Bastardly Lady of the Day - Olga
Monday, March 24th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

Hi guys! My name is Olga, from Poland. I have also Russian and Ukrainian roots. I study American Philology at the university. I teach rich bastards business english after hours... I adore mountain biking and Lance Armstrong! I would kill for American citizenship to vote for Rudy Giuliani if he hadn't resigned... feel free to comment my body and everything! Enjoy and thanks in advance!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Sophie Monk. She is literally the most juicy girl out there. Therefore I can't stand Natalie Portman. She is everything but a woman.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes I love them. They grew pretty big in the last year. But still, in my opinion they are hot as hell.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No. Of course I am not prudish but it's all about aesthetics. Am I screwing my ass in the gym to go for some grandpa-aged bored millionaire like J. Howard Marshall? C'mon.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I've been told I look a lot like Anna Kournikova and Romy Schneider (life partner of Alain Delon).
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I liked this anorexic girl. Beautiful features but not enough meat on bones. And its all about a fine rack, isnt it?
What makes you Bastardly?
I am a curly rounded blonde with a nice package and a decent piece of brain inside. What would Jesus want more?
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











Damn, i love blondes.
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oh....hell....no.
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smart girl..she looks best in far away bikini shots (and not close-up face shots!)
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"What would Jesus want more?"
Jesus would want you to lose weight and buy sunscreen lotion, for instance.
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You seem like a sweet girl. I'll give you three stars. You lose points for saying that you'd vote for Guiliani. That makes me question your sanity.
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I can't really see your face, **
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she seems to have a decent body. Her answer were meh. Overall 3 stars.
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in the pics of u in a bikini u look cute, although a bit chunky in the lower half.....but i didnt really like the rest of the pics.....anyway, as svetlana said...smart girl, u know your streghts....
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The pic on page #5 would have been your picture, but too bad the camera was in the way. I prefer to see a woman dressed up to go out or to dinner than in a bikini.
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I agree with Eve
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do you hate your face? i can almost never see it and in the ones it's barely visible, you are either covering it with your hand or there is dark lighting...here is what jesus would want: for you to have a more feminine face
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Yes, more shots of your face. A little make up and you would probably look have way decent. It seems though you are least proud of your face.
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You look good in a bikini - from afar.
By the time you're 40 you're going to look like you're 80+ if you keep tanning like that.
Wanting to vote Republican (if you could), which makes you VERY unattractive -1,000 *'s
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can someone please tell me the purpose of page 5? is she showing off she has 2 working arms?
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haha,d55.. and some of you people on here wan't every woman to lose weight.
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Stop pretending to be smart; she is using the word `aesthetics` in the completely wrong context...get a dictionary.
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@ 16. Yes, some weight. Not *ALL* the weight, so don't get cocky.
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Fuuurrrryyyy ARMS EEEEKKKKK
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I just read your comments and saw "Natalie Portman - She is everthing but a woman." What is that supposed to mean? She is one of the most beautiful women in the world who also happens to be talented, smart, sexy, and appears to be a sweetheart. Sadly, I don't think you have any of these qualities.
I hope you NEVER become a citizen of my country!
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lots of Polish girls here.....just noticed
I hope A. will send in her pics again soon
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Leni, was she (A) a BLotD before?
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I'd hit it atleast 3 times.........sober
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The tan's nice. Pic 5 - your point of postn it???
Her face is average considering I've seen alot worse pics of women with no make-up, ALTHOUGH SHE DOES HAVE THE POTENTIAL 2 LOOK MANLY.
BLOTD - not really. Y not have pics dressed up like a woman, afterall, this is BASTARDLY. Have some pride and put some make-up on.....
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well, i just read what ACE said about NAtalie Portman, and she hapens o be one of my personal favs as well.....what doesnt make her a woman??
anyway, i liked u a bit more the first time i saw ur submission, but now i like u even less.....
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"A".....See below for A and her older sister.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/12/14/bastardly-ladies-of-the-day...
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The first picture is my favourite. Nice profile. Your answers are okay too. I can how, from your point of view, that of liking Sophie Monk so much, how Natalie Portman wouldn't be your thing.
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#22 Pam, yes, A. was a BLotD, she's my fave one, check my profile, she's there :) you'll like her, she's slim and blonde with blue eyes
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Yes, she's fine!! She's the younger one? Anyway, I got another photo on my profile, Leni!
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Oh right, I remember her Richard.
Impressive.
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whooohooo, gorgeous pic!!! Pam you know I can't compliment you and Damla or A. here cuz SOME PEOPLE think I'm a lezzie, so don't tempt me, hahahahaha :) you remind me of Britt Ekland, google her!!!
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No thanks. You're short and fat and your boobs aren't even that big. Nice thunder thighs though.
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Too many bad things going on here for me to properly comment. Sorry!
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Wow, she's gorgeous, Leni!! I love the sixties look!! In general!!
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#34 yes, B.E is gorgeous, I always been a fan of hers :) and you do look like her, you lucky you
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Yea pic was quite pointless...
One the whole: One star. Pass. Next!
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My pic is from 2005. I was (kinda) a good girl then, allthough I've never quite been a good girl..
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Toasty and chunky...Man I'm hungry..
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37,
so did u get uglier during the process? cant wait for your blotd...ha...good to see your face finally...you arent 12 but act like 12...you need help big fucking time...i think you have the IQ of a child, Pam...you always cry on the bastardly and cry for attention most of the time, as well...and your face is really busted...whats with your ugly eyes? they are huge and saggy...and your face seems to be drooping downward...you have a square shaped face with jaws bigger than your forehead...haha
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I'm going to have to respectfully decline on this one. Can't put a finger on what I don't like here, but pass.
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Will you be my cum bucket?
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and not to mention, you look like a psychopath...that look in your eyes...creepy shit...do you do coke on a regular basis? you really look like a crack-whore.
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wow, d55, I really don't wanna fight, so I'll ignore those remarks you made about me.
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^ why not? you talked so much shit when your pic wasnt up after seeing my pic...haha, now, it's fair game...run your mouth, pam
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haha good to see the faces of bitches that talked shit about me...like i guessed, they are ugly
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PS: you do have a cute face, kinda
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Yes Leni, I do think that you like to lick on Damla's clit. I don't have a problem with that though.
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I love Ukrainian girls. My peeps come from the Tarnipol/L'vov area. But you said you have brains but you'll vote for Rudy? Hmm.
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Ok, d55, enough is enough.
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Who's the dude in the white on page #7...?
Oh....
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47,
what the fuck? what are you another Pam? talking random shit?
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49,
u crying yet or should i try harder? haha
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Well that made my day! I thought I had big thighs! Guess not woo!
Asides from that, I can't see your face and I thought your answers were a little on the "try-hard" side.
2 stars
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d55, I think you're way above this. I can totally understand though.....
Pammy your picture makes me think of late night foreign Cinemax soft core porn flicks we would watch a kids, cause we thought it was naughty.
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Now Daenerys, if that is your picture on your profile. You are supercute.
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Richie, you agree with d55? :(
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54,
hahaha, it's fun making fun of people who were running their mouths when they didnt have the guts to show their own faces...now, her own face is shown, she cant take shit, which is only fair game...she is the one that talked shit about me for no reason...I wasnt offended or hurt at all but very annoyed cuz she didnt show her own pic then....there is a few others on my list like Omega, Alex, Oyropan...haha
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Yes Richard that's me, just about a month or two ago. It's off my facebook haha.
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Not necessarily....What comes around goes around....Karma is a bitch....
I think you are reeping what you sow.
I any even I didn't mean for my other comment to to be taken badly...You just remind a lot of one of those 70's european actresses. Like Elki Summer....I didn't expect you to look like that at all though.
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yes, Pam, you look like a porn chick in cheaply-made adult movies...how old are you? 30? you look 30
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No, I was with so much make up there, and, d55, I only said those things about you cause I was angry, you know that
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i'd tap it on her forehead. wow, lay off the kielbasa. i've done worse tho.
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Fat thighs, plain face.
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61,
it doesnt matter...you cant talk shit about people and start whining and crying when they do the same to you...you need to get your shit together...you can only receive respect as much as you give to others...you also need to have a thicker skin and not be offended so easily...why are you so emotional? i saw you a few times on the bastardly posting in a way as if you were crying...you need to chill and stop acting like an attention whore...act like your age, whatever that is, and i am sure it is above 12.
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yeah right she wouldn`t sleep with an 80 year old for 3 million dollars.Hey bitch you can lie to americans and english people on here but i am romanian and i know you lie miserably.
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haha co za odwaga.
gratulacje!
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The pics went from hey to uhh... to bad to worse. I did like the dark face pic. Nice smile. However, while I CAN technically have sex with your smile, I do enjoy the other jiggly bits as well. You kinda of have dumpy man parts. Which is odd for a wannabe anorexic. Your answers show you have nothing upstairs and your body has nothing downstairs or outside or in the yard. Bad tits, terrible figure, shallow answers.
BTW, I just think it's slightly creepy someone is taking pics of you (for you) while you are tanning by the pool. Now I know what it's like to peep on you while you sleep. Thanks.
Less than avg without being repulsive.
2*s and no chance of BLOTD (even if it is only monday)
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Hm. There appears to be a breach...
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0 stars for dissing natalie portman. fuck you, you goddamn pollack
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The comment about 'this anorexic chick', which I assume is Amber, disturbs me.
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Pic 7: face is not great, body seems acceptable but overall not really more than 3 star material here
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@63 You remind me of Gemma Ward.
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How does wanting to go les for sophie monk equate to hating natalie portman, exactly? Not overly impressed.
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Thank you, #74!
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Creepy voyeuristics pics of u tanning, inexplicable portman hate, saying you'd vote for Rudy if u could and no real quality shots of your face. Still, I have this suspicion that you won't finish any lower than 4th in this week's voting. Just a hunch I have. **
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I'm really not happy with the BLotD pictures of me, I look like a dead person..
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blah.....
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you have a very masculine face.
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.....not impressed...not impressed at all....
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*voyeuristic, that was bugging me.
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#48 duh, whatever, think whatever you want um k, I know you'd change your opinion if you got the chance to meet me in person
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Olga, honey, I think you fell asleep while sun bathing.
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d55 - I APPLAUD YOU!!!!
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merry, you got a problem??
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Guillermo nailed it, all the way. You do seem very sweet. Please use sunscreen. 3 stars.
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The lurker (myself) believes that Pam has issues. Get it straight, hon!
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I do not have issues. I do not care if you think so.
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There is not one decent face shot in the bunch, but from what I can see, your face is not much to look at. I can see you tan a LOT, so your skin will probably look like an old burlap sack by age 25, which won't help you much.
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#88 whyohwhy - LOL Couldn't have said it better
PAM - what IS your problem???
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Oh I like this one
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merry, what's YOUR problem?? What have I done to you??
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Merry..Does have a problem. I think she might be close to 10...and that is out of 5...Have you submitted your photos yet?
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Oh, I somehow missed the diss on Natalie. I'm gonna have to detract a star for that, Olga. You just can't slam Luke and Leia's mom like that and get away with it.
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Moe and Jackson, I hope you see this now, I sent you guys an e-mail that I wanna cancel my BLotD thing, I hope you will. Thanks.
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Richard, I have posted pics. Why would ya think I have a problem? Go back through my comments and let me kno exactly where me having a problem with good ole Pam came up???
Pam - same goes 4 you.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@PSC: There is much fear in you. Be careful, you know what that leads to... =)
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JumpingIsUseless - LMAO @ YOUR COMMENT
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Have I missed something? Why is everyone dissing Pamela?
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@ merry: Yeah, I just couldn't resist. JRF put star wars into my head with her comment. =)
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JumpingIsUseless - This is BASTARDLY.COM, WE DON'T HAVE 2 RESIST!!! LOL
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Oh please. You have an ugly face and a stalky body. What curves are you talking about? Page 5 is your most flattering picture. Also, perhaps you should "screw [your] ass in the gym" some more. Your legs are a bit fat.
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That face is definitely not attractive. Body looks somewhat better.
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@ # 83 - It's called sarcasm Sweetie :S lol
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I wasn't dissing Pam. Making light of the situation, definitely. She does need to be warned against the dark side though.
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You think highly of yourself huh Leni lol?
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JIU - Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?;)
Pam - I suggest a new strategy. Let the wookiee win.
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damn!!! D55 is dangerous
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...oh and 3* for this BLOTD.
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face is unattractive
body is average
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sorry I just wouldn't rollover you
the tanning thing upsets me cause I know its gonna look like dying skin in the future, eesh
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3*'s, whats up everyone???
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#114 Asshole By Nature
"3*'s, whats up everyone???"
Who knows, I think she is worth a star not three
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I think it's so silly that no one ever gets less than two or more than four (stars).
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One of my best friend is called Olga so i cant dislike you.I have a thing for Olgas.
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#108 nah, I only meant you'd know I'm not a lesbian when you knew me in person, that's all I meant, you could tell I'm not attracted to girls :)
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Yeah, ya'll will not see my gorgeously skinny body. But Moe & Jackson have and you all will not
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I think the star rating should be left to the registered users or the commenters only; the other humans that traffic this site tend to mess up the voting. As this is the bastardly,let the bastards decide. Anyhoo, she's ugly.
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@119 You not doing it now then Pamela?
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Nah, ya'll find me ugly, anyway
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That's a big assumption Pamela. But it is your choice. And if you don't feel comfortable with doing it, well, that's just the way it has to be.
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aww Pam you should do it, I won't say anything bad and by the looks of your pic you are pretty.
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She looks like a washed out black and white photo to me.
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Thank you, Daenerys, at least one person on here is sane :)
Anyways, I think I wanna do it maybe later, and with better pics, the lighting was very bad and such.
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Pamela, you remind me a little bit of Xenia Seeberg.
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#126, Pam, helloo, at least one person???? what bout me????
I still think you resemble Britt Ekland and you should do BLotD, you've got ***** from me
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Oh, sorry, Leni. I wasn't thinking right.. and btw that pic of me was made small, and is maybe not as good as the original one. D55 is way off with her comments on me, I must say.
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I won't butt in between you and D55, I think you look like a doll and it's a compliment, I know reading all hatefull comments may hurt but hey, the most important thing is like you feel about yourself, remember how I did BLotD, some people said I'm beautiful/cute, some said I look like a man pig, ugly wrinkled whore, I'm too fat etc, I don't care really, it's just someone's opinion ok, so if you decided to do BLotD, just do it!
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2 stars.... your guy friend just killed you!!!!! Learn how to TAN or STAY AWAY from the BEACH!!!!!!!!
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My comment #130 was for Pam of course
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Pam - U really shouldn't be so down on yourself.
Why such low self esteem???
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You obviously don't spend enough time at the gym. You sound dumb as well. It's one thing to be smart, and another to think and call yourself smart. You further confirm my belief that blondes are dumb and unsexy.
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Well, I kinda like my profile pic and I was just kinda shocked at what d55 said about it.
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Pam it was probably because you called her a chipmunk in the past and you appear to have the same face shape, but you seriously need to think better about yourself, you're a very attractive girl and you can't be down on yourself because of Dam's comment, have you seen how many negative things people said bout me, yes I hurt but only for a second.
If you do BLotD you gotta be prepared for the worst, but I know many 'bastards' will like you
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Wait Leni, I have the same face shape?? Oh, thanks a lot, Leni
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I'm the hell outta here, Leni my "friend" says I have a chipmunk face, Moe, you cancel my BLotD, or I will sue you and this site.