Bastardly Fat or Not: Jordin Sparks @ Nickelodeon's 2008 Kids' Choice Awards
Posted on Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious
In a shocking development, UK's Metro mag has learned that American Idol winner Jordin Sparks had a crush on Simon Cowell. The big question that remains: Did Simon Cowell take advantage of this by sleeping w/ Jordin Sparks? We're digging, so stay tuned...
Jordin told Metro that before she appeared on American Idol as a contestant, she thought the British judge was "very cute".
"I think there was a time when I had a crush on Simon, but it was when I used to watch the show, not when I was on it," she added. [My Park Mag]
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Great smile!
Beautiful girl, needs to wear a bigger shoe, her toes hanging over the edge remind me of Gargoyles, I do not like that look.
This girl has beautiful eyes! She's about to fall out of her shoes, though.
She's cute, so be nice.
I get the sense in a few years she'll turn into a whale.
Now she is not fat,but definetly on the chubby/chunky side...anyway, i couldnt agree more with #5.....i think her weight will just get totally out of control in a few years.
So much easier than "hot or not."
FAT
(Not disgustingly fat but still fat. No one would mistake her for a skinny girl. Yes it's ok to be fat. And dudes do think some fat girls are hot. I love all the ladies. [and I hate all the ladies] The best parts of a lady are soft.
And there's just something not right about a guy who like them hard and bone-like...)
Hot girl, ugly dress.
She's fat, but you can tell that she is comfortable with the way she looks. I think she's cute, has a great smile, and looks like she has a fun personality.
She's a man, man.
I love how she had pockets sewn onto her frock so she could keep putting her hands in them to disguise her "2 snowshoes wide" ass.
fat
sometimes fat people look sweaty and tired, but she looks classy and okay
her fat is distributed in every part of her body, that's why she isn't disgusting to look at
I love her hairstyle
FAT
God god, those are some busted toes....and they're mashed into a pair of ugly ass shoes.
standing Next to Raven Symone...shes thin....
She's chubby, not fat.
Wow! Everyone has a foot fetish today, so I'm not alone! I can't tell if she is or isn't with that tent. On the other hand I like a meaty girl!
when arms are starting to look like legs it`s "so uncool Moe".Disgusting,and an American Idol failure
I love her eyecolor, but I like bigger eyes. She's pretty, but her body's naturally chubby. Which means she probably won't escape getting fat eventually; it's in her genes!
I have a weight loss program for all ya fatties out there. Just sign up here.
cute, but those shoes are horrendous
She's gorgeous and has loads of talent, I think that's more important than being a size 0!!
IDGAF about her weight, but she's got a real pretty face
She's not fat by any stretch of the imagination, but if she reads these comments, she'll instabtly develop an eating disorder...
Gorgeous smile, btw.
yay for lightskin girls!
she's super cute
I'd hit it w/ no condom.
/for reals
She's chubby. I think she's cute, personally. She's proportioned in a way that I don't think she could lose a lot of weight and still look normal.
Gorgeous and HOT!!
Fuck all the people that think is fat.kiss her fat ass.get a life and stop putting other people down.I know two things she has that you guys dont have beauty and money.
Looks like a fat midget.
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