Bastardly Hot or Not: Agyness Deyn @ The Milk Gallery
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: WORKUM/bauergriffinonline.com"Rebel Rebel" A Milk Gallery Project Presented by The Art of Elysium held in NYC.
And the Wiki says...
Agyness Deyn (born Laura Hollins[1] on 16 February 1983[2]) is an English model. In 2008, Deyn was hailed as "the fashion industry's next great supermodel" and has been called an "ambassador of British youth culture."
Agyness Deyn is from Failsworth in Greater Manchester.[4][5] She is the second of three children. Her mother Lorraine is a nurse. She attended All Saints RC High School and Bacup and Rawtenstall Grammar School and Sixth Form in Waterfoot, Rossendale. Deyn's working life started serving cod, chips and mushy peas part-time at 17, which she did in Ramsbottom. In 1999, she won the Rossendale Free Press "Face of '99" competition, aged just 16.[6] She left home for London, working in a burger joint during the day and a bar at night but she admits: “I tried to make cocktails but it didn’t quite work.”[7] During this time she says she was also at college in Hull, studying drama and music. She was signed up by Models 1 when she visited the agency, slammed down a portfolio and refused to leave until she was signed. [Wiki]

























Oh, my, gawd, WTF is this?
GuillermoWutever it is it needs a body bag & is NOT, in any way shape or form, hot.
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LIke an advertisment...."I want to dat Lindsay Lohan."
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
meant "date"
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
I think we all know the answer to that question
azezealReply to this Comment
I seriously thought it was Lindsay's rug muncher.
Either way....NOT HOT!
HoneyReply to this Comment
NOT! She's a fucking flash in the pan. Trust me, no way will she be around this time next year. Kate Moss she is not! She's fucking nearly 26, over the hill for a model, she's such a poser she changed her name from Laura Hollins to Agyness Deyn. I mean, what the fuck is that about? And she looks like everything that was horrific in the 80s.
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No way that's a woman!
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i think shes funny but shes not sexy. I like her though. I disagree Aisha, i think she will be around, shes been causing waves in modelling for a while now. Its only recently that shes become such a commercial phenomenon.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
She is a rage in the U.K. I like her because dark or blonde she rocks the camera. I also dig that she can work on a car engine, play pool, and sometimes talks like a trucker (Umm, British trucker).
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
Like a lorry driver! lol. Shes from quite near where i live. I love a northern lass.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
Blech!
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
How is she a model?? Shes ugly as hell, looks like a man, and she looks SHORT! how tall is she? she looks no taller than 5'6".
and she is already 25. who cares if she has been around for a few years, shes only been popular for a few months. its too late for her to become a big model, shes already past her modeling prime. if you dont make it big as a big name supermodel by the time you are around 23, tough luck.
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no if you establish yourself you can model well into your thirties, look at heidi and kate for example. Marisa miller is only having her career boost now and shes nearly forty so i would have to disagree with that. And she hasnt only been popular for a few months, ive seen her on catwalks for ages now. Its only when she reached commercial status that you probably heard of her.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
yeah right, if she had a long hair and were tanned and fabulously dressed.. (you know:victorias secret style) then you all would be screaming: oOOOo shes so hot.. an so on.. blabla bla!
but, yes, i dont like how she looks, but it doesnt mean that i cant see how she could potentialy look..
if alessandra ambrosio, shaved her hair off and dressed like this, no one would say that she is beautifull.. but she is!
so people dont be shallow!
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Dear Agyness Deyn...
Samantha Ronson just sent me a message on myspace...she would like her look back.
thank you.
Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
Holy shit....I really did think it was brad pitt at first glance. Which obviously isn't saying much about her.
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JTchicagoReply to this Comment
^^ The bizaro David Bowie... Stiggy Zardust.
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JTchicagoReply to this Comment
that pic reminds me of Selma Blair.
Bugs on the WindshieldReply to this Comment
Here - in this particular pic - she is beautiful. How can a woman that looks beautiful in this pic, look so damn unatractive on the bastardly pics??? this is fucked up...
PajekReply to this Comment
Hey, if she can float for the camera. Who cares.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
actually she is pretty but reminds me way too much of samantha ronson and that's just disgusting.
DrPenetrationReply to this Comment
Bag her. Preferably in a large black plastic one.
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her legs look ugly and abused. i rather not...
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Yeah she looks like a little boy, and a lesbian. Of course if you are in to little boy looking lesbians, she is right up your alley...
Danny44Reply to this Comment
It's horrible when you have to explain a joke....But that was what I was eluding to with the Lindsay Lohan joke....Samantha Ronson...
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Who does she look like? Let me think.....
http://www.movie2movie.nl/share/images/film/9323_195841_home_alone.jpg
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
Why didn't the picture post? Stupid damn Interweb!
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
Please no lesbos here! That's erection poison!
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Remember when models used to be pretty? I dont her...but I hate her.
RasCalReply to this Comment
She looks like a junky!
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d55 wishes she could be this hot. but that aint really saying much because this chick is uglay!!!
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she is one of the most stylish and beautiful models around. that's all.
people that dislike can't see the real beauty in her. she is pretty and looks good in pictures so that's why she's a model.
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Lipstick lesbians are hot, What are you talking about antman? This thing is not a hot lesbian though.
aliceReply to this Comment
If you're going to rename yourself, at least try for something that doesn't sound like one of the elderly ladies at my grandmother's weekly bridge group (and misspell it).
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who are you talkin to word? Are you talking to me?
aliceReply to this Comment
These photos are pretty bad, but I am so gay for her.
MeganReply to this Comment
ew I don't think she's pretty. She's a good model but I don't like models who are ugly, I don't like people just because of their title, unlike some stupid people here.
junglegirlReply to this Comment
NOT like a sum'bitch!!! Hell to the fuck no! British fashion industry people... PUT THE CRACK PIPES DOWN!!!
GolianoReply to this Comment
I wouldn't date her but being friends with her is absolutley NOT out of the question... she seems more like a buddy type of girl
The-Phantom-WriterReply to this Comment
the blonde crop is something a lot of models have done to gain media attention. Carolyn Murphy did it and shes made a hell of a career for herself. I seriously doubt shes trying to look like samantha ronson. If anything both girls are more likely to be paying homage to annie lenox or another androgynous icon.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
She looks like Andy Warhol's famous muse. What the hell was her name?! But yeah the look is not original folks.
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
Truman Capote?
GolianoReply to this Comment
I looked it up Edie Sedgwick was her name. She was the subject of the movie "Factory Girl." In which Sienna Miller played her.
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
Oh BTW not hot. Looks like a blond Phoebe Cates past her prime in the last pic.
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
Deyn is not a lesbian. Shes dating one the guys from The Strokes now I think.
I think she has a pretty face. These pics dont do her justice. Shes about 5'8" but she often looks sooo much taller!
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