Bastardly Jeremy Piven Plays With His Latest Sex Toy!
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: GABO/SCOTT/CHRIS/bauergriffinonlThese were snapped at Lulu's Cafe in L.A.
And the Wiki says...
Jeremy Samuel Piven (born July 26, 1965)[1] is a two-time Emmy Award-winning and Golden Globe-winning American actor.
Piven is Jewish,[10] and also shares beliefs of many Eastern Religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism.[11] Piven starred in the Travel Channel special Jeremy Piven's Journey of a Lifetime detailing his journey across India. Former Saturday Night Live writer and comedy director Adam McKay is his brother-in-law. Piven is uncle to Pearl from The Landlord.
Piven has identified himself as political liberal, and supports Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election. [Wiki]
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This guy gets more ASS than a donkey dealer...
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Yeah, now he does. It took him twenty years of riding Cusack's coattails, hair plugs, a strict regimen of yoga and tofu, and the luck of landing a part on a semi-hit show before anyone would fuck him. So I guess better late than never. But still, he had to wait longer than most. And plus, he has problems with premature ejaculation.
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Thanks Cookie Monster for that info....Don't really want to know how you know about the last part, but I'll leave that alone.
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Well, I'm going to tell you, Rich. About ten years ago I worked for Premiere Magazine as an Asst. Editor. One of my first big assignments was to interview The Piv, Very Bad Things was coming out, publicity, and so on. So I went to the Beverly Hills Hotel to interview him, and so did a photgrapher for the magazine, a very pretty, voluptuous girl names Alison Green. I did my interview, Alison took her pictures, and then I left, as did The Piv, except he took Alison with him, and they went and had drinks. Long story short: They ended up back at her place, kissing and touching and whispering dirty things in each other's ears. This is what Alison told me. She used to fuck all of the male celebrities she took pictures of. So she tells me that they are on her couch, and he's got his hands on her very large and firm boobs, and she whispers in his ear: I want to suck your cock. So The Piv says okay. Alison stands up, takes off her shirt. The Piv stands up, takes off his pants. He sits back down on the couch, Alison ties her hair up into a ponytail, kneels down, and puts her mouth on The Piv's Peen. Her mouth is on him for no more than one or two licks before he comes, all over her mouth and face. Alison was not happy. The Piv was mortified. He put his pants back on and left without saying a word.
True story.
Unless I am completely full of shit.
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my oh my. that's some good piven. is that what they call premature coming these days? pulling a piven?
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Whats Alison's number?
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Ah, yes, Alison sounds pretty tasty, huh? She was. She was a real girl's guy. Didn't take shit from any man. I think it may have been her down to business demeanor that made The Piv spring a leak.
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Thanks for the story...Wonder if eats lots of celery.
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Piven's a goddamn pimp.
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If the photog could have caught 2 hot female celebs having lunch behind that Scissors Sunday headline, I would have had a good laugh.
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He would be much less of a douche if he would just stop with the rugs and embrace his baldness.
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I'll be honest..
I'd do him.
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I'll be honest..
I'd do him.
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dude is fucking cool as fuck. even if hes not man enough to last more than 2 licks of his stick and hes supporting obama. dude is awesome..
he rocked in Judgement Night.
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In Jeff Ross' words at Flavor Flav's comedy central roast:
"If I wanted to watch a midget fuck a bunch of hookers I'd go go to a party at Jeremy Piven's house."
((Great SHit))
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What a douchebag.
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