Bastardly Games: Guess Those Sexy Celebrity Legs!


As we've done many times in the past, we're gonna play a Bastardly Game, which is just a poor excuse to stare at a certain female body part & pretend to be doing something important.

Directions are simple:

1. Look at legs very closely
2. Reflect on posts you've seen this past year
2a. Visit a Bastardly Sponsor while you reflect
3. And lastly, guess the celebrity who owns the sexy legs!

Remember, we're all winners in this game, so have fun!

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Miranda's legs look yummy but just caught them in a weird position in the first pic.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 12:36pm
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all these girls have skinny menny chicken legs.

REMEMBER THE OLD WENDY'S SLOGAN: Where's the BEEF!!!

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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yup...chicken legs.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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ohh, I thought it was pete wentz...

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 12:52pm
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Miranda's legs are too skinny and shapeless. They look like twigs about to break in half, and remember the camera adds weight so imagine how thin they look in real life.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 1:00pm
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I've ranked the legs from the hottest to the least hottest (#1 would be the hottest):

1. Petra (She has amazing legs, but it's not a great pic of them).
2. Camila (Very nice).
3. Danielle (She could tone them up a little bit).
4. Sophie (Nice milky white skin, but a little thin).
5. Miranda (Too thin).

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 1:00pm
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Sophie is so beautiful

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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Hmm, Sum nice lookin sticks here.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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Denielle's legs? Short and untoned? Really? Not so much.

But the other girls have gorgeous legs! Miranda's are a tad too thin (bellow the knee they look good, but above she needs a little more meat). But it's not her fault, she's obviously naturally thin. And she's a sweetheart too so I don't care.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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I guessed Kate Bosworth

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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