Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kelly
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
I'm Kelly, I'm 18 years old (barely legal! shock and awe!) and in the vast array of pictures of me, I have included some with my also bastardly lady friend for all of your sick bastardly lesbian fantasies.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
First would be Lindsay Lohan, because there's just something about her that screams sex and makes me want to ravage her. Then, in no particular order, Kate Bekinsale, Freja Erichsen, Monica Bellucci, Lauren Bacall (back in the day), Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie (in the Lara Croft days… she's too skinny now), Kim Kardashian (if I duct-taped her mouth first), Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightley (she looks like she'd be super kinky), and Elisha Cuthbert. I suppose it's not a fair question, though, since I consider myself bisexual and it would thus take half the work to make me go lesbian.
Do you like your boobs?
I really, really do. Though they aren't huge, they look perkier without a bra than with and are a good handful, so they are very fun to play with.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
All my grandfathers were dead before I met them, so I therefore have no clue what their ages are, but I would sleep with a dude the age of my dad, who is 70, for $3,000,000 for sure, if he was an older hottie like Clint Eastwood. If he were an average Joe, then no; wrinkled penis isn't worth it.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not to get in my pants, no. One of my friends said I look like a blond Camille Belle, and many lesbians trying to get in my pants have said I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah, none of them ever really piqued my interest. And too many of the hotter ones seem to be lacking brain cells.
What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I'm a bastard? I think it's because I can hit punches and take them just as well, and because I'm hot, intelligent, and independent.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
You are very cute. Conan is a good movie.
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It is, only she is holding Conan the game in her hands.
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Some pics cute others, not so much...
Hate the self taken cell phone pics.
I'd say 3.5 *'s fo you.
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Cute, but trying a bit too hard.
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Are you a nerd girl or just faking it? Cute bi-curious nerdy girls are why I went to art school...
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Do you know any nerd girls that would be caught dead wearing an Abercrombie polo shirt? The only explanation would be she comes from some mormon family (or similar) and plays nerdy/art/emo girl at school and good family values girl at home (pic 9 and 11 especially). Personally, I say she's probably just desperate to be praised and accepted (thus the post here) and tries on identities like bargain bin VS underwear.
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I asked if she was for real... maybe she has discovered that as a nerd girl she is a goddess and as a normal girl she is a cute also ran!
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THANK YOU! My thoughts exactly. I thought, what exactly is she going for here? Nerd/gamer? Emo? Then I see the A&F shirt and it was like ohhhh, she's just desperately grasping at whatever trend she can, in hopes that someone will accept her.
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Cute...pic 11 is my favorite.
Whats your style? In some pics you are cute and adorable while in others you are goth. I'd give you a 3.5 stars.
Your camera sucks btw.
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You are cute but let's face it; We're both dumbasses for doing this.
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no your not Hallery, your one of my favs :)
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its d55 in pic 4! ur cute, I can see the Pfieffer thing in the latter pics. A little bit tho and only wen u pull a certain face. Beautiful eyes tho.
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Stick with the nice girl look.
You look like a complete idiot with the costumes and fucked up hair.
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Forget it... this is one of those myspace wannabes
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i liked the comments !, I can see a young princess Di lol, very cute...
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Princess Di wasn't good lucking. She was only average. She just didn't look inbred so everybody fawned over her.
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Plastic surgery is the best thing that ever happened to the UK!
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Youre very cute. You have girl next door appeal. I think you look best in the pictures where you werent trying so hard, but i like you. You seem spunky!
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Kinda cute.... but the pics are a bit grainy. I like your eyes.... but I think you might have some identity issues. 3*
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You are all over the fucking map with your pictures. Sometime you look like a cute girl next-door, then in the next photo you seem to want to cut yourself....
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What server do you play on in AoC? That game rocks!
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I agree! Kinda cute! Could be a total stuck up bitch though! You never know!
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Cute, like a young Ellen Barkin, can't tell much about your body though, and we have been very hungry for a BLOTD, so you should fare well...3***s NEXT PLEASE
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Cute blond. I'd bang her. Loved her boob question answer. Hot answer!
But what's up with the lack of body pics? Trying to hide something?
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I think that over all, you are an attractive young woman. In some of the photographs, you resemble a young Rebecca De Mornay. Also, I think you look much better without a lot of makeup. You look best natural and casual.
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Nah..... this chick isn't all that. I'd have to pass.
My fav is still Melissa (lvgl90)
And thats the bottom line.........
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Also I meant to add that I think its cute she's a geek. That wins her some points with me.
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not bad, nice eyes, solid 7/10 (***)
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I think she was cross bred with aliens....I get that ET vibe from her.
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Pretty girl, good personaility, extra points for your lesbian answer (you are definitely BI, that's hot), and I'm glad there's a new BLOTD -- you have to be brave and insane. I like the variety and enjoy the goth look.
5 Stars.
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The girl on page 7 is gorgeous. Not you, The friend of course.
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Cankle alert and thunder legs, page 3
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page 4 now
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Take notes, Pam. You could use some thunder anything on your body. Oh yeah, cute chick.
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Hey, stop provoking me. My ultra skinny dude likes skinny chicks.
Oh yeah, some guys do, believe it or not.
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Calm down, I'm just messin' with ya.
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Slutty and lesbian, probably a case study for STDs, but not bad for a go in the cafe toilets.
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Something is missing...Oh, i know what it is, no D55 up in here acting like a jealous psycho bitch and starting unnecsesary drama! Thank you god for small favours.
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She's really pretty.. I like your haircut
LOL @ 31
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Kelly, listen to me. You are hot and I'm in love with you. I live in Los Angeles, three blocks from the beach. I've already discussed it with my wife and we think you should move in with us. We have a second bedroom that can be yours. Well, actually, it's my son's room, but I told him he was moving out ASAP. We can decorate it any way you want. You won't have to pay rent or get a job. You and my wife can stay home all day, walk to the beach, shop, get lunch, whatever. The only request I have is that you take a shower with me at least once a week. I look at you and all I can think about is washing your hair and soaping up your nether-regions. Please write back to me to confirm your imminent arrival.
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ED YANG IS THE TRUTH!
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Edward,
You goddamned fickle bastard. I am crushed. I'm moving in with SuperDave now. Are you fucking happy? You know, I actually think you are trying to make me jealous of little Kelly here.
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Edward Yang is one creepy son of a bitch.... He may be on to something though
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All men are creepy, some just hide it. In fact the ones who hide it tend to be the creepiest, they have some REALLY fucked up stuff going on in their heads.
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You're a member on Specktra aren't you??
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Only if you had dark hair.
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I think the lack of body shots proves that she is a Mormon.
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Me like
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So what is Hallery to do now Ed?
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she's moving to my beach house in Texas, thank you very much...
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To #6
Yup! Knew a girl from a Mormon family that got to school. She was never allowed to eat desert. Went from skinny to over 200 Lbs in a year. Also got into the Lesie thing. Waste of time...
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Does Hallery know?
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well, not yet, but I think she will warm to it...
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looks good in some like 1,2,14. +1
her looks jumps artsy to A&F to goth. -1
xbox 360, i'm a PS3 guy. -1
listing like 50 women she'd go lez for. +5
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'All my grandfathers were dead before I met them'
HUH?
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well that rules out brain surgery, good catch Alina... ;)
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BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA
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pic 6...a beanie???
whats that? a hat? crazy funky junky hat. overslept, hair unsightly, tryna look like keira knightley. we've been there we've done that, we see right through your funky hat.
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looks like an uglier elisha cuthbert
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What's up with all the bad quality pics. What are you trying to hide? A Paris Hilton eye, or a SJP nose?
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im not going to comment on the way you look because im highly doubting you are 18
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Playing with make up can be fun...
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PAGE 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF
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This girl is a shapeshifter. At first I was thinking she looks like Elisha Cuthbert but slightly blanded-out by an infusion of Rachel McAdams. Later on I saw some traces of Kiki Dunst ( #12 ) and Ellen Barkin ( #13 ) as someone else pointed out.
She's not exactly my type ( too artsy-collegey ) but the Lindsay Lohan answer wins big points with me.
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page 10.....ET....Phone home....
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Well, i have several things to say. First of all, why the hell would you put on a corset and a fishnets.. and not bother to put on proper shoes???She's stumpy and short... going shoeless while trying to be sexy isnt working here. Second, why is a girl with anorexic lips trying to poof out her lips in most of the closeups? This never fails to confuse me... Women with no lips arent fooling anyone when they try to suck in their cheeks and stick out their lips. It just makes you look mildly retarded. Embrace youre plain white looks and make the best of it. You should have just played up the skin.. youre freckles are cute... and you should dye youre hair brown. And, you need to either gain weight and get big boobs and hips.. or else you need to lose weight... you seem stuck in a grey zone.. neither hot nor ugly.. neither fat or skinny..and youre answers to questions are kind of dumb, so you should probably work on your personality as well.
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I think you're cute, and I like pic 9. Your answers aren't bad, either.
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Hey Kelly, in pic 13 -- is that a Sephiroth drawn on your right temple? Now that's freaky.
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You could do porn.
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amen
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tree trunk legs
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Ha! Alina...I just caught your comment. Funny. Maybe she likes meet her grandfathers the old fashion way...With a shovel.
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She's stupid too. In Pic #1 she spelled "Vassar" backwards.
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Ahahhaha! You are funnier here than on the news Barbara Boxer!
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Cute, but sooooo very young and naive... Like every 18 year old.
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I digg her. Pretty blue eyes. She has a sexiness about her, yet can be exotic as hell. I'd deff photograph her.
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That's what I thought when I saw the first picture, the one with the red shirt. Thought that she'd be great scissor-material. But then there's all these witch and goth crap.. scares the shit outta me.. What if she turned my Vayjay into a frog while we were scissoring, that would be sooo awkward!
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LOL, She said VayJay.
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*Ribbit!*
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i never had liked an 18 year old that sweet an nice, but no one had 18 year old girl that loves or likes you as good friend or great friend
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im not gonna read all the comments before i make my own...
loses points for liking Gay-Metal (the HIM hat)
but doesnt really effect the overall look of how she looks like a WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY hotter and cuter version than Hayley Williams of the band Paramore. and that girl is REAL hot (just not in anyway talented)
in the top 10 of BLOTD ever. easily.
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also let me add....barely legal huh? blonde huh? thin huh?
i cant tell you HOW MUCH MORE this girl deserves to be famous than Stumpy the wonder midget.
this girl is just a regular chick....and shes a fucking UNIVERSE better looking than Panttierre....
id much rather see someone like this famous and someone like Stumpy not.
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I think she's cute and has some fantastic eyes with some deviation on makeup. I see the Michelle Pfeiffer similarities that the lesbians use as a pickup line. Since I'm a lesbian I might use it too. I know, I'm a guy but still... *evil grin*
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Get rid of the ugly eye makeup.
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Pic 9 rocks my world. Glasses are sexy.
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I never met my grandfathers either, and it's not like i needed them or anything. My life wouldn't have changed if i did have a grandfather, so whats your point? I wouldn't touch an old wrinkled dude even if they paid me. And all penis are wrinkled, except when they are hard.
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you're super hot honey
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LOL....
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Hayley Williams would totally kick her ass...
I do love me some Hayley...
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i think this kelly chick is a hotter/cuter version. plus of course hayley could kick her ass...shes got 4 dudes in her band with her...
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HAHAHA
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Notta real read head, but she has my vote.
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You're just a dick receptacle, bitch.
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Meh. She bores me. Next.
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Pretty
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You're very cute and sexy, even if a bit "mood-swingy". You look like a younger, blond version of Siouxsie Sioux. (4 ****)
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what a crazy thing to say.. siouxsie sioux has sharp defined features.. this girl has a mush face. no offense to her, because some men like mush faces... look at camron diaz... some men like her
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Those aren't "men."
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Very cute with great eyes. She comes off as intelligent and down-to-earth. The witchy-looking pic creeped me out but she is a great BLOTD overall.
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Not bad. Cute and yes it is fun to play around with make up.
Answers are OK except for the granpa one.
I see no Michelle Pfeiffer in you what so ever and what is with the goth wardrobe?
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Hallery is still my favorite BLOTD.
Then Leni.
Then Dayane.
Kelly is #4 in the top 10.
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Hello Edward,
Thank you and I am sorry I called you fickle. I guess I just can't control myself around you very well. Now I don't have to drown my sorrows in a bottle of Merlot like I had planned. Oh, and I meant to tell you that I LOVE Bryter Layter.
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Nick Drake = awesome-osity
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Yes! My current favorite is Sunday from the Bryter Layter album. I love the acoustic guitar.
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thanks Ed :)
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pretty in a cute way...not stunning or anything...i am in a hurry so i am yet to read her answers...i shall be back to let you know if your answers annoyed me
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You have nice skin. Your cute. Clothing doesn't dictate a person. It's cool you mix it up. Hot points for possibly being nerdy. Though, these all look like myspace pics.
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I just looked at your pictures again, Ms. Kelly, and I am going to have to re-jigger my top ten and put you at #2, behind the breath-taking Ms. Hallery.
You look like a sci-fi version of a young Traci Lords.
And yes that is a compliment.
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I like you Ed, I really do, but you are an assmunch for bumping Leni for this... rethink it man...
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lmao..... :)
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cute and fuckable. i spunked it to pick 9 in the glasses and tight polo shirt showing titties. a+
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You look like a pig.
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very cute girl, love the first pic! :)
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Boring,averge,blah.
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*average
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Good to see another bi gal reppin here :)
Sure makeup can be fun, but I think you look a lot prettier in the more natural shots
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Ugly legs you should lose some weight fat ass.
Just ugly.
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cute.......eyes!!! I really dig pic 10.
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she's normal looking, like any other girl, except she's a total dork and probably goes to anime conventions
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I'd destroy this chick, she seems kinky
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shes ok...nothing cute or special.
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She is looking like the average slut you would fack and discard without much thought.
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Your cute, in a bi-sexual grrrl next door kind of way. Hell, you can come to my house and fck my sister!
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Pasty, blond, sexy and games hardcore. My new favorite BLOTD of all time.
You are always welcome in my bed if you are every in Philly.
Let's make babies and orgasms.
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"All my grandfathers were dead before I met them, so I therefore have no clue what their ages are..."
"I'm hot, intelligent, and independent..."
You're so intelligent, you can't work out how old your grandfathers are?
Fucking stupid, try-hard, blonde bimbo, whore!
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Not to mention she met them while they were dead.
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Wait a minute, that should be, *since* they've been dead.
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Trying too hard. Chill the fuck out. Almost tl;dr
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Gaah! The HIM sign.
1/5
Now be banished, you wretched spawn of stupidity.
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nothing speacial...
i'd probably hit it for tally purposes...
2 stars
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ew, i do not like her at all. her answers suck
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Watch out for Nemedian adventurers.
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looks like a typical white druggie to me
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