Bastardly Lady of the Day - Erin
Posted on Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:00pm by Jackson

I would like to apply for being a bastardly lady of the day! =] And Yes I am 20 years old
I tend to get a bit silly when I'm drunk, hence, some of the pictures. Actually... last time I got drunk, I ass-faced someone, too bad the camera ran out of pictures. I also have my very own (real) human pet skeleton named Eugene, and I love dissecting animals in Vet Tech school. =] I also may be small (only 5'4) but I'm fierce and will def. kick your ass...you'll love it.
And I also can spell!!! =]
Oh, and I'm sending you a few photos, if you choose me you can post which ever you like...
and the bunny picture...just don't even ask.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Oh gosh that's hard one to choose! Can I pick more than one celebrity? In the past I would of definatly said Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson easy! But now that Kate Beckinsale has come out with that infamous quote of hers, I would like to date her out on a date to get sushi!
Do you like your boobs?
They're alright with me, and everyone else seems to like them. I actually was beforehand debating whether or not to go under the knife for some new ones...but when I went to the strip club and felt fake tits...man...they're really hard!!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I don't even want to say how old the oldest guy was...but yes. I would be someone's prostitute for a night for a few million....who wouldn't?!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Some one once told me I looked like a Drew Barrymore and Scarlet Johansson mix, but never to get me in to bed. They usually use alcohol!
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Well looking from the previous entries, I'd say that Renee is a pretty cute girl. Honestly I don't really read what the ladies say on these surveys, I just look at the pictures.
What makes you Bastardly?
It's not cheating if I make out with girls, right?
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This sucks.....
Oof. I want my mouse clicks back.
I don't know.....i just don't know.
These pics somehow don't seem to be from the same chick.
And I guess that lesbo kiss was supposed to be hot, but fell short.
The last two blotds have set higher standards too. Meh.
'And I also can spell!!! =]'
'Definatly' is spelt definitely. So no, you can't.
You're a stupid whore.
Doesn't anyone screen these dumb bitches!!!!
Lets see if we cant keep this bitches star rating to 1*
Pic 2 is quite cute. You have very pretty eyes. The other pics are a bit odd and just plain nasty.
hooray for pic 4!!!!
Ugh, this has to be one of the worst! Go on a diet and try again next year!
This is just really sad.
This is just really sad.
Lovely to see underage drunks running around... you're probably one of those idiots who drives while drunk because you've been drunker and think you're okay to drive...
Lame pictures...
How about you drink less, work out more, and find somebody to grab your ass for you...
fuck why did my comment post twice?? XD
"We've replaced your normal BLOTD with a bunch of photos that show nothing of what you truly look like."
Gee...Thanks for tease. You had promise in your answers...You even kind of look like Liz Phair in the bunny photo, but not sure what you actually look like in real life.
Your deep browns eyes are quite beautiful in the one photo though....Otherwise I wouldn't vote at all out of spite.
1 star for deep beautiful brown eyes.
1/2 star for looking like Liz Phair in one photo
1/2 star for the interesting read and because I liked your Why are your Bastardly answer.
I'd love to give you 3 because I think you are cute....But I can't be sure....Please submit more photos...If nothing more than my own enjoyment.
[But now that Kate Beckinsale has come out with that infamous...]
forget this dumbo i can't really TELL what on earth happened to Pretty elegant faced Beckinsale....read this! I would like to actually thank this dumbo over here for bringing my attention to a more important matter....
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=41096
The second and third picture hint at possible hotness. Straight hair suits you best.
The last picture, well, it looks as though you are enjoying yourself, and that's the main thing! :)
Hm. I think I could have done with seeing more pictures of you in normal circumstances, because I think that may be attractive and the extra pics would have been to your benefit too.
who's dummer, me for responding to this post, or her for sending her pictures???
i guess i am for misspelling dumber
They may be green eyes...Hard to tell....That's why we need more photos stat!!
By the way...In the first photo...You don't look like a punk or a cop...Or even a punk cop...You look like your work at a concentration camp, and I'm not trying to be funny....It's disturbing.
i can pretty much guarantee she has a pic where she uses that bottle as a dildo
Erin how bout you send that picture in?
No francois-antoine, it would still be her.
Um, cum-dumpster comes to mind first. Flashes of possible hotness but too hard to tell from pics. You're obviously easy so that's a plus... Would it be worth putting up with the weirdness just to get into your panties though...
Hahaha Francois!
Bunnies like lots of sex
John, it could be the gun too.
I think you are absolutely beautiful....i loved the second shot. Tell all of these other bastards to fluck off.
This one displeases me.
seems like some of those photos are dated... eg. the bunny photo doesn't suggest fatness (the arms don't look floppy, there's a jaw line), yet the first pic... more rolls than at thanksgiving dinner.
lose some weight, and present a full body pic. otherwise, blech.
hmmmmm, nice eyes I guess
I gave her stars, in all my retched shallowness, because I have boots akin to the first picture. :) They give us shorter ones a nice boost. Gosh....I rated her on her boots...I've been tricked.
pretty, warm eyes...3 ***'s
this is the most random bunch of pics
Meh.
/barely 2**'s
Oh God, you're just trying waaaaaaay too hard.
Like 7 said....can we please screen these girls???
hahaha i havent even read her responses yet but all i know is that I like that bunny picture
She's a fat drunken ugly cunt. And what kind of stupid-ass vet tech student would *enjoy* dissecting animals? Find a different profession you whore, leave veterinary practice to people who give a damn about animals.
I wonder why men fancy a woman dressed like a bunny...I wonder if the same would hold true for a man dressed as a bunny.
This one confirms the need for NEGATIVE stars. Minus 5 is my click.
There is nothing wrong with her, just nothing right either...
I looooovvvveee the last picture.Kind of chubbysy ubbsy in the first pic,but she seems cute. I don't know why she's getting the vicious comments from studs like Mcperv,Pete,Tony.
@35 Bunny - playboy bunny - bunnies like to fuck a lot - playboy bunnies look hot while fucking a lot - any questions...
The second picture is kind of cute and interesting, but it looks like you are trapped in a well or something.
You're disgusting and trashy.
You're trying way too hard to sound cool and you're trying way too hard to look sexy.
ewwwww.
1 star just because 0 stars is not an option.
NEXT!
LOL
Thanks for the bunny lesson Tray-C.....She actually looks more like a cat in that picture. Looking like Liz Phair is kind of hot....Looking like Liz Phair dressed like a cat, mascarading as a bunny....Not so hot.
We gotta get some quality control here. She's fuckin horrible.
man, the ladies of the days are sucking major ass.
can someone really hot rescue the sinking ship?!
please?
I don't know Moe. Can they? Where's Ivygrl90 or whatever?
Yeah! What happened to LVGIRL90??
The one with the weird boyfriend...
You guys are very mean.
The pic that's supposed to be the hottest is the one where you can't make out shit. Erghh! Annoying.
In the other pics, it looks like three different girls. I can't even rate this chick.
Ok, I'm goin to be nice!! Ok, the first photo was promising.. but I got dissapointed when I scrolled down and saw your body. Buuut... Like in pic 2 I found you a lil pretty, you kinda have an Ashley Tisdale vibe goin on. And a cute ass, I think!! That's it!!
You love dissecting animals??Oh, what a sweet girl.Yickes!!That just make me dislike you even more....
And you kicking my ass??hahaha...please!I could K.O. your ass on jebs alone.
**makes
Your body on that very first photo is a bit frightening.. you look like you're gonna beat the crap out of someone.. but that body looks like it belongs to a 50 year old woman..what's that about??
I didn't read any of the other comments yet but first, vet school is really hard, harder than medical school (you only have to learn about humans in med school) so I give you credit for that.
Next, you have a lot of courage to send these pics in! Especially the bunny/gun one and the makeout one!
I'm impressed with your personality and think you're cute. I think people who are outgoing and cool can seem more attractive and vice versa.
^ Oh ya, and what's it like to make out with another girl?
I am kidding. Please don't answer this, anyone. :)
..and I highly doubt that's your ass on page 4
Busted! I am SO telling Mom!
u look cute in the bunny pic. Not as hot as the last 2 tho. Ur answers were funny though, u seem cool.
Sexy ass.
#40, I don't like that she enjoys hurting animals, and she wants to be a vet tech!
Judging her looks objectively, she has small hips and ass relative to her waist, that's the worst shape for a woman IMO.
Any way, I'd still do her, but it'd have to be in her ass to make it somewhat degrading for her since she's a horrible person.
I like ur style, aint no uptight bitch. Bunny thing is sexy.
I think she's really cute.
cute! any woman who dresses as a bunny for my pleasure wins.
She's hot! I've missed those blondes...
Oh, I just saw vet "tech" school. I thought you were studying to be a veterinarian.
Anyway, you still seem like a nice girl and I am giving you 3 stars.
Vet Tech school...awesome! I want to be a veterinary assistant, so I know what you mean. :D Fun stuff!
You seem like a really nice girl, nice eyes and hair. Your pictures aren't the greatest, honestly. I'll give you 3 stars.
Looks like a different girl, from photo to photo.
Mcperv you sissy. You tree hugging,tofu eating pussy. You want to sodomize her in the ass, but you're upset that she disects animals.And by the way McGenius,Vets help animals,how could you operate on one if you didnt know where all the parts were. Would you hire a mechanic that hadnt torn a few cars apart???
Not bad
Girl is funny.
And i like.
Pic 2 was pretty nice, the last pic was the least hot pic of two girls kissing I've seen in a really long time. **
Really beautiful. In the 2nd pic u look like a model.
I think you look cute, but you don't have enough quality pictures.
I give you :
1 star cause your kinda cute in a quirky way.
1 star cause you like to kiss girls wich is an activity I aslo enjoy.
And 1 more star cause you look easy...you seem like the kind of girl I like to party with.
Send in another ass shot... I think we may have somethin' here.
5'4" and fat != small. you meant to say short.
Haha spontaneity and cameras mix well together.
+2* for mixing alcohol and firearms, now go find a celebutard and make use of that weapon.
are u kidding? Why is every1 bein so nice? shes plain.
I think you're stunning. Much better looking than the last two who looked like boring immigrants. U look wholesome and beautiful!
Gorgeous!
Really pretty. Nice skin and hair. SMALL nose.
I love a girl whos not afraid to go lezbo.
wtf? has everyone SEEN the 1st pic?! Time to join uggo's anonymous.
Are u kidding? shes waaaay hot. She just knows how to have fun. Asshole.
Sexy. Hottest so far this week.
Gorgeous. Ur u look like a model after a few too many.
You have a naturally cute look, I bet all the guys liked u in high school! Real pretty.
Hot. Great body, nice legs.
Sexy as!!!!
Can some BLOTDs please stop paying their friends to come in as uncertified bastards to say nice things? Thanks.
Each one of your answers was designed to make you sound hot and free-wheeling but instead fell flat because of how fake, dated, and unoriginal your vision of sexy is.
And. What kind of fucking vet tech enjoys dissecting animals, and puts a little smiling emoticon after it? Do you think this make you "dangerous" or something? Cause I tend to think it makes you a total jerk and horrible bitch. Not in the cool bastardly way, either. Why would you brag about that?
Go eat your sadness. If you look this fat and tired at 20, it's going to be a short downhill ride for you, you desperate, boring bitch.
Ok, again with the fake comments?? Ok, this girl or woman or whateva does NOT have a great body, IMO, her body looks way too fat for her face in pic 1, she looks bitchy but maybe she's fun to hang around with.
But, please, woman, don't embarrase yourself and comment under other names.
Seriously. Look at the timestamps. The odds that that many people found her attractive in a twenty-minute span of time are way slimmer than her physique. Come the eff on.
Shes cute! Reminds me of jessica simpson.
I think you're hot.
ok pamela (96) i just looked at ur profile. Ur anorexic so wtf would you know about havin a good body? Uve obviously got distorted visions of urself and others. U were probably fat, now ur thin. And still ugly. So I guess its ok 4 u to be bitter. This gal is what ud look like if u werent a fuckin zombie. Eat pie.
Good lord, did somebody send out a myspace bulletin? Look at the troops rally. You know, Erin, if you had begged all these people to donate $1 to your local animal shelter instead of coming on here to say vague nice things about you, maybe it would save your blackened little chubby soul.
I said I found this chick kinda pretty, but she looks a lil like a slightly overweight meter mate on pic 1, and my friend agrees with me, so I'm not the only one.
You're gross. Acting trashy because you're ugly is not sexy.. it's still trashy.
You have a human skeleton as a pet? Fucking weird psycho. After a long hard day at work I come home to this shit. Sparks is not pleased.
@100 ... Pamela was being pretty nice. And why would she be bitter about having been fat and now being thin, as you weirdly claim? That doesn't even make sense. Uncertified bastard, indeed.
# 70 Buck Nasty, is there anything you didn't misspell on your profile?
There are alternatives for veterinarians, such as externships, inanimate models, etc., so surely some drunk, redneck vet tech doesn't need to dissect, she won't be operating on anything anyway. And there are humane sources of cadavers, just as there are for human doctors. They don't kill humans just so medical students can dissect them, do they?
And really the point was not about the use of animals, you illiterate fuck, but her enjoyment in cutting up animals killed so they could be dissected. If you have to do it, only a psycho would not at least feel some compassion for the animals. I would expect more from vets and vet techs.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, her lips are thin, too.
^Oh, thank god, someone could articulate what I felt.
/gratitude.
"I love dissecting animals in Vet Tech school."
Why exactly does a vet tech need to be dissecting animals? They might help hold instruments in an operating room, but they can't do the procedures by themselves. If they could, they'd be veterinarians.
I call bullshit.
Dear Mr. McPerv, go fuck your mother. Anything misspelled????
At least I added some answers to my profile,Mr. stuffed shells with tofu. It was typed at 2am with slight buzz on,please have your boyfriend spell check it for me and I'll have it fixed.Anal retentive asshole.
Sorry Caitie the anger is coming out again.
ugly. whore. bye.
Regarding pic number one : Herman Munster called and he wants his boots back.
this is really a new low for Bastardly. If you guys cant do better than this, then we need a new site. This trashy little bitch is not even worth discussing...
Weird looking fuckin' slut...
I think you're really pretty. Better than the last 2 anyway.
anyone else notice the blue sharpie in the last pic?
Ur American style cute. The outfit in the 1st oic is abit scary, but u make up for it in the 2nd pic and the bunny thing.
hahah jesus. I didn't know I was that fat/ugly/redneckish
Just because I don't mind dissecting animals doesn't mean I want to kill them or torture them. And the bunny picture was from a costume party. Yeah I look fat as a cop, then again I've lost 14 lbs since then...maybe I should've chosen better pictures!
The cop picture was from a rave...that's why I have ridiculous clothes on. =P
uhm..and Betty, in your picture in your profile you don't look like you weigh any more or less than me.
http://a282.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/m_42730e530b1d76214b74...
that's a better full body picture of my fat ass and ugly face!
y'all have yerself a nice day! I'm gonna go tend to Betsy, I recken she got herself done stuck in the mud hole again!
ur beat bitch, hit the fucking road
Totally typical college girl who knows she isn't the prettiest around, so she needs to make up for it by being sexual and "crazy". Boring as hell.
i like pic 2 and 3.
its totally different than the pic 1.
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