Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mila
Friday, April 25th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

Hi I'm Mila and I'm Alexandra's friend...she was a BLOTD pretty recently. So I wanted to show you I'm not some coward or freak.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
'm not saying I'm bisexual, but there are so many of them...let's say Jolie.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, they do me very big favours sometimes
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No, I'm not so desperate for money and just the thought is "eww"
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Well, I get Rachel Bilson very often. But I don't like her so much ...so avoid!
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Yeah , Alexandra of course...she's my number one.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm biatch :] respect!
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spandex is not your friend.
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You're a far-away beauty, by that I mean you look pretty from far away - up close, not so much. Only pic that shows promise is the last one but, it's cut too short below the neck.
Looks like you like to have a good time & might be fun(easy) to hang out with... 3*'s because you're not fugly.
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looks like a Long Island or Jersey chick
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kinda boring. hey at least you got in a horndog inspired lesbian shot in there. that may have bumped up you star rate to 3.
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also reminded me of nicole ritchie look, from a few years ago
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Damn... you look WORN DOWN for someone so young. And almost ALL of your friends are cuter than you.
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U look like Brett Michaels lost O.C.D brother in picks 10 & 11.
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Please go away. I want my clicks back. Only nice pic was you kissing a hotter girl than you,I think she is out of your league. Now you can go away
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Not really that hot + lots of douchebags on display = no stars.
But.. lesbo kissies = 3 stars!!
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nope. after further browsing the lesbian horndog inspired pic bumped your rating up to 2 stars. i am a bastard...
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Is it tough being the ugly one?
Maybe you can work harder and try and be the stupid one. You're almost there.
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for once the widget rating is accurate
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#3 she’s not bi or anything – she just likes to experiment
#5 hahaha the douches…
#7 what the fuck…
#8 by this time I’m guessing that is your boyfriend…
#10 #11 dear lord you look half dead – pointless pictures
I still claim that any of these BLOTD's would sleep with an old man for 3 mil...
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It's called AA...Try a meeting....
Seriously though....I really like the first picture....But after that...
Let's just say if Alexandra was a car wreck...Mila is a train wreck down a sharp ravine into a crocodile filled polluted river...by the last photo I need my own sunglasses to stop the burning.
I'd really like to be nicer, but you are so Bayonne it hurts....BTW...Get a new computer...That ACER from 1994 can't even run Windows 98.
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I am mad that I went through all the pictures, they just kept getting worse.
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me like mila! lol
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pretty from far away, like #2 said. #3, i'm from north jersey and no one looks like this. the girls look like anyone else in the country, except they may be dressed better because they have more money
also, the ratings are fucked. right now it said 0 stars and like a negative 7 million rating
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Alexandria is dumb
but u are so much dumber than she is.
U saw what she got at the hands of the Bastards and yet still u submitted pics!
Did u think u were hotter/sexier???
U should have learnt a lesson from her experience cuz your comments are gonna be worse. But since you're a "biatch" ....they're well deserved!!
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I have to admit that in the first picture she kind of looks like that E! Channel greek chick....I can't remember her name for the life of me, but she wore that great dress to the Oscars a couple years ago...Yeah..Her.
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Maria Menounos...thats who Richard
and she does look like her a little bit in the first pic.
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Yak, yak, yak!
I wonder how those far below average chicks even dare to send in their picks.
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Make up is definitely your friend....
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boring...and average
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You look like you need to take a nap. Your eyes looks tired and old. Not ugly, but far from pretty. Bangable, but not worth the hassle.
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Your eyes are kinda scary
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You're okay. You don't deserve a bashing.
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Meh. I won't hate on you but I can't give you any complements either. 2 stars.
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You come off as a bit of a slut.
And a bad one, too.
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Maria Menounos...Yah...That it. Thanks Honey!
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did you say Rachel Bilson? i dont see it..
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You won me over with the pic on page 3!
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so where is the boob and ass shots? If I want to see retard faces I got a few living next door...nothing really caught my eye in any of your pictures...Next.
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ewwwwwwww, on #2...that is nasty shit.
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I assume you are in Bulgaria like your friend. You are probably hot for Bulgaria. Not so much where I'm from.
# 2 Guillermo got it right.
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what a waste of time and genetic material...
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you look dead...damn
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I think the widget might be correct on this one!
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Your walls are filthy, the score is about right....clean up.
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RICHARD SCHLICHTING!!!
you just stole my comment. I'm suing.
eh, great minds?
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Ew. And Rachel Bilson? She's one of the cutest actresses out there right now, and you're a... ew.
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Lol at the term "far away beauty".
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This one time.....at band camp.....you got beat with an ugly stick didn't you?
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How come all of her female friends are so much hotter looking that her?
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Wow... this is just terrible. In picture 3 it looks like you are giving her the worst kiss ever. Secondly, how old are you? You have a ton of wrinkles. Your face is beat, especially in picture 10. Just no.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ............Rachel Bilson!!!!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!
ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ........your dude/girlfriend looks like a wanna-be SPICOLI!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ah ha ha ah ah ah h ah ha aha....."I'm BIATCH" ......ha ha ha ha ah
ha ah h hahaha hahaha ha hahahha ah.........every pic SUCKS!!!! YOU OLD BAG!!!!!
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She SURE looks like Nicole Richie, from back in the day!! I liked Nicole better when she was skinny. She was PERFECT
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whasup PAMELA SUSAN COURSON?
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concubine....Great minds...Yeah!
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DADDY ....I mean DAMAGE Inc. misses you!!!!!!
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I'm fine, Damage boy!! Btw, so sry what happened to you yesterday, Richard. No one should ever talk to you like that. Hope you didn't take that all out on your wife. What crazy person would do this??
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...I love you Pamela Susan Courson!WOOHOO!!!
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I'm not an overly violent person but I want to at least slash anyone who ever said u look like rachel bilson. *
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#52.. well, if it isn't the "gay" poetry guy. In a happy mood today??
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...Seriously, you are everything a woman should be. I like your attitude. And yes im in an awesome mood thanks. Just took my meds. Whats wrong, you didnt like my poem?
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ewwwwww wasnt the blonde on page 9 also a blotd? THEY ALL SUCK! FUCKIN RUSKIS
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Fake lesbo pose....lame
Don't want to see your man whores
I'd rather fuck your blonde friend.
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Old pictures are good for nothing.
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Oh, yes.. I liked it sooo much... I think of you now while I'm havin sex..
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too many pics from tha party pal, and get some better ones done. I think you have alot of potential, just failed to live up in this one. 2*s...BTW tell Alexandra I said hello, cuz she is HOT!
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Hahaha...Who ever told you look like Rachel Bilson was on crack!!!You have nothing in common!!!And how come you dont like the comparison??You should be flattered,to say the least....hahaha
With that said,you start losing points already,for being a friend of Alexandra!hahaha...You also are a liar...Everyone with half a brain knows you would sleep with the old dude,and might I say,for a lot less than 3 mil.Your attempt at a lesbian picture sucks.
Ah,and you look like crap without make up,just so you know...
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Lots of pics but unfortunately this one's a clunker.
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hahahaahahah If you scroll the widget window.... it says the creator is a dude named guy and has a link to his blog....i went there for fun AND he doesnt even use his own widget...he uses some 3rd partys from js-kit.THAT is HIGHlarious
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First pic was the best and it kind of got me worked up...for nothing.
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Hey, where are you, poet master?? I know you wanna piece of me...
Come out, come out, where ever you are!!
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Dude.
/1*
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Love love love your hair.
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looks like that ugly frog face Nicole Richie
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Uh...No.
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Pamela...I don't get affected by this stuff. You should know that by now. Whether it is you or not........
On top of that...I don't take stuff out on my wife. I'm not that type of person.
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#70, ok Richard. Good for you. And #68, Nicole Richie got HOT after she got skinny. Just prooves how a person can completely change.
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i think shes pretty.. i NEVER bother to comment on the girls on this site but shes the only one girl in a long ass time that posts some normal, genuine, down to earth pics of herself, with make up , without make up.. etc.. having fun and not posing in an abnormal abhorrent kinda way.. yes definitely pretty and seems like shes a fun girl and down to earth, and pretty hair indeed..
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You look the same in every picture - UGLY.
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But hey, Richie.. if you don't get affacted.. shouldn't you be in the sauna like all the other jewish elderlies?? And cover that bald spot with your jewish hat :)
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*affected*
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you mean yarmulke? lol
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Ya, ok, didn't know you were jewish as well.
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I think the first pic is really pretty
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"'m not saying I'm bisexual" and then there was page 3
can you say hypocrite????
You have a very greasy, haggard face, maybe 100 too many late nights out.
It looks like you have bags under your eyes and you are not in your 40s.
I can't really tell what kind of figure you have because you are wearing very loose clothing,
but short and stocky would be my best guess.
2 out of 5 stars.
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Dead eyes, 4-finger forehead and hillbilly chin...1 star.
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Like others before me have said, "Good from afar, but far from good."
Nuff said.
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Ok, mr. poetry guy, I wanted to have internet sex with you, but now I have to go meet with my real dude. Smell ya later!!
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it looks like you have a chronic illness
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Rachel Bilson huh? some dudes will say anything to get some ass.
had some some potential in the first few pics...it was a slippery slope from then though.
2* no 3* i'm feeling generous
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What's the use of voting anymore when the wigget is so fuck up.....
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*widget
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yeah the blonde from page 9 is Boryana (sorry if the spelling is wrong), she was BLotD, as for Mila, nothing spectacular, kinda pretty, meh in general, **
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Leni's right.....¸
thats all I have to say about this BLotD
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so... is all about saying only bad things about EVERY single BLOTD, if you people want models, theres plenty of them in internet, this is more like... "real people" no excess of make up and tons of surgery... so I guess we can all give this girl a break, she is not ugly, she is not way too pretty, she is a sweet happy looking girl who is victim of extremely picky people.
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You look really bad; like a tired and sick 55 year old, sorry.
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her answer made me want to punch her in her old haggard face, she sealed it with saying "i'm a biatch". i hate it when girls call themselves bitches like it's a cool thing, or are like "get it over it i don't care what anyone thinks" when they clearly do. arrrrrrrrrhhhhh it infuriates me!!!
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also Belarus, like your friend?
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...Have i missed my chance of internet sex with you, my achingly beautiful little crackwhore? Say it aint so! I love you Pamela Susan Courson.
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#93.. it's very irritating when you call me a crackwhore. It's not very nice of you. Take your meds.
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...You know im only joking with you!But if you really want,i will stop calling you a crackwhore.Im writing you a new poem called'Sexy Anorexic' btw! You are so fukin hot. So...What are you wearing?
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I am wearing my nighty. Later on I am gonna drink my bottle of wine with my special friend (so sry it isn't you, btw) out in the nature. It's gonna be awesome!!
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Id walk for hours to see her face
To gaze upon her haunted grace
To run my fingers through her platinum hair
And let her know i really care
She stalks my dreams and teases me
A vision in pink, wont let me be
Her taunting face laughs at my lust
All i wish is to gain her trust
She runs and runs through forests green
Her pain and anguish are never seen
She lives upon the hands of men
And flourishes in a bleak drugs den
Oh Pamela let me nourish you
With food and love and sexy times too
Experiences we can share
My sexy anorexic, with the platinum har
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...You really inspire me for some stange reason! Wish i cold join you for that bottle of wine lol! Is your nighty see through by any chance?
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Yeah, I liked this one!! Ya know, Kate Moss calls herself Sexy Rexy( a short from the word anorexia). But, ya, you really do have talent!!
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Rich and Pammy ...get a room ...it's getting boring with u 2
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Who's Rich?? Just to clarify..
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You look like a nice sack of poop...I would bang anything so I give you 12 stars
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Mila doesn't deserve more than 9,000,000 stars (definitely not more than 10,000,000)... get a grip, people.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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Scary, we kind of look alike based on the first picture....not the rest though
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two things: 1) when you kiss another female, could you make it open mouth please? 2) your piano teacher is fkin' hot!
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She has some cute friends... thats about it.
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not good enough
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looks like jessica alba's sister a little bit. (why i bother commenting after so long, i don't know)
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