Cute

cummon Buck, that all you got?

nice... erm... hair?
i'll leave it there.

me's tired of the brazilian bitches.
even the ugly ones are stuck up or think too much of themselves

Good selection of pictures, however you look like this fat middle eastern slut my boyfriend used to date so that loses you points in my eyes. Looking a little lady boyish in some of those shots too. The foundations are there, however you need some work. Lose a few pounds, pluck your brows and you'll be halfway to looking like an average Brazilian hottie who gives Bastardly horndogs boners, which im sure is your goal?

You look like David Archuleta in drag. No stars.

Ya, we need some of you gals from Uruguay to submit your pics. To many Brazilians. Is this the only country in South America that has the interweb tubes hooked up to it?

You're cute, and sexy. You've lied about your boobs though, I don't see the 'HUGE' in them.

You are alright, i prefer thin girls.

Hit it. ***

"Hi, I'm Pri and my teeth point forward."
Cheyenne Silver beaten with an ugly stick anyone?

Alright, I'll be a bit more kind.... ****

You look like you'd be a good time. Your boobs are nice from what I can see but not "huge". I like your smile and that long dark hair of yours. At 19 you are still probably tight and full of energy - me likes!

You better be real careful though, I can see "Big Girl" screaming to come out in another few years. I've seen it happen to plenty of girls after high school, they were hot and then exploded by the time they graduated from college.

Ohh and I can appreciate not giving it up for 3 mill to an old dude (I wouldn't do some old wrinkley woman for that either) but how about $300 for a middle aged semi-attractive well groomed guy?

I kinda have to agree with francois-antoine #35. These girls from Brazil seem to think they're all 10's. Ever been to Norway or Sweden? They don't go around thinking they're all that.

i will bone her...

Yeah...Go to Budapest and they would be jumping of roof tops.

Nice chest, bad face.

Nice boobies but da face is butttttttttaaaaaaaa

Points for the amount of photo's. The quality is a bit rough, and why can't anyone hold a camera straight anymore.

She's ok (I do love Brazilian women), but she's no where near the top of the honey's that country has to offer. I think I'd have to pass on this one

And thats the bottom line...

Pretty, Dig the eyes. She got sexy junk tho. Digg.

I want to train you. Explain how the forms should be prepared. Cut and paste a cover letter togther. Print and copy. Cut a check. Get signatures. I want to show you everything.

Very nice body, mediocre face. She seems a little bland to be "Brazilian"

Yes, I have a PhD in Titology, and bigger does not mean better.

Perkiness, proportion to rest of body, and shape are the major factors, though so are nipple placement, size, and color.

Small and perky will always beat large and saggy.

That said, from what I can tell, I like her tits and think she's a cute girl. I would have preferred that she not suck in her belly on pic 5.

Not in your league, d55, but a cute girl.

Anyone else notice that horribly regrettable tat? I'm sure that will look real cute at 50.

I have to agree that all the pictures after the first one were a bit of a letdown. I wonder what I'm missing in pic 3 and am I the only one surprised by the lack of butt? I mean it's there but looking at the rest of her, it seems like there should be more.

hahah @ #7 that killed me. she looks like the male version of anna paquin.

I want to ask you about how your finals went while wearing the same mustard yellow shirt and pant combo that I have worn every single day for the last seven years,
and then,
when you tell me that they went okay,
I want to mention how I went for a test drive in a new Lexus just the other day,
mimicking how I took the turns,
making the sounds of a car in acceleration.
And while I tell you all of this I'm going to gently stroke my own beard, in approximation of how I would touch the downy peach fuzz of your vagina,
a sweet,
sweet vagina,
I'm sure,
one that I would like to rapidly penetrate with my midget-sized meat knife.

b
bu
but
butt
butte
butter! (face)

PAGE 5!!! I JUST SAW IT! SUCKING IN!!

average face,
nice breasts
nice hair

From what I can tell...

Nice boobs
Love the hair
Cute eyes
Pudgy (as said before, she will be a plumper before you know it)
Big nose (on some shots)

call me Pri,

no

#53- Then shouldn't you be Dr. McPerv? You have the education, man; don't be afraid to flaunt it!

You have pretty hair and a nice smile.

These virgins are confused, don't worry about them.

I'd splat on your chin

Well I am annoyed by self-congratulatory PhD's who want others to refer to them as "Dr." Even worse are the hyper-pretentious, narcissistic assholes who refer to *themselves* as "Dr.", you aren't supposed to refer to yourself with such titles. Unless I am in your office and you are an MD, shut the fuck up about your title.

So I prefer to be modest about my impressive credentials in the field of titology. I am also an expert in the field of Assology, even though I am self-taught in that regard.

Slutty tat, ugly jaw and face, thunder thighs, mr chubby wants to go to sleep now.

Viva Brasilia!

got MILK!!!!!!

Buttaface! What happened to your face anyway? Looks like you got kicked in the forehead by a donkey and went retarded as a result.

She looks like that handicapped girl who used to play on the Facts of Life.

lol @ john #62

Brazilians are fugly and fat

I agree with #30 - no need to preface the answer to question #1 with ( basically ) "no homo" .....most of us here could care less about someones sexual orientation.

Ok....pic 5 is laughable. Some girls do try to suck in their stomach, but you get the blue ribbon for making it so obvious.

3***'s

/nice body

@ 74. Your beloved Alessandra Ambrosio is Brazilian, jackass.

Where is everyone today?? seems so quiet.

And to the girl posted here: you need braces STAT. And to go on a diet (22 lbs or 10 kg at least).

@ 78. Apparently Pam took the day off.

Moe, please make my guestbook disabled, everyone stay away from me, don't you idiots write in my guest book. EVER

oh eve, spoke too soon :p

@ 82. Me and my big mouth...

Hi Pam, I missed you.

Yeah, u can do that urself. Just go to edit ur profile and click the circle next to "Disabled" under "User Guestbook" and then hit submit. Someone had to state the obvious, may as well be me.

i wish john would post more. or i should read more comments on this site.

haha I have not been on for ages and I see pams having another strop lol. BLOTD u have really nice hair/eyes.

You're cute. In some of the pictures you look a bit chubby, but not in the 5th pic

Reminds me a little bit of Anna Paquin.

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she look like dog kaka

Are you seriously holding your nose underwater? Oh thats just so sexy. Well, as everyone else has said, the sucking in picture looks ridiculous. Since apparently no one in Brazil will tell you who you look like, I will. You look like the fat Kardashian sister.

OH dear Lord, where do I start?

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PLEEEEEEEASE FUGLY BRAZILIAN GIRLS, STOP POSTING PICS HERE!

I'm brazilian too, and you're embarassing me!! You're damn fug, just get a clue! Get a fucking clue!!!

You're fat, you're body looks all wobbly, pasty, you've got saggy tits, daaaamn ugly face (you look like a man) and you look poor. That's right, I said it, you look poor. You look like you live in the north area of Brazil, where the isn't ONE SINGLE HUMAN who is beautiful.

"Pri", pelamordedeus, do you REALLY think you're hot? Well, I'm glad you have such high self esteem, 'cause giiiiirrrrlll... you're gonna need it!

This website isn't called "Bastardly" for nothing, dear.

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PLEEEEEEEASE FUGLY BRAZILIAN GIRLS, STOP POSTING PICS HERE!

I'm brazilian too, and you're embarassing me!! You're damn fug, just get a clue! Get a fucking clue!!!

You're fat, you're body looks all wobbly, pasty, you've got saggy tits, daaaamn ugly face (you look like a man) and you look poor. That's right, I said it, you look poor. You look like you live in the north area of Brazil, where the isn't ONE SINGLE HUMAN who is beautiful.

"Pri", pelamordedeus, do you REALLY think you're hot? Well, I'm glad you have such high self esteem, 'cause giiiiirrrrlll... you're gonna need it!

This website isn't called "Bastardly" for nothing, dear.

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^ The girl is ugly indeed. But you're one big stinking asshole.

HER NOSE IS DISTURBING ME..... THICK PASTY NOSE AND FAT ASS LOL, I love her hair tho ;-)