3rd & Long - Pass

your ok but your eyebrows are a lil too far apart for my taste.

you're definitely cute, ***, I like pic 6

I like the stems, a lot.
There something that just screams Eileen Brennan about you....That's not a bad thing...She was a good looking lady in her time.
I really like the relaxed photo of you....You look ready to snuggle.
Like your hair down, but I think that may be more to do with the shape of your eyebrows than anything else.

I'm gonna sit back and watch the bloodbath.

bottom IS a little 2 big for me. i'd bet the shadow of that thing weighs 20lbs. dont mean to hate - just an observation

PS....I'd sand down that fireplace and put a nice deep wood color...You'd have to of course change the tile and furniture.

Did you get botox? No offense.

The body works for me... The face.. not so much.

um. no.

SUYUW....

I don't get where you confidence comes from? You are a vapid dumbass, and you look like a cross between Leona Helmsley and troll doll. Try some relaxer.

Do you have some of medical condition that forces you to hold on to your big ol'hips? Maybe it's all that center of gravity sucking in your outer extremeties. Sort of like that way the moon is stuck in earth's orbit.

2 stars, no chance of winning BLOTW, and you managed to be uglier and dumber that yesterday's fugette. (on the plus: at least you weren't more annoying)

You're a smart woman, because you included close ups of your face, booty pic, and overall body pics.

I love knee high leather boots and you have really nice curves.

You have nice legs, but your best feature is your back (on page #3).

I give you credit for including two booty shots and I think pic 6 is your best one. I like pic 7 a lot too but it's a little blurry. I like your attitude and you seem very nice. What type of pet do you have (in the black cage)?

I'm lovin that big ol ass girl!!! Hell's yeah, I'd hit it!!

Ooh so many harsh comments already.
Despite the fuzzy pics, I don't think you're so bad actually. Three stars from me.

not for me...

Cholalicious!! You're hot Merry, don't listen to them haha

your only flaw is your eyebrows which are way too far apart. aside from that, nice body. i like your hair up better too; it looks kind of weird all puffed out

Dumps like a truck!!!! A truck with a very busted grill.

FUCKING CHOLA GET OUTTA HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Whoa thanks Bastardly, I needed a good laugh today.

Merry has the most fucked up face of any BLOTD I have ever seen. Good lord, those eyebrows are freaking scary. And those answers are so contrived and stupid, you know she thinks that she's coming off as smart and intelligent, when she really sounds like any 2cent ho on the corner.

I haven't even stopped laughing yet. Good one Bastardly.

I hate to point out the obvious, but you kinda forgot your pants in the last two pictures. You have to be more careful about these things, dear.

Warm smile. Nice eyes and curvy, with a no nonsense attitude.
Seems okay.

You're Okay, I've seen worst..I think your only asset that works for you is your "Ass et."...

OMG! Your one of those chicks that you see from behind walking down the street & you try to get a look at her face and run away screaming when you do. Your ass is your best asset, otherwise, UGH! So mant things are just wrong, I don't have the time to list them all.
1*.

yeah my genorosity stretched to a star too...

Holy mother of Kardhasians Batman!

i dunno what to think about this.

This "chick" needs to be checked for a dick! I'm guessing Jackson got fooled on this one and this she/he has a package that would put most dudes on this site to shame...

Dr. KB said, "I don't know if you have a man" Dude...she is a man. No doubt.

On a side note, it's about time Buttafaces.com got their first BLOTD on it...do it up.

I like your figure. You've got some serious curves. Your fashion sense is meh, at best...but you've got an attitude that's more rancid than Britney's vagina after a four day run through the Sahara.

You get 2.5 stars.

Love your curves, your cute. You look just like my old neighbour.

Fat, ugly, with cellulite...NOT

Haha I was gonna call tranny earlier but I thought that would have been TOO bastardly. But it's after noon and by now I am disgusted enough with humanity to point out the mustache and botoxed man face. She looks like Martin Laudau playing a Puerto Rican drag queen.

Hey! its Merry from The Lord of the Rings !! Where`s Pippin ?

why fat chola's?

why?

Pages 6 and 7, case and point....Small, delicate fingers....Not a guy. Also no guy, even at his best is that naturally curvy. She was born with that female figure.

KEEP EM COMIN!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT???

I like everything, your expressions seem scary, but this probably would change if I met you (in person)

WTF???? EW 0 stars.

There needs to be negative options when it comes to voting stars. If I woke up beside this in the morning, I would immediately go kick my friends in the balls for allowing my drunken ass to bag me a she-lion. And by she-lion I mean one ugly assed, scary broad, who has one thing going for her...the behind. Bury that face in the sand so you couldn't see it (and so she couldn't speak)....and go to town...but much more than that you are taking your life in your hands. Be warned.

I was wondering when someone was going to make an LOTR joke.

my type of chick since I am tall. attitude seems cool, based on what most dudes have told me, is the reason that they don't like women with a little meat on their bones is " I wouldn't know what to do with all that back there. Whatever, bring me that curvy beautiful bum, sure i could come up with something. lol, these dudes are just scaredy cats

Ooffah.

I thought there were brown bags for this kind of situation?

Old and fat but still not bad for a ride.

Peetee - YOU'RE WEARING THE BROWN BAG BABE, LOOK

LMAO!!!!!

Thing is, I talk sh*t and back it up with my pics. I'm browsing through ppl's comments and click on names 4 the profile and what do ya know, except 4 ONE - NO PICS??? ENOUGH SAID
MUAH BASTARDS - KEEP THAT LUV COMIN.......

i'd make it rain on your face, but that tattoo is god awful

I love page 6, I'd hit it from the back.

sheesh, your a fucking handful

54 comments and no Pamela!?

That attitude is why you only got 2.5 stars from me.

Show a little humility. It goes a long way.

You have some nice curves, your body looks pretty good in pic 7. I think you would look much better if you let your eyebrows grow in a little more, they look over plucked.

@ 56 - d55 scared her.

BoofuckingHoo... Nobody likes me. Let me get beligerent and offensive. The reason why you aren't finding most of our pictures is because most of us have enough sense to not submit ourselves to this crap. Grow up.

Old hag

I think you're adorable! I love your dress on the last 2 pages! =] And I'm jealous of your curly hair!

This must be the "Bastardly 8Th Street Latina Of The Day".........with that being said, i'd fuck

not digging it.....at all

YIKES!!! please for GOD'S sake.......... FIND A BROWN BAG!!!!!!!! SCARY..... 1 star for giving us CHEAP FASHION SHOW!!!!!!!

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Ok, WHO is this guy, and what the HELL is wrong with his eyebrows?!

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SKANK couldn't even WAIT 3 HOURS to comment back .......... DUMB ASS!!!!!

#66 that was fuckin great

COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT

DAMAGE Inc. - You look like a f*ckin monkey ON HEROIN.
Why wait 3 hours???

yo momma like MONKEY!!!!!

ha ha ah ah ahah ahah aha ha ha haha ha

on heroin!!!!!! dude!!!

Hell, no, the d55 (also known as die55) is currently shaving her mustache for a profile pic. But I'm here!

hip -hip-hooray!!!!hip -hip-hooray!!!!hip -hip-hooray!!!! PSC is HERE!!!

PAM!!!! HEY. GET ME COKE WHORE GET ME!!!! RACCOON EYES, BRING IT

let the lashing start........NOW

I like the ass. And damage - As in brain damage.

I think the ASS you like IS NOPT ONLY BRAIN DAMAGE but, FACE DAMAGE!!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ah aha h ah ah ah ha

I think the ASS you like IS NOT ONLY BRAIN DAMAGE but, FACE DAMAGE!!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ah aha h ah ah ah ha

let the injustice continue

Looks like a Bronx cum bucket, are you from the Bronx?

So merry do you like to get fucked from the back?

Looks like a "BangBus" chick

yes, I would bang her butt

Douche - YES BABY!!!If a woman doesn't, I'd say she's a boring hag.

Wow.

Pam didn't even say anything to you and you're attacking her. You're clearly uneducated and tacky as shit.

Next BLOTD, please.

I know way hotter trannies.

the look reminds me of Janet Jackson, or is it Janet Jack Me, either way, neither are a good thing

I just looked through the rest of the pictures and I'm really disgusted. Thank God I didn't eat breakfast yet.

Harmful? She said enough 2me yesterday. Lick her pussy later ok?

#86 why do you know trannies
more importnantly why do you think they are hot
there is nothing hot about fags

yes, fight, fight for my amusement you puppets

merry you aint shit

you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit

merry you aint shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for no pics of u in the bathroom, including plenty of backside shots and after yesterday, not having skin like leather. Bonus stars for not only being a registered bastard but also for cracking me up with your responses to your detractors. That's worth 20 stars alone but the rating only goes up to five, sorry. =)

Yep.

You're a trashy tasteless whore.

Good day.

NEXT.

Sounds like a catfight brewing. Meow pft pft

#93 JumpingIsUseless

MERRY AINT SHIT

merry you aint shit

you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit

merry you aint shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#94 Catie Harmful

thats right, Merry is saying you don't want to get your ass licked, I mean kicked

Ball of Doom, I know some trannies because here in Hawaii, we just happen to have quite a bit of them. Every extended family (like second cousins or so) seems to have a tranny or too. Also, the high school I went to had a bunch of tranny boys, some of whom were on hormones illegally. I do have to admit though, some of them have ended up really good looking. I know this one tranny who gets tons of guys, and looks so convincing that if somebody didn't tell you, you'd have no idea. I still think he's pre-op, though. Also, my boyfriend has a post-ob tranny cousin who is actually very good looking. Like what Jennifer Lopez looked like in '99, but prettier. She's actually done quite a bit of fashion modeling. Nothing too high profile, but some things in NYC. Also, there is Candis Cayne, who I don't know, but is a very good looking tranny, in my opinion.

UNCERTIFIED...said it best...

"Any woman that lifts their skirt high enough and wears tight clothing will get attention and than walk around thinking their a 10, thinking they are the most beautiful woman ever...their delusional...it lifts their self-esteem, but your getting the wrong attention....not because your beautiful"

ha ah ah aha ha ha aha ha ah ha ha ha hah ahah ahh ha ha

why did you say fuck off you bastards after typing who you'd go lesbian for? what the hell?

I like arched eyebrows but yours are a little too much...you look permanently surprised (page 5), which is not good...also, your eyebrows should start where your eyes start...you should get that fixed so either grow your eyebrows back in that area or draw some in very subtly (make sure they dont point downwards and dig into your eyes cuz then you'd look pissd off), and it will improve your face big time (do care about this comment cuz it's helpful)...but i still like your face, though...you kinda look like a mean doll haha...you have an hour-glass figure, which is nice but overall, i get this very ghetto and promiscuous vibe from you.

Jumping - Glad 2 entertain ya babe! Afterall, these BASTARDS are entertaining me.
Caitie - why do you let those trannies f*** you in the mouth like that, it must hurt???

All right balls of doom we get it,merry ain't shit.ASS

d55 - its okay, my eyebrows will grow back, but I do think they start where they're supposed 2. Mean doll - I can laugh @ that 2. However, I'm far from ghetto and very much a lady. After all the laughing you made me do yesterday, you'll always be cool with me....kisses

DAMAGE Inc. - I lift it all the way for you - NOW KISS MY ASS and "JUST SAY NO 2 DRUGS"

Catie take your fucking meds.

72,
acts like a 12 year old, tries to insult like a 12 year old...by the way, grow a neck...your head looks like a gigantic, square box, sitting on top of your torso haha

merry,
no, your eyebrows don't start where they are supposed to...i am saying this to help you...follow my advice, and you will look like a doll...it's your eyebrows that's making your face look mean...eyebrows change an entire face either positively or negatively...your eyebrows are the only bad things i see in your face...well, if you are a lady, that's good but after seeing you lifting your skirt in one of the pages, i couldnt help but think of you as ghetto and promiscuous...haha...thanks for the kisses

LOL @ 81 and 82, but Merry its nice to know you like it from the back!!!

anyway, i think we can all agree page 6 was nice, Merry you sure do have a nice butt,

If i was Pam's shrink i'd tell her to do it! Although, i think she looks like a Hott crackwhore that would be fun to bang while she was injecting H.......

You can't even come up with an adult response, Merry. You have to resort to name calling. You're tacky and sad.

Damn 86/88 i didn't know you had a mean streak in you

your normally pretty nice to BLOTD's lol

d55 - the cameras light flashed right in my face - almost blinded me in both closeup shots - mb its that, mb not. I hear ya tho. ;-)
ghetto and promiscuous I'm not, was just havin fun.
I luv this site

@ Al...Klingon hahahahhah, that made me laugh...

#100 Dina

O-kay, no, that is just sick, it is something wrong with a person who decides to work against nature, if you were made a man, be a fucking man for God sakes!!!!! If you are a woman be a woman, damnit, don't run around with a girl on your arm dressed like a man. Not trying to be a bigot, but that is something I don't understand. A gay man doesn't want a woman but wants a man who acts like a woman. He wants a man with the qualities you would find in a woman, pathetic. Hell there are women who run around and act like men, they don't want a man, but they want to act like one. A majority of the women who are like that have been hurt badly by some man (asshole) in the past and never got past it mentally, These are the answers I always get when I dig into their past.

That or its either a way to give into their own sick desires.

# 106 Merry

what I was saying was all in jest, hopefully you have a thick skin

Merry - If you haven't taken my suggestion about the drinks by now, I suggest you start. :)

Oh merry, merry.....I wished you well, but your attitude killed ya on this one. Good luck here on out...There gonna be like at least 180 if it keeps going this way.

thanks..... but I'd rather get a $10 whore!!!! in TJ....
ha ha h ah ah ha h ah ah aha

another thing..."the cameras light flashed right in my face - almost blinded me in both closeup shots"

WTF!!!!! the camera just ain't use to UGLY GHETTO MEXICAN,DOMINICAN, CHOLA,LATINA, or whatever you people with "PAINTED EYE-BROWS" call yourselves!!!!!!!!!

MY SKIN'S THICK.....;-)
JRF - LMAO @ YOU!!! HUGS 2 YOU

Not painted and I'm blessed to be the ethnicity GOD made me. Poor baby, you'll be okay

your WHOLE BODY IS THICK!!!!!!!!

ha ha ah aha ha ahaha ah aha ha ah

Hugs to you too. I think I downed a whole bottle of wine on my BLOTD day. Ha ha.

Richard - I'm purposely keepin it goin. Want them to get as many comments in as possible. Won't lose a wink of sleep and I'll be back tomorrow 2 give all you BASTARDS the luv I've been given!!!!

your not my style, I prefer blondes
your body is okay, if you lose some weight you'll look better
I don't like your clothes, you look ghetto and trashy
like some people said, your eyebrows are damaging your facial expression/appearance, because your lips and nose are lovely and proportionate

that's IT!!! I'm done with the BLOTD

good-luck!! 2 star BROWN BAG BITCH!!!!!

I love my body because it's beautiful. I'm eating a pizza rightnow. I purposely eat to maintain this weight because if I don't, I'd be a skinny anorexic bitch like most guys on here "love"
SKINNY THING NOT 4 ME ANY DAY!!!!!

Catie I said take your fucking meds. Damage ha ha ha ha ah ah ha hah.Retard

@ 120 - lol U look Mexican too. U look like your name is pedro lopez...

127 - are you done mowing lawns for the day, damage?

D55, it's ok. I feel your pain. If I were a blind, naked mole rat like you, I'd feel pretty lousy and bitter as well. The question is: How can you live in this cruel world?? That's why you hang around with your buddies, the sewer rats, but they will eventually eat you to pieces, so go and drown yourself like, right now, you miserable thing.

^ wtf? thank you for confirming that you have the mind of a child...do you go to school? i dont think you'd be able to even pass a class...you're borderline retarded, pam...you really are.

Buck Nasty - Why are you even talking to me? I wasn't talking to you. Great. I know I've arrived now. I have my first hater. Now I know how you feel, Pam.

OK...Then let me add one to the pile.....
All this talk of trannies....Here's on of the funniest I've seen:

If this doesn't work just look up "excuse my beauty" on youtube.
See the man hands....Merry ain't no tranny as far as I'm concerned.

@134 you're going to need lots of more haters to reach Pam's status.....Pam i would STILL non-respectfully fuck you! (see, not everyone hates you!:)

According to American Heritage Dictionary:
entry: retarded

adjective
1. relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development
2. Occurring or developing later than desired or expected
3. slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development

4. Pamela Susan Courson

Hey, Caitie, those bastards chose to be enimies with me, I had nothin to to with that.