Bastardly Lady of the Day - Megan
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Megan writes:Hey guys, Megan here. Having a good start to summer, yet?
This time I'll fill this out:
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I will still go gay for Kate Beckinsale, of course. Monica Belluicci, makes me proud to be Italian. I'd motor boat her tits for HOURS. Hah.
Do you like your boobs?
I dig them for the perkiness factor. Not that big, but they will forever be above my waistline.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'll take into consideration that the YOUNGEST one would have to be to be my grandpa would be in his 60's. I'm pretty sure there are some bone-worthy 60-somethings, at least $3,000,000 bone-worthy. Any lesser amount, probably not.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
More than likely. I get Famke Janssen a lot.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Ehh I don't really care, but scanning through the archives, the first picture that didn't make me retch or want to slam my fist into my monitor was Jenna. Her new nickname is JennaJailbait.
What makes you Bastardly?
Alright; I'm easy to get along with, down to earth (primarily due to the fact that I love to smoke green, which makes me relaxed, who would've thought, right?) drink beer more than wine, will kick your ass at any video game you throw at me, computer programing is one of my many hobbies, & yet I don't consider myself to be THAT homely.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











Megan...Glad your back for the third time....I'm changing you to my favorite...I can see you have a lot charachter as well as beauty.
Cheers to one of the hottest BLOTD's of all time! MEGAN!
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First!! She's been here before
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Good stuff. Loved the answers and the cloud of smoke. Tat, not so much, but that's just me. 4 stars.
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jesus, christ...is this your 3rd or 4th time...whats wrong with you?
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Take the $3,000,000 from boinking a "boneworthy" 60 year old
and buy some damn floor covering!!
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@4 my thoughts exactly. looks like you be smokin a crackpipe in page 6
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and it's very obvious that you are trying hard to be 'cool and alternative' or hipster or whatever
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A saturday afternoon with Megan.
/take her to the iron maiden
//EXECUTE HER!!!
///1*
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It's also blatantly obvious that she exudes cuteness from all of her pores.
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You probably should have stopped at about pic 9, but thanks for (finally) figuring out how the timer works on your camera. You should get a 5 for that alone! Maybe you could teach some other girls how that works...
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this is my type of gal. cash crops and better living through chemistry i say. 4 stars from me. btw, im a grandpa and Jackson said he would loan me 3mil.
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She looks very slutty, I bet her body craves for continuous orgasms.
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Wow, what a catch you are!
Thrift store clothes, artsy fartsy tragically hip attitude and to top it off you smoke and have cats!!!!!!
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im glad you got rid of the nose jewelry....... that was not cute!
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Your photography reminds me of Asia Argento's photography.
Gauged ears, good attitude, ink.....you sure you're not my long lost sister?
5/5 stars.
Well done, Megan. Well done.
*claps*
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I keep thinking 99 Red Balloons....
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Yeah, i like your style and youre cute, but really, 3 times?! Are you that desperate for attention and validation that you'd put yourself through BLoTD 3 whole times??? Maybe you should try getting a hobby. Tapdancing, baton twirling, bird watching?
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You look like the main character from Juno; if she finished High-School and attended a liberal arts college to major in Anthropology and write poetry about how difficult life is. Then started smoking weed before meeting an equally misguided guy that plays some abstract musical instrument and forming a band between 5 hour tantric sex episodes.
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There is something incredibly that really draws me too this girl. I like the personality for sure and she is pretty in a (girl next door kinda) way. She looks like she'd be fun. So, with that said..... she's very doable.
And thats the bottom line.......
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Yes...2 times for BLOTD is a bit much but I'd rather see her 3 times than some of these girls we've got and plus BLOTD have been a bit slow lately.
I can't say bad things about Megan...she likes the high grade. And she's cute. Its kinda weird how her nose seem to start in her forehead and nothing after pic 9 is worth looking at but....i still like her. lol!
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Whoa dude,
Any member of the green team is OK with me.
What's with the plywood floor??
Cute in some pics, not so much in others.
Being a member of the green team can't overcome the attention whore in you though. Hate that shit. 2*'s.
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megan, when can we hook up?
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i want to like her, but the fact that she keeps submitting photos so soon after the last batch makes me wary. still, love her style and she's into my stuff too, plus she's attractive. i'd do her.
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Yeah, you're cute and all, but something about you comes across as very contrived and self-centered. And those things in your earlobes look ridiculous...if you wanna be really hipster, why not try inserting a plate in your lower lip?
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davige101.. The "bong" show? Would that be page 4? And this girl looks like she should have been around in the seventies. Cool clothes, some of them
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Personally I've always been partial to your very first photo:
Megans Best Photo
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Fourth time posting here? Somebody clearly needs some attention.
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if i saw you on the street and you'd never been on here id think 'wow that girl has great style, i really love her look'. However anyone who was truly comfortable with being an individual would not need to post their pics on here so many times. Which makes me think that your image is for effect.
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Obviously #6 is my favorite shot, but all of them are excellent.
You're hands down the best fucking BLOD this place has ever seen.
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It's kind of sad that the best BLotD is a hipster, but at least she's cute and relatively articulate.
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Y'all are drinking and smoking a bit of what she's having if you think she's the best blotd.
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You are so boring please go wash your hair(page 6 you look dirty).
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"Cries" Boo Hoo Hoo, Everyone hates me because Im so beautiful. Nuts + Crazy bitch = D55
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^ you are so obsessed with D55. Get a life
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daaaammmmnnn look at that dudes teeth in the last picture!
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looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in days
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Billy Madison, I do think she's the best blotd. But don't think that I consider that some great honor. I just hate hipsters less than I hate sorostitutes and The non-sorostitute blotds are too mediocre to even recall.
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lmao
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"I'm pretty sure there are some bone-worthy 60-somethings, at least $3,000,000 bone-worthy. Any lesser amount, probably not."
come on now...if you'd do it for 3 mil, you'd do it for 1 mil, too...if you have values, the amount shouldnt matter
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Ur r very attractive. But quite clearly very pretentious. I imagine u spent a long time drafting ur answers (for the 4th time) and editing ur pics.
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Fugly Italian crack whore. Rating: 1.5 out of 10
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Balls of doom...It may be decades.
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39, fair enough. I wasn't trying to call you out. You're right, at least she seems real.
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35,
and the psycho strikes again
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OK, where to start...
First the negatives: 1) ugly face (hold camera in front of face next time), 2) no tits (get a boob job), 3) flabby upper arms (you need to drop 10-15 pounds), 4) scary yellow toothed chap in last pic.
Now the positives: 1) none
Rating: 0/5 stars.
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lol
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ok i def agree with Billy...this one is not close to being the best blotd...i think people are warming up to her more and more but how could they not? this is her 3rd/4th time sending pix in! i feel like i know you already
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COMPLETELY average. At best ur attractive, but for the most part u look like a plain, skinny heroin addict. The 1st pic makes u look pretty gud but after takin a look @ sum of the old 1s u look just like every other wannabe I see around town.
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Below average - she's semi-skanky
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Are ppl really sayin she's the best theres been on here? seriously? I think shes attractive and better looking that lots of BLOTD but shes certainly not the most beautiful there has been. Is everyone forgetting the girl who loked like Angelina Jolie?! And the one who resembled Eva Green who may or may not be polish lol. Come on, megan u are definately a very pretty girl but I think uve tailored ur answers to suit the majority of users which is whats winning them over. Lets face it, uve had enough practice.
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Meh, she's pretty run of the mill. Personality seems good but looks to me like one of those gals that listens to 2 piece electro bands.
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OMG WTF. gauged ears are disgusting. they are ugly, gross, and that is just self mutilation. why would you want to make a hole in your ear lobes bigger? does pain make you happy or turn you on??
people like this should be locked up.
have fun saving up money for corrective surgery for your ears because those ears will look ridiculous when you are 40+. and might i say plastic surgery is pretty expensive..
1/5 stars
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I'll whoop you in any game girlie. other than that, your good. personality 4/5 looks 2/5.
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Wow.
Upon closer reading....I have to agree with what JohnnyMak was saying yesterday.
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Only ever have good things to say about Megan.
Cool pics.
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I Digg Megan. She is a Photog. Booyah! Come to Chi, I'll shoot ya!
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What's her Myspace??
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This one makes my pecker happy! Except for one thing, stretched ear lobes, thats nasty.
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Wow you're definatly my favorite!
Great pictures and you are beautiful.
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Best BLOTD ever
it's amazing to me some of you tape measure wielding
nit-picking fucks can find anything beautiful
beauty lies in difference
and not affected garish difference
but simple, genuine difference
a freckle here
a slight bump in the nose there
an unaffected slouch
i don't know what the fuck i'm doing
i might as well try to get all the pigeons in the world to stop shitting on statues
fuck off
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As i said earlier, the thing that goes against her is how many times shes sent in her pics. If this was her first time id be more complimentary.
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Your upside-down pic looks the best... you should consider a move to China. But don't take your cats, cuz they will surely end up on Hop Sing's by-request lunch menu.
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i like Meagan. all her BLotD entries have been up to par. the ear thing is a littled crazy but i don't care... i'd hit...
oh and is that chronic smoking, in pic 6?
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myspace pic alert
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She's pretty ,nice body,nice lips. A 3.998 Buck rating.
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This BLOD has a classy face - that's fortunate.
It's a shame that she doesn't seem to be a very classy girl (pot smoker, etc.)
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Im a suck ass whore!
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I'm digging her. She's cute, seems real and she coddles her pussy. Gotta love that.
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living in that shithole I'm amazed at your comment on the 3 mil, looks like you really need the money honey. A few puffs of weed and you won't remember anything. And you'll still be ugly the next day, but a lot richer.
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I don't consider me posting 3 times to be "attention whoring", I do admit, it is very interesting seeing what people post about me. But considering the fact that I dig Jackson & that I am a regular on the site & tend to "update" my photos; I wouldn't think it'd be considered "whoring myself."
ALSO: The dude in the last photo is my step dad & he has a set of HORRENDOUS teeth. Captain obvious is quite obvious haha.
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Regrettable tat alert. And stretched earlobes. Yuck
Wow, this is a weird one. You look absolutely adorable on some of the pictures (5,7,8 and 9) and repulsive in others. In pic 11 you even look like you're 40 and in pic 6 you're indistinguishable from a crack whore.
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Your cute. You DON'T need plastic surgery - it's over rated. Is that weed or meth? ;p
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Har har har har - no meth. The smoke picture is from a hookah. So it is not: crack, meth, weed, or whatever else anybody is claiming. :)
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I like you. I think you are hot. I don't like some of your answers, the tattoos and the ear thing. I don't mind seeing more pics of you. You are a lot better than the usual brazilian girls that have been posted. I wouldn't call you the best blotd but you are the one that stick out more and it's not because you've been posted here a lot more. I like your look. I mean there isn't anything that is striking about you but you have this hotness about you.
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You are cute in the face and have a nice body. The pothead stuff is a mega turn off for me though.
The earlobe thing is...just not good, is there any way you can take those out and reverse the effect? I sure hope so because that is the only physically unattractive thing I see with you.
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i like how the pictures were taken
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Sorry Megan, there's something I don't like about you. It's like your trying far too hard to be cool. Also, you look like you smell of farts.
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did you clear the cat pictures with Emily? cause thats her trademark.
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All cats must die.
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Sorry my dog typed that. woof woof
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#77, I have taken my earrings out before & they have shrunk back to normal size.
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Megan....Remember to say hello to your biggest fans...Not just your haters... :O)
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DB could take you though....She's got my vote...But thus far she hasn't been BLOTD so she I can't put her as my favorite.
Nudge, nudge, wink wink.
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You look kind of self destructive(I'm guessing you abuse drugs, smoke, cut yourself)... learn to love yourself and you will be beautiful.
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Hahaha aww. Thanks Mr.DickSchlichting
#86: I don't think it matters: but I've never done any type of "hard drug". I smoke pot, yes. I've taken prescription drugs when prescribed to me, of course. I also have never & don't ever have the desire to cut myself either. I wouldn't have said anything, but... really; it's something that I wanted to make clear haha.
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well i'd smoke with you... (shhhh)
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At least SOMEBODY said they'd smoke with me. Some need to just chillllll. :)
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I think I actually like this girl. Several of the shots were very nice poses and have some photographic art to them and she looks good in them. Some were snapshot on drugs quality. I'll stick with the good on this one because I like the good shots.
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Tight body, nice answers to the questions, feet needs some work in pic 3. I like her, she one of those cool girls you luck out and meet at school in one of your tough chemistry class or something like that.
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Megan #89
Funnily enough, i know just the thing to chill 'em all out...
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Mr.? It's Richie Megan.....And Loki's not the only one who likes to toki....
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When will these BLOTD's ever learn? We don't need to see pictures of your pets, your dumb drunkie friends, you posed in weird angles, or you NOT showing off your titties or a little cameltoe. This isn't Match.com. You're very attractive girlfriend material, however, BLOTD's need to exhibit some attitude and the kind of sex appeal that makes men want to shove aside their own bitches and chaze yo ass. Feel me?
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^ AWESOME advice
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I like your artistic pics, your cat and stuff, but I guess: wrong place. Here people "pee in each others butts." You are too nice for being around all those dirty bastards at The Bastardly! But then again: Why am I here? ;)
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Not a fan of the gauged ears either.
That being said you're very pretty and you seem like you're fun to be around. Also, none of your pictures are slutty or trashy looking, which I have to say is really refreshing. ****
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As much my kind of woman as possible. You're a 5/5 here or on any site. Keep doing what you're doing.
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i dunno why but Amy Winehouse popped into my head after the first few pics??? no offence Megan.
you seem really cool though, like a great person to hang out with
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*offense*
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I have got to comment, since you are a regular bastard, can see a vague Famke resemblance, I like the varied photos, where is the backside attack(Hi Hal how is your day going), although not a fan of the stretch piercings.
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By the way Hallery no comment on our multi BLOTD?
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87. Well if it's none of those you should get some sleep and eat healthier or something cause you are pretty but you look ILL. It completely ruins you... it makes you look unfeminine and like you hate yourself.
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Hello Anon1!
This seems like a such a familiar scene, doesn't it? You commenting on the lack of butt shot in the BLOTD photo selection and then somehow, bringing MY NAME into it? lol
Megan, the third time is always the charm. :)
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Make that the forth time.
Is that a record?
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lol I still can't get over those teeth in pic 12. lol so thats where all the cheetohs clol
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went
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I like you Megan but damn lol, his teeth is just on it in pic 12. He got teeth like beetlejuice lol
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#72
horrendous ain't even a start! what the fuck does he gargle with gasoline, you know its expensive
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You are very cute Megan. On of the best BLOTD so far.
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for pic 12
man swipe your teeth, I forgot my gold Master Card
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I don't remember the first two submissions and I doubt I'll remember this one.
If you are Italian, I sure hope you can cook.
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I like you megan, but man, I bet he gargles with a bottle of pine sol before bed.
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OK is this your 4th time? Damn what's wrong with you? You just DONT have a pretty nor a nice sexy full body sister and you just look androgynous to me.
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When is the average girl ( I don't mean that as an insult ) going to stop trying to be Catwoman? This girl is cute enough, but she'd be 100 times cuter without the sarcastic defensive "wit" and the attempt at smoldering Maxim poses. The media has turned all women into either whores, wannabe whores or whores-in-training.
A little modesty and girl-next-door appeal will work wonders for you.
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#115 Mike
You got a answer for her, now please provide an answer for that dudes teeth in pic 12
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Ok, ok. I did not go to the effort of takin a bikini picture of me and writin some shit on a paper for you guys, but I think my profile pic is more sexy than you know who ;) Enjoy
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^ haha. you got me
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Yeah, I can see the slight Famke Janssen resemblance in the page 1 picture.
I liked her appearance #1 and #2, and I keep liking her upon appearance #3. What else is there to say? Ummmm...you'e still cute Megan! Ok, yeah, that sounds dumb. Anywhooo...
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haha. Some would think it's an insult to compare that girl to "you know who".. and some would think that "you know who" is fat now. :)
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How old are you? You look a lot older than I am guessing you are. The tattoo and piercings are horrible and completely classless.
I am tempted to say "I would hit it" simply because I am an unintentional "player" and am attracted to all sorts of women, but sorry, it is not worth thinking naughty thoughts about other women and betraying my wife when one of the "other women" is you and looks like that.
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the ears disgust me
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i like the primary photos..
I was like, Ow shit, its jean grey!!hehehe
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So ugly. The poor, classless crackwhore look will never be "in".
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is that a digital SLR in #1?
it sure looks like it.
i would have expected clearer/ better quality photos from someone who owns a decent camera.
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Show us some perkiness, bitch.
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HOT! Not big on the pot smoking... but not gonna be a pissy little bitch over it... Holy crap, all this "ears disgust me" shit...
The ears are way fucking hot. I've had mine gauged to 5/16" for 17 years... I'll be 40 soon, and I wear them to work- 00 horseshoes. They look great with a nice armani or versace suit- look just as good with a dickies shirt driving a hotrod as well.
So, yeah, blah blah blah... think the level of dipshits on here is rising fast. Everyone wants the plastic bubble-head... how cliche.
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Yes, I have a Nikon D70 SLR. :)
#127 - I'm glad that there's someone who isn't completely disgusted by my ears, I'm very very used to it, I couldn't care less for those who fixate themselves on my ears. They're ears. get over it. Haha. But yeah, I feel as though I can dress them up anytime, I actually just recently bought these amazing mother of pearl tear drop shaped plugs.
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trying WAY too hard to be edgy. "i'm so cool! i smoke pot and have tats! pay attention to me like daddy didn't do!" the ear thing - stupid and played out. can't they fix it surgically? doing this is just another form of plastic bubblehead, IMHO. trying to be edgy, just makes you look like an idiot trying too hard to be artsy.
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I think she'd be hotter with a plate in her bottom lip.

Look...This one holds an IPod!
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you know what seems played out to me, not her fourth run at BLOTD, (hell i could care less if she did it a thousand more times, beauty only gets boring to those who lose intrest.) what seems drawn out to me are the 100+ comments saying the same dame thing, "this is your fourth time, you whore." this is my first time seeing her, so personally, im glad that she did it not only a second time but another two more after that or else i would have never know such beauty.
-megan, i hope the moment never comes when you are ripped from my sight, all i ask for is but a wiff of the waft from the nestle of etheral bliss that is the plam of your hand and a mere utterance of whatever you delight and i'll help *wink* dispose of these bodies.
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I've fallen in love.
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I like. . . I think you're smokin' (no pun intended). I've had my ears gauged to 00 gauge before and yes they do go back to normal when you take them out. I'd burn one with you megan. keep up the good work. fuck the haters.
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I want to have your children
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Hells, yes!
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Best BLotD I've ever seen. And you seem nice too. :D
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