Bastardly Games: Guess Those Sexy Celebrity Legs! Part 2
Friday, August 29th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Here's another excuse to look at celebrity legs from the past year. We're continually updating this set, so have fun guessing who owns these great legs.
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In order of Hot Legs:
1. Kristen
2. Mena
3. Rose
4. Sophie
5. Valerie
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Kristen has some ugly ass legs...short, thick, stumpy. The rest are just as bad.
The one on the last page has the best legs.
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agreed
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yeah, I agree. she has weird calves...
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Short chicks aren't hot to me. Maybe it's just because i'm 6'1". Short dudes are creepy too. I'm cool with midgets, but dudes between 5'0" to 5'5" are weird.
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Small chicks are hot because when you're fucking them your dick looks HUGE.
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I second that. The hottest girl I've ever "known" was 5'1. Her legs were long in proportion to her body, she had perfectly round natural big tits, and a great big ass. It's not how tall a girl is, it's how she's put together.
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Word. And Kristen's legs are HOT!!
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word!!!
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Not a Big Problem for me.
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I don't need to be with little girls because my dick is already big as it is.
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Ooohh-err, get you sailor, you silly goose! Down boy before I have to physically reprimand you, naughty boy!
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there is a man in that bunch...can't remember which one, but there is. Transvesite maybe?
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wtf at this post. none of these legs are hot i got seriously jibbed by clicking those ferral stump legs expecting some kiebler/kerr-esque legs to come up. what a joke
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'it's a game that anyone can play...' ;)
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Kirsten's legs are too thick looking from the knee down for such a small girl. If I had those cankles I would never show them.
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is that a bite mark on the left calf?
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Peasant legs annoy me.
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The best legs in this group is Mena Suvari, the girl is hot with that short hair cut. However Bastardly you could of post some better pictures then this you, guys getting lazy.
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the last girl is hottest
love her outfit too
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Mistress Bell lay on the floor of her cell naked with her hands cuffed behind her back to the exposed pipe. She had been under the "care" of the good doctor since the Nicaraguan authorities had arrested her in the middle of the night and taken her to the prison in Granada. There in the corner of the room was where she was left each night after the doctor had performed his "treatments." Not realizing her own sadomasochistic tendencies, her captors never realized just what a difficult task breaking her would be.
Mistress could hear the old man's footsteps in the hall outside the door. He entered the cell with a grin and asked her how his favorite patient was doing. She waited until he was within distance and then moved forward from the pipe, kicking him with her powerful leg in the testicles. The doctor's knees buckled as he went down on all fours.
Mistress had managed to free the cuffs from the pipe earlier though they were still locked behind her back. Without hesitating, she sat on his shoulders and wrapped her thunder thighs around his head. He immediately began to panic and tried to get free. His struggling only allowed Mistress Bell to roll them both onto their backs and tighten her vise-like grip on his head even more.
The doctor realized what a dangerous position he had put himself in.
With her arms behind her raising her upright, she arched her back as she squeezed her legs together with as much force as possible. The good doctor's skull gave way with a sickening pop. She listened and made sure her efforts had not alerted the guards. As she planned her next move, she tried to catch her breath as sweat glistened on her body, her nipples hard in the cool air from the excitement of the kill.
The preceding story was a work of fiction. The Supreme Court of the United States ruled in the case of "Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell" that parodies of public figures are protected under the first amendment and this author agrees.
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ROFL at mr slave. yeh this girls legs bother me a lot. so stumpy and chunky...and i know many small girls and most of them don't have this problem...it's all abaout being in proportion and kristens are waaaayy off.
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not to mention those stove pipes she has for legs will get even worse as she ages.
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