Bastardly Lady of the Day - Alexandra



Hey all! I'm Alexandra from Bulgaria and I'm gonna make your day ;)

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Nicole Scherzinger definately! She's amazing and if I can't be with her I could just try look like her ...and I sure do!

Do you like your boobs?
Yes, they are perfectly shaped.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hmm , let me think. I wouldn't be thinking at all if the number had one more zero ;)

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Well, they tell me so much stuff, but I never listen to them carefully.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah.. but I have a future favourite BLOTD and that's my friend who's planning to send pictures tomorrow maybe.

What makes you Bastardly?
The thing that makes me a bastard is that I'm on a whole different level from the other bitches ;)

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guhhhhh

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:33pm
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im still not entirely sure which one is you. submit pics of yourself, r-tard

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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HAH! Good one. Stupid c*nt.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:35pm
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@ #2 - Idiot, just analyse the pics and see who's in all of them. She's obviously the chick on the right in the first pic.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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*sighs*

Two stars.

NEXT.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:39pm
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Can someone kindly tell me which one is Alexandria.
I have an idea....Who ever the person with glasses is in the first picture is cute.

he thing that makes me a bastard is that I'm on a whole different level from the other bitches ;)

Um....What kind of level are we talking....Cause after looking at your photos...Not sure if you are completely mentally level by making that comment.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:40pm
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nice hair

hot girl next door looking

no butt shots though

3 stars and no soup for you

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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All these sub-average chicks are an insult to out monitors!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:42pm
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BTW your whole crew and 0+ blood donor club just screams - Greek!
Not that that is a bad thing...It is just really obvious.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:43pm
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MY COCK HAS A BETTER HEAD ON IT THEN TEHM TWO BEASTS

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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Oh what the fuck is this shit...
Ok then... the one with the red top has some potential, if that's you're secret blotd friend.
As to 'Alexandra'... kinda chubby but inoffensive I guess.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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Is your friend going to send in the same pictures for her BLOTD? WTF?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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Seriously?

Every DUFF with half a brain knows sending in pics of you with your more fun and more attractive friends just makes you look dull, boring and UNattractive. Even worse, one of these friends in the pics is going compete against you for BLOTW? Why? Why do this to yourself?

THINK woman... for fuck's sake...

You are probably nice girl (that last answer doesn't help). Tho anyone who thinks Nicole Scherzinger is awesome needs their head examined for stupid.

BUT, a delusional, boring, badly proportioned, "Designated Ugly Fat Friend" in a poncho isn't gonna make it past 2 stars today.

Body 2 (I'm being generous here)
Face 2 (I'm being generous here too)
Pics 1
Answers 1
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Final: 2 (not an avg, and neither are you)

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:52pm
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Damn so which one is you? you the one with sagging boob? well anyway, not much to look at....so I'll just wait on the voting...

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:53pm
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She might as well hit that opium pipe....Cause it's the only thing she'll be hitting today....Swing and a miss.
I just keep looking at these photos and saying, "Why?"
Oh and I take back the comment about your friend. She needs to lose the leopard print and the God awful glasses. She looks like a bachelor pad couch for crying out loud!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:53pm
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which one are you, and c-mon does it really evan matter?????

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:56pm
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Long post, bear with me here...
I think a lot of us go through the same thing with these posts, we get an impression from the first photo, then we read the answers and we get another impression, then we look at the rest of the photos and we get our final thoughts.

And actually, I'm sure some commenters then change their impression based on what other people posted before them too.

Anyway, I'm going to post my thoughts as I go through the process.

First photo: Two ladies, hmmm, I really hope you are the one without glasses.
Intro: Make my day huh? Bulgaria. Alright let's keep going.
Answer 1: No you don't look like Nicole, and she's not amazing either.
Answer 2: I hope you show them then.
Answer 3: 30 million? You're crazy.
Answer 4: Some examples please.
Answer 5: Future doesn't count. And I hope your friend is not the one from the first photo.
Answer 6: Another answer without basis.
Well, so far I think you're cute if you are the one on the right. Let's see the rest of the photos
photo 2: What the hell? You don't look that cute anymore. And you have another ugly friend.
photo 3: Arg. This is getting worse. The one with glasses is attempting to dance. Are you alone at a disco or is that you house? Don't answer that..
photo 4: I guess you look better smiling, can we see the friend on the right?
photo 5: The three musketeers all together, what a treat.
photo 6: Make that 5.

You didn't show your beautifully shaped boobs, and if you are on a different level is the one below the rest. 2 stars for the smile only.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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er ur ok looking. Have to say i prefered the 1st 2 ladies of this week...

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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After this post, I'm probably going to change my name.

This ugly ho is an insult to the name Alexandra!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:04pm
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I'd do both of them.

Yankees Daily

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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She's actually kind of cute, facially, in 1 and 4.
Good points Manolo.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:20pm
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I'm guessing she's the one in the black top in most of the pics. She's ok, but honestly her friend in the red is a lot cuter.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:27pm
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Hey BonJoviIsYourGod nice plug...Not....
ss

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:29pm
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Form, or lack thereof, fitting leopard print? WTF? I know that's just plain wrong and I'm straight.

As for Alexandria, pretty face, but you could stand to lose a few, but then who couldn't right?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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you're ok, very bad selection of pics tho, **

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:45pm
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Tell your friend not to bother.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:50pm
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I'd like to find the elevator to the level she is on. It seems to me that her level is somewhere much lower than bitches, and somewhere close to 'the-guys-who-touch-themselves-to-Lane-Bryant-catalogue-while-their-girlfriends-shovel-down-pie-in-the-kitchen' level. Yeah, somewhere around there.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:52pm
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If your definition of making my day is providing me the opportunity to mock and laugh at you, then mission accomplished baby!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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I think that she's cute, and although I can't really see her body in those pics, if she lost a few pounds (like 10-12 lbs), she'd look better.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:01pm
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What #8 said. Rating: 2.5 out of 10, and the first girl on the last pic looks kinda cute.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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Jeebus. which one are you? the ugly one or the foul one?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:05pm
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Sorry, I don't know which one you are, but this is to the girl with the white blouse in the last picture: I want you! Curvy body, pretty face, stoned and ready... My kinda woman!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Sexy.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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Answers were worse then the pictures…

The level I am on is called reality, you should try it sometime…

Did you think we couldn’t figure out which one was you if you posted only pictures of yourself with your friends (who by the way don’t need to enter for BLOTD)…
Oh and are you even in the last picture couldn’t tell… I bet you were sucking hard on that hookah when you thought it would be a good idea to submit your pictures…

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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I know the whole company ...and no comment.But Damn Skippy your woman is nice girl.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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You're cute, 3 ***'s. Also, both your friends look like callie thorne (sheila from Rescue Me)

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
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c'mmon peeps, look at the fuckin pics and you can figgar out wich one is her. I think you are beautiful with your hair down. you should show off your shape a little more, you may have some nice curves, your smile is great! now show us those perfect boobies...3 1/2*

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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1 star just because 0 stars is not an option.

Answer the questions better and submit better photos.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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MOE AND JACKSON ARE YOU GUYS DRINKING ON THE JOB AGAIN!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 3:20pm
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"Blow me Bitch."

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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if she is the one with the glasses then she´s okay if not then meh

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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Why does this shit even make it on the site? I would rather see one good looking girl per week (or even one every two weeks) than one ugly one every day.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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Hey all! I'm Alexandra from Bulgaria and I'm gonna make your day ;)
Make my day??hahaha...please!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Nicole Scherzinger definately! She's amazing and if I can't be with her I could just try look like her ...and I sure do!
hahaha...you look nothing like nicole,not the face,and not the body...Are you delusional or something?
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, they are perfectly shaped.
News Flash: no,your boobs are not perfectly shaped
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hmm , let me think. I wouldn't be thinking at all if the number had one more zero ;)
Girl,stop kidding yourself!You wouldnt be thinking at all even if the number had one less zero.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Well, they tell me so much stuff, but I never listen to them carefully.
Ohhhh my god!!!Maybe because the boys are always so drunk that you cant really make what they are saying.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah.. but I have a future favourite BLOTD and that's my friend who's planning to send pictures tomorrow maybe.
If you truly are a friend,you will tell her not to.
What makes you Bastardly?
he thing that makes me a bastard is that I'm on a whole different level from the other bitches ;)
Yes,thats the proof you are delusional.
By looking at pics I thought:kindda fat and average/something off face.but after reading the answers....AAAArghhh!!!!!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 3:51pm
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You wish you were like Nicole. You're far apart from this. You're ugly and if I judge from your answers, you're pretty stupid too...

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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Stop the canadian seal hunt!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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BROWN BAG BITCHES wasted my day......hope your friend doesn't dissapoint!!!!!!

1 star.......for being BORING!!!!!!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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I make a personal pledge to stop the Canadian Seal hunt!
The only person I want club is Alexandra and her friend with Pimp glasses.

Seriously though....Who buys fur coats anymore? Especially baby seal coats?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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disappoint

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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@ #4. just making the point that she should have had pics of herself. i managed to figure it out

you're certainly living up to your name though

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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Alexandra....Here is to your attempt at BLOTD.....Sort of give you and idea of how you have done so far:
dd

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:36pm
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is this the bitch that posts here as "Alex" that said she was much much prettier than me and shit...and the one that got upset cuz I said Eva Mendes looks like a dude? LOL if this is her, oh man LOL

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:42pm
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U have nice skin and are very attractive. ur pics are poor but thats nothing new here. Anyway, I doubt most ladies of the day have had proffesional pics taken.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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Get back down to the weight you were at in pic # 6 and you'll be reasonably hot again. You probably still see that girl in the mirror, but you aren't her any more, and I usually don't mind a little extra weight.

(And anyone who'd club that seal or wear her fur needs to be tortured and killed. Love you, Ana.)

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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The seal is tasty looking,your friends in the last picture are hot.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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Haha, Richie, that was priceless!! :)

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:00pm
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And d55, when are you submitting BLOTD pics? I love that one pic, incredible face, eyes, and lips to die for, but I need to see it all. Show these girls what a BLOTD should look like.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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There's nothing wrong with submitting pics of yourself with ur friends but DEAR GOD girl, don't be afraid to send in a picture of you by yourself. I kinda like the second girl from the left in the last pic. **

Oh and I agree with #57.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Lord...the friend in the red is wearing a one strapped blouse with her bra strap hanging out!.... classy!

Bitch u wear a strapless bra with that!!

And alexandra is cute... a bit chubby..but cute

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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Nooooooooooooooooooo

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:21pm
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Horrible pic selection. You don't look like anything special.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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EPIC FAIL
another zero?,yeah right,i'll give you 2 bucks.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:31pm
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Well, she has beautiful hair. But I like 'em skinny. Not that I am a certified lezbo or anything.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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Not certified? Just officially on the fence?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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LMAO! @ #44! B, that was so Douche Bagguette of you :)

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 6:26pm
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@# 50 - You came across as a major douche too, by calling her a retard.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 6:30pm
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Nice usage of ugly friend though.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 6:31pm
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Looks like a bunch of Jersey 1's to me.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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you look like Leighton Meester after a month locked in Charlie's Chocolate Factory
NOW THAT'S A WHOLE NUTHER LEVEL BITCHES!SNAP!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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@Douche...hahaha....just speaking my mind!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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oh and your friend in the red shirt is a lesbian
in case you were wondering why she always grabs your ass when you hug

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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Whore

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 7:56pm
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B. said it all!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 8:55pm
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haha thanks 57 & 58 but no BLOTD for me

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 9:14pm
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I just find this Bulgarian brand of bland very vanilla and not at all "on a different level." I'm not sure she understands what that phrase means. And I would've accepted even a self-taken bathroom shot to prove the existence of these alleged perfect-shaped boobs.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 9:19pm
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lol i bet d55 ain´t that hot anyway :)

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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I know it's been explained but i'm feeling lazy so i don't know which one of these girls is meant to be you. It doesn't matter though because you're all fuck ugly.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 9:38pm
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Fat! And posing with chicks that are hotter than you does not help your cause.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 9:50pm
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Damn. . . I want the girl in the striped shirt at the end of the last picture. She looks delicious and voluptuous.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 11:26pm
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No thanks. Not going to even waste time commenting here.

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 12:01am
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Bulgaria are clearly front runners in the fashion stakes. Ahem*

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 5:28am
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WHO ARE YOU, YOU UGLY ASS WHORE? U FUCKING SUCK

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 9:22am
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# 79, see my comment at # 54. I know it's hard to believe, but that hot chick on page 6 is the BLOTD, a few years and 20 pounds ago. The extra weight really messed up this girl's face.

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 10:13am
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i'm going to have to disagree with you on this one mcperv
In pic 6 the BLOTD is on the far left
not the chick in the striped shirt

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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I have to agree with John here.

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 12:03pm
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LMAO. OK, I stand corrected. Though she doesn't look exactly like the one on the left either, but I have to admit that's the best match.

Stupid bitch submits all group photos and makes us have to try to figure out who the fuck she is in each of them. Fuck her.

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 12:10pm
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You know what, I'm sticking by my original decision. Check out the hair color, hairline, and eyebrows. The BLOTD, if nothing else, has lustrous black hair like strip-shirthed girl, they both have widow's peaks, and the eyebrows are tweezed the same.

Girl on the left on page 6 has lighter, greasier hair, and lower eyebrows.

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 12:16pm
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@# 84 and 85, you need better glasses bro. The BLOD is obviously the chick on the far right (striped shirt). lol guys, when you pull a chick at the club, you must get a hell of a surprise the next time you meet her LOL!

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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It's obvious - friends hotter than Ale,sorry girly

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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Also, tell your friend to fix that horrendous hair colour on page 5.
Woah!! Something went horribly wrong there.

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 4:03pm
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#76 - Arion, I love you :)

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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Which f**n one are you???? I'm guessing the nice one on the right end in the last photo..... please.. do you surround yourself with ugly friends for a ego boost? or are they all ugly where you live?

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 10:37am
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