Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mai
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hello. My name is Mai and I'm 20 years old and I want to be the bastardly lady of the day!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Definitely Fergie, cuz she has a hot bod.
Do you like your boobs?
Sure do! Just got them done. They are my best asset!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Been there, done that. :) but he was about 50, actually. haha
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not just yet.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I wanted to prove that not all asians look like Kelley from last week. ughh
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a fun, sexy girl. And the party don't start til I get there!!!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!












i think you're gorgeous :)
Reply to this Comment
I don't want to comment first.....
Reply to this Comment
who is your friend in pic 7. i'd bang her...
i'll leave it at that. i feel you are about to be hurled some serious insults your way, so i needn't bother...
Reply to this Comment
Friend in the middle page 6 looks hot. This bitch is ugly and needs to hit the gym.
Reply to this Comment
and I'm not, lol, I think I can only give *
Reply to this Comment
hmmm...I'd bang you. but I do fear for you too.
Reply to this Comment
I agree with Lokiman, your friend on pg 7 is hotttt!! Lol. You are a cute girl but you should lose them blue contacts. Theyre not for everyone.
Reply to this Comment
Typical ugly Asian whore with fake tits that can only get white dudes w/ yellow fever and ugly asian dudes.
Reply to this Comment
what a stupid comment
do guys who find white girls attractive have "white fever?"
or guys who find black girls attractive have "black fever?"
as if white is the only race that has no qualifiers attached to it when it comes to attraction
most guys I know who find asian girls hot find them hot because they are fucking hot, it has nothing to do with their ancestry or race
you're obviously the one who is all hung up on race
maybe you're one of thos dorky self-loathing little asian dudes like the one who shot up Virginia Tech last year
but trust me
the reason no one likes looking at you has nothing to do with your face
it has to do with how ugly you are
Reply to this Comment
I agree, you're really one in a million, whore.
Reply to this Comment
loving all your pics and but i hate pic 6 b/c its feels like im being smothered by fake contact lens...uugghhh
Reply to this Comment
theres not one guy who vists this site who wouldn't pay mai 50 dollars for a quick fucky sucky
trust me
mai is a dirty little girl
but please
mai
be careful
dont wake up all old and haggard
with a belly full of cum
lose the contacts
let your hair be its natural color
dont try so hard
youve always been hot and you still are
Reply to this Comment
**** I could never work with an asian girl though. I'm 6"2, so we would look weird together.
Reply to this Comment
First of all....FERGIE???I mean...Fergie????Really??
Ok,whatever floats your boat,right??
Second...The blue contacs....terrible choice!
Third....Your body is nowhere as hot as you might think it is,judging by the clothes you wear....
Fourth...Oh,why bother,you probably heard it all before!
Reply to this Comment
20 yrs. old with fake tits = dumb ass.
Screwed a 50 yr. old guy before turning 21 = skank.
The party doesn't start until you get there because there's no slut to pull a train on until you show up.
Fugly, only redeeming quality is your legs.
Otherwise a train wreck (no morals, vain, ugly etc...).
Have your friend in pic. 7 send in pics - if she has morals.
negative 10 *'s.
Ick.
Reply to this Comment
lmao!!!!
Reply to this Comment
Haha but I hate the way this chick looks. You're Asian!!! Stop trying to look white!!
Reply to this Comment
chick is not hot... the blonde hair, the fake contacts, the out of shape body with little/no definition, the nose and fucked up grill... no for me...
Reply to this Comment
Same....same.....same expression in every pic. Kinda makes you come off as "simple". You almost look like you have some mental disability or something.
Personality counts for a lot, and there is no sign of it here.
Your grill is jacked.
Your face is blah.
Your fake hair and fake contacts do nothig for you.
Your bod is very average.
Nice rack....that's a bout it.
Reply to this Comment
oh god....you really think so highly of yourself, dont you? your fake tits are your best assets? they arent even yours!!!! you slept with a 50 year old? what a whore...shitty answers...i feel like I already know you with all the answers you gave even though they are short...your face is hideous...huge nose, ugly mouth with busted grillz, shapeless body...stop trying to look white with blonde hair and blue contacts...you're asian, dumbo
Reply to this Comment
This BLOTD is obviously a fake. No real girl would send in her photos with answers like that. Its just so obvious, anyone who thinks this chick is real is a dumbass. Some loser probably stole her photos and sent them in with retarded answers. I just don't get a real vibe from her, something is fishy.
Reply to this Comment
I think you're right. I really dont know the process a BLOTD has to go through to get posted but these answers are indeed quire retarded. Maybe an angry ex-bf posted these as payback???
Reply to this Comment
The Fergie comment is weird so who knows if this BLOTD is a real.
Reply to this Comment
Every single one of your friends is hotter than you.
Reply to this Comment
Fattest asian ive ever seen. You look like a skank.
Reply to this Comment
And you should have spent the plastic surgery money on your nose instead of your tits.
Reply to this Comment
Touche!
Reply to this Comment
BlueElement... You have never seen a tall asian lady?? Okay...
Okay Mia - If your representing the Asians out there please try to keep it real...
Fake boobs
Fake hair color
Fake eye color
Fake smile (at least it looks forced)
Is there anything about you that real...
Reply to this Comment
OMFG........
Jackson, come on.... this is getting a little outta line now. Does any bitch that sends in pic's get to be the BLOTD. If your just tryin to give away the T-Shirts for advertising, send me a case and I'll go out on a street corner and hand them out for ya.
This fug no more deserves to be a BLOTD than my three legged dog.
This is getting really really sad.
And that IS the bottom line........
Reply to this Comment
okay stop it with the contacts. I'm half asian and have blue eyes and it's annoying when people say that my eyes are fake. I wonder where the asians having fake eye color came from.... (page 6)
I won't say anything else
Reply to this Comment
What hurts her case is that ALL of her friends in the photos are better looking than her.
Reply to this Comment
Sorry but this chic is not good looking at all, that girl kelley has a nicer face. This girl looks like a cross between a pug and a chihuahua. UGLY!!
Reply to this Comment
Goddamnit! Man I was trying to fuckin eat when I saw this post... there goes my appetite. If that tells you anything. big fat 0 *s.
Reply to this Comment
Oh, honey...
I can't even give you an A for effort.
Reply to this Comment
lol
Reply to this Comment
Mai, I have a request.
Please DON'T love me long time. Thank you, please... just go.
Reply to this Comment
Cute Asian girl with a boob job. I'm in NYC and Cute Asian chicks are all over the place here, so I'm not like in awe of her. That being said I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't enjoy banging her.
Some of her friends are really hot though!!
Reply to this Comment
Blue contacts and/or blonde hair on asians is as bad as white suburban kids with dreadlocks. Just stop.
Reply to this Comment
THIS.
Reply to this Comment
So eloquently stated. Agreed.
Reply to this Comment
AMEN
Reply to this Comment
I'd rather it be real....Whatever it is....You just seem fake all over.
Please go find a personality and tell you friend in picture 7 she is beyond gorgeous.
At least with Kelley we had an element of mystery...The Mystery of gender?
Personally I think Kelley was born with both.
Please I can name 2 people of asian decent that could blow you out of the water.....and that is just here on Bastardly (DB, TLA)....Your average at best.
Not being mean....But if you got a man with money, that likes you....You best milk it before the well done run dry.
PS as I always say in these...Get an education while you're at it, cause when you start getting older....You'll need more than your ass-ets to get by.
Reply to this Comment
"At least with Kelley we had an element of mystery...The Mystery of gender?"
LMFAO
Reply to this Comment
i think, we have another mystery of gender here.
Reply to this Comment
Here in NYC for example the other day I saw an Asian chick on the subway that was easily top 10 hottest women I've ever seen in person, and she was all natural. She hardly had any makeup on, real boobs (big and jiggly too)! I nutted my slacks! Hahaa!!
Reply to this Comment
i'd tap it on her forehead. gack* woman. stop. the. madness. today will be a bad day for you. i've done worse tho.
Reply to this Comment
Too fobby for my tastes. Also, your fake tits aren't distracting us from your gut.
Reply to this Comment
0.5 stars...
Reply to this Comment
Oh, and 0.5 is a sympathy vote for the fake t@ts.
Reply to this Comment
Having cute friends is always a plus in my book – especially more then one – pic 4 & 7 – that’s an automatic invite to the party.
Pic 2 is your best picture IMO. We're still waiting on a score from the judges table - Bring back the widget!
Reply to this Comment
We've got a big egg roll here... Shave your stomach!
Reply to this Comment
Hot import nights, that's what pic #4 makes me think about. I spend alot of time in asia, you asian girls are screwing up by trying to look like white girls, be yourself. Fake tits are all right everybody got them,but if I want a white girl I get one, if I want Latino I get one. so if I want a asian, look asian, I don't want a hybrid of latino/white girl.Besides you fail the main test . Your feet are not good! I was wondering why you was wearing sneakers in most of the pics.Hey Leni what you think about those feet?
Reply to this Comment
What's next Jackson? A Cyclops?
"It only takes one eye to look in here." *Points to heart*
Reply to this Comment
I'll give you points for being a slut, you have a nice body, face is OK. I'd definitely bone you, though I'm not sure that says a whole lot given my low standards for just sex.
I don't get why you posted so many pics with hotter friends : pics 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9 all have women significantly hotter (not sure how many different women are there).
Reply to this Comment
your friend on pic 7 is beautiful!
Reply to this Comment
ugly ass bitch, i'd still fuck you with my cattle prod though and lick shit out of your ass though, bitch!
Reply to this Comment
You should have skipped on the fake titties and gotten your nose fixed instead. Seriously, that is one fug nose you've got there.
Reply to this Comment
bingo. that's exactly what i thought.
Reply to this Comment
I would not even want to have a maitai with Mai.
Reply to this Comment
She looks like SHREK!!
Reply to this Comment
There are so many asian hotties out there, so why did this fug have to post? And she has fake tits so she gets a -5 from me.
Reply to this Comment
Ok so Asian girls only go out with other bad drivers or unemployment receipients(black dudes). Why no yellow love for the white or brown man?
You must love the really tiny or the really LARGE, no inbetween huh?
Oh well.
Reply to this Comment
more like DONKEY than SHREK
Reply to this Comment
#43 Lambo59, I gotta agree with you, from what I've seen her feet are not pretty
Reply to this Comment
damn #44 not #43
Reply to this Comment
"I wanted to prove that not all asians look like Kelley from last week. ughh"
Yeah you obviously represent Asians very well ugly blue contacts and fake blond hair.Stop trying to be white you are not.You are nothing special delusional slut and seem to be very annoying.
Reply to this Comment
I hope that lingerie thingy and angel wings weren't a halloween costume. It lacks creativity. Maybe just an excuse to show off her fake titties
Reply to this Comment
Face reminds me of a Gremlin.
Reply to this Comment
yeah! a gremlin, that's it!
Reply to this Comment
You are a victim of traditional American race prejudice; it is obvious you only get along with other asian females, and you try too hard to look less "Asian" by using contact lenses, opening your eyes wide when in fron of a camera and dying your hair blonde.
Fuck'em. Truth is you're hot as hell. Truth is I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE EMAIL OF YOUR FRIEND IN PIC 7!!!!
Please?
Reply to this Comment
hey i think you're cute. You remind me of someone but i cant think who
Reply to this Comment
Yeah, the female gremlin.
Reply to this Comment
http://weaknights.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/02/femalegrem...
The female gremlin.
Reply to this Comment
ET?
Reply to this Comment
She has E.T's nose alright. (no offense to E.T)
Reply to this Comment
you're not doing much to improve the asian image. you're like a tiny step up from kelly last week. also, you should have saved the money you spent on your boobs to get yourself a new nose.
Reply to this Comment
wow. you're like the consolation prize for any dude who can't nail one of your friends.
on the bright side, all you have to do is go fuck yourself to feel better.
Reply to this Comment
she's 1 in 1.3 billion
I think she's kinda fug. I've seen many many prettier and hotter asians.
I'd giver her a 2
Reply to this Comment
She's cute but I hate the fake boobs and color contacts.
Reply to this Comment
hmm ur not bad, but drop the trash. Embrace ur natural looks and ull be much better looking. Also i love the way ppl r callin her a slut for answerin yes to the Q bout sleepin with an old guy, yet everytime a BLOTD says she wudnt u call her a lying bitch. Slightly hypocritical me thinks.
Reply to this Comment
72 it's not only that it is all her delusional slutty comments.She seems to be a bitch.
Reply to this Comment
Reply to this Comment
oh shit i didnt realize the picture was that pic. sorry!
Reply to this Comment
Her face is a no. I mean, Mai, you look like you're depressed to be alive in all of your pics! Don't be a sad panda.
BUT YOU are a step up from Kelley. MAJOR step up.
Reply to this Comment
not a word.
Reply to this Comment
that skeered the shit outta me bonica...
Reply to this Comment
damn I'll bet you can breathe really really well
Reply to this Comment
Pretty girl.
Reply to this Comment
still have to fuck all you asians sideways!!! nothing special here but a newly done rack that is way too big for your body!!! can you try any harder!!!
Reply to this Comment
That other asian was quite butta indeed, but your face looks a tad bit like a monkey.
Reply to this Comment
When will these girls learn not to submit photos taken with girls who are much hotter than they are?
Reply to this Comment
I'm digging it! Specially that body is droolable.
Reply to this Comment
Oh and don't worry about haters, I've read people comment so much crap about even the most beautiful people such as adriana lima.
Reply to this Comment
Not much to look at, average build but very nice looking friends.
Nuff said.
Reply to this Comment
You are a walking contradiction........you call yourself sexy and put your pics up here to prove that "not all asians look like Kelly"........yet you are trying hard to NOT look asain. Keep in mind I'm not saying you're ugly - just kind of sad. It's obvious you're not secure with the way you are NATURALLY. Why try to bleach your hair and wear blue contacts? Obviously you are asain which generally goes along with the dark hair and eyes. Why fight so hard to be something you're not. That speaks volumes about yourself. Do you really have to try and make yourself up to look like the stero-typical white girl to feel pretty? Guess we know the answer....
Reply to this Comment
em...no....no stars for you!
Reply to this Comment
yew....YUCK!!!!!! "I'm a fun, sexy girl. And the party don't start til I get there!!!" WTF!!!!!
That's it..........all Asian girls think they're sexy but, try living with them. They're are FUCKIN' NASTY!!!!!!!
. end of STORY!!!!
Reply to this Comment
Agree with #89.
Reply to this Comment
your eyes are lifeless which proves you have no substance.
i hope you spent as much on your education than on your breasts at least.
Reply to this Comment
umm..NO, 2 steps behind on evolution, very chimpanzeish. Typical cambo jungle monkey. Shoulnt be ranking on that other asain girl cause you look like the dark area of my asscrack.
Reply to this Comment
#65 Yeah, um, I am pretty sure that isn't an American thing since I saw more blondes in Shanghai than I have in any Chinatown. Don't try to tell me that they are emulating American culture, either, because I was there for three weeks and the only Americans I saw on TV or in ads were NBA players... and none of them were blonde either! I always figured that if you have 20 friends, all with brown eyes and dark hair, and you want to stand out you go blonde. It is less risky than a Mike Tyson face tat or Sinead O'Connor cut.
Reply to this Comment
i have to quote Sinatra .."that`s why the lady is a tramp"
Reply to this Comment
Not overly fascinated but wouldn't mind some rice for dinner.
Reply to this Comment
ugly fake bitches like you make for easy ammo.
go and find an equally ugly and equally fat man to bang you with a baseball bat. it's probably the only thing big enough for you to feel anyway.
Reply to this Comment
Cambodian?
Reply to this Comment
I think most people here are being too harsh on this girl, although I really think that its NOT her that submitted these pics I'll comment on her. First of all I dont think shes ugly, shes not beautiful either but appearance is not dichotomous (beautiful/ugly). I really think shes an average looking girl. Shes surely NOT fat. If this girl is fat then K. Heigl is a whale. She probably got a 'boob-job' on such a young age either because she had a (physical/anatomical) problem or because she was feeling too insecure, she had the money (well her father had the money) and she went for it. I really think that if you offer a free 'boob-job' to 100 girls aged 18 to 23 more than half will accept (I know I'm generalizing here but I think its the truth). That doesnt make them 'sluts' its just the way things are today. Both women and men are being constantly 'bombarded' with sexy, unreal images of 'perfect', unflawed idols (models, celebs, athletes, etc) so our perspective (especially young people's) on what is beautiful is being overly affected. I know its part of the bastardly mentality to flame average looking girls but this is too much...Cheers!
Reply to this Comment
OF COURSE, no one has said that you look like a certain celebrity to get into your pants. That's for two reasons, Mai:
1. No one knows any celebrity rats. You are a ratface.
2. No one wants to get in the pants of a transvestite.
The money you wasted on titjob, you could have bought acid and pured it over your face.
Reply to this Comment
Somebody needs to lose a little weight, especially around the waist. Considering she was trying to show how hot/good-looking she is, she shouldn't have submitted pics 4, 7 and 9 because the girls standing next to her are far more beautiful than she is. She's an average looking girl but when compared to her friends she's ugly.
And Pajek, even if we are "'bombarded' with sexy, unreal images of 'perfect', unflawed idols " all it takes to destroy those perfect images is coming to a website like this and seeing what those idols truly look like. More than 90% of them look average or below average. Only a few actually look almost as good as in their airbrushed/edited photos (but never as good as).
The fact is just last week I saw a real girl with a fantastic body. She was walking along the beach wearing shorts and a bikini top and she had the most amazing, toned, thin, curvaceous body. She wasn't an idol of any kind, just some girl enjoying the sun. Her 'perfect' body was 100% real. There are women like that, with truly perfect bodies and they don't need photoshop to look like that.
Reply to this Comment
I also believe that the 'truly' beautiful women are women we see on the metro, bus, supermarket, etc generally the so-called girls next door. But that has nothing to do with the fact that there are more womens magazines about beauty, and more mens magazines about cars than there are newspapers...You really think that teens reading stupid magazines like cosmopolitan are not affected by the images and the lifestyle presented in them? These motherfuckers want to capitalize (especially) on teens insecurities. And it seems that most of the times they are successful. Thats why like I said, you cant actually blame all these teen girls for 'fixing' their noses or having 'boob-jobs'. And lets be realistic here its a common tendency of women to always think they are less beautiful than they actually are. I cant imagine one woman (even this woman you saw on the beach, who as you say was amazing) that would tell me to fuck-off if I offered her a free one year subscription to a beauty spa...Cheers!
Reply to this Comment
you people are sad ! WHAT IS WITH THE FREAKING CONTACTS !!! dont you see !! you look A-W-F-U-L please do yourself a favor and burn those things ! ahem... by the way you can say that to your girlfriends as well !
GIRL IN THE PIC NUMBER 4 IS HOT !
Reply to this Comment
I would love you short time.
Reply to this Comment
i wouldnt fuck you ever. tits ar large and fake. but thats it. u fail. 0 star.
Reply to this Comment
Cute, in a
sort of way... nice tits.
Reply to this Comment
^Hehe! Coloured contacts and blonde hair look ridiculus on asains. It just makes you appear very skanky and lame and desperate and insecure.
Reply to this Comment
*asians*
Reply to this Comment
She looks like the chick I get my laundry from. Stop putting so much starch in my shirts bitch!
Reply to this Comment
Your friends are frickin hot!
Reply to this Comment
Pajek, I'm a 25 year old female who grew up with those magazines. Was I influenced by them? To a certain extent, yes. But here's the thing, I had the brains to figure out what was real and what wasn't. In fact all it takes is looking at those magazines, it's clearly noticeable those photos are airbrushed. I mean, their skin doesn't exactly look like skin. Have you noticed that? After that all it took was looking at photos of what the "idols" really look like to see that they're completely normal people. Not only that but I made the effort to love myself in those days when I wasn't feeling all that great. Actually, I think nowadays I love myself way too much, it gets to the point when it's ridiculous.
I guess what I did was look at things from more than one perspective. For instance, big breasts are great because they're big but they can also make you look "fat" when you wear certain clothes, even if you're thin (I speak from personal experience). Small breasts on the other hand might be small but they look perkier and stay that way for a longer time, and they look great in almost every outfit. Another thing you can consider is fame. Nowadays everybody wants to be famous and yes, the money and status that come with it might be good but you also lose your privacy (which for me is of the utmost importance) and are chased by fans and paparazzi all the time. You have too look at the good and the bad before doing something like getting your boobs done. Is that really what you want? Is it really necessary? Aren't you just giving in to social pressure? This requires that one thinks about it, that one uses one's brain. The media can't be blamed for everything, it's also people's fault. Teenagers can't get breast implants unless their parents allow (and pay for it), so it's up to the parents to use their brains before making a choice.
Reply to this Comment
Superfine!!! Just needs to work on the tan...
Reply to this Comment
the nose is soooooo bad and the bottom lip, whats with that???
and to the guys at the beginning who are saying you wud like to 'bang' some girl in pic 6 or 7 or whetever. i think that may be her sis you know cuz theres a masive resemblance!
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!