OH lvrgrl....You cut out Bruce Campbell, but you picked the worst photos!!
This is a beautiful woman....Trust me folks.
Probably my favorite if I didn't alreadly have one....

No, sorry - pass. And what's with all the fucking douchbags in these pics?
No, no, no, no. Fail. 1 star. Next!

I'm going to give you 4*'s, even though you included some goobers in the pics.

Cute. Love pic #1.

Tip: if you don't want to be slated here for your pics - don't include those with douchebags and randoms,

You are a good looking girl who should have some awesome solo pics!

3*'s for effort

I can see you are a very beautiful girl,but thats not a good selection of pictures.I also like your answers,simple,down to earth,and thats one of the best answers to "what makes you bastardly" I've seen in a while.
Very good lady of the day,and certainly the best of the week!

Cute girl, but the picture selection sucks!

Not bad...but yeah better pictures would help a lot...and by yourself...and more body pictures too....

cute...but whats with the fag bag on page 3?

I think you're pretty
you look attractive too
you should learn adobe photoshop, pic 4,lol
learn some photo editing skills, what a shame
what about a full body pic?

very nice...don't know what else to say about it, bad or good

i like how she looks in the last pic, looks sexy there

First photo: Oh yeah, I remember you from the forum.
Intro: Yeah, Melissa, well you got what you wanted, blotd, this should be interesting.
Answer 1: I agree on the hot part, sweet and down to earth I really doubt it.
Answer 2: C cup. Check.
Answer 3: Ha, I remember the photo with that guy, so yeah.
Answer 4: No comment. Did it work by the way?
Answer 5: True
Answer 6: Sigh
Well, you've got myspace lips on that photo but you look good. Let's see the rest of the photos
photo 2: That doesn't look anything like the first photo. And you have a dude with you. -1
photo 3: Still looks different, pretty I guess, but what the hell is it with posting dudes? -1
photo 4: Jesus
photo 5: It's a little to early to start her on blotd don't you think?

I'll give you pretty, that's it.

Pic 1 is gorgeous and worth 5*'s. The rest are 3*'s. So, I gave you a total of 4 *'s.

You want to be bastardly, but not bastardly enough to send in
decent pictures!! FOCUS LADIES FOCUS!!!

not bad at all

Fuck you, you vapid snob cunt. This is exactly the kind of girl that deserves to get her belly sliced open by a serial killer. Thinks she's pretty when she's just okay. Eat a bag of shit, bitch.

Like the pokies in #4, and you are a cute girl. I'm not much for the bangs though. Hafta agree with the others, leave collaterals (male, female, infant) out of pics. You deserve a 3 for yourself alone.

Wow you have great legs and a nice ass, wait, I must be thinking of someone else since I CAN'T SEE YOUR LEGS OR ASS, bad selection of photos.

DAMMIT, is it really that hard to take a few shots that actually give a reasonable idea of what you look like?

i'd tap it on her forehead. i'll take the fat one in the middle holding the baby. i've done worse tho.

you the kind of girl who deserves to be blasted right on the face.. cheers

Average. Pretty lips though.

pretty, ***

I think you're beautiful. U can really see the resemblance with Jolie. And ur pics arent trashy like rebeccas (who every1 loved even though she looked cheap as). stunning.

Yawn.

you look prettiest in pic 3. can't stop laughing at pic 4... you know why. i'll give you 4 atars. you are pretty cute.

I think ur the best of this week. U r pics are poor, but u still win hands down. My favourite was Beth, but uve just knocked her off the top spot. Really really beautiful and u actually do look like Angelina Joile. I think u should send in some better pics though...

You do look a bit like Angie. I like some of your answers and something tells me you're prettier than this but your choice in pics are bad or you're not that photogenic.
Phillip is gonna love your nose.

Great personality, pretty, but poor pic selection. And if the guy on page 3 is your boyfriend, I, uh, have some unfortunate news for you. . . .

You are good looking. No way are you ugly but you're not stunning. Provide better pics please.

She's from Vegas, I'm from Vegas... Oh Yeah! !

lol @ McPerv. dude i can see where you are going with that one...

I JUST FARTED ,AND FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

All right, I didn't see the pokies in pic 4. So you get an extra star.

Note to all future blotds: things like lesbian kissies and pokies = stars.

Melissa, Melissa, Melissa why these pictures...

Show your teeth! I cant help but be a bit suspicious that you have a fucked up mouth when you keep this snide smirk on your face in every pic. Also, that boob comment just pisses me off. those things are huge

Ah lvgrl90.
Pretty girl, no doubt.

Pretty girl, but please let your bangs grow out.

One of the nicer BLOTD in a while.

melissa,you now i'm a fan. and i have no idea why others here get so upset when guys and other females pop up in blotd pics. but they always do...

thanks for the pics. and now that you've got front page fame. don't foregt about us in forum land !!!

and now for a reversal. some oh you are uh hinting something about the gay in pic 3.well he could just be pals with melissa and a cool guy.

or maybe he's not like that at all(just maybe has a look maybe associate 'with that'. hell based on the supposed experts going by my look and voice.i'm gay.nah that's not true.am just a failed heterosexual.ha ha....so convictional wisdom is often wrong. but jokes are ok... :)

oh and even if that guy was that way. i bet melissa could convert him a bit if she wanted. :)

and forget if that guy is gay or not. he knows melissa which is enough for me to be jealous of him.

and she even has her arm around him too. people think i'm gay and this sort of stuff doesn't happen to me....

and people wonder why i don't post on the front page.*ha ha*

anyway melissa, you know how i voted for you.....

your fan

glimmer

:)

She does look like Angelina Jolie. She is lovely. Her answers turn me a slight off though...Pompous isn't a good word...I dunno, but I definitely wouldn't say 'Look at the size of that personality'.

to the point.....nice boobs, may I suggest next time you leave your GAY-FAGGOT-GUY-DOUCHEBAG-FRIEND!!!!!!

also, 2 stars....another wasted week here in BASTARDVILLE!!!!!!

out of your pics!!!!! finishing my first sentence!!!!!

meh...not my cup of tea. 3 ***'s overall for bothering to sign up an account (unlike other BLOTDs)

Actually...I'm spot off. I do like her personality. I thought she said she didn't like any of the former BLOTD. She was classy enough to admitt their bravery in posting their pictures. One thing I've learned from this site is NEVER tear into a former Bastardly Lady. She was smart enough not to do that.

you do kinda look like Uma Thurman.
pretty ***

She's very pretty. Her answers were ok and she didn't come across as a bitch that's full of herself.

The guy, on the pics, looks like a mixture of Dweeb and Doucheness, so if that's her boyfriend, well it shows that a total goofball can still manage to pull hot chicks LOL!

Why oh why did you choose such terrible pictures?

You're a pretty girl but I guess none of these people will know for sure with the bad photos.

And is picture 4 a fucking joke???

I gave you three stars.

oh god...guys that say "you look like angelina jolie" clearly think saying that will get them some ass...they say that shit to anyone even if there is no resemblance...i can see a little uma thurman because of your nose...i like your answers...clear, down to earth, nothing arrogant...you look good in some pix, not so much in others...and good choice with Lima!!!

page 3 is my fav by the way

This one is hot! And she really does look like Jolie in the 1st pic.

1st pic is hot, the rest suck. nice rack.

hahaha number 28 lol. ur still my fav :)

You're a pretty girl. I'd say go without the bangs though.

Who received the gift from Victoria Secret and what is it?

I think with the right set of pictures, this girl would be one of the highest rated BLOTD.

Glimmer....be careful....You see that she cut Bruce out of her picture with looks like dull chainsaw....Just imagine what she will do to you....

BTW I gave you 5 Melissa I think your the bees knees....What the hell does that mean anyway?

I don't like your bangs, but aside from that you're gorgeous

She seems average, but I'd hit it...

Why do so many people think they can know all about the BLotD's personality just by the answers to a few dumb questions?

Oh, and Melissa is pretty cute, nice lips. Not really my type though.

JonYo, Because she's in the Forum and a few of us have actually chatted with her...

Pretty girl but horrible selection of pics as everyone else mentioned. Of course I do always give a bonus star to commenters who are also brave enough to post. ****

Ana - Ok, that's fair, but I was referring more to all the BLotD submissions in general.

Phillip McCracken Is Abstaining From Voting.

Some of you will know why. the ones that dont, its not important.

but due to prior information, i can not vote with a clear conscience.

AWFUL pictures
no emotion, same face in pics
and men were included in your pics.

Not bad, I would, you need better pics though. Please submit more for final verdict

how can i submit more pics? like when.. and osrry for the bad pics.. i prmose im not boring lookin lol not to be cocky or anything... but the comments werent as bad as i thought... i appologize though...

To ACE, you used to be one of the harder(no Perez Hilton) bastardly posters.......Hallery fucked you up, bro!

you're pretty :)

^your hott

melissa, just email them to bastardly.com@gmail.com

thats it? when will they post them

Them lips...yeah. 4 stars.

oh and that guy in pic 4 was my b/f lol we broke up a few months ago.. not sure if hes gay or not lol.. and ace the gift was for my sis from me :) some very sexy perfume haha

@ ABN - I never thought I was a harder bastardly poster, I think I just say what's on my mind.

Hey Melissa, how about a lesbian photo spread with Rebecca (from earlier this week)? Oww!

haha ya she rebecca is hot.. prolly out of my league tho LOL

@ lvgrl90 - Thanks, the suspense was killing me! You really should resubmit with better pics.

i got nothing

Lvgrl90....I think you have your own league....Or team anyway....I think you'd knock it out of the park on Rebecca most days out of the week...With better photo's anyway.

yeah i will definitely have to take some better pics.. i just feel awkward when i take pics lol id otn know im a dork like that..

real quality women here....more proud to show off her ex boyfriends than her current boyfriend.

that sure is a type of girl id like to date....

anyone here with money? hit her up, im sure you can work on making a date happen....

I think you're pretty and I like your answers.

Who's the douche with you in pic three? He looks like such a terd.

umm ya he kind fo was a terd.. i just dont hvae many pics and he was in a lot of them from the summer lol...

Very pretty. I see the resemblance with Angelina. Your pictures could be better but they also show that you don't need a lot of help to look good. I would lose the bangs, your face is beautiful and you don't need them. Definitely 4 stars.

ABN - Ace posts whatever he wants. He's just not an asshole, by nature.

like they said, bad selection of pics, though you are cute.....I like the nipple hard on in pic 4

Boring and average.

Oh, and there's nothing like an ex to screw a good picture up, is there?

hahahahahahaha what's up you huuuuge nose, Phinoccio??? hahahahaha
Plus, it looks like you're wearing a wig!!! hahahahahahaha

I don't think her nose is big at all... and it's "Pinocchio".

I know, I was just about to correct that, and I'm intitled to have my own opinion.

very nice, definitely would offer to buy you a drink in a bar

It's "entitled".

hey pamela nice pic of your corpse in your profile ;-)

hey pamela nice pic of your corpse in your profile ;-)

she is also fat and ugly

I like this girl a lot more now with her comments, I wish I could go back and give her five stars instead of four. =)

she is a racist ugly fucking piece of shit. Yeah, don't eat anything Pamala because nobody is gonna give you any attention otherwise. hahaha

Oh, I'm a corpse, you say? Well, at least I'm no gold digging skank of a ho like..ooh I don't know, you? From what I've heard.

nice but you should post more pics!

Pamela at # 90, it's "entitled," and really, get some help, love. Your pic is really sad. I love women thin and thick, but skinny is no good.

and thats why she never submitted her BLOTD pics. Cos she knew she would get the shit ripped out of her.

aw dont cry, poor little anorexic twat. Here have a slice of pizza and then take your meds.

why is everyone attacking Pam? god knows i disagree with her alot and im not big on her personality, but i think pam's personality is UNIVERSE more attractive that some other people...and sure, pam could deal to gain a few pounds, but that doesnt mean shes NOT a world hotter than some other people....cause she is....

He is also Bald

Pretty and great body. Has great potential but agreed at the shit photo quality and definitely need to lose that fringe because you look 100% better without it.

is that all you could come up with pam? sigh

whoever phillip mccracken is pamela susans pimp is.. im your biggest fan :)

..but she can't take it!

phillip who on EARTH could you be speaking of? damnit... thats not obvious at all... you're so witty :|

after reading comment 88 i can´t stop looking at that huge nose :D

@#104...

why is it that people think calling me bald is going to bother me?

OH NO!!! i have no hair?!?!? holy shit when did that happen? it all fell out while i was sleeping!!! Thanks for the heads up.

i dont understand, uh yeah, im bald, i know im bald, why would that bother me, and why would you think that would bother me in the slightest by you pointing that out?

wow #104 are you excited about comment #107? all you need now is a shit load of money and be three times her age, and youll be tapping that ass in no time!!!

...And ugly as sin.

and Melissa can you be any MORE fucking arrogent and full of your self? i think u just proved you cant.

i was sticking up for Pam since someone was attacking her, oh wait, is that YOU with a fake name? cause if its NOT why would you take offensive when i USED NO NAMES?...how do u know i was refering to YOU and not, oh Stacy Keibler, Stumpy, WhoreRaat, Cavalari or any of the other number of celebrites i rip on for being ugly on the outside as well as ugly on the inside, since Pam is ALOT more attractive than all of them.

but right away you take my sticking up for pam as im talking about YOU?

and what were you saying about me not knowing you? i might not, but that was fucking arrogent and very full of yourself to just take i was talking about you.....

ya thats it... men 3 times my age with tons fo money... ok guys? line starts to the left

@#113...im also fat.

dont forget to leave that out, cause u know, i dont already know im fat bald and ugly....thats news to me, cause i havent EVER looked in a mirror...

but seriously this is one huge nose i dare anybody that reads this not to look at it :D if you can

she was attacking me first about my nose.. so there.. and if you tihnk shes more attractive than stacy keibler... then you're losing more than your hair dear :|

..shut up Philip McCracken

sorry Melissa, my math might be off...

how ever much 18 to 50 is. maybe not 3 times your age, closer to 2.7 times your age?

i apologize for that error.

ya arion my nose is big who cares...

ya arion my nose is big who cares...

WTF?!?! you submit your pictures to a website called "THE BASTARDLY" and you dont expect anyone to nit pick your looks?

your living in a fucking dream world and once again proves how arrogent you are, if you submitted here and didnt expect anyone to tell you how ugly you are, or nit pick little things about you.

if you cant take the bad with the good, you shouldnt have submitted.

thanks for the correction... phillip

???? im takin the bad... i just think she has room to talk and i've seen her other comments... she insults anyone whose not 85 pounds puking up dinner

Pamela Susan Courson looks like a fucking corpse LMAO!She also loos like some meth faced baby crack whore. Come on, Pamela Susan, you just gonna leave your Bald Pimp to stick up for you? Oops, sorry, my bad, your probably busy purging, you silly anorexic fug face.

im just saying pam had a point and funny how this thread turned into a flame war because of it

Good... good. Let the hate flow through you.

hahaha I have to say I find all the comments about pamela susan courson hilarious.
My ma is a psychiatric nurse and worked on the anorexic wards. I spent alot of time there as a child and it has to be said that the majority of eating disorder patients are manipulative, self-obsessed, over indulged brats who are afraid of growing up and taking responsibility for themselves.
I dont know pam well enough to throw her into this category, but it does seem that she is very jealous of alot of ladies of the day. I notice that anytime there are compliments made she argues that they're fake or she just calls very obviously pretty ones ugly. This girl is beautiful. And her hair is not falling out like urs pam.

Why not attack Arion she / he said the exact same thing as PAM...

this is making me laugh...

ewww arion... couldnt you put a more flattering picture of yourslef? christ u look likea homeless man... is that better tray-c? :P

People, let's move to commenting on BLotD, not Pam, what she said was her just her opinion and she has a right to say all she wants, even the most insulting things dammit.

gimme some of that hate :D

yeah she insults anyone that isnt 85 pounds and puking up dinner...are you so near sighted you dont see the irony there? and not to mention....SHE INSULTS ANYONE...

so its not like shes picking on YOU. she says the same shit to everyone,its funny.

but the point is, you are taking every NEGATIVE comment so personally, and are fawning over every positive comment.

i just dont understand how you can be so full of yourself to post pictures here and NOT expect SOMEONE to dislike what y