Bastardly Ladies of the Day - Grace & Naomi
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hi this is Grace and Naomi. We're sisters and would like to be considered for Bastardly lady of the day candidates. Grace is 3 years older than Naomi. We love Bastardly!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Grace: JLo!!! Before she was pregnant tho.
Naomi: I like Jessica Alba.
Do you like your boobs?
Grace: Nah! lol well sometimes, it depends on my mood and that.
Naomi: lol yeah mine are ok. Abit small, but I dont thin massive boobs are attractive so...
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Both: NOOOOO! EWWW!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Grace: Er YES! the best I got was Monica Bellucci lol.
Naomi: Not really. Someone at work said I had the same face shap as Jessica Alba which I was quite pleased about.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Grace: No I don't think any of them have been that pretty.
Naomi: I always get freaked when there are seriously young lookin girls lol. But I thought Katana was absolutely stunning and so was Anatalia.
What makes you Bastardly?
Grace: The fact that I'm hot!!! lol
Naomi: The fact that I cant seem to leave this website alone!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!












Weird shot with the ice cubes...you get an extra star for that. Both are cute.
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....yawn.....where are the women?
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Both are cute
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Well Naomi is better looking than Grace and appears to be smarter. Anyhoo Grace could stand to lose about 10 pounds in the thigh area. And the 1st pic on page 4, who are those old looking people? If those ppl are you two that would mean all the other pics are years old, and since ppl always age older not younger, trying to pull a fast one on us bastards would get you no points. Nice try.
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Grace....there have been LOTS of pretty BLOTD's. That was quite rude and pretentious of you!
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Naomi - I like the preppy look with the Slipknot t-shirt! I love your eyes.
Grace - It's never a smart idea to diss all of the former BLOTD's. Put your combat helmet on, get in your foxhole, and dig in....the artillery is coming.
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Naomi has beautiful eyes! i like them a lot......grace seems to be the 'bend you over and fuck you like your a dirty whore' kind in my opinion....both are cute, Naomi def has the edge!
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Blah... reading through your answers was torture enough, now I'm supposed to look at your pictures.
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Okay... Ick. One of you needs to put some clothes on and the other one looks good in one pic and awful in the other. You figure out who's who.
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Grace really thinks she's hot shit, eh?
Grace: "No I don't think any of them have been that pretty."
Grace: "The fact that I'm hot!!! lol"
*Yawn*
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both not cute enough, **
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ladies of the day... 2 is always better than one. and for this reason you get 4 stars. both attractive in your own right. grace has the right amount of garments not on and naomi's first pic just reminds me of sweet head... cause when your getting head thats more or less the image you get when you look down... give or take a c*ck.
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Naomi - Your just about the cutest BLOTD I've ever seen. Wish we had some full body shots.
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so naomi is cute. grace, on the other hand, is a fug.
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i don't know where to start, so I'm not even going to bother
but you'd both still get it
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ps - ur both lying about sleeping w/ an old dude. u know u would. HELL, even i would - that's alot of cash.
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Naomi gets 5 stars for being cool.
Grace gets one for being a conceited twat.
Total number of stars - 3.
Naomi also gets bonus points for having the balls to rock a Slipknot shirt with a collared shirt and make it look hot. Well played, doll. Well played, indeed.
^__^
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The yunger non slutty one is gorgeous and has beautiful eyes. Im guessing she's Naomi,although i can't be sure since i cant tell my left from my right because im a retard. Anyway,the older slutty one needs to get the fuck outta here wih those fugly 'glamour shots'. She's fuglying up my computer screen. Monica Belluci, my bony ass. And how dare she have the arrogance to say that no other blotd have been pretty. Yeah sure,cos your Miss World arent you Grace. Get to the gym,stop eating burritos and work on losing a few pounds.Your face is a lost cause,but your body does have potential.
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LOL, Naomi looks like such a little innocent that I completely missed the SlipKnot shirt. Ha! good call Caitie! interesting look with the collar for sure
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You couldn't even get your sister to take photos of you? FAKE!!
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Naomi, you pass.... I guess. In comparison to the other entries this week you are not the best, but bangable.
Grace.... your kidding "No I don't think any of them have been that pretty."
If I had the time or the inclination to do so I'd start a fucking list of the ones that are better than you, but lets just suffice to say.... you can start with your own damn sister you fugly biatch !!!! Get off you high horse (or crack or whatever your doin).... beam yourself back down chunky monkey....
And thats the bottom line...........
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Ewww @ Grace.
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You'd both get a length of the old waven.
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naomi is the better looking sister...but i'm sure grace knew that all of her life...
haha @ gracie's wal-mart/sears "photoshoots"...
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They are both pretty.
The older of the two (Grace) could perhaps do with toning up a little, but who of us couldn't do with that? You look best in the picture in which you are wearing the blue blouse in the bar.
The younger of the two (Naomi) looks cute. I'm not a fan of slipknot, but hey, that doesn't matter. As has been said, you wear it well.
Could have done seeing with another picture or two of you perhaps.
In combination a fair selection of photos/angles.
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3 stars.
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Remarkably, unremarkable. A half star for each for a total of 1 star. If they do 3-ways that could bring them up to 2 stars.
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The younger one is good looking. The older one needs to quit "modeling" because that's going to take her nowhere.
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Waste of a BLOTD....might as well have taken a day off (rather than post these two twits).
2 stars (1 star each).
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Naomi has a pretty face, and I'd like to see her enter by herself and submit more photos. I'm curious to see what her body looks like and what her face looks like when she is not taking the picture herself!
Grace - Just no. She doesn't have a great body and doesn't have a great face either. Monica Bellucci? I don't see a resemblance at all.
I like Naomi, but her sister is really dragging the overall rating down.
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Two rice cake and popcorn eating fatties. Camera angles say it all.
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I don't find either of them pretty, but not ugly. I think that with better makeup and hair, they could look better. I can't tell who is who. One of them looks kind of like a bloated Eliza Dushku after a ton of muscle relaxers, that one is less cute, in my opinion. I think there is hope for the other sister. And really, there have been so many pretty BLOTDs.
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Oh okay, I read the "l-r". Naomi is the better looking one.
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Responses killed it... please you'll slut yourself out to bastardly (with "professional" pictures) but wouldn't do a gramps for three mil. Sure, I believe you... happen to have any bridges to sell?
Other then that both are cute enough to admit you banged them to your friends...
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Dina, I believe that Naomi is that one with the "myspace" pics, she took all of them herself. Grace is the one that has the "professional" photos and a couple of candid shots she didn't take herself.
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Nevermind, you figured it out while I was typing!
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you know, grace, it's so odd that naomi is far prettier than you, yet you're the cocky one. hmmm, someone needs an ego check.
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I'd love to see more of Naomi, from the limited information we have on her I's say she's beautiful. Naomi, please send in some new pictures that give us a better idea of what you look like. Your face is beautiful though.
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The young one is much more hotter than her sis.The 6th pic is just beyond trashy.Take those used red tampons away from my eyes,please.That was supposed to be sexy?C'mon darling.And fucken put some clothes on.Quick!
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Is this even for real? one sister has 'pro' pics, the other took pics herself.....I think it's a fake
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Meh.
/3***'s
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3 stars??oh so you get 1 and a half each.
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I'M PRETTER THAN ALL OF U GIRLS
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This chick has a five-head only a mother could love... The other one is just plain smushey... I gave the both of them one star each for having dark hair...
Jackson should've had out the Bastardly Armpit Vag Cam on page one... that could've helped things...
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Gracey I'm quite sure you're 'PRETTER' than the rest of us.
Stupid bitch can't even spell.
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Your bad attitude makes you even less attractive. Just something to think about.
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Naomi, you are absolutely beautiful.
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Naomi is more attractive than her sister. Love the casual style.
Grace is ridiculously ordinary. Monica Bellucci? HA HA In your dreams, sweetie. Get off your high horse, and get that fat ass on a stairmaster. Stat.
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Where is the ass and boob shots? No ass no vote..I guess I'm leaning towards Grace..but what's this ewwwwwww shit, on the 3 million question. Both of you know darn well, that for 3 million you would give a mummy a blow job, given the chance.
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wow, talk about being delusional...Grace, lemme tell you one thing...add yourself to the list of "not that pretty blotd's"...there has been prettier blotds than you...I dont know where you get your confidence from...your legs are fucking huge....your ears are enormous...you have psycotic eyes...your face is almost ugly and old looking...just cuz you pose like you are posting for SI doesnt mean you are hot
Naomi: I like your face better but not the one on page 7...haha slipknot, huh? kick-ass...they are my second fav band...saw them twice...i dont know about your body but looking at your face, i think you are very very skinny...you know the type of skinny that wears a 00 but the ass part of the pants is still baggy
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where is the bastardly man of the day?
you boys are all chickens
grace looks slutty, the photo with the ice cubes is the opposite of sexy, very amateur, bad taste
grace looks fat
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Young WET EMO Bitches!!!!!!!!!!! B*O*R*I*N*G!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The week for BLOTD really SUCKS so far..........but, at least BASTARDLY UPGRADED from YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i really like Naomi's eyes
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yeah....The 1st YWB needs to TONE her BODY!!! as for the 2nd YWB.........she's WAY HOTTER than the 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but, still B*O*R*I*N*G!!!!!!!!!!!!
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grow up, grow some tits, lose the ego... bleh, one star each..^!^
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Grace - You obviously got the shaft in the family gene pool. Is that why you are so bitter and angry? "Grace: No I don't think any of them have been that pretty." What a sad and pathetic thing to say. You are so wrong and you know it. Even if you were "hot" as you say you are, I would still slam you for a bad attitude. Alas, you aren't hot though AND you are a bitch!
Have a nice day.
Naomi - You are a very cute girl with beautiful eyes. If you want to be successful in life, do not imitate your older, fatter, meaner, and uglier sister! She makes me glad that I am an only child.
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I think this is fake. They're supposed to be sisters making a joint BLOD post, yet there's not a single picture of them together.
They don't even look alike.
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^^ exactly
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I see a threesome in their future,
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Naomi should have flown solo, she's a certified cutie. I don't know if it's fake or not but if there is an update, I'd like to request that the inexplicably conceited one be cut out. Pretty easy to do since there are no photos with both of them in them.
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I like the skinny one
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First thing I thought when I saw Grace was Eva:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/09/19/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-e...
Second thing I though....Russian Mail order bride.
Third thought...Watch out for that sparkler you dumb bitch!
Like the ice cubes though.....Great when you have the small ice cubes...Great for teasing during oral.
Grace in conclusion I must say, you have latin look that Eva doesn't have and I really like that a lot. You're answers are snobbish, but I'm all for good self esteem.
Naomi, you are the most beautiful thing ever. Those eyes...The dark hair...Fucking amazing and earns you 5 stars just for making my fucking day.
Any Circle Jerk t-shirts around? I'm messing.
You look pretty young and could use a little weight...Just a little. No scratch that....Your just young and you will grow into a beautiful, vibrant, healthy woman.
Also something very....You know the transformer chick...Slips my mind already since she's not doing anything with her Blockbuster spring board.
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Naomi is very very attractive. Abit thin though, but still beautiful. she even carries off those cheesy myspace poses.
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Grace has a sloppy body, fat white legs, stretch marks...looks like she's trying to model or something. Naomi is cute.
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I dont like either of them.....
and i think it should only be one person per post.
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Whoever was in page 5 is cute/hot. I like her. But the one with the chewy thighs has potential.
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They should submit thee pix to "The Haggardly".
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naomi's shots are all exactly the same.. and some of grace's shots look like those off a cheap porn site of bigger girls. boring!
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This is definitely a fake post. You can just tell by the pictures, the way they answered the questions, etc...
The vibe's not right.
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I'm not going to say any of these girls (who say they would NOT sleep with a man old enough to their grandpas) is lying because that may actually be true. But sorry, I doubt anyone would refuse 3,000,000 right there in front of them. I can think of only five things I would NOT sleep with for 3 million: Dead people, animals, children, things involving poop or pee.
Bunch of hypocritical liars.
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Well Grace would be liar....Anyone that takes rose petal photos in underwear is half way to porn anyway.
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A Slipknot shirt with a polo shirt underneath?? Some of you think that's a smart fashion move? I'm wearing a cowboy shirt with a Black Flag shirt on underneath. Is that ironic enough for y'all. Sheeesh, I should be on Project Runway.
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naomi is pretty, but youre kind of androgynous looking - not a bad thing
grace is okay - but u really think your prettier than the past blotds? psht.
2.5/5 but i rounded up to 3 =I
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oh yea, the collar shirt under the tee is alright, but you should take off that (pearl?) necklace. too much going on. i dressed like that in 8th grade.
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Grace
Big, fat lumpy thighs and small chest. You are obvious pear shaped. For this, I don't know why you are so damn cocky about your looks and have a nasty attitude of other modest, pretty BLOTD.
1.5 stars out of 5.
Namoi
Nice tan, I love your eyes, cheeks, and facial shape, very beautiful.
You look like you have a nice slender body, but I can't tell from the pics. You answers were great as well. 4.5 out of 5 stars.
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Naomi looks liek someone famous, i cant place my finger on who tho...
shes cute, but looks real young.
fuck, i cant place my finger on who she looks like, ugh....
and cmon, whats with lying about the grandfather question?
jez.
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Naomi gets 3 stars and Grace gets 1 (she's lucky to even have that!). This entry would have had a 4 rating, I think, if it weren't for Grace...she ruined it. Her thighs, ugh!
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#57 makes a real good point.
but anywho, i'm with the mases on this one, and i'll go with Naomi
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put some clothes on you
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nice puffy vagina grace. you should get some lipo in your pubic area. and fyi: you are not even in the same league as dina, hallery (where has she been?) or me.
naomi is precious though. J.I.U is right...she would've done pretty good as a solo act.
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plain girl on the left, you are too plain.
all is said and done there.
however, goth girl in terrible slipknot t-shirt, you have a pretty face, but terribly dull photos.
between the two of you i couldn't even muster the courage to muster a semi.
apologies.
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grace looks like lucy torres (a lucy torres that gained 50 lbs)
naomi looks like jamie lynn spears.
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Both pretty but Naomi def takes the cake here. 3*'s
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I really hope you didn't pay the photographer very much..
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you know when you feel ashamed for someone??like, you are walking on the mall and there is this really fat and ugly girl, that is so sure shes hot,and wearing very tight and revealing outfits??so you look at her, and you just feel ashamed for her??
well, thats how i feel for grace
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grace? How about grace and merry from yesterday!!!!!!!!!
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I hope this doesn't come out sounding racist because I am no where near being racist but.......Latinos need to stop it with their cheap ass "photoshoots". I know so many latin girls who are really ugly but think they're hott so they go to places like K-mart and Sears and get professional looking photos taken but the pics just look really cheap and tacky!! And then these girls post the pictures on their myspaces and think they are models.
Sorry, it's just an observation because I happened to notice a lot of latinas I know and have come across over the internet do that.
Don't worry though, Grace..Most Latin guys i've met think chubby girls like you are hott...but then again, these are also the type of guys who are desperate and harass random women from their old pick up trucks!
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Naomi is absolutely adorable, please get rid of your sister. That last pic is so fucking cute.
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@ EMILY - I am here! I agree and I am laughing so hard at the "puffy vagina" comment! You're a cool girl and I would love to hang out with you sometime.
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They look a bit porky but I would pork them. But I am known for my bad taste, so it doesn't matter.
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I will just be honest...Naomi IS pretty and very cute...but the other one...I really don't understand why she thinks she's hot she's way under average...and at least lose some weight...gawd...your face is not great and your body is hideous...so I wonder where your ego comes from?
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"Naomi" has gorgeous eyes, though.
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BTW: Naomi, You have amazing eyes. Please consider resubmitting photos on your own.
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One of you is pretty hot with bad pics, One is has decent pics but comes across as kinda dirty (in the "you need a bath" way, not the "you're naughty go to my room" way). I think we all know which is which.
Both of you have boring answers and probably put out a bit too much when you are drunk. Much to the amusement of the local men. (yes, we know you are lying on the grandfather one.) Still, you both must be fun around the glory hole.
It's been a terrible week for cleanliness. Dirty girls are a turn off. (Dirty trannies are even worse).
So far you gals collective are in the lead for BTOTW. Naomi suffered from the the pairing with her less attractive dirty sis. And Grace was able to ride her sister's hotter coattails, something I am sure she's been accustomed to the last few years. Naomi, you will find you will soar higher when you get rid of your older sister's dead weight and delusions of beauty. (Nearly 1/2 of the BLOTD have had more to offer than you, Grace.) Good luck to you, Naomi.
Naomi = 3.5 stars (-.5 stars for lack of more pics of your hotness. Resubmit.)
Grace = 2.5 stars (+.5 stars for not being as annoying as the last 2 whores. The less from you the better.)
Avg.score = 3 stars
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God what an ugly mug and she's a Heifer. id like to rate a Zero but if i dont rate at least one she will get a score better then she deservse
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A cow and an emo? Emu? Wtf? Stop looking at me. No, stop looking through me like that. Moo? Moo to you too. OMG SHES CUTTING MY WRISTS! HELP! NOW SHES SLAUGHTERING THE COW! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! HEEEEEEEEEEELP, SOMEBODY PLEASE!
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Emily, you're so sweet! It's really true, though. I like you. You tell it like it is.
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How does someone get a puffy vagina in the first place? lol Emily, you do tell it like it is! :)
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Very good article. Congratulations. Good point!
http://vip-slander.blogspot.com
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82. Grace does have a better face than you and fyi it's not a vagina.
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wow, nice idea the two sisters submission.
Naomi get terrific eyes
Grace is so mediterranean
Of course the fantasy is to bang both of you at the same time.
weel, 2 stars each, it makes 4 stars
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I'd bang them both...
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2 stars. That is all.
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I pick Naomi (aka Emo Girl). Very Exotic looking. They both look a little young though. Maybe you should label this as BastardlyGirls.
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