Bastardly Lady of the Day - Fernanda
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

I am Fernanda, I just turned 20 yrs old April 3rd and would like to be featured to your site.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I like only males but many pretty women I like, like Adriana Lima.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes I like them.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Is this a serious question?? It's lots of money and I have to lie if I said no. My grandfather is not very old so supposing the man is clean then I say yes.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I don't remember their names.
What makes you Bastardly?
I don't know what that means but I love this website.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











GOT DAMMNNN!!!! 5 *****'s!!!
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ITS ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME 5*'S
p.s. I'd lick your ass
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I don't know what Bastardly means either!
Exotic and very pretty.
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Hot....No stupid attitude....bod is a 5, face a 3-4.
i'd let her lick MY butt.
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extremely exotic...i really like your body...page 5...ow @ your butt...your face is hit and miss in some pix and i hate your nose but if i saw you, id def look at you more than once
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****
Answers are good, but pic 6 did it in for for me, gorgeous. The others are iffy.
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okay!! this is a beautiful woman! answers are fine and when it comes to looks... man! lets just say this is as good as BLotD gets. jet black hair, nice brown skin, full lips, body just made for "bedtime antics"... yeah. you are all kinds of hot.
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Very Beautiful! About time... 5's all the way!!!
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Could be my all time favorite. Got it all going on.
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4.5 stars
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Owww!! Hawt! Hawt! HAWT! Five fucking stars from me!
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i can't wait for the typicals haters to come out and start talking their typical bullshit. may get a laugh out of the sheer ridiculousness...
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Wow she looks just like my ex...
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Not a hater...Just my opinion....
Blah! I don't know...It started off strong...Bikini's, the beach....I don't know though...Just Blah for me....I guess the 3 or 4 pictures in the same bikini was redundant and by the last picture I was dosing.
Fernanda - for definition of Bastardly..You might start here as John eliquently describes it:
Bastardly Definition Part 1
Bastardly Definition Part 2
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Pretty young woman. you go girl,lol
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I think you're very pretty.
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Hello there you naughty telemundo princess. I would like to put my chorizo in your _____.
(couldn't think of a hispanic word that means twat)
5 *'s.
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Can't get much better than this! 5 stars for you!
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One hot BLOTD.
Agree that face is iffy, but I don't really care, the rest of the package more than makes up for that.
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I voted 5 stars after yesterdays disaster. Hot body and the face is cute, but not spectacular.
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Fernanda, you are looking so cute in the 1st picture.
You have the skin color I always wanted to have.
Nice body and lips.
5 stars *****
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Beautiful
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She just set the standard.
All other BLOTD take note: this is how you do it. Honest answers, a wide variety of pictures and she's naturally pretty.
Congrats...you get five stars.
I nominate her for Bastardly Lady of the MONTH.
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I think you are pretty (average beauty queen type), but that thing you do with you lips in most photos are pretty yik.
Of all your photos i like no. 7 best.... gorg..
3/5
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Super fucking hot. Definitely a 5, 5+ if you're shaved.
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nice toned + body + pretty face + nice hair + nice attitute = 5 FUCKING STARS!!
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Chica muy linda! (Very pretty girl.)
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I think she is Brazilian, like the first pic says, then stop you morons of try speak in spanish, she speaks POTUGUESE.
Garota muito linda is portuguese for Very pretty girl.
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marriage proposal coming up
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Hi my name Melia and these are my pictures which were stolen from my myspace page. So bastardly put my pictures up without my consent?!! My friend notified me that my pictures were up on this site and my name is not Fernada!!!! Who do I contact about this please?????? Whoever sent my pictures into this site, I swear I will find out who you are and bastardly you should get some kind of confirmation about who's pictures you put up. I am a very private person and these pictures were stolen from my myspace!!
MELIA
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Three cheers for Brazilian women! They make this world a better place. 5 stars.
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ibrahimcesar- I'm not a moron and I know they speak Portuguese in Brazil. You need to work on your English so I wouldn't be talking if I were you. "then stop you morons of try speak in spanish" is pathetic. You also misspelled Portuguese, moron.
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I have to agree... its about freakin time we got ourselves a hottie for a change. She looks awesome, just right body and tone. Very sexy. Great selection of pics, good answers..... thats how ya win here. If I had to try and find a negative the only thing I could come up with is the chest could be a little bigger, but still..... this girl is wild hot and she would fit really sweet on the Stone Cold "rod"....
And thats the bottom line......
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Ok, kids...let's play nice.
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lol @ hallery.
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WHERES THE PICS SHOWING SOME WOOL,ENOUGH OF THIS SHAVED VAG.LETS SEE SOME CURLS
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I 2nd Caitie- BLOTMonth!
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WTF? What guys like hairy bushes? That's disgusting. Do you know WHY humans have hairy bushes (and underarms and asscracks)? Because when we were apes all that hair trapped in all sorts of disgusting odors that apes like.
Her tits are fine for her body. And they'll be in the same spot at 40 as they are at 20.
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WOW! You're gorgeous!!!
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Think hard before you post your shitty camera phone against the bathroom mirror pictures, lately, cause this girl is setting standards!
This is a pretty girl, no matter how you say it. Even in Potuguese, which I believe is the language of pots... or potheads.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. pretty standard brasilian chic, i like mine with more meat, but as said before, brasilian=anal, always good in the d-worth book. i've done worse tho.
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Very hot girl, could have come up with a better answer to the "What makes you bastardly" question though
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Very pretty girl. But I'm scared to comment further. She looks really young. She can be a model though, if she isn't one already, she is very pretty.
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Okay just saw she's 20. So yeah, she is hot!!
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Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i gave her 5 stars. who the hell is giving her less??
pretty, hot, sexy, cute, exotic, beautiful......it cant get better
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Finally a totally *HOT* girl. Who cares what her answers are when she looks that good. She's about the best I've seen on here. Especially here lately. She's a 7 stars compared to the ones that have been posted.
For some reason. I feel the need to buy her a house and car. Where did that come from?
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Wow. When I saw the pics I thought she was gonna be slaughtered here. But, everyone liked her! :) Must be the brazilian charisma.
So, you go girl!
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Absolutely gorgeous. The most sexy and attractive and NOT TRASHY. thank god, its so hard to find trash/slutty in any way attractive. this girl is a winner. she makes last weeks hotties (rebecca, melissa and beth) look way average. shes gonna make it real hard on the girls to come.
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Honest answers and a nice assortment of pictures, definitely a step up, aspiring BLOTD take note. Teases at a backside attack on page 4, wouldn't mind seeing the rest.
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five stars. By far and away the best theres been. AMAZINGLY gorgeous. Id even go as far to say she was better lookin than alba and lima.
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How is this girl setting standards?
She's got a rat-face in pic 3,i see a mustache in her future and her forehead looks like Tom Hank's in Philadelphia.All you anal/butt-licking guys need to end the hetero façade and embrace your true nature.
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haha @ number 50. I think shes hot, but still funny lol.
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fuck you vulva pulver you stupid uncertified bastard. show your ugly self to the world you jealous bitch. oh yeah you're a pussy
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@50 And the first idiot shows up...
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#50 Since I was the one who said she was setting standards, let me be the one to point out that it was in reference to the photographs and their lack of shitty MySpace cameraphone at arm's length and bathroom mirror qualities. Read my posts, dammit! I am a consistent advocate for the art of photography in regards to the BLOTD.
But I think she is pretty enough. There might be a mustache in her future but, well, who the hell cares about her future? She is the Bastardly Lady of the Day not the friggin' next 42 years!
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now this is a BLOTD
nice everything
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OH MY GOD, PERFECT!
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Ching ching ching, thats a pay out right there! 5 star lady!
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i gave you 2 stars. your clothes are tacky and look cheap, you dress like a 12 year old who is trying to look sexy. you are very plain looking and look like a rat in some pics. your body is disgusting. you have huge hips and ass and no tits. you should lose a few lbs and tone your lower half.
overall you are very average looking and the only reason you have 4 stars is because some of the guys here are desperate horny bastards and cant resist after seeing some skin. slut! put some clothes on!
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pretty, exotic, gorgeous lips, nice body ****
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você é gostosa :)
tem um corpo legal, mas seu peito é muito pequeno :(
4 estrelas
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Exotic, good body, nice lips, etc. 5 STARS!!
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You are beautiful, Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
You have a very pretty face and a great body. You're not slutty looking like a lot of other BLOTDs. You are sexy in a subtle and classy way.
You seem nice, too. Not cocky or weird.
Short, simple, and honest answers.
5 stars
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HALLERY
some portuguese people get offended when foreigners think that we speak spanish or some derivative of spanish language,
I think that's why ibrahimcesar commented that way
and another thing, there are 2 types of portuguese, the portugese from brazil and the portuguese from portugal, they are different...
like the english from U.K. and the english from america (pronunciation/some words...)
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# 30 Melia
If these are your pictures, who answered the questions, so I want vote, but your hot as hell though.
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You look like Sanjaya.
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WOW YOU LOOK GREAT
4.5 OUT OF 5 STARS
only two things,
you have a little bit of acne (PAGE 8)
and you boobs are kind of small
Great skin, butt, lips, legs, and hair.
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LMAO # 53....talk about being blunt..
now that is some funny shit...
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4 stars...i think shes really cute.
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I updated my profile shit.......peep it! I'll add a pic tonight!...BTW im going to end up fired for being on here at work all fuckin day long and not doing a damn thing...oh well
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#30...so these are stolen pics? I feel bad for you. No one should have their pictures put up here without consent. I hope that these pics get taken down if the pics were stolen from myspace and what you are saying is the truth. If it is any consolation I gave you 5 stars and I think you are gorgeous.
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Thanks, neo geisha. :) :)
I truly didn't mean to offend anyone. I was only trying to leave a nice comment. I understand that people from Brazil and Portugal probably get sick of other people thinking that they speak Spanish (I know they don't, I just didn't realize that this BLOTD was from Brazil when I posted). "Chica muy linda" is a funny thing that someone once said to me when I was on vacation and that's what came to mind today.
Thanks for explaining the language variation thing. I didn't know that but it makes sense since, like American and U.K. English, Portugese/Portuguese are spoken on different continents. I would normally NEVER point out anyone's misspelling/typo like that (missing R-bad English), because I make them myself but I think in this case, it was deserved. It should have been obvious to what's his name that I was trying to be nice in any language.
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BEAUTIFUL!!!
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LMAO @ 68 AND 53
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@ #30
This is a fake post? How come somebody just left a comment on BLOTD Beth saying the EXACT SAME THING you just said?? and that person was also an uncertified bastard.
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hot in a third world kind of way. 3 *'s...
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http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-lady-of-the-day--beth-0407
^ look at the last comment.
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i'm hoping this chick is for real cuz shes hot
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@30 If you are private then how come your myspace isn't for friends only... and if so you have some fucked up friends - go bitch to them...
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Good lookin out #77 Kenny
I thought all that was bullshit!
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ok...
1. if this is fake, chances are they WILL take it down....but knowing Moe and Jax.... its gonna have to be like 1000% proff...
2. to the girl whose pictures these are, if you are claiming you didnt send them in....
i have a question, you said you were going to like be pissed and kick the shit out of the person who sent them in...you said you found out from a friend that they were up here?
uh, what are the chances you have TWO friends in your circle that know of this site...
id suggest its not a stretch whomever told you about this, either sent them in, OR in fact knows who did and is just not telling you....
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Mr Chubby gives his vote.
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Very nice body, face is fairly average as u remind me of a lot of other girls. I was tempted to deduct a star for u making me waste time trying to use telekinesis to turn ur body just a bit on page four but that's my fault, not yours. ****
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If you got your pics stolen, that really sucks. But at least you are pretty and got nice comments.
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Pretty. Page 7 is a cool pic.
And you could be onto something there Phil....
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Beautiful eyes.
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Very good detective work # 77.
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**** from me...HOT? sure!!! I really dig the BACKGROUND though......Boobs could go UP a notch or 2!!!
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controversial... are these BLotD real? dunno, but i'd bag the girl thats in these pictures. so whoever she is. she'd still get it...
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she more than makes up for yesterdays entry....and every other shit entry there's ever been. i say this about every hot BLOTD - but she is the best one we've had in a long time,
she's easily 4*'s but i'm thinking about giving her 5*'s??????
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after much deliberation i'm going to give her 5*'s - its only right
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Hot Babe! But by your answers it seems you're fake or should look into anti-depressants and a proper education.
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Fuckable...
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i compared you with another girl on here, but after looking again, your slightly less attractive. the last pic isnt that good, but you have a nice body, with long arms, but you need some titaays girl and you'd be good. 3.7/5
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the first pic is very pretty.
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50,
get the fuck out of here with that shit...Lima? No fucking way
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She has perfect lips and eyes. I give five stars. Her answer to the grandda question had me in giggles.
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59 is one jealous cunt...you know how you made it obvious? by calling the girl slut for no reason! she has no slutty pix going on...there are a lot of girls who post on here, and she got high marks from them, too...given how i am picky, this chick got 4 stars from me...jealous bitch
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She looks cheap.
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I´m starting to wonder where the fuck y´all live, seems like a very, very average chick to me, and no tits whatsoever to compensate the face. Rating: 3.5 out of 10
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I agree with #99...she looks cheap- cheap jewelry, cheap makeup, ghetto-looking nose. best picture is page 7.
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idiots!if this punjabi bitch is hot then i`m an angel cast down to earth
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I wouldn't say she looks cheap. I think she looks naturally beautiful, relaxed, and wearing fairly modest, fashionable clothing given her country's climate and the availability and quality of goods there proportional to average incomes. Whoa. What?
I agree with Phil. All love to the site, it's a stretch to think it's so popular that a bunch of 20 year olds in South America are reading it every day. Fernanda/Melia, whoever told you about your pictures is probably the one who put them up.
So enjoy the free love and come back as yourself with more!
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Your VERY pretty Fernanda!
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Melia or whatever your name is I have a question I want answered. Far fetched as it may sound, are you some girl desperately trying to be a model so you expose your pictures any and everywhere to get some attention in hopes that someone will see them and want to sign you to a deal. Far fetched I know, but it seems like thats what you are doing
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''What makes you Bastardly?
I don't know what that means but I love this website.''
GTFO!!
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102 is another jealous bitch...any bitch that brings themself into this is a jealous bitch and should show herself before calling anyone names
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herself*
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You have a freaky mutant forehead but you're still pretty. Compliment? I don't know. I like your answers, tough, we have the same style. Depressing and to the point.
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very pretty face, but i have to admit that i'm a little shocked that her complete lack of tits hasn't entirely lowered her score. how un-bastardly of you guys
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i like her face, but her body isn't my type. it's thin now but once she grows up (read: in four years), she'll probably end up looking like beyonce. also, she has no boobs; i'm a boob fan. if she was a little more hourglass and less pear, i'd love her to bits. four stars only.
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I love her face, but I too am not too thrilled with the body. The small tits are not a deal breaker, but the ass is too big for me. It's probably just the type of ass Latin guys go crazy over, though.
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Everyone keeps on complimenting her on her ass and there isn't one ass shot. WTF?
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simply stunning
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she has reminds me of Adriana Lima...for all the haters who said she has cheap cloths and bla bla bla one thing: you don't need expensive cloths nor sophisticated accessories or make up to look beautiful: you are beautiful that's it ! and that just prove one thing the girl is a natural beauty. 5 *
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she reminds me *
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actually not too bad, 3/5, highest rating ive given in awhile.
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Great Body ---> Pic 4 :)
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she has cute button eyes. she is beautiful and natural.:)
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shes naturally beautiful no fake orange tan like some blotds pretty face
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Well I wouldn't go as far as to say she's beautiful, she is attractive, that I can say....but I don't know she just doesn't strike me as a 20 year old, more like 17 or 18....by the way her body looks..which is not bad...could use a little more on the boobie dept. And the only thing that I really like is her lips and eyes...that's about it.. and no ass pictures, so I can't judge on that....overall, average..
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y does she remind me of the toco bell dog
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y does she remind me of the taco bell dog
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hay she loaks like a meqican bardy
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mexican ppl on my butt
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I think she's adorable. She's got pretty eyes and lips and a cute body. And she just has this vibe of somebody who is young, fresh and fun.
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a total dumbass, nice body but not that great
2 stars
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