You look like Ice-T's wife if she were constantly on helium and not a tranny. This is not a compliment.

slutty looking girls are funny.

so what the heck is she doing in that 4th pic? squatting down to take a dump?

Evil...hahahaha. well done.

This girl looks like she parties with her pants off, which is never a bad thing. Sort of a cliched look, but when you can get a free BJ in the bathroom after saying hello, who cares? I kid, I kid. Nice dog too.

In my less than humble opinion you are so many leaps and bounds better than the rest of the fat fucking trash that posts their shit on here. The contest is over you win. Please post more daily. You fucking rule.

and if she is taking a dump in that picture God bless her, aim for my chest.

#3, I will give her props for one thing: At least she is not somebody's slutty white trash mother.

Ugh... Obnoxious answers to the questionnaire. I'm guessing you are one of those loud, nasal types. Gross.

I gave you 1 star, simply for the Fergie comment.
Other than that, your fake looking, but cute none the less.

@5

that we know of.

and did you notice she said she'd Sleep with HER grandpa for 3 million (not just a guy the age of her grandpa). lol.

fucking a Samurai fucking a

you're pretty that's for sure, maybe too girl next door type for me, not high fashion pretty or anything but you're okay BUT WTF?? fergie - you're blind, she smells and she pissed herself during a concert - you like her=you're dumber than you look

Earlier in the week I was worried about the dwindling population of Canadas trailor parks;But not now. Lot 39a BABY.

4.25 stars

.75 deduction for the bleached out hair

"trailor" who the hell spells it that way..... I mean TRAILER park

WTF ?? Fergie - you're dumber than you look, though you are pretty - maybe a little girl next door pretty but that's okay

You look like a less hotter version of Nicole Richie. And PlEASE get rid of that hair! It looks gross, trashy and cheap.

So do you just feel extra sexy in the crapper or what? If you ladies simply must take pictures in the bathroom, can't you at least invest $25 bucks in a Photoshop knockoff and mask the sinks and toilet out?

That would be awesome.

Oh, and goofy faces don't make you look sexy. They make you look goofy.

... Fuck With Your Dog ?

#6, she is on helium. Now that I think of it, I have this image in my head of her carrying around a helium tank sort of like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
#8, Let us hope that she never has kids for they will certainly be uh genetically deficient.

She makes Jordan look like a natural beauty.

Even your dog hates you Karen. He looks like he wants to kill himself. You probably have a whole scrapbook for all of your pets that committed suicide just like Paris Hilton in that South Park episode.

LOL, well said B.!

apart from the slutty, trashy personality and the evidence of your lack of class, I think you're hot, sexy and probably very fun to go to the club and party
your dog is cute

Pic #6 is really disturbing.

Cholla?
I'd stick it in tho...
Would I hang around till morning?
Hellz no

Next time loose the dog pics, yes we get you like dogs.
Did not need to see a PITS schlong tho with you embrasing the dog like that.
Ruined the whole set of poor quality pics, I know you can afford a real digital camer cause of the hair coloring you gots going on (days are numbered on that)
Scale of 1-10
3

whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not only would she sleep with a grandpa, but she is saying she would sleep with her own grandpa for 3 mil...thanks for putting that little detail in there to show the level of your whoreness...your hair is disgusting, your make up is disgusting (you are only 18...why would you need so much make-up when girls your age have perfect skin)...i cant see your face...you will grow up to be some asshole's abused girlfriend (if you already arent); I'm so proud of you...your fashion sense sucks...you just look dirty overall (no, thats not a compliment)...stay in school, skank

I was gonna give you 1* and realized you are Canadian so that is minus 1*, which would leave you with 0 but i have to go ahead and still give you a 1* cuz 0 is not possible on the scale

typical slutty blond chicks. I see them enough here in California. SOOOOO TYPICAL! lol.

oh, please stop trying to be edgy lmao with those baggy jeans and shoes that have no shoe laces and a wife-beater...you are a huge joke, lil girl LOL

My guess is she'll be married to a grease ball body builder from the local gym soon.

Looks good for a week of fucking and sucking, little else.

Ugh, typical myspace chick. What are you trying to hide?

You must have an obnoxious personality to go along with your obnoxious hair. Don't you have a boy/girl friend that could take pics of you anywhere but the can? Utterly stupid to take pics of yourself in the shitter.
I don't like your bleached hair it looks like it was done while your were stoned.
I do, however, like your legs & rack, can't really make an opinion about your face because pics are fuzzy or you have a stupid look on it.

Doable until I saw her humping the dog.

You look like you could be pretty... why do you dress, wear makeup and pose like those Louisiana MySpace sluts?

Um. No. You're 18 and you already have bags under your eyes.
The future doesn't bode well for you.
Nice bod though....so what strip club did you say you worked at again?
If the pole isn't in your present, it is in your future....And we are talking skanky dive bar club not high class strip club.
Hate to be mean, but you slutty, admit you'd sleep with your own grandpa for money and you alreadly wear enough make up to close up your pores for years to come.
Please get a make over, go a few crunches and at least get an education out of the porn biz.

loose the 5 pounds of make up and nicole richie hair and then i might consider giving you a star.

Ouch... Never heard you say anything that critical/mean, Richard-Schlichting. I like it!

i'd tap it on her forehead. her dog is super hot. i've done worse tho.

YUCK! I bet this skank eats cookies off the floor and drinks expired milk.

Sure, you're attractive but why the need to look like every other cheap slut in this shithole of a city we live in? Cowtown represent!

I predict that when the doors of Cowboy's open again you'll be tramped up inside trying to sell me overpriced jello shooters. Why not skip this unfortunate destiny, come down to my office, and ride the Sex Dwarf hard. Trust me, you'll love it!

The bastardly lady of the day is going in another direction and I don't think I like it. I miss the sweet, girl next door blotd.

I'm not a fan of the look you are trying to achieve. Less is more.

B.- You nailed it.

2 stars

Sorry ACE, Hallery can only post so many times......

you have a hot body.

way over done with the hair and make-up......it looks like you are very pretty, but it's hard to tell with all that extra crap

^ Good point...I guess I do have my favorite.

You may have posted your pictures here but you obviously don't ever read this site...
the fucking myspace kissy face shots are so fucking stupid...
You have a mirror us it... hair looks fried, make-up looks caked on... you look like you've been partying since you were in Junior High and that ain't a good thing honey...

Cute dog though...

Cute. but looks like she'd be a fucking bitch!

hot slutty damn! we need more of these!

Always neuter your pets.

A true slut in grand fashion. We set the bar low here for slutty trash but you gone don dug a 6 foot hole under the bar to crawl around in. Impressive! Quintessential whoring. You were made for whoring and you know it. You are a hot slut, dumb. but hot. And around here that's all it takes. You probably are a lock for BLOTW too. You can blow me later.

God bless stupid attention whores who take care of their slutty bodies! Thanks for being today's fap puppet. SKEEZA!

Body 4.5 (nice knees for a BJ queen)
Face 4 (nice suck face)
Pics 4 (one word: clean)
Answers 2 (I bet ti took you all day to come up with those gems, didn't it?)
==========
4 stars (one for each STD! WHOAR!)

Fergie!?! Are you trying to incite a riot???

Bigger? hmmmmmm . . . They could actually be quite a bit smaller, and you'd still be fine.

$3mil question: Surprisingly derisive humor from someone so young. I'm impressed (and LOL). While it's lost on many, surely there will be some who appreciate your wit as much as I.

Yet, it seems like such an obvious answer. In hindsight, I can't believe nobody has come up with it, before now. Well done!

Yeah, and I can't quite imagine any perpetually erect youngster not trying to 'venture forth'. ;^)

Oh, but there's a basic and common error with your photos. You try to look "sexy". That approach almost invariably produces "slutty-looking" results. You have the beauty of youth. When you pose, simply be happy to be young and beautiful. Your photos will take on an air of sensuality, naturally. I think you should try again!

Your witty persona alone is worth 4 stars! (There are no 5s)

She's going for the Guidette look, I don't have problem with that. I only have a problem with her saying she'd probably sleep with her own grand pa for 3 mills. Ewww!(-1 star for that)

Overall though 4 stars.

Tentacle, WOW! I thought Richard-Schlichting was scathing!

I can't imagine there being any question: You win 'bastard of the day'!

"fap puppet"
That was a major giggle!

"nice knees"
Damn! I almost pissed myself!!!

BOO-YAH!!!

I'm getting really tired of the whole taking a pic of myself thing.

Most of the idiots who posted above HAVE to be closet homo's or old men or something. This chick is so fucking awesome. Looks like a nice slutty sorority whore, and if ANYBODY wouldn't bang this chick, your dick does not work, or you like men. Or maybe you just bitch about everybody to feel better. Anyways, hottest I've seen in a looooooong time on here.

This chick is the dirty stripper hot!!! The kinda of girl you throw a thumb in her ass while ur fucking her just because you can!!! Hot, but deff slutty young girl who will be wrapped around a pole in no less than a year if she already isn't.

Cum Dumpsters like you make me ashamed to have a vagina.

matso - Not jumping to an conclusion, but are you trying to get layed?
"Surprisingly derisive humor from someone so young." - That's not humour that's the redneck in her bursting out of the beer can.

You can take a few dollar bills down to the local club and get one just like her...Or better.

I like how you give her lessons on photog stuff. That's hilarious, because the closest she will get to modeling is taking it off for a hit on the crack pipe in a year or so.
She's a walking intervention waiting to happen.

She's not ugly. She's just . . . a cliche. And I'm pretty sure she'll end up in a strip club at some point.

haha I love all the bathroom pics because you're hiding from mommy and daddy..

Women I'd Hit for a $1,000 Alex.

/4****'s

Caitie's on fire today! LMFAO!
One thing though, never wish you didn't have that little piece of heaven, i'll never see it but I'm sure someone appreciates it.

I'd fuck her and beat her too...

Underneath all that trashiness there is a pretty girl. I hate the hair. It's truly awful. The legs are great. You look like you're on the road to Pam Anderson town, which is not a good place to be.

Richard - nah, I've got as much as I can handle, here at home. (of course, at my age, that ain't sayin much).

It sure seems like she answered the question with definite sarcasm. If it was a fluke, oh well.

Since you've 'called me out', I'll 'fess up:
I'm just barfing out unexpected BS, then waiting to see if anything interesting comes back . . .

. . . weird shit that makes you wonder can spur some entertaining comments. ;^)

" . . . bursting out of the beer can".
That's hilarious!

"walking intervention" . . . that's clever, too :)

See what I mean? There's some funny people here. I don't see any harm in giving a 'push', once in while.

This whore is not quite as annoying as most BLODs, so I'll give her some serious advice.

Karen, you have a very nice body and pretty eyes. My advice to you is this:
1. Stop with the slutty poses - they aren't cute. Let's see a normal smile!
2. Stop dressing like a tramp - that's what ugly girls do. You don't have to stoop that low.
3. Let your hair be its natural color - the two-tone blonde and brown looks ridiculous and it screams "BIMBO!"

About 4/5 for this one, but she could be better if she worked on herself.

I hear ya....The best stuff comes from some of the vollyballish banter that goes on around here......"Oh and Karch spikes another one!"

I liked your Fergie comment too. Can anyone say. Lisa, Lisa and the Cult Jam.....That's what I think everytime I hear her sing. Listen to the song "Shut up" by the Black eyed peas....It's like...haven't we been down this twisted turnpike before?

Banter ends *crowd boos*

you LITTLE SLUT!!! your HAIR SUCKS, your SUNGLASSES SUCK TOO, most of all, YOU SUCK!!!!!

I'm SO hoping Fridays BLOTD will prevail........this WEEK SUCKS!!!!!!

That's funny Leanne....Cause right after that photo she put on her sweats over it and went off to her second period english class.....She got an A by the way....Sans the paper.....But earning every bit of A none the less.

Love the dog, have a similar one back at home (mine is way cooler though )

She needs it in the ass.

Fergie? Are you serious? You must be blind.

You remind me of Christina Aguilera. You've got the tranny makeup and hair and you look sticky, just like her.

I think you could be cute, but I can't really tell. You do have a good body though.

Oh, and I like your dog.

Beautiful.

I forgot to mention:

You dog looks desperate for an escape route. It maybe the first pooch in history to tear out its own locator chip!

Isn't that adorable? The sluttly look from 2002 finally reached Calgary!!!

I always loved going camping as a kid because you would go up north or to Manitoba from Ontario and all the new releases in the video store were already available in the bargain bin back in Toronto 3 years earlier. Kinda like this chick's style.

I like your blonde hair :)

Nice tatas,nice legs, East Haven guidette attitude sucks.

The way she has her legs wrapped around him, it may be puppy love.
+1* for the doggie, it's not his fault.

nasty hair/makeup, but I like your body and face's ok, cute feet too, can't give more than ** cuz damn, you look cheap

you are totaly fake... i love naturel girls..

there is potential here, send in "normal" pictures and we'll see what we have. This look.... HELL NO!, unless you are trying to look like an idiot.

i like her,she is hot and she is working it!4 stars from me

Jelly Belly
two-tone hair
hooker makeup
TALONS on your fingers
orange skin

what the hell were you thinking???

BTW do you know how many STDs you look like you have???

she reminds me a little of Mother Theresa
that might just be me though
mmmmmm sweet sexy saints

in the 1st pic u look like a slutty emma bunton. in all the others u look abit nicole richie-like. all in all u are not ugly, but very slutty.

Despite all the negative comment...Girl friend is holding steady at 3 stars. Must be someone digging this chick.

Typical Calgary slut. 4 stars.

Wow, extra stength trashy. Like someone else said, you're a walking clichè. You might look good under all that face paste and slutty clothes, but it's impossible to tell. Doesn't matter though, you're disqualified anyway. The offense? Myspace pouty-kissy face. Red card, you're ejected from the game.

The hip area on page 2 does something for me but beyond that, you look like a lot of the girls I'd see at the mall quite a few years back. Quite a shame really because I think u might be pretty with your natural hair and about five pounds less makeup. **

I am pretty sure she's trying to do a peace sign in pic 4 too but the rest of you probably got distracted by other things.

You lost your Vcard when you were 10 or 12 huh? SKANK look alert.

i like her face, shes attractive, but, the blonde hair does make her a tad too blonde "stereotypeish"

i think with Darker hair shed be a 4.5 Star BLOTD

Seeing as you're Canadian you might know the song "A 3 dressed up as a 9" but in your case, A 3 dressed up as a 2. Good Luck on your future job of giving lap dances to farmers from Okotoks at The French Maid or some MacLeod Trail hellhole.
PS thanks for the dog cock shot.

why are more and more people trying to follow the footsteps of anna nicole smith, pamela anderson, etc???

I think this girl is cute in slutty, trying-way-too-hard way. She's nothing like blotd's Kimia or Dina who are actually pretty without trying.

twinkle my dear, haven't you met some of the gals out there? Now ask yourself that question again.

She would be o.k. it it wasn't for that ugly, fuckin blonde hair. Women with that hair color age the worst.

Cute bod/face, but looks like white trash.

i'd put a pearl knecklace on you. would look tonns better with dark hair though, and maybe less like a "head on the first night (of meeting you)" type of girl.
but disregarding all my judgmental bullshit. i wanna get on to what this is. it's "bastardly lady of the day". now i don't mind pets in the pictures, really i don't. but i don't wanna see ball bags. dog, human or otherwise.
1 star for the ridiculous doggy dick pic. wtf!?

that sleeping with your grandpa thing is pretty sick, i don't care how much money is involved...and fergie? c'mon. plus your eyes are kinda buggin in a few pics...you look high as shit. other than that, pretty hot. and i like you a little more for having a real dog, not a prissy chihuahua like 99% of hot girls have.

lol i love how u guys are bashing her about going lez for fergie lmao......u guys are like ummmm......fergie? NOPE WRONG ANSWER! P.S what the fuck is up with the dog's balls sac hangin around in that one pic

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

roflmao

LOL @ 19

Well played, B. This girl is faker than a blue-eyed asian whore.

I would do you but really the hair is bad news. 4 stars

Well done Karen. Aside from the crappy lookin' hair, you're damn sexy! 4*s.

mmmmmm what a fucking hottie

53,
hahahahahahahaha oh man...i know your type...my school has tons of dudes like u....you are the ugly guy that acts all cocky and shit cuz he is a frat boy....u know what i do to guys like u? i fucking humiliate the shit out of them in front of others just to teach a lesson...this one time the prof asked a question and i raised my hand to answer...and this ugly, cocky dude said something about me to the girl next to him about my answer and made fun of it (even though the answer was right) ...u know what i did? I said, "Yeah, thats what i said...got a problem with it?: all loud in the middle of the class...his whole face dropped and he shut the fuck up for the rest of the class and ever since then in that class.

I think she photoshops her cleavage.

You're one dirrty, filthy lil skank, aren't ya?? You wan't men to say:
I wan't you sooo badly, I'm gonna rape ya tonight. Well, I think many guys on here have that fantasy in their head. Good job! But they would throw you away like a garbage.

You have a great body and look like a fun girl. Honestly, I'm not liking your hair at all, I've always hated the fake-bleach-blonde look. If you dyed it to a more natural brown or even blonde, I think you'd look so much more genuine, and would get more respect from guys.
Your dog is a cutie, btw! :D

Oh, and you'd sleep with your OWN grandpa for 3 mil???
WTF is wrong with you? Even I can't find anything nice to say about that. Deducting a star now...wow, that answer disturbed me.

I'm almost 100% positive I paid this chick to dance for me at the strip club two weeks ago. She asked me if I wanted a blowie in the champagne room for $100 and dammed if I didn't almost pay it.

Add alcohol to the mix and I guarantee you that any str8 man with a cock would hit that, given the chance. lol, to all of the ladies who post here, your boyfriends and husbands would hit it too.

^^ of course they would, she's a perfect girl for a steamy one nighter, no doubt bout it, take it, use it, leave it

Well, yeah, but lots of dudes eat at McDonald's when they would rather have steak, too.

then again, that cheap looks maybe deceiving, all we can judge are pics, she may not be a slut after all

LMAO! Leni, I like the way you put it @# 113. Very Douchey.

she may be a nice girl but her image screams hey people, I'm a cheap whore (an attractive one tho, lol), she's young and all so she can pull if off, but natural beauty she is NOT

but then again, who cares about natural beauty if you want a one nighter? lmfao

Jackson needs some new bitches, these all look like dried up after 3 am whores.

112,
of course everyone would hit it...she is practically screaming, "u aint got to work to get me in ur bed cuz i am half-way in it anyways"
man, if i were a guy, i would have been the biggest playa ever haha

I'll stretch you out, you lil smart ass, i like ass smarts and ass parts

#120d55
I thought you were a guy, cause you have a guys picture on your profile, no offense just saying

@ 106 d55
wow the people in your class who don't even know you hate you.
Why the heck you bring up that " little engine would could" bullshit story. How pathetic is that.
I shall now play a concerto on the world's smallest violin for you.
Oh, and I am sure you are as tough as you stay you are.
You would shit a brick if so 6'4 250lbs frat boy came up to you and said boo!!!!

"little engine who could" ***

omega,
hahaha i see youd like to get insulted by me again...u suffering from the same shit as Pam huh? ur just in and out of ur mind haha...bitch, we already went over this...i told u i could take ur ass out anyday...ur pussy ass couldnt even gimme ur phone # so u could curse me out on the phone instead of typing bullshit here...haha how you broke a man's nose and shit lmfao...now i gotta get ur permission on what i will post? ha i dont fucking think so...my school is one of the richest schools in he country (much more expensive than Harvard) and dudes like that are everywhere and sicken me so i brought it up...big fucking deal? that aint even anything big...i called a frat guy "bitch" in the middle of my class...want more? i see ur mad cuz unlike u, i am the same here and in real life...and stop stalking my profile, cunt...haha and also stop trying to befriend people on here...haha ur so pathetic haha...saying "I like your profile pic!" to Eve when she insulted the shit out of you...haha have some fucking pride and stop kissing people's ass...Nazi whore!

"You would shit a brick if so 6'4 250lbs frat boy came up to you and said boo!!!!"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah...how u know me amazes the shit ouf of me...oh u poor u...did ur internet boyfriend dump u? for a few days, u were ok but now i see ur self-esteem got low again...where is your pic, ugly whore? where is it? haha awww...why all the jealousy again? it's ok; there is an uglie out there for u :) LOL

let's see omega's profile, people...shall we? lol

"Best assets: IQ, sense of humor"

IQ? lmfao...get the fuck outta here...says who? LMFAO...sense of humor? damn...this bitch is high LOL

"If I did this in real life, I would probably be in jail for violence against stupid people. LOL"
so u admit ur a pussy...i thought u had broken a man's nose, bitch LOL

Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
"IN OUTER SPACE
I have a good tight body (just my opinion) and I bet it would look even better in ZERO G'S."

lmfao...yeah, thats why u dont post a single pic on here, right? bitch, ur pussy is as dry as the Sahara Desert...when u stick ur fingers up there, they get stuck...so ur answer should be "under water" LOL