Bastardly Hasbeen Camera: Tea Leoni Bikini Pictures
Friday, July 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...Téa Leoni (born February 25, 1966) is an American actress.
Leoni attended Brearley School and The Putney School. She attended but did not complete studies at Sarah Lawrence College. She went on to star in a number of TV series and movies, starting as “Lisa DiNapoli” on Santa Barbara in 1989. She starred in the 1995 box-office hit, Bad Boys, along with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. She had an important role in the commercially successful movie Deep Impact, in which her character breaks the story of a comet that is going to hit Earth. She also starred in Woody Allen’s movie Hollywood Ending, with Allen and Mark Rydell. In 2004, she starred in Spanglish with Adam Sandler, Cloris Leachman, and Paz Vega.
In 1992, Leoni landed the starring role in Fox’s Flying Blind, a short-lived sitcom. In 1995, Leoni landed the lead role in the television sitcom The Naked Truth, playing Nora Wilde, a tabloid news journalist. The show was a minor hit and was cancelled in 1998. Another film role followed in 2000, playing the lead alongside Nicolas Cage in The Family Man. In 2001, she starred with Sam Neill and William H. Macy in the blockbuster, Jurassic Park III, the third instalment of the Jurassic Park franchise. The film was a major box office hit and is one of her most notable roles.
Leoni ranked #79 on the FHM 100 Sexiest Women of 2000.[Wiki]

























Doc Brown please take me back to 1995 - Her body was smokin in Bad Boys.
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
Showing Tea's legs in Bad Boys was Michael Bay's only positive contribution to society.
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
LOL, yeah please don't start me on Bay and his destruction of movies that could be great. But yeah those legs in that skirt were sick.
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
Yeah time does that to you...she was smoking hot.
MundoReply to this Comment
Yeah time does that to you...she was smoking hot.
MundoReply to this Comment
and makes you repeat yourself.
...repeat yourself
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
i loved her in "Dick and Jane" ...
Reply to this Comment
She looks terrible without makeup.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Ok
We need to set some standards here. Tea belongs in the Butta cataegory, so where is the bag?
Now when she's all done up, we can remove the bag
Noxious BobReply to this Comment
I'd throw her out of bed. Thee's more room on the floor!
Reply to this Comment
I thought it was Jennifer Love Hewitt at first, I was thinking bitch what! didn't you learn your lesson by now... don't go out in a bikini1!!!
jennylaReply to this Comment
is she still talking with that stuffy nose !
C. EsmeraldaReply to this Comment
I don't know, she seems pretty milfy to me.
Jack HunterReply to this Comment
I think she's still kind of hot in a "mother of my children" sense.
Reply to this Comment
She's still got it. Lovely face too.
Reply to this Comment
no thanks ugh
d55Reply to this Comment
damn she used to be sooo hooottt!!
Reply to this Comment
You hating bitches! These are obviously just bad angles and no real great body shots. She has an amazing body if you look past the slight mannish-ness and she has a unique face - all of which are aging wonderfully.
jillybean81Reply to this Comment
I dont remember her ever being hot. Somebody post a pic of her in her prime.
Reply to this Comment
I mean, give her a break, she is already 42 and doesn't look THAT bad. Truth is she had the perfect body like 10 to 15 years ago. I used to adore her feet and collected all her bare-footed pics.
Reply to this Comment
That's very....strange. lol
jillybean81Reply to this Comment
This bitch got old and saggy. Crying shame. Needs to book an appointment with her surgeon ASAP.
Reply to this Comment
She use to be soooo hot. I loved her in that news show, cant remember the name. She was a reporter.... but anyhoot, she is not that bad for over 40.
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
Tea is still a Hot lady, gets my dick up & running.
Reply to this Comment
Yeah, can you say "David go back to Gillian!"? I can. Tea Leoni is a stupid bitch and is gross. She is horrible for David. Have you seen or read her interviews? Gillian and David on the other hand... a completely different story.
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!