Bastardly Lady of the Day - Beth
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hi I'm Beth and I'm 21. Not sure if this was the best idea, but I thought I'd submit some pictures...
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I think Angelina is the most beautiful, but she does look abit too sinewy these days. So I'd go with Shannyn Sossamon or Eliza Dushku.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes most of the time.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I doubt it.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
lol no, so far so good in that area.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Anatalia and Katana were such beautiful girls. I also thought Naomi was stunning.
What makes you Bastardly?
I love this site.
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i dont understand the purpose of page 3...it's like you are showing off you have a big nose
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You look like you'd be fun to hang out with... But they are gonna raise hell over the lack of photos and the lack of quality of the photos. So brace yourself.
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Wow, tough break to come after yesterday's four-star blotd.
The answers were kinda short, but non-bullshitty. I did like the Eliza choice.
I'd say you had some potential, but the nose... hm - so two stars.
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She's not absolutely horrible, just poor picture choices.
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I thought it was Benazir Bhutto at first!
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Why do I have the sudden urge to go offa ski jump? You may love this site but I don't think that love will be returned today.
Ugh. 1*
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#5 Benazir Bhutto? That's some high end subject matter for a punchline... are you secretly Dennis Miller?
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very boringly pretty
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So, "you're not sure if this was a good idea"?
I can pretty much guarantee you that this was not a good idea.
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These pics are WEAK!
/2**'s
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First photo...OK where is your Ankh?

Second photo....Um....Awe your cute...But is that the BLOTD from Friday or is that Lawrence Taylor...The girl is huge!
Third photo....Awe cute....He look...No linebackers!
Fourth page....You remind me so much of Basia, the singer here.
Always thought she was cute....And you may be even cuter....Good luck with rest of the bunch. I think you are adorable and as Pinchy said, "you look fun to hang out with." Read down to earth looking.
I give a 4 out 5 because you are above average in my opinion....Although you could have left out that drunk, scary looking, crooked tooth Manimal thing in picture 2.
Here's Basia by the way....Hopefully it will show up:
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What a dumb bitch
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HER NOSE IS BIGGER THAN MY DICK,HER SNOT'S MUST BE A MILE LONG COMING OUT OF THAT JEW AIR GRABBER
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kind of non-descript. keep working at it.
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Your hair needs a style...
The lack of full body pictures is suspicious...
Good Luck... you'll need it here...
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Answers are boring and stupid and I wouldn't even give you a second look in any club I went too. The lack of pictures and the "nothing but head shots" bullshit is boring as hell. You suck, well if you sucked you might have a chance, but that giant nose may get in the way.
And thats the bottom line......
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Poor pic choices.
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Terrible photo selection.
Next time choose better quality and bigger photos and include more body shots.
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Not bad. Very sensual looking. Nice. Like the off the shoulder number.
Could have had a few more pictures perhaps.
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I think you should resubmit with different photos and include body shots please.
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Yeah, page #3 was completely unnecessary.
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Exotic looking
3 stars from me
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I'm with Hallery, I can't make an informed decision....
Just...please don't slut it up like yesterday's.
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I kind of like picture 3....Hell put some snow on that schnoz and you could snowboard for hours.
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Neither you answers nor your photos inspire . . .
Good potential, though.
Try again, in a year or two.
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I'm not seeing where all this nose stuff is coming from, looks like a perfectly nice nose to me!
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Yeah, Her nose looks fine to me.
I've seen much bigger and uglier noses out there...
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Just riding the wave KB...I think her nose is cute.
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So the point of BLOTD just to mock ugly chicks now?
It used to be for hot girls to show off teh SeXXoR.
It's getting tiresome to even 'evaluate' these mongrels.
Yeah, you have a big nose, no personality and dirty skin. We get it.
1 star. The reasons are obvious.
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Her third picture reminds me of Rosetti art. She looks like an english rose in that one picture. Very pretty.
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I think you're beautiful! You look like a high-fashion model, not one of those cookie cutter commercial models.
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Though I must say you look very pretty on page 4. The pictures are small, but you look cute and your eyes are gorgeous.
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She looks like she would be fun to hang out with, and she is probably into anal, so 3 stars from me.
Need better pictures though.
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Sorry but your not even as hot as yesterdays blotd! she was hands down the best we have ever seen on here. try again because your not hot at all and your personality sucks! 1 star, bring rebecca back jackson!!!
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It's been said but u definitely need at least one full body shot; not necessarily in a ridiculous bikini but just any old full body shot would do. That last small picture on the fourth page is damn cute. ***
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She definitely looks like the amiable sort. I'd be quite cheerful to have a sit with her.....Oh geez, I'm thinking like a woman. I need to think like a bastard. I'd tap it? Hard?
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@ 7 - I was not trying to be witty like Dennis Miller...that's just the first thing I thought when I saw the first picture. (I realize most people probably have know idea who Bhutto was, which is sad)
As for Beth, I think she is cute.....just cute.
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i think she is very pretty - just because someone has a big nose doesn't make them ugly idiots - only in your little warped american world where only blonde haired big breasted bimbos can be considered beautiful, still at least i can rest in the knowledge that non of you losers will ever get anyone who looks even remotly like those pictures you masturbate over every night in your lonley little room
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Do you have a terrible body? What are you hiding?
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The nose...
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from your pictures to your answers, you're an all around plain person aren't you
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Cute but not enough pics , you don't have to show the cash & prizes but a little spare change would be nice.
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Just one thing... when the hood on your sweater makes you look like a nun, something is wrong...
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#34 "and she is probably into anal"
hahahaha
how random was that?
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ahes ugly!! ewwwwwwww give me hot bitchesz like rebecca (yesterdays slut)
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@7 - I can vouch for the fact that he is not Dennis Miller. He's much better looking than Dennis.
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^ And smarter than Dennis too. See, I am also a good sport!
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pretty, but plain. Show your body
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TO THE MORON jimmyd:
Oh really? You must have a very small dick.
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Beautiful. Looks a little like Isabella Rossellini (who doesn't have a small nose either and looks beautiful anyway).
*The one from yesterday had a good body but she was vulgar as vulgar could be. And the swimsuit was (damn) ugly and cheap looking.
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I take that back.
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i think beth is hot
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She's okay. Nothing special but I wouldn't kick her out of the bed.
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meh, totally pointless
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She looks nice...
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Elisabeth is pretty hot. I dig here european look.
Pretty eyes, nice smile. Someone I digg!
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Come to Chi-town, I'd photograph her.
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Average, and that's a compliment. Next.
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Pretty.
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I think you're pretty.
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Actually beautiful. Not pretty, but beautiful and striking. And her nose suits her face. She'd look boring with a nose job. And u can tell she's no fat-ass even without body shots. Still, some would be nice...
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Fucking hot.
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Sexy eyes. You can tell she's no skank like yesterdays ho.
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Pic 2: OUCH!!! I would pay good money to see that face lookin up at me. Nice combo of innocent and sexy.
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A natural beauty. I like.
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I think you are very interesting looking. You're not classically 'pretty' like Britney spears (in her day people!) or Jessica Simpson. You are striking though and have the kind of face that makes people want to keep looking. Ur nose is fine.
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Amazing eyes. Kind of Dark in sum pics, but in the 2nd they look blue. Do you wear contacts. I think you're hot. Ur nose has a slight bump, but other than that...
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Niiiice. I would follow this chick home.
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Actually gorgeous without being fake.
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Looks russian. Hot.
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Stunning! You have the face of a model. Dunno wot ur body's like but who cares?!
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The last 6 posts are prolly Beth herself... she's dissing yesterday's BLotD, no one else would do that, I think...
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Woops.. sry..the last 9 or 10 posts...
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AVERAGE!!!! pic 2.......WTF!!! is that RICK JAMES? or what!!!!!! geeeezus H. Christ!!!!!!!! 2..... star..... for........ you...........
ha ha ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah ha haha h aha rick james....ha h ah ah ah aha ha ha ha
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AVERAGE!!!! pic 2.......WTF!!! is that RICK JAMES? or what!!!!!! geeeezus H. Christ!!!!!!!! 2..... star..... for........ you...........
ha ha ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah ha haha h aha rick james....ha h ah ah ah aha ha ha ha
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Nah not my bag. big nose.
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Averagely pretty. Not a model guys, come on.
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Urgh NO BODY SHOTS! whats the point?! nice face.
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Big nose. but jesus loves you. Nice eyes.
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You're pretty but wtf?! pointless. If anything this could be fake.
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I agree with Pamela.
Why is it that all of the sudden there are like 10 anonymous posters who all say only good things????
That's rare on the bastardly....
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It doesn't happen. But given her answers I doubt she'd have the fucking insentive. Bland.
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She's pretty.
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Ugly jew bitch.
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Shes fine
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No body, no point.
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Beautiful.
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PammyPo needs to put her pics up
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She's prolly Polish
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Who, me? Polish??
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These pics are awful, why send them in? My guess - this is a fake. No1 sends in pictures this poor unless they can only get hold of a limited number of them. This girls been duped. Probably oblivious to the world judging her (average) looks.
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Sexy eyes.
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I am not Polish
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well I am Polish and sure I do have an oversized nose (lmfao) but not every girl with a big nose is Polish, hahahahaha, yeah, she looks European, may be Polish or Russian
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Oh, I knew you were talking about the BLotD :)
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hahahahahaha comments # 61 through 71
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No, the pics probably weren't the best choices, but it's obvious that you are attractive enough to survive even not so flattering pics. I love Shannyn Sossamon too but she is every bit as sinewy as Angelina if not more.
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Who's the freaky lookin' black chick with the mustache in pic #2?
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Beautiful eyes.
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Kind of an Eva Green thing going without the Medusa death stare. 2 stars because of boring, unimaginative answers.
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But... she reminds me of Mary Magdalene on the very first photo!!
And that aint a good look...
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^^Eerie good call.
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Hahaha man u chicks sound so bitter (ana & pam). cant u be happy wit the girl. Girls is bitchy.
Average.
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Beautiful. Amazing eyes.
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A hot russian who is probably being sold over the net. But who wouldnt buy those eyes?
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No. Im afraid if Im hotter than them then they should just go home. I have a smaller nose, I win.
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LOL @ page 3. look at that fucking beak. 1/5 and thats generous.
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Hot.
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Kind of plain looking....
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Nice delicate features even with the big nose. Beautiful eyes.
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Haunting eyes. Big nose. God is fair - I think I cud get over the beak wiv her eyes tho.
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Hmmm I think you're beautiful but not in the classical sense. A nose job would be recommended, but u still facially look strikingly pretty. No body shots is suspicious though...
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Funny that you recommed yourself a nose job.
I've never laughed this hard in my entire life.
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i think you're really pretty.. you're not boring at all.. i love your bone structure
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My name is Bethany and these are pictures of me that I have not put forward. These pictures have been stolen from my myspace page and i did not give consent for them to be put up. Who can I contact about this? I want them taken down. I cannot believe this. Who is responsible for posting pictures on this website?
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I would also like to point out that I actually know one of the girls who has also been posted on this sight. The Grace/Naomi submission is showing pictures of a girl I went to school who's name is neither Grace nor Naomi (whichever she was supposed to be). I will be notifying her as soon as possible because I'm certain that she did not give consent for this either. I'm actually afraid to look at the other entries on this website for fear of finding pictures of other girls I know.
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1->There is absoluetly nothing wrong with her nose. It makes her look really exotic, actually. She'd be boring without it. Plus, even if it is big...she still has only ONE flaw..big deal! Most women have much more flaws. At least this one is a good flaw, cause it suits her.
2->She looks and sounds fun and smart; the "fun to hand out with" comment is right on
3->jimmyd..ok so you have a tiny penis..good to know.
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Interesting.
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Polish girl Rock yo!
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lol 'Bethany'? LMAO that aint even a real name!!! I agree that half these submissions r fake but the comments frm 'Bethany' cryin violation are no way real. I think there are some ppl playin games out there n tryin to stir up some drama. Pam. (haha im kidding, its just funny). Ps I still think this chick is hot.
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"I agree that half these submissions r fake..."
You mean, like yours?
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dont even c what the fuss is about she's totally gross! eww & why is everyone likin the eyes, their spooky not hot she looks like Mary Magdalene or somethin. Probably has a fat ass too.
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ugly psycho bitch...insecure cunt...what are you gonna do next?
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